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Prepared to carry NEW; RP 1
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Topic Started: Nov 22 2012, 09:18 AM (203 Views)
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Nov 22 2012, 09:18 AM
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The scene opens up in the backstage area of an arena. Thumper is standing by ready to interview one of NEW's latest acquisitions, Charles Washington. Thumper is dressed up in jeans and a white shirt, while Charles stands next to him in his wrestling attire. Thumper begins the introduction as Charles strikes several poses, flexing his muscles.
Thumper: Ladies and gentleman I'm Thumper with New Era Wrestling. By my side is one of the new faces to sign with the company, Charles Washington.
Charles stops posing and gives Thumper a disgusted look. Thumper goes to say something else but Charles puts his finger over his lips and hushes him.
Mr. Universe: Woah hold on just a second there Thumper. All you've done is introduce me and you've already messed things up. I won't have my first appearance on New Era Wrestling start off on the wrong foot. So we're gonna start this over and this time you are going to call me by my TRUE name. Not the name I was given when I was born, but the name I EARNED. I am not just Charles Washington, I am MR. UNIVERSE!
As he announces his title he looks up and points to the gods, as if he's reserving his spot among them. He looks back down at the camera, then stares at Thumper who rolls his eyes and re-introduces Charles Washington.
Thumper: Ladies and gentleman, standing by my side is the newest man to sign a New Era Wrestling contract, Mr. Universe. So Mr. Universe I have to ask, what brings a man like you to New Era Wrestling?
Charles nods and smiles in approval of his new introduction, then looks into the camera with an arrogant smile and explains his intentions.
Mr. Universe: Well there's alot of different reasons Mr. Universe chose to grace this company with his presence. But to try to simplify things for you, I'm here Thumper, because this company needs me. You see once upon a time, this company used to be this great.
Charles Washington looks at his hand, then puts it out to his side at about shoulder level.
Mr. Universe: But lately the level of competition and entertainment in this company has fallen to about here.
He lowers his hand to where his waist is at.
Mr. Universe: But now that I've arrived, New Era Wrestling will reach a level it's never been to before.
He brings his hand up above his head, and leaves it there for a moment. After a few seconds pass he brings his hand back down, and looks back into the camera.
Mr. Universe:You see I'm prepared to carry this company on my back. And let's be honest, I'm the only person in the universe with the strength to carry all the dead weight that's on this roster. I mean this whole company is a disaster from top to bottom.
Thumper: Listen I'm not gonna say there aren't a few people in the company I think are wastes of space, But are you suggesting that EVERYBODY in this company is bringing the company down?
Charles Washington takes a moment to strike the "Thinker" pose. He pretends to be in deep thought for a moment, then finally looks over at Thumper and nods yes. He looks back into the camera with the same cocky smile on his face as he follows up on his claim.
Mr. Universe: It's true Thumper, I look at the roster and I can't think of a single person whose on the level I am. Hell they aren't even on the level below me. I mean look at all the people this company is forced to call champions. As you go up the rankings each one is even more bland and boring than the next. It's one lame cliche after another. I mean seriously we've got some cute romance movie as the tag team champions. Moving on up the singles titles you've got an angel, a devil, an animal, and a bitch!
Thumper's eyes go wide as Charles Washington continues to disrespect his fellow wrestlers.
Mr. Universe: But as unimpressive at this company's champions are, the challengers are even more pathetic. I mean there's a guy who wrestles like ten times a year tops, some suicidal goth chump, a guy who stopped defending his own title, a drunken Irish guy who failed to win THAT title, and an old dog whose been here since day one and still hasn't made it to the top of the mountain. There's five challengers Thumper, one champion, and not a single fuck given. But now that I'm here, this company can has something they can be proud of. The fans who pack into the arena and turn on their televisions have something to look forward to. And last but not least, the rest of the guys and girls on the roster have somebody they can look up to. Simply by signing my name on a New Era Wrestling contract, I've already guaranteed the job security of everyone in this company. No longer do you have to worry about the fans losing interest, the television company dropping the shows, or this company going bankrupt. So to everyone watching this, whether you're a fan, a corporate big shot, or a fellow wrestler on the roster, allow me to say in front of the entire world... No the entire universe.
His smiles get even bigger and he says with a sparkle in his eye:
Mr. Universe:You're welcome!
Thumper seems to be temporarily speechless. Dumbfounded by the lack of respect shown from Charles Washington, as well at the arrogance that just radiates from the three time body building champion. Thumper takes a moment to collect his thoughts, while Charles goes back to posing and flexing his muscles. After a few awkward seconds go by Thumper gathers himself and tries to bring Mr. Universe down a peg.
Thumper: To say those were bold statements would be an understatement, but without even having one match for this company how can you be so certain that you're skills in body building will carry over to professional wrestling?
Charles' lets out a quiet laugh before patting Thumper on the back. The strength from Charles actually causes Thumper to wince a bit with each consecutive pat.
Mr. Universe: Allow me to clarify that Mr. Universe is not just the world's greatest body builder. Granted that physically I am absolutely flawless, but you'll soon discover that I have a plethora of talents. For example, had NEW not made such a great offer to sign me I would have shown the world my great singing ability. There isn't anyone on The X Factor, The Voice, or American Idol that I couldn't beat with my sheer vocal power.
Thumper appears skeptical of Mr. Universe's claim, that is until Mr. Universe breaks out into song.
Mr. Universe: But it's alright, why don't you tell me again. How you'll still be there when the heartache ends. Well it's alright, why don't you tell me mt friends? How you'll still be there when the heartache ends!
Thumper covers his ears and cringes as Charles Washington's pitch and tone jumps from deafening to a whisper. It seems Charles has absolutely no natural talent in singing after all, but if you'd look his face you'd think he just won a Grammy.
Mr. Universe: Breath taking, I know. But I have other skills as well Thumper. Let me ask you a question. Do you believe in magic?
Thumper: Like Criss Angel and Houdini?
Mr. Universe: What would you say if I told you I could make your head disappear?
Charles cracks his knuckles as Thumper begins to sweat. Charles bounces on the tips of his toes as he loosens up, getting ready to perform his trick. With each passing second Thumper begins to look more and more nervous. Then in anticlimactic fashion Charles flexes his biceps in front of Thumper's face, blocking it from the camera's view.
Mr. Universe: POW!
Charles looks around the room like he's searching for Thumper.
Mr. Universe: Where'd you go Thumper?
He lowers his arm, revealing Thumper to the camera once more.
Mr. Universe: Oh there you are!
Thumper: Can we just stop this stupid charade and get on about your upcoming match already! I mean your "magic tricks" and singing isn't going to help you against you two opponents at New Generation.
Charles seems genuinely upset being asked to stop flaunting his "talents" to the masses.
Mr. Universe: Why do you insist on taking the spotlight off of Mr. Universe and shining it on the two low lifes I'll be squashing at New Generation? If you insist on getting my opinion on the two of them then allow me to explain as clearly as I can, that neither of them is the caliber of athlete I am. I mean with pure size I may only look slightly bigger than those two, but I assure you when we step into the ring I'll prove neither of them are anywhere close to being as strong as me. So I guess that leaves them to rely on their own personal set of skills. For example, Ryan Kidd seems to be an above average skate boarder. I've heard skate boarders are especially good at wiping out and enduring harsh landings. It makes me feel a little better knowing Ryan is used to taking some hardcore punishment, because I'm gonna toss him around like a little "Kidd". Get it, because kids are small, and his last name is Kidd. I'll have to add comedian to my long list of talents.
Charles laughs at his own joke while Thumper just rolls his eyes and brings up the other opponent.
Thumper: What about your other opponent Martin Dathan? There is tons of buzz about the hiring of him, being he's been World Champion in other organizations.
Charles scoffs at Thumper's remark. Shrugging off any accomplishment his opponent has made as simple child's play.
Mr. Universe: Please don't try to build him up. I've seen his so called accolades. An induction into a hall of fame and being the champion of the world is atleast twelve steps down from the prestige of being Mr. Universe. I mean think about it Thumper, there's plenty of worlds inside of the universe, and I'm the champion of all of them.
Thumper: Well then, say you were standing in the shoes of one of your opponents. What would be going through your mind, and what tactics might you try to use to win?
For the first time in the interview Charles seems interested in the question asked. He rubs his chin and tries his best to think like one of his opponents.
Mr. Universe: The idea of thinking like a common person is difficult for Mr. Universe. But I suppose if I were one of them I might consider laying low, and trying to pick up a win over the other guy when Mr. Universe is finished with him. You know, like a vulture or some other scavenger. The only other idea might be forming a bond with the other opponent. Perhaps turning this into a two on one affair might make it feasible to defeat Mr. Universe. West Coast vs East Coast sort of ordeal.
Charles thinks of the idea of his opponents double teaming him, but then laughs it off and shakes his head.
Mr. Universe: Who am I kidding. If those two buffoons try to play the numbers game on me I'll show you another one of my great talents. You see I'll just juggle those two until I get bored. Nope, I can't see any possible way either of these two mortals picks up a win over me. At the end of the day they are just ordinary men, and I am Mister...
Charles brings both his arms up and flexes.
Mr. Universe: UNIVERSE!
He brings up one of his biceps and gives it a kiss.
Thumper: Well folks you heard it here. Will Mr. Universe overcome this triple threat? The only way to find out is to see it live inside the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. Get there early folks, this isn't a match you'll want to miss.
Scene Ends.
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