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Topic Started: Sep 29 2012, 07:19 AM (184 Views)
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We open up to RAW Randy Altzer and Romeo Stylez playing Wii Sports in RAW's Hotel Room. RAW's currently in the middle of bowling a perfect game. Meanwhile, with it being his turn again Romeo give it the best golf swing he has (and bowls the ball right into the gutter) managing to set a record 5th gutterball in a row.

It's like you have no idea how not to suck.

Romeo shrugs and laughs it off before spotting the clock on the wall. Suddenly, his eyes get panicy and leaps at the TV shutting the Wii off and scrambling for the remote. When he finds it he desperately turns the channel to...

Walker Texas Ranger.

Meanwhile, RAW, a bit annoyed at his potentially perfect game being gone for ever stands there dumbfounded.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Romeo just glances at RAW and shrugs.

Dude, this show is legit. Chuck Norris teaches me how to be a man. Plus, I love the roundhouse kick sounds.

Romeo goes back to watching the show as RAW just sits down next to him. As Chuck Norris kicks some guy J-Woww walks into the room carrying two plates filled to the brim with pancakes and bacon. She sets a plate down in front of each man.

Anything else you boys need?

RAW barely pays her any attention as Chuck Norris kicks another guy but he responds instinctively.

Beer.

Suddenly Romeo looks up.

Y'all got any natty ices?

RAW's face lights up as he turns to Romeo.

Fuck yeah we do. Ayo bitch, bring us some natty ices.

J-Woww smiles and turns to head back toward the kitchen to grab the drinks as Romeo turns toward RAW.

Hey man, do you know Mina?

Mina?

Yeah, Mina, she works backstage at the shows.

RAW nods thinking back before finely responding.

Yeah, good ol' C cups.

Romeo smiles and shakes his head as he swallows a strip of bacon.

That chicks a total MILF.

RAW nods his head in agreement.

MILF!

The two chant MILF back and forth for another few minutes while watching Chuck Norris before RAW looks down at his phone.

I gotta go shoot my promo dawg.

Romeo slaps RAW five.

Knock em dead, tiger.

RAW smiles. He intends on doing just that.

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The scene opens up to RAW Randy Altzer wearing nothing but a rainbow colored thong. He's sitting in a room illuminated by many different scented candles. Behind him you see two lesbians making out in a Jacuzzi. RAW himself is taking the time to slowly rub baby oil over each and every bulging muscle on his body. As the lavender scent of the candles hits his nose you can hear soft melodies of Mozart playing in the background. RAW reaches down and starts rubbing the baby oil against his inner thigh as his eyes make contact with the camera.

Adam, I'm ready for you.

RAW bites his bottom lip and wiggles his eye brows.

I'm ready for all six foot two inches of throbbing Doctor. Be sure to live up to your name and be my good doctor. I want you at your best when I lay you down and get on top of you. Then, when it's all said and done you'll be looking up at me as I stand fully erect in the middle of that ring as your winner.

RAW licks his lips as he starts rubbing his lower abdomen. He grunts a little as he grins toward the camera and stares into it longingly.

You would like that wouldn't you Adam?

RAW giggles and bats his eyelashes.

Do you want me as bad as I want you Adam. You want this match so we can rub against each other and prove to the world who the bigger man is? You wanna trade hold for hold with me, move for move,

RAW pauses and smiles a bit wider as his voice gets a bit softer.

Blow for blow?

Behind RAW one of the lesbians sits in the Jacuzzi moaning and groaning while the other one appears to have submerged herself underwater in Lake Pussy. Meanwhile, RAW is as close to a climax as she is. He puckers his lips, look right in the camera, and in the sexiest voice he can muster he whispers.

I'm waiting for you Adam.

RAW winks and the scene ends.
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