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GOVERNMENT CRESTDOWN!
Topic Started: Oct 17 2013, 02:43 AM (95 Views)
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CREST FALCON IS IN WASHINGTON DC

CREST: Time to show these government fat cats to lay off the little guy and not force him to get Nazi commie health care, brother! The Crest-man's opponent on New Friday Night, jack, he should take a watchin' on this one, because dudes, Crestillius Maximus is going to show this dude, this Sombra Roja -- that name sure sounds Kenyan, don't it?! -- that when you mess with Flag-Wavin' Falcon, dude, you mess with America! And no one messes with America more than the American government and its pinko liberal views! So time to take matters into my own hands!

CREST ATTEMPTS TO SCALE THE FENCE OF THE WHITE HOUSE

CREST: No fence can hold Free Falcon, dude!

SECRET SERVICE: Stop or we will open fire!

CREST: Let the Crest in the West tell you Secret Service jackholes one thing, dudes, and that's a little catch-phrase that Crafty Crest invented back in 1997, brother, and that's I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA...

THE SECRET SERVICE OPENS FIRE

CREST AWAKENS FROM HIS COMA ON OCTOBER 16

HE POOPED THE BEDPAN

CREST: Wow, this hospital room smells like SHIT, jack! Just like the Sombrero Rosita, or whatever his name is, brother, which is why Classy Crest don't even wanna touch him! If he's smart, he'll just get himself counted out, and that'll save him from a PILE DRIVER sending him straight back to Iran!

CREST GETS UP AND FLEXES

THE HOSPITAL GOWN SHOWS HIS BUTT
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