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TD ain't quitting yet
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Topic Started: Mar 8 2013, 09:47 PM (50 Views)
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Mar 8 2013, 09:47 PM
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TD is seen in a gym punching a punching bag. He turns his head and faces the camera.
TD: Hey. So as I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, my teammate Ric Turner has quit New Era.
He sighs and nods his head.
TD: I’m afraid it’s true. He left just shortly after the last match. I’ve been waiting ever since for him to return, but I haven’t seen him after that. I have called and texted and emailed, but I’ve gotten zilch. I suppose it’s time I look for a replacement, unless I wanna wrestle his upcoming contest handicapped.
He punches the bag a few times, then continues.
TD: Honestly, we weren’t doing so great as a team. Ric seemed to have lost his enthusiasm for the sport some time ago. I blame that stupid little slut of a girl, Ashley. That whole fiasco ruined him. And this new girlfriend he has, well that finished the job. And both were kidnapped by the dirty Jap sonofabitch Sonny Onoo, who really is the cause of the mess. Oh Sonny, you are really asking for it buddy. The things I’m going to do to you, boy you’ll be sorry.
TD punches the bag harder this time.
TD: I know that he will continue to be a thorn in my side. I don’t think he has anywhere else to go. But hey, if he wants to follow me around the world, well then I’ll be happy to beat his ass all over the world. I will even beat his ass at Bloodlust, in the Tokyo Dome. I don’t know how his own countrymen feel about the bastard, but they will be powerless to stop my destruction. I am sick of this crap, and I think it’s a about time Onoo-san enters another coma. A nice long coma this time.
TD hammers the bag as if it really were Sonny.
TD: Now, as much as I hate the bitch, he’s not my opponent this week. This Sunday I am taking on Jenni Taylor and Reya Serra. I gotta tell ya, I’m thrilled as fuck with this matchup. I get to get down and dirty with two sexy girls, and boy am I ever gonna have busy hands. I’m gonna grab, pinch, twist, stretch, poke, thrust, just use and abuse their whole bodies. Oh I know that I sound like a real creep, but dammit this is the first time in a while that Ric hasn’t been here to nag me into being politically correct. Fuck it, if Ric doesn’t want to show up, then I don’t want to shut up. My mouth is gonna be running the whole fuckin time, and it’s gonna be cussing and shouting and spitting and motorboating them sweet titties. You bitches wanna stop me, then come at me and try your hardest to shut me up. But I guarantee you nobody in that ring will be harder than me.
He laughs and beats on that poor defenseless bag.
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