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Topic Started: Oct 25 2012, 05:03 PM (130 Views)
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This is stupid.

RAW sits in his giant throne looking rather upset.

The fact that James Stall is World Champion is just a travesty though it's indicative of how much of a joke the World Title has become. Add to that Robbie Priest doesn't even get his automatic rematch clause? He has to earn his rightful rematch? That's bullshit.

RAW does something or another. The action conveys emotion and hooks the reader into wanting to read his next quote or some shit. Meaningless descriptions that I don't want to write.

Add to that all the other bullshit in this company. Jack Erickson beats Disturbed to earn a legitimate one on one match for the North American Title at Vindication and not only is the match interupted by Disturbed but Wildebeest and Disturbed were both given shots. Why? The fuck did they do to get those shots? Jack shit? Sounds about right. So where the fuck is Jack's 1 on 1 match that he was promised? And don't tell me he already received it because that didn't count the second Disturbed interfered.

Meaningless descriptions. Blah blah blah. RAW's angry, what the fuck else do you need to know? People get angry and go on rants. What the fuck do you want him to do, beat up a God damned kitten while he's talking so you can properly appreciate the fury he has for the God damned promo? HE'S FUCKING ANGRY!

Speaking of the North American Championship, where's Romeo's rematch for the title that he wasn't pinned for when he lost it? We're just forgetting Romeo now? It's hilarious just how far this company's fallen after Marc's death and Travy's retirement. Now there's no respect for the stars. Nothing else matters, it's all about pushing your golden boys to the moon. First it was Spencer Riggs and now it's James Stall. Fuck everyone else right?

He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. He's pissed. HE IS MOTHER FUCKING, GOD DAMNED, PISSED! That enough description for you?

So, now it's up to me to change that. It's now my job to ensure that NEW returns to it's former glory. First step, I have a qualifying match against Nightmare. Nightmare of course is coming off a win against Bombtrack. I obviously just lost to Adam Jones. A loss, by the way, that I will not complain about. So me and Nightmare are gonna face each other for a spot in this six man Hell in a Cell Match, and then we get to go into the cell with James Stall and four others.

RAW's face shows an emotion. An emotion that he's been showing. The same god damned emotion he's show this entire promo. The emotion hasn't changed. Guess what the emotion is? He's fucking pissed.

So Nightingale... It's been a while since we've seen each other. Last time we met, I laid you out at my feet, wearing a Psychosis mask, and then, I beat you and Jake Hammer in a Triple Threat Match that neither of you really showed up for. Story of your career right? It was so depressing, I mean here you were the Longest Reigning World Champion in history and you had fallen to the level of Olympic Broonze. Yet, now you're here, and you're apparently back to your old self, and you beat Bombtrack after faking your own suicide. Congratulations Nightmare, you've turned over a new leaf and now you can lose to me again.

In a shocking twist RAW goes from angry to cocky. From pissed to blissed. He conveys this by changing his tone and his facial to fucking butterflies and rainbows and other bullshit that says he's HAPPY and SARCASTIC and SMUG! Anymore description you need on that? Maybe have him pet the fucking kitty?

See Nighty Pooh, the more things change, the more they stay the same. No matter what goes down in this company I will always be better than you. No matter how fucking emo you get, how fucking different you're acting, or how fucking motivated you may be, I will always be better than you and if I have to be old school RAW, new school RAW, Randal Altzer, or whatever, it doesn't matter because you will fall before me like a little bitch.

Speaking of bitches, I wonder if James Stall is reading this hoping for some GOD DAMNED DESCRIPTIONS! I also want to clarify that when I said I wouldn't call him a bitch I was thinking IC only and even IC RAW's still gonna think it. Ya bitch.

So Nightmare, bring your razors, your words, your make up, your new found motivations and every other weapon you have to our match. That way when I shatter them into nothingness, drag you around my ring, and paint the arena red with your blood you will know that I am the lord of NEW Era Wrestling. You will know that I am the best.

Putting this line here for dramatic pause or some shit like that. Get off my nuts.

You will know that I am RAW.

RP ends here.
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