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KEEL MEELER; Cam Worley's RP for Main Event
Topic Started: Dec 6 2012, 07:59 PM (124 Views)
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Trees. As the scene begins you see a bunch of trees. Smoke rises between them filling the sky with a darkened haze. The scene then pans down to a camp fire where Cam Worley and his family are sitting around passing around a jar and an old guitar. Pappy Worley is playing a banjo, while Shawn Worley is in the middle of a story.

Ohma tellin y'all! Dat buck wud right durr in muh sights! So's I dun got muh shotgun and I aimed at dat durr buck and I wud bout to pull da trigger and it flewed off. Ohma tellin y'all it had to been one o' Bubba Claus's reindurr.

Shawn spits in the jar as it get to him and then Cam calls for everybody's attention.

Oll ritty! Ohma nid y'all ta hush up en lit meh shoot dis hurr pro-moat-on-el vi-day-o furr NEW Era. Dey dun forded durr fancy cumras out hurr for me to do dis hurr rit hurr.

Everybody nods and Cam spits the rest of his dip out in the jar before getting up, turning toward the camera, and taking one last sip of Pappy's Pepsi before speaking.

Ello' meester Mock Meeler. Oz a bettin yew been wanderin why ah dun been trahen ta keel yew. Whale it's vurry seemple. Yew are a scummy piss o' shit, ya been actin like one o' dem mafiosos none stop, and it's muh job ta mek sure yew mafiosos dunt wen aginst town.

In the back ground you here grunts of approval and an "Amen". Cam let's out a hick up and keeps going.

Now, ah wudda dun this letter but ah didnt know yew hed a cum-ew-tear bilty en since yewz bout ta lib NEW Era ah real-dized ah had ta keel yew now. So dis Sunday ohma keel yew in are radar why-our debt match.

Cam farts and the flames grow brighter.

Now ah real-dize yew mud be wanderin howz it iz dat ah know yew are da mafioso. Whale simpleh put unly yew wud tri to soleence meh cud yew know dat wit muh supper-your int-ay-lict dat ah wudda feegured yew out, at dat once ah started explinnin it in muh elf-o-quit toang dat nubuddy wudda bin apple to hour-goo wid muh law-gic.

Cam stands there with his chest out, proud to have figured this out. In the back groud Pappy starts mumbling.

WellahreckdatdurrgotbebestevdentsaherheardmuhlifcantrealarwitdatmustbemafyewbetkeelMeeler.

Cam smiles, obviously honored to have gotten his father's support.

whale dats dat din. Ohll see yew on Sunday yew sunuvabeeth!

And with that, Cam Worley sits back down and continues to share stories with his family. Meanwhile, the camera crew gets the fuck out of there.
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