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Big Mac Attack
Topic Started: Oct 6 2012, 02:53 AM (110 Views)
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"Raw" Rand Altzer is wandering around backstage looking for his lost Chicken Nuggets. If you don't understand why he's missing his nuggets, then you didn't read Jack Erickson's rp and you can go fuck yourself....

Where were we? Oh yeah, RAW running around looking for his nuggets. So he keeps walking around, and eventually finds himself up in the rafters. And for some odd reason, Romeo is sitting up there alone. Even more interesting, he has a McDonald's bag sitting next to him.

Raw: HOLY SHIT YOU DID STEAL MY NUGGETS!?

Romeo looks up, with some mysterious red paste hanging from his bottom lip.

Romeo: Bro what you talkin about? I ain't got no nuggets man, I'm all about that Big Mac!

Romeo pulls what is left of a half eaten Big Mac sandwich.

Romeo: Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions - all on a sesame seed bun

RAW still seems suspicious, but he plays it cool, walking up to Romeo and taking a seat next to him. Raw even places an arm around Romeo's shoulders, as he looks into his McDonald's bag. He finds some fries, but no Chicken Nuggets. RAW then notices Romeo's drink, a mint green shake.

RAW: Woah is that a Shamrock shake!?

Romeo nods...

RAW: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET A SHAMROCK SHAKE IN OCTOBER!?

Romeo: Razzle Dazzle.

Romeo hands RAW the Shamrock shake, and RAW immediately forgets about his missing nuggets. The two sit up in the rafters and enjoy their meal, as the camera fades, and nothing about the upcoming match is mentioned at all.



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