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Born to Win; NEWtv 68 RP #1
Topic Started: Aug 10 2013, 02:33 AM (68 Views)
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BEST IN NEWERA
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[Purity Solanas hasn't been around much the past two weeks. Part of this is thanks to NEWtv General Manager Lana Wu, who's sent Purity away. Where? Perhaps we'll find out. But for now, all one needs to know is that Purity is arriving in whatever Manhattan hotel that Lana has set up shop in. Purity, of course, makes her way to the bar, where Lana is sitting.]

LANA: Purity!

PURITY: Hey.

[Lana gets up to do the whole half-hug, air-kisses thing, and Purity only half-heartedly responds.]

LANA: You look a little... roughed up, are you okay?

PURITY: Huh? Oh. I'm fine. I took the train in from Brooklyn. I guess I didn't really count on being, um, recognized.

LANA: But you were?

PURITY: Yeah, like... I don't know. Fans. Dudes with cameras, maybe they were TMZ or something. It's just... it's weird, you know? Having people recognize you. Being in... magazine profiles, and stuff. Everyone wants to take pictures of me.

LANA: Well, they should, you're very photogenic. But you like Brooklyn, you like where you're staying?

PURITY: Yeah. Yeah, Brooklyn's pretty cool. Thinking about, I don't know, a condo or something. Like, I don't even have a place of my own. But I kind of want to stay in California, but...

LANA: You know...

PURITY: Hm?

LANA: You CAN afford to do both. Have you SEEN the payday they're talking about for Vindication V? Do you have any idea how many entire brownstones you could buy for that?

PURITY: Oh, yeah, I guess I... never really, um, thought about that. You know? I mean, I don't need, like, a whole brownstone. I just want a place I can keep a bed of my own in.

[Lana seems entirely disturbed by this, as if Purity was lighting up a crack pipe in front of her.]

LANA: Well... we can talk about that later. How can you not be excited about that MONEY, though? You're RICH! You're actually guaranteed rich now.

PURITY: Eh.

[Lana looks away in exasperation. Purity glances around the bar, seeming very casual.]

LANA: --oh! Did I show you something? I mean, the company ran this as a banner in a few markets. I know you don't really watch the television product--

PURITY: I don't like seeing myself on TV.

LANA: --I know, I know, but look, you're right there, in the banner!

[Lana types something on her iPad and hands it over to Purity, who looks down... at the Purity/RAW "Love is in the Air" banner from a few weeks ago.]

PURITY: What?

LANA: See? You're one of the top draws, right in the banner!

PURITY: WHAT?

LANA: What's wrong?

PURITY: DID YOU NOT READ THIS?!

LANA: Purity, I can't be expected to read every little thing in every banner that comes through, I've got so much other stuff to d--

PURITY: IT SAYS "LOVE IS IN THE AIR." AND ME. AND RAW. WHO THE HELL APPROVED THIS?!

LANA: Well, Mac, probably.

PURITY: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

LANA: ...no?

[Purity looks like she's about to throw the iPad, but doesn't. Lana timidly attempts to reach out and take it from her, but pulls her hands back when Purity lifts it up to look at the banner image again.]

PURITY: THIS... UGH, I WANT TO KILL MAC! I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA -- "LOVE IS IN THE AIR" -- THAT SLIMY LITTLE -- ARRRGHH, I CAN'T EVEN -- I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS HOW MUCH I WANT TO CRUSH HIM LIKE, LIKE, LIKE A BUG!

LANA: Okay. Well, yes, Purity, that's... I understand that, but... one, please don't break my iPad, and two, people are staring.

[Purity looks around, and yes, other patrons of the hotel bar are staring. Lana rolls her eyes. Purity takes a second to breathe and calm down, and then hands the iPad back.]

LANA: Thank you.

[Purity flops into a chair at Lana's table, and looks exhausted.]

PURITY: Sorry.

LANA: No need to be sorry.

PURITY: No, seriously, I--

LANA: It's okay. Really. It's okay. Anyway, I told you to go and do that stuff, those courses and all that, how do you feel?

PURITY: I dunno.

LANA: You... don't know?

PURITY: That whole Abramovic thing, like... I know it was meant to be, uh, about conditioning my... like the way my body feels, but... it just felt off. Like I was on edge the whole time. And Lady Gaga was there and people kept filming her naked. It was really... I dunno. I don't get it. It just made me feel... lost. Even more lost.

LANA: Oh, Purity. You're not lost. I've got you.

PURITY: Heh.

LANA: Stick with me, and you'll be the first woman to hold the NEWera World Championship. What are you?

PURITY: ...uh, already... a champ?

LANA: No. You're the best in NEWera. The Best in NEWera. We put it on the new shirt.

PURITY: New shirt?

LANA: Well, the old one said "UNIBROW" on it.

PURITY: Oh. Oh, thank god they're not selling those anymore.

LANA: No, they still are.

PURITY: WHAT?!

LANA: Easy, easy. It's okay. But now people can choose. They can say "UNIBROW," or they can say "BEST IN NEWERA."

PURITY: And you think they're gonna say "BEST IN NEWERA."

LANA: I hope they say both. You have one sweet merchandising deal, girl.

PURITY: Hrmph.

[Purity still looks on edge, like she's on the precipice of another tantrum.]

LANA: Anyway. I know you've been away, so you haven't seen the card for NEWtv, have you?

PURITY: Nah.

LANA: It's, well, it's a throwback show. So people are fighting the people they had past rivalries with, you know?

PURITY: So... what am I doing? Like... I don't... I've been in this promotion, like, eight months. And my only real rivals are, like... Mac Danny. What, am I facing RAW again? Or Donavan for the whole Brawl thing...?

LANA: Mmmmnot quite.

PURITY: Adam Jones? Nightmare again? ...god, please don't tell me Trevor...

LANA: No, no, and no. You are facing... Kyle Travis.

[Purity just stares at Lana, as if she'd said "you are facing Hacksaw Jim Duggan's old stomach tumor."]

PURITY: Really?

LANA: Really.

PURITY: Oh.

LANA: You seem disappointed.

PURITY: Well, it's just... I dunno, I'm so... so on edge, so amped up... like... I want... bigger fish, you know? I keep thinking about Vindication, and, you know, James Stall, and Romeo Stylez, and...

LANA: You don't think Kyle Travis is a "big fish?"

PURITY: Well, you know.

LANA: He cut a promo. And you know how he likes to go on and on.

PURITY: Yeah.

LANA: So I edited it down for you. Here, it's on the iPad. Let's watch.

[Lana hits a few buttons on the iPad. We can hear the audio of the Kyle Travis promo, which has been heavily and obviously edited and truncated.]

KYLE TRAVIS (VOICE): And then it occurs to me that there is a reason. That reason more than likely is because Mac is hoping I will do what he has failed to do and take Purity out of Vindication by doing what I do best; end careers and break bodies. ... There’s really no way to deny it. ... Now as I said, she did try to kill me with a truck, and the only reason she has ever been able to beat me is due to having no rules holding her back. I still think she is an unpredictable psychopath that has no business inside the ring, let alone attempting to become the World Champion. She is an absolute disgrace to wrestling. ... But because you have failed again and again ... Purity ... only because Fabulous Disaster allows you to ... We allow you to retain that power, to keep your position, ... But you have held that position because we allow it. ... That is how fast we can end it all for you. ... At any time and in any place, we could end you. We would do so without hesitation, regret or a second thought and without mercy. It could be in the locker room, the bathroom, the parking lot, in the ring or at the announce table, it doesn’t matter where; we could and would do it. And the really funny thing is that every one of those self-righteous, self-professed, so-called “heroes” would just stand back and let us watch. ... And now, with Vindication so close and you having done nothing ... Honestly, were you even actually trying ...

[Purity grows increasingly furious as the hilariously badly edited promo goes on and on. Finally, Lana pauses it.]

LANA: Purity? Are you okay? Pur--

PURITY: THAT -- THAT SON OF A -- I'M GONNA --

[Purity gets up and screams, loudly, and flips the entire table. Glasses and stuff fall to the ground and crunch. Everything in the hotel bar gets quiet and Purity looks around at all the people looking back at her. This time, she doesn't calm down. She's too deep in her rage.]

LANA: Purity--

PURITY: BECAUSE FABULOUS DISASTER "ALLOWS" ME?! DID MAC PUT HIM UP TO SAYING THAT?! DID RAW?! BECAUSE KYLE TRAVIS KNOWS, HE KNOWS, PERSONALLY AND INTIMATELY, WHAT I CAN DO TO HIM! IS HE TRYING TO PSYCHE ME OUT?! IT'S NOT WORKING! IT'S NOT WORKING, LANA! BECAUSE I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA GET INTO THAT RING, AND -- I'M GONNA DESTROY HIM! ALL THIS CRAP ABOUT WITHOUT MERCY, HE HASN'T SEEN, HE HASN'T FELT A LACK OF MERCY LIKE MINE! JAMES STALL AND ROMEO STYLEZ ARE GONNA SEE WHAT I DO TO HIM AND IT'S GONNA BE -- A WARNING! LIKE A DIAGRAM RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES OF -- OF -- HUMAN AGONY -- AND -- AND STUFF THE BODY SHOULDN'T DO! ARRRRGH!

[Lana gets up.]

LANA: Yes, well, Purity, we need to go. Let's go go go. Now. Before hotel security comes.

PURITY: LET 'EM!

LANA: You're not fighting hotel cops, sweetie, you're fighting Kyle Travis. Come along.

[Lana starts walking. She reaches out to grab Purity by the arm -- and it nearly ends very badly, but Purity catches herself just in time. The two exit in a hustle, everyone still staring at them.]

LANA: Okay. Listen. I didn't tell you something.

PURITY: WHAT?!

[The two exit the hotel entirely, and stand on the street. Lana looks a little chilly, because as usual she's barely wearing anything.]

LANA: Someone is going to face Romeo Stylez on NEWtv. Whoever puts on the most impressive competition... as judged by certain people, including yours truly.

PURITY: Huh--?

LANA: So meet me later tonight. I'll text you. And we'll cut a promo. Well, you'll cut a promo. But I'll make sure that rage you're feeling... bring it with you. All of it. And I'll make sure that on Sunday, you don't just beat Kyle Travis... you beat Romeo Stylez.

[Purity gives Lana a long, level, angry stare.]

PURITY: ...fine.

LANA: Now get out of here. Be gone. Cops might still come. I'll text you later tonight. And Purity?

PURITY: Yeah?

LANA: Stay angry. Best in NEWera.

PURITY: ...Best in NEWera.

[Lana winks and thumbs-upses. Purity just makes a face and turns away, stalking down the street.]
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