Quote of the Moment “This meant something.” - Marc Martin
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Sam Oh goddamnit. Can't we get one NEW TV opening done without him interrupting us?
Mac Guess not.
James Stall stops at the top of the entrance ramp.
James Stall Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening. I am your future World Heavyweight Champion. My glorious title reign begins in fourteen days, but tonight I will have my first chance to get my hands on Priest, in a sanctioned mannor of course. I'm not counting the several ass beatings I've already given him over the last few weeks. And tonight I even get to settle the score with Bombtrack, the man who beat me at NEW Main Event: Unsanctioned. But I'm not going to do it alone. Please welcome my tag team partner this evening, the man who helped me beat Romeo Stylez and Jack Erickson, and the man who will stand victoriously beside me at the end of the night, Nightmare.
Nightmare steps out from behind the curtain to a chorus of boos, and both men begin to walk toward the ring.
Stall Gaze upon us New Era. We are your future. We are the innovators of violence, the artists of aggression. You see before you the best this company has to offer, the best the wrestling world can give you. We stand before you as so much more than a former world champion and the next world champion. We are true icons, gods.
Stall and Nightmare climb into the ring.
Stall I have brought men to their knees. I have ended careers. And in two weeks I will take from Priest, the biggest prize this company has to offer. I will remind everyone of the greatness of the World Heavyweight Championship by wrapping it around my glorious waist. I...
Judas Priest's "The Hellion" interrupts James' rant, and Priest and Bombtrack step out on the entrance ramp and start a fast pace walk to the ring. Priest has his World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder.
Priest I'm sorry, mate. I just couldn't let you torture these people with your ranting any longer.
Bombtrack Blasphemy, James? For shame.
Mac And here comes Priest and his tag team partner for tonight, Bombtrack.
Sam We might just get our main event right now.
Mac Doubtful, Sam. No one is allowed to lay a hand on James Stall outside of competition on the penalty of being fired.
Stall What are you two going to do? Wanna start some trouble? Neither of you can touch me, so if you excuse me, I'm going to get back to what I was saying.
Priest Ya know. I'm getting real tired of hearing you talk.
Stall I'd gladly drop this microphone and get right back to kicking your sorry ass just like I did on New Gen when I hit you with a Shoot To Thrill onto a car, or last NEW TV when I put you through a table, but I don't want to risk hurting you and taking the fun out of beating you later tonight.
James and Priest lock eyes. Bombtrack looks over at Nightmare and begins to circle Stall.
Priest You can talk a big game, mate, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm the World Heavyweight Champion and you're not.
Stall It all changes at Fear Itself. You mark my words.
Priest and Stall stand practically nose to nose.
Priest I think I'd like to wring those words out of your neck.
Stall Go ahead and try it, Priest. Get yourself fired for all I care. Christ, I knew you were a bit of a pushover from whooping your ass so easily, but I didn't peg you as an idiot. Guess I was wrong.
While Bombtrack is standing behind James, Bombtrack lets loose a loud sneeze. His body bends forward and he "accidently" shoves Stall right into Priest. Priest staggers backward, but he quickly responds with a kick to Stall's stomach before nailing James with the World Heavyweight Championship.
Mac What's Priest doing? He's going to get himself fired. Stall is untouchable.
Sam Not if Stall is the one to initiate physical contact which he just did with that inadvertent shove.
Priest locks in the Painkiller.
Mac Now James Stall is in for a world of hurt.
Bombtrack looks over at Nightmare and holds up his hands as if to say he's innocent. Nightmare nails him with a right hand. Bombtrack responds with a right of his own. The two wrestlers begin exchanging brutal punches as they brawl in the ring.
Sam And now Bombtrack and Nightmare are going at it. This is ridiculous.
Mac This is great!
James Stall screams in agony as Priest keeps the Painkiller locked in. Meanwhile Nightmare and Bombtrack continue to exchange blows. The two ultimately fall through the ropes and crash to the floor, but they quickly get up and continue to brawl down the entrance ramp. As Nightmare and Bombtrack brawl to the back, Tombstone and Wildebeest coming running out.
Sam Here comes the rest of White Noise.
The two men slide into the ring and try to pry Priest off of James Stall. It take them a few moments, but they manage to pull Priest away from James. They get Priest to his feet, but Priest breaks through them and nails Stall with a boot to the skull. He then throws a few kicks to Stall's bad ribs. Tombstone and Wildebeest grab Priest, but he manages to get a few kicks to the arm that Stall had trapped in the Painkiller before they can completely pull him away. The members of White Noise finally manage to calm Priest down. Wildebeest hands Priest his title, and the three climb out of the ring and head toward the back.
Mac What a brutal assault by Priest there.
Sam He nearly broke James' arm.
James sits up in the ring. He is laughing at first, but when the pain in his arm continues to surge he can clearly be seen mouthing the word "Fuck".
Mac James Stall said he wanted to unleash the beast in Priest. I think he might have done it.
Sam And, judging by the look on his face, he might just regret it.
Stall slowly climbs out of the ring while holding his arm and walks down the ramp.
Sam And to think, those four will still actually be competing against each other tonight.
Mac I'm looking forward to that match, but we've got plenty of other great matches first, so let's get to them.
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TAG TEAM MATCH BRANDY VS. RUBY RED/ZOE MCDRAVEN
The anticipation of the first match already has the fans out of their seats, raining down applause, and to meet that applause, "School's In Session" by 4 of 5 blasts out over the PA system. Rushing out to the entrance ramp is none other than Andy Titsuhiro. Grinning the entire time, he calmly holds out his hand... Brandi Storm skipping out to meet him.
Penny Lane Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is determined by one-fall or submission. Introducing first... they are the NEW ERA Tag Team Champions... BrAndy!!!
Hand in hand, with the Championship Belts strapped around their waists, the pair make an energetic stroll down to ringside. The fans at either side of them clap and shout, showing support for the crowned Champions. Andy simply smiles, grinning proudly while Brandi waves to the onlookers. When they get to the ring, Andy graciously goes to the steps first and holds the ropes open for Brandy to follow.
Sam Andy Titsuhiro is most assuredly a gentleman of a tag team partner, and this crowd sure loves our Champions!
Mac It's called playing to the crowd. Every "good guy" on the show does it. Behind closed doors, though? The guy is probably a serial killer. But one day, his sister is going to find out and catch him in the act! And then he'll try to lie about it, deny it, say it was a one-time act of self-defense... and his sister will be stupid, right? But then she'll realize she's a dumb bitch and that it's obvious to see he's actually a killer. So she'll break into his home and go through his shit and find all his serial killer stuff! And he'll come home and be like "Yeah. I'm a serial killer. Dammit."
Sam Dexter started last weekend, didn't it?
Mac ... maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
Penny Lane And their opponents... coming out first... from NEW YORK... RUBY RED!!!
Raining down from above, silver glitter falls gently catching little specks of light as red lasers dance to the music. Ruby Red flashes a voluptuous smile for the crowd, breaking down into a sensual pose and strut as she makes her way down to the ring.
Mac I like this girl. She has no qualms in hiding the fact that... her entire persona revolves around being a scandalous skank. It's simple, straightforward, and tells me that all I need to do is buy her a drink or two and I've got an easy night ahead of me!
Penny Lane And her tag team partner... From SAN FRANSISCO... ZOE MCDRAVEN!!!
Soft pink lights began to flicker and smoke pours out of the entrance as the opening guitar riff plays. As the lyrics start in, Zoe pushes the curtains aside and steps out, standing at the top of the ramp.
I'll stop the whole world I'll stop the whole world From turning us into a monster And eating us alive
Mac Mr. Tits might just be the luckiest man of the night. Look at the talent he gets to work with!
Sam I'd say you're the luckier one. Working with such an upstanding and supportive co-announcer. You could always show appreciation, you know...
Mac Appreciation? I appreciate the fact that Titty Man seems appropriately named tonight! I appreciate the fact we get to see this many tits and asses in the ring to start off the show! And I would appreciate it if you shut up and let me enjoy it!!!
The referee goes over the match with the two teams, and then Andy Titsuhiro and Ruby Red are selected to start the match off as their partners head to their respective corners. The bell rings, signifying the beginning of the match. Andy offers a quick smile to his opponent, offering his hand as a gesture of sportsmanship. Ruby Red looks at his hand for a moment, pausing as though she were confused by the very thought of the gesture ---and then she slaps his hand away, tearing into him with a quick kick to the gut followed by a forearm across the chest. Andy is quickly taken off-balance as Red brings in a fast brawling style to edge him further and further back. Finally she has him pressed up against the ropes where she keeps him held down. She then puts the exclamation point on her assault, grabbing him with an Irish Whip --but pulling him back after she sends him running behind her and using the momentum to lift him up and slam him down with a sidewalk slam!
Sam Lot of power behind that drop!
Mac Red's a tiny little thing with an uncanny amount of power to her moves. You know what that means, right? She's an absolute freak in the sack!
Sam She's too much for you...
Titsuhiro is back up on his feet quickly, but his eyes carry a momentarily dazed look in them. Ruby comes at him with a fierceness in her eyes. Moving in, she grabs around him and squeezes hard. The bearhug hold grips him tight as he struggles to power out of it. Ruby Red presses him tighter and tighter, holding him helpless as Brandi tries her best to lend vocal support and strength coming from her corner. Red simply ignores the outside assistance, using every last bit of her strength to sap the life out of her opponent.
Mac Honestly... bear hug from this chick? I wouldn't fight against it.
Sam It shows a lot of fortitude, I mean... this chick, this small, carrying this much strength. You'd take one good look at her and think that there's no way she could pull off the moves she does with so much success. But look at her, Andy Titsuhiro can't even fight back!
Satisfied with her handiwork, Ruby Red releases and tosses Andy to his stomach on the mat. In a cocky sort of confidence, she nods and makes the pinfall attempt. The referee drops down for the count.
1...!
2...!
Kickout!
Close, but no dice. Andy Titsuhiro isn't quite done yet, at the somewhat minor disatisfaction of Ruby Red. The Crimson Starlet appears annoyed, but not overly surprised. Getting up from Titsuhiro, she takes a step back for a moment. Gives Titsuhiro a brief pause and allows him to get back to his knees. And then, she comes at him. Driving her knee right up into his face, he reels back. Ruby persists upon him, grabbing him by the collar and lifting him to his feet. She checks him twice with the forearm, then sets him up for the piledriver -but he fights back! A quick jab, another swift left, and a knee to the gut takes her momentum away!
Mac Tits is back in this!
At this point, Andy plays to his strengths and seeks to marginalize the distance between him and his opponent. Using wide swings to back Red away from him, Andy Titsuhiro creates the opening he needs to go for the big moves. Judging his stance correctly, Andy readies himself and leaps up, hitting the missile dropkick. Ruby Red is sent sprawling back, hitting the mat hard.
Sam The Champion is really turning the tables here now.
Andy flashes a big wide grin, hailing the audience and receiving a small pop from the crowd for his effort. Capitalizing on his opening, Andy rolls forward and goes for the rolling thunder! The move connects, and the audience cheers; chanting "Tits! Tits! Tits! Show us your Tits!" Andy seems more than happy with the attack and his response, and goes for the quick cover. A 2 count, and Red manages to kick out.
Mac Some quick pin attempts so far, but nothing major. I'm with the crowd on this one. I want to see more Tits.
Sam I wonder how long it will be before someone named Dick comes through and the audience begs to see the sausage stand.
Mac With TGD's groupies in attendance? It might happen before the end of the night...
At Brandi Storm's request, Andy heads over and tags her in. She waits patiently as Ruby gets to her feet, and tells her to tag in Xoe. Ruby flatly refuses the request, however, charging at Brandi instead. Brandi moves into a defensive position but Ruby cuts through it. Grabbing Brandi by the hair, Ruby half-drags her across the ring and slams her into the turnbuckle. Brandi cries out but Ruby's aggressiveness gets the better of her. Easily cornering Brandi against the steel post, Ruby Red lets loose with a series of powerful chops and strikes that open up her abdomen. From the outside, Andy Titsuhiro looks on helplessly... showing great concern for his helpless tag team partner.
Sam Brandi is in a bad spot here...
Red's face shows a mix of anger, adrenaline, and joy as she continues letting into Brandi. Grabbing the middle rope, Red lowers down a bit and drives his shoulder right into Brandi's stomach. Brandi is left cornered and without an opening of getting her ground back. Seeing the advantage in her corner, Ruby Red grabs Brandi by the forearm and whips her over to where Zoe is waiting. Carefully, Zoe holds her in place as Ruby casually struts over. Accentuating her curves, Ruby taunts her opponent before tagging Zoe in.
Mac Please let them all make out... please let them all make out... pretty please... with cherries...
Zoe steps in the ring, smiling at Andy from the other corner. Andy's concern grows on his face as Ruby and Zoe abuse the time allowance for them both to be in the ring, and trade shots against Brandi together. Andy's had enough of it at that point, stepping through the ropes and running into the ring to help his partner. The referee blocks his path, however, barking orders at him to return to his post. With the official's attention drawn away, Ruby and Zoe see their chance to cause a little extra damage. Red drives a thumb right into Brandi's eye, and then steps behind her -forcing Brandi to her knees and holding her down while Zoe hits the Shock Wave (Yakuza Kick)!!!
Sam Oh come on! The ref turns his back on Ruby and Zoe while stopping Andy from helping out? Our officials need some retraining!
Mac Clearly he just didn't want to stop us from seeing this glorious threesome going on. He's a good man, I say!
Ruby blows Andy a kiss as she heads back to her corner, Begrudgingly, Andy heads to his. Zoe drags Brandi out to the center of the ring, and goes for the cover.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THR--... Andy's back in, and breaks up the three count!
Mac See what a gentlemen this guy REALLY is? He couldn't even let us see Zoe mounting on top of Brandi for another second. What a cockblocking douche!
Sam Oh please...
The ref aggressively pushes Andy back into his corner as Ruby Red sneaks back in and gets a strikes Brandi across the temple with a hard left kick before racing back towards her corner. Zoe runs towards the ropes, jumps off the bottom rope, and moonsaults onto... NO! Brandi gets her knees up and Zoe comes down crashing against them. Both women are looking towards their corners as they begin to crawl. Zoe gets to Ruby Red first and tags her in.
Mac Brandi isn't going to make it...
Sam And Brandi with the tag to Andy!
Andy storms in and quickly ducks under a punch from Ruby Red and lifts her up with a german suplex. Andy quickly goes to the top and launches off, drilling Ruby Red as she gets back to her feet with a dropkick to the chest. Andy tries to get the crowd back into the match as he bounces off the ropes and nails Ruby Red with a enziguri right to her temple. Zoe, seeing her partner in trouble, gets into the action, but Andy uses her momentum to send her to the outside where Brandi goes over to deal with her. As Ruby Red gets to her feet... TITTYTWISTER (Codebreaker)! And at the same time... on the outside... Brandi hits Zoe with the DAZZLE YOU (Sitout Double Underhook Facebuster)!!
Sam This one is over.
Mac So much for a happy ending.
Sam Andy hooks Ruby's leg for the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Lacuna Coil's "Heaven's A Lie" hits the PA System and out steps the number one contenders... Sin, Inc.! Andy gets off of Ruby Red and is looking over towards Kerryn and Lizzbethia at the entrance ramp. Brandi also now has her attention in their direction, wondering what their motive is.
Sam They have no business being out here.
Mac Sam, they are the number one contender. They have all the business in the world to watch their competition in action. They haven't done anything wrong.
All four competitors begin yelling out towards each other, meanwhile Zoe is back up and from out of nowhere hits another Shock Wave (Yakuza Kick) on Brandi!!! In the ring, Ruby Red has come to her senses and see's a distracted Andy Titsuhiro. She quickly gets to her feet and rolls an unsuspecting Andy in a school boy pin!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!!
Sam Sin, Inc. has just cost the Tag Team Champions a victory tonight.
Mac Could be a sign of things to come at Fear Itself.
Penny Lane Here are your winners... ZOE MCDRAVEN AND RUBY RED!!!
Zoe and Ruby celebrate in the ring as they quickly exit. Once they pass Kerryn and Lizzbethia, the number one contenders look at each other and then back towards the ring as they sprint towards it.
Sam This isn't good for BrAndy.
Kerryn begins pummeling into Andy inside the ring, while Lizzbethia begins stomping away at Brandi on the outside. Lizzbethia picks up Brandi and rolls her into the ring. She then walks over to the announce table and grabs the Tag Team Titles!
Sam What is she doing with those?
Mac Really? What do you think she's going to do with those?
Lizzbethia slides into the ring, with the two title belts, and then hands one to Kerryn. Almost simultaneously, Kerryn and Lizzbethia plant the titles right to the skulls of the tag team champs. Kerryn and Lizzbethia then strategically position the titles on the mat, while they each pick up their opponent. Kerryn picks up Andy and.... FATAL FRAME (Elevated Double Chickenwing Wheelbarrow Facebuster) onto the TAG TEAM TITLE!! All while Lizzbethia hits the RUAUMOKO (DR Driver II) on Brandi onto the TAG TEAM TITLE!!! Kerryn and Lizzbethia reach down to pick up the titles and lay them across the bodies of their motionless foes as they smirk down at the destruction they have caused.
Sam The champs are out cold!
Mac We could be looking at the new champs right here at Fear Itself!
Officials storm the ring as they get Kerryn and Lizzbethia to head back towards the back while they care for the team of BrAndy.
As we come back to commercial we get a glimpse of the backstage hallway where we see officials talking with one another, crew members grabbing a snack off the crafts table, and as we make our ways just a bit down the hallway we see Bombtrack standing alone, looking at his phone trying to get his mind into tonight's match. But as he tries to find solace in his thoughts we hear a commotion from down the hall, people from all ends are seen sprinting past Bombtrack and gather in front of a nearby monitor. With nothing but curiosity we watch as Bombtrack makes his way to see the commotion, but as he grew closer and he could see the screen his only reaction was shock. His eyes popped and his stomach hit the floor as he stood there, in horror of what he was seeing.
The camera quickly panning over as the feed grows to full frame of the monitor, somewhere outside in the parking garage we see non-other than Nightmare, but not the Nightmare we had been seeing for weeks; this wasn't the aggressive monster that has been evolving for weeks. Rather this was Nightmare at his lowest; his face looked torn in regret under the draping cover of his hoodie. He paced back and forth in the parking garage mumbling to himself before he looks up and see's the camera. Before the camera man could react we watch as Nightmare leaps towards the helpless man and grabs the lens, making sure it got focus on his face.
Nightmare I never wanted any of this.
We hear Gavin mumble as he drops his head, his eyes closed and face wrecked in distraught as he just stands there, the camera barely able to keep up with Gavin's pacing.
Nightmare I never wanted to be a monster, this wasn't what I wanted to be. Even in the darkest depths of my own nightmares I never dreamt that I would become what you see right now.
Releasing the camera we watch as Nightmare stumbles backwards into a car, in frustration and sadness we watch as Nightmare slams his fist on the car hood.
Nightmare I wanted to be an artist, I wanted to draw cartoons and illustrate book covers. I didn't want to hurt people for a living, I never wanted to be known for my self-destructive ways.
Falling down the side we hear Nightmare let out a whimper, his arms covering his head as he coughs he leans his head back, his face ripped in sadness as we can see a tear running down his face.
Nightmare Bombtrack... Bombtrack... I know you tried to help me; but there isn't much to help now and I am sorry. I am sorry because I can't give you our match in two weeks, I am sorry because you were truly the first person who tried to help me find some type of joy and serenity in this world. Bombtrack I'm sorry and that's all I can say.
As we cut back to the monitor we see Bombtrack caught in the feed, his face torn with the pure honesty that Nightmare is saying right now. But as we were just about to see more of Bombtrack our view is quickly taken from us and back to the feed. Standing back up Gavin runs the sleeve of his hoodie over his puffed up eyes before taking in a few deeps breaths before looking back at the camera.
Nightmare Bombtrack I can only ask you one question; one honest question and I need you to give me an honest answer.
Running his hands through his hair we watch as Gavin from the inside of his hoodie pocket pulls out a small hand pistol. The camera man stumbles in fear as Gavin looks into the camera.
Nightmare Bombtrack can I still get into heaven if I kill myself?
Nightmare asks aloud to the emptiness.
Nightmare CAN I EVER BE FORGIVEN?!?!
He shouts in anger as Nightmare pulls back to load the charge; but as he went to put the gun next to his head he looked at the camera and bit his bottom lip. But in an instant we see Nightmare place the gun down and leaps at the camera man, knocking the man out as we see the camera crash to the ground, the lens splintering but the video feed still playing as we can see Nightmare walk back to the car and hear him as he picks the gun off the hood; once more he stands towards the camera, only the vision of his knees and legs can be seen as he yells out once more.
Nightmare I'M SORRY CHRIS! I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING.
As we see Gavin plant his feet we see the video feed finally cut out from the fall of the camera, but the worry of everyone in the arena was still present. A few seconds past and many thought it was another hoax but before they could walk it off we hear a gunshot go off. In terror we watch as many of the women watching scream in fear as officials, referees, and agents rush to the parking garage.
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DISTURBED VS. MARK SADDINGTON
Penny Lane The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Morgue City... MARK SADDINGTON!
"Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin hits the speakers and a calm collected imposing Mark Saddington makes his way to the entrance area. Red lights strobe through the arena with smoke masking the dark enigma. Mark makes his way down the ramp slowly full of equal parts confidence and evil. He approaches the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Saddo quickly gets to his feet and waits for the start of the match.
Penny Lane And his opponent... from parts unknown... DISTURBED!
The lights then dim down as "Run For Cover" by Otep begins to play as Disturbed steps out from the back to a mixed reaction from the fans. He slowly makes his way to the ring. He slides into the ring and the bell sounds to signal the beginning of this match.
Sam This is an important match for both men.
Mac The only important thing that I can think of, is this will be the last time I see Disturbed in the ring from where I sit.
Sam It'll be okay.
Mac I wasn't looking for compassion.
Saddington is quick to the punch, landing a few right hands to Disturbed's head, but Disturbed just pushes him down. Saddington gets right back on his feet and ducks under a clotheslines from Disturbed, spins around and goes right back to right hands to Disturbed's head. But once again, Disturbed using his brute strength to shove Saddington, who falls to the ropes. Disturbed then charges at him, but Saddington uses the ropes to elevate himself and hit Disturbed in the face with a double leg kick. Disturbed rubs his face and charges back at Saddington, but Saddington lowers the ropes and Disturbed tumbles to the outside.
Sam Saddo is looking great here early against the big monster!
Mac Disturbed has him right where he wants him... over confident.
As Disturbed gets up, Saddington, while holding onto the ropes, swings inbetween and kicks Disturbed in the midsection. And then a cross body dive over the top, landing onto Disturbed on the outside.
Sam Great maneuver by Saddington there!
They both get to their feet as Disturbed pushes Saddington away and slides back into the ring. Saddington follows suit. Disturbed picks up Saddington for a body sla... no... Saddington slips behind Disturbed and hits with a clothesline. All it does it daze the monster and he bounces off the ropes, only to connect with a uppercut by Disturbed, sending Saddington crashing hard to the mat. Disturbed calmly covers.
1...
2...
Sam NO!
Mac Saddington barely kicks out in time.
Disturbed picks up Saddington and drops him back down to his knees with a right hand shot to his temple and follows it up with a stomp. Disturbed walks around the ring, allowing time for Saddington to recover. Disturbed goes for another right hand, but Saddington ducks and goes for his One Last Breath (Guillotine Choke) submission... but Disturbed breaks out of it and then picks him up into a vertical suplex, releasing him on the top rope, causing Saddington to balance on it. Disturbed then bounces off the ropes and hits Saddington with a big boot to the teeth. With Saddington near the ropes, Disturbed lifts his Mark's head onto the bottom rope and begins using it to choke him out. The ref warns him and gives his count, before Disturbed releases the hold. Disturbed picks him up into a snapmare. Saddington, now in a sitting position as Disturbed bounces off the ropes and hits him with a double front kick and then covers.
1...
2...
Sam Another kickout by Saddo!
Mac Only a matter of time.
Saddington tries to crawl away, but Disturbed grabs him into a bear hug, with both men on the mat. Saddington is screaming in pain as he begins to use the crowds energy to get to his feet... followed by a few elbows to Disturbed, who then releases the hold. As Disturbed turns back around, he is met with Saddington who hits him with a jawbreaker. Disturbed still is on his feet, but not for long as Saddington hits a standing dropkick to Disturbed's right chin, causing him to face plant. Saddington then bounces off the ropes and double front kicks Disturbed in the head... and now he covers!
1...
Sam Disturbed with a powerful push off.
Mac This match is no competition.
Saddington is shocked by only getting a one count, but he continues the attack. He spreads apart Disturbed's legs and drops down on his groin area with both legs extended. He goes back into a cover.
1...
Sam Another one count!
Mac It's not even fair... really.
Both men are back to their feet as Saddington is back on the attack with a few right hands. He then goes to irish whip Disturbed, but he reverses it into picking up Saddington in a fireman's carry. Disturbed then drops Saddington down, his ribcage landing on Disturbed's right knee. Disturbed drags Saddington into the middle of the ring and goes for the cover.
1...
2...
Mac It's over!
Sam NO! Saddo kicks out just before the three count!
Disturbed then picks up Saddington by his hair and drives him head first into the ring post! Disturbed walks around the ring before he runs towards Saddington and hits him with a baseball slide into his back, causing Saddington to make further contact with the ring post, this time with his ribs. Disturbed once again drags Saddington away from the ropes and into a cover.
1...
2...
Sam Saddo barely gets his shoulder up!
Mac I think Disturbed is just playing with him!
Disturbed again, picks Saddington up by his hair and slams him face first into the padded turnbuckle. Disturbed then with a shoulder thrust into Saddington's midsection, followed by a boot to the face... and then an uppercut as Saddington, legs wobbly, falls to the mat. Saddington tries to get away, but Disturbed grabs ahold of him again and picks him up into a sidewalk slam, driving Saddington's back into his own knee. Another cover from Disturbed.
1...
2...
Sam NO! Another kickout from Saddington.
Mac He's definitely toying with him.
After the kickout... Disturbed has Saddington wrapped up in a body scissors around Saddington's midsection. Using the fan's energy once again though... Saddington weasels out of the hold and fires a few right hands to Disturbed's head. Saddington goes for a kick, but it's caught... only for Saddington to whip around with a spinning heel kick to Disturbed's midsection. Saddington adds another kick to Disturbed's chin before bouncing off the ropes... right into a sidewalk slam from Disturbed and into a cover.
1...
2...
Mac YES!
Sam NO! KICKOUT AGAIN!
Mac This ref should be fired.
Sam I think one firing this week is quite enough.
Disturbed is outraged as he begins yelling at the ref. This allows Saddington to recover as he bounces off the ropes and kicks Disturbed in the back of the leg, causing him to fall to his knees. Saddington then heads to the top rope and leaps off... only to be caught by Disturbed into a choke sl... NO! Saddington wiggles free and runs towards the corner and hits Cry From The Darkness (Whisper in the Wind)! And he follows with a cover.
1...
2...
Sam This is it!
Thre...
Sam Are you kidding me!?
Mac Incredible power from Disturbed to kickout of that.
Saddington wastes no time in popping back up to his feet and executes a DDT to Disturbed and then signals the end. Saddington heads to the top rope... but he gets his foot caught in the ropes!
Mac What an idiot!
Sam This spells trouble for Saddo.
Disturbed looks at Saddington like a predator does his prey. He grabs Saddington by the throat and chokeslams him from the top rope! Disturbed roars and signals the end for Saddington. He picks him up in a firemans carry and .... DOOMSDAY DISASTER!!! (F-5). He confidently covers Saddington.
We cut backstage where Isabel Marie is standing by with The Good Doctor and RAW Randy Altzer. The security team is standing behind them in case things get out of hand as the new owner wants to protect his investment.
Isabel Marie In a just a few moments the best two of three match series begins between The Good Doctor, Adam Jones and RAW Randy Altzer. The winner of the series will be named the number one contender for the North American Championship. Adam, earlier this week, RAW aired a video that was later removed by the moderation team. That video has caused some friction in the locker room especially between you and RAW. Care to comment.
The Good Doctor I’m going to be perfectly honest with you Isabel... it hurt. I work very hard for this company and RAW’s verbal assault was absolutely uncalled for.
RAW Cry me a river.
The Good Doctor My opponent goes around say how much he loves and respects everybody, but the truth is the only person RAW loves and respects is himself.
Isabel Marie RAW, why did you air that video?
RAW It was a very rare lapse in judgement Isabel. I was frustrated with what I feel is a lack of interest in this company. It was a horrible effort at trying to light a fire under everyone and for that Adam, I apologize.
Isabel Adam?
TGD I would love to accept that apology if I thought you meant it.
RAW I do mean it.
TGD We’ll see about that. Are you though? Good.
The Good Doctor walks away.
RAW What’s up his ass? Oh yeah right, cock.
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BEST 2 OF 3 MATCH SERIES - MATCH 1 THE GOOD DOCTOR VS. RAW RANDY ALTZER
Penny Lane The following contest is the first match in a best of two match series. Introducing first, standing at 6' tall and weighing in at 240 pounds... from Los Angeles, California... he is... "RAW" Randy Altzer!!
The beginning of "I'm Awesome" by Spose begins to play as RAW Randy Altzer walks out with J-Woww by his side. RAW walks to the ring, taking his time so all the sluts and J-Woww can admire his ass. RAW slides into the ring as his perfect muscles glisten in the spot light. He then looks into the camera and gives a cocky smile that is filled with his perfectly white teeth. J-Woww remains at ring side.
Sam I really do hate this guy.
Mac I'm gonna miss him.
Penny Lane And his opponent, standing at 6'2 tall and weighing in at 230 pounds... from Anaheim, California... he is... THE GOOD DOCTOR!
Sam Here we go!
The arena lights darken as blue lights fade in over the entrance ramp. As Kavinky's "Nightcall" plays over the arena sound system, TGD appears at the top of the entrance ramp. Fitted with black wrestling tights, which are adorned with a silver, blue, and gold design, he also wears a sleeveless blue and black hoodie... which he removes and hands to his PR Agent Kevin Raines as he heads down to the ring. TGD looks ahead to the ring while Raines plays to the crowd, tossing TGD's hoodie out into the audience. Finally TGD enters the ring, approaches the turnbuckle, and ascends the post to rally the crowd in his favor before the match begins.
Sam This is going to be a great series.
Mac And the first match of the series is underway now!
Raw and TGD lock up, and Raw manages to back TGD into the nearest turnbuckle before hitting TGD with a hard knee and then tossing him to the mat. TGD gets up, and Raw quickly traps him in a Full Nelson. TGD tries to break the hold, but he can do nothing as Raw hits him with a Full Nelson Slam before picking TGD up and hooking him with a fisherman’s suplex. TGD crawls over the ropes and goes to use them to pull himself up, but Raw quickly runs and hits TGD with a dropkick that sends TGD falling out of the ring. Raw points down at Adam Jones and laughs.
Mac TGD is getting his ass kicked right now.
Sam He'd going to need to get his head clear if he wants to win this match.
TGD slowly climbs to his feet and tries to clear the cobwebs from his head. Raw bounces off the ropes and runs at TGD with a baseball slide, but TGD grabs Raw's legs and pulls him out of the ring. Raw lands hard on the arena floor. TGD picks Raw up and throws him into the barricade. Raw tries to counter, but TGD hits him with a dropkick. Raw bounces off the barricade and TGD kicks him in the stomach and hooks him with a DDT.
Mac The Good Doctor is looking much better.
The referee, who has been letting Raw and TGD go at it, finally begins to count. 1... TGD picks Raw up and goes to drive him into the turnbuckle. 2... But Raw counters and Irish whips TGD into the steel steps. 3... TGD stands, and Raw hits him with a European Uppercut before grabbing TGD by the back of the head and slamming TGD's skull into the ring post. 4... 5... Raw slams TGD's head against the ring apron, but TGD stops him and hits Raw with an elbow. 6... 7... TGD kicks Raw in the shin and grabs Raw's head. He slams Raw's head against the apron before sliding Raw into the ring and climbing in after him.
Sam Raw Randy Altzer is down in the ring. Can the Good Doctor capitalize?
TGD picks Raw up and throws him across the ring and into the turnbuckle. Raw turns around, and TGD runs and hits him with a splash. Raw staggers forward and TGD hits him with a suplex. Randy manages to scurry to his feet, but TGD is behind him, and hits him with a German Suplex. Raw rolls backward and manages to grab onto the ropes which he uses to get to his feet, but TGD quickly hits him with an Enziguri kick. Raw falls to his knees. He tries to stand back up, but TGD catches him with the Terminal Diagnosis. He covers.
1...
2...
3- No! Raw has his foot on the bottom rope.
Mac And Randy Altzer manages to stay in this match.
Sam The Good Doctor is looking pretty impressive though. Almost had him there.
Mac Almost doesn't count it, Sam. Raw is a former world champion for good reasons. It takes a lot to keep him down.
The Good Doctor gets up and pick Raw up as well. He goes to set Randy up for a suplex, but Raw hits TGD with a shoulder. He then hoists The Good Doctor up and hits him with a Samoan Drop. He quickly follows this up with a legdrop.
Mac You see that, Sam? Just like that, Raw can turn a match around.
Randy picks TGD up and hits him with a Gutwrench faceplant before dropping down and putting TGD in an STF. Raw keeps a tight lock on TGD, and the Good Doctor struggles toward the ropes. Raw pulls TGD away. TGD continues to fight, and he manages to roll Raw over, but Raw quickly wrenches TGD back over and into the STF, yet again. TGD reaches for the ropes. He's a fingernail away. Raw tightens his hold, but TGD makes one last stretch and grabs the rope. 1.....2.....3.....4..... Raw lets go.
Sam It was quite a struggle, but TGD manages to escape that expertly applied STF by Raw.
TGD climbs to his feet, and Raw hits him with a punch to the kidney before nailing him with a backbreaker. He quickly grabs TGD's legs, yanks him to the center of the ring, and puts him in the MFRS!
Mac Mother Fucking Raw Submission locked in!
TGD immediately begins to scream as Raw continues to apply more and more pressure to TGD's back. TGD reaches for the ropes, but he is miles away, and Raw further increases his pressure. TGD is in torture, and Raw smiles as TGD is unable to power his way out of the move. Somehow, TGD manages to inch his way slowly but surely toward the ropes. He manages to get more momentum. Raw tries to stop him, but TGD manages to get his hand on the rope. 1.....2.....3.....4..... Raw lets go and bangs the mat in frustration.
Sam Two intense holds in a row, but TGD refuses to tap out.
Mac He may not have submitted, but those two holds must have taken a major toll on his body.
TGD grabs the ropes and struggles to climb to his feet. Raw runs over and goes to hit him with an RKO, but TGD shoves him away. TGD drops down to the mat and takes Raw out at the knees. He then goes to put Raw in a headlock, but Raw easily rolls out of the move. Both men get to their feet. TGD is still looking visibly shaky. Raw goes for another RKO, but TGD avoids it yet again and catches Raw with a reverse DDT.
Sam TGD may be hurting, but right now he's in charge of this match.
TGD climbs to his feet and grabs at his back. Raw rolls onto his side, and TGD kicks him in the ribs before picking him up and hitting him with a tilt or whirl back breaker. Raw tries to get to his feet, but TGD hits him with a dropkick to the head. He then picks Raw up hoists him onto his shoulders. He gets ready to hit and Atomic Drop, but Raw manages to wriggle himself free and slide off of TGD's back. TGD turns around and – Gets hit with an RKO! Raw hooks the leg!
1...
2...
3!!!
Mac And Raw does it. He's beaten TGD.
Sam That RKO is so danergous. It only takes a microsecond for Raw to put someone away with that move.[/color][/b]
Penny Lane Here's your winner... "RAW" RANDY ALTZER!!!!
Raw climbs out of the ring and begins to make his way down the entrance ramp with his arms raised as TGD grabs his sore neck.
Mac The former World Champion has taken the crucial first bout in a best of three series.
Sam But the Good Doctor will get his chance to even the score when he meets Randy next week in NEW's Main Event.
Mac Coming at you live via webstream all the way from Dubai!
Sam And also on the card, two brothers will fight what will surely be an incredibly brutal and possibly heartbreaking match, when the longest reigning New Era tag team champions, Riot and Dice, meet on opposite sides of the ring.
Mac Personal is an understatement. The former Brooklyn Bad Boys are going to tear each other apart.
Sam Who will prove to be the stronger brother, Riot or Dice?
Mac And will Raw pull off two quick victories against the Good Doctor, or will their feud continue to a tie breaking match at Fear Itself?
Sam It all happens live, next week, when New Era heads to Dubai for NEW Main Event: Prognosis Negative.
Mac But that's next week. We've still got plenty of great action here for you tonight.
Bombtrack arrives at the parking garage to find Nightmare, but as he got there, he like many of the officials stood there. As they looked in horror we saw the splattering of blood and the gun on the ground a good 10 feet from the broken camera and knocked out camera man. It only took a moment before the group of men broke apart into a search party to find Nightmare's body; Bombtrack too trying to help but before he could even take a step we see an agent stop him.
Agent Whoa, Bombtrack you can't be here, this isn't a place for you right now.
Bombtrack I don't care if I should be here or not; I tried to help him and now his blood is on my hands. I have to help find Gavin; I need to find Gavin.
We watch as Bombtrack goes to walk but the agents arms firmly wrap themselves around the waist of Bombtrack and pull him back.
Agent I know you want to help us but you need to look at it through our eyes, we just had someone kill themselves on live television and in the span of a minute, the body has disappeared. We want you to help us but this right here isn't your spot to assist. So please just go back inside and we will let you know what we found when we're done searching through each and every inch of this structure.
With nothing to do but nod, Bombtrack watches as the group of men all run deep into the garage, there presences quickly fading away from view as Bombtrack takes a walk to the puddle of blood on the ground; dropping to a knee Bombtrack looks as if he's preying.
Bombtrack I'm sorry I couldn't help you Gavin, I am sorry I couldn't be more of a...
Before we could hear Bombtrack finish we see from behind a hooded figure slam a chair across the back of Bombtrack. In pain we watch as Bombtrack stumbles forward, his body falling into the pool of blood as the chair wielding man hits Bombtrack a second time before moving lower and hitting the chair on the knee Bombtrack had hurt two weeks prior. Over and over the hooded figure hits the chair over Bombtrack's knee before and after the 7th shot, throws the chair to the side before he walks to Bombtrack's head. In pain, we witness as Bombtrack uses the pants of the hooded man to try and get up, but as Bombtrack lifted his head he could only look in horror before letting go of the man's clothes. As he just kneels there, ignoring the swelling of his knee as we see the hooded man unzip his sweatshirt and toss it onto the hood of the car. Dropping to a knee we see Nightmare smiling at the wounded Bombtrack grabbing his head and placing it onto his knee as he just smiles.
Nightmare I told you that going to war with me was going to be the worst decision of your life Chris, I told you that in the end I always stand on top. And look at us now, your deeds of playing god have you now laying in a puddle of pigs blood and for what?
Nightmare asks Bombtrack as he lets go of Bombtrack's head.
Nightmare Some sort of redemption from a higher power?
Standing back up we watch as Nightmare lets out a sly grin as he keeps his gaze locked onto Bombtrack.
Nightmare You had your chance to bow out before tonight Chris but now this hell; my hell has come to your door. I am going to make you miserable tonight, tomorrow, and forever until you finally find death and consider me your cancer that you can't rid yourself of.
Letting out a sick sadistic chuckle we watch as Nightmare walks backwards and grabs the chair, hitting it onto the concrete he looks as if he was winding up to shatter the skull of Bombtrack, but before he could connect we hear the thundering footsteps of the officials and road agents come running towards the two men, dropping the chair we watch as Nightmare grabs his hoodie and tosses it back over his shoulders before making his way back into the arena. Bombtrack falling on his face he just lays there, still ignorant to his pain as the road agents try to help Bombtrack back into the arena before we cut to commercial.
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Ric Turner is backstage with Ashley, watching the in-ring action and drinking water out of a bottle.
Ric Turner Enjoying the show?
Ashley Yeah, it's fine.
Ric You don't sound too thrilled. Would you rather be at ringside?
Ashley No this is fine.
Ric We could also see the show up in a luxury box.
Ashley is annoyed.
Ashley No, I'm fine.
Ric Alrighty, just trying to make sure you have a good time.
Ashley Actually, I have to pee. I'll be back.
Ric walks with her.
Ashley It's fine Ric, you just watch the show.
Ric Oh it's no problem. I'll catch the full show later.
Ashley looks a little nervous.
Ashley It's OK, I can handle this on my own.
Ric I know, I just enjoy being in your presence.
Ashley looks pissed.
Ashley I'm not a baby!
Ric I know you're not.
Ashley Then why you treating me like one? I don't need people treating me like I'm helpless! I can do things on my own!
Ric Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
Ashley looks puzzled.
Ashley What do you mean by that?
Ric See that camera over there?
He points at the viewer.
Ric When that is aimed in your direction, it means you might be on tv, assuming what you're doing is interesting enough.
Ashley cringes.
Ric You know what the show's director really finds interesting? Children soliciting sex from pedophiles!
Ashley I can explain.
Ric Do you realize how pissed off your poor mom was? She really laid into me last night. I was just barely able to convince her to allow you to continue with us. I took on the responsibility of being your guide, because I care for you and want you to have a great time. I screwed up last night, but I won't screw up again. You're not leaving my sight young lady.
Ashley You know what Ric? For being related to Mother Fucking Troy Turner, you're mother fucking lame.! And I'm glad the Braves lost! Baseball sucks anyway!
Ric throws the now-empty bottle at her.
Ashley What the fuck?
Ric Couldn't resist.
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NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP "THE SENSATIONAL ONE" ROMEO STYLEZ (c) VS. JACK ERICKSON
Penny Lane The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the North American Championship.
"Diamonds" hits on the P.A. system, and the crowd jumps off of their seats as the familiar tune runs chills through their body. Smoke encompasses the stage, and a shadowy figure emerges from the back and walks out from the smoke and poses for the crowd at the top of the ramp. As the smoke starts to dissapear, pyros and fireworks are shot off throught the arena as Jack Erickson walks down toward the ring, slapping his fan's hands. Jack rolls underneath the bottom rope, and poses on the top turnbuckle as more pyros go off behind him.
Penny Lane Introducing the challenger, from Chicago, Illinois, Jack Erickson.
Mac Let's go Jack. You show Romeo he doesn't belong in Diamonds in the Club!
Sam And here I thought this match was about the North American Championship.
Mac Shut up Sam!
As Jack waits in the ring, "Last Train To Awesome Town" by Parry Gripp hits the P.A. system and the crowd erupts. Romeo Stylez comes out holding the North American Championship in the air.
Penny Lane And introducing his opponent. The reigning North American Champion, Romeo Stylez!
Romeo slides into the ring and raises his title as high as he can get it. Him and Jack stare one another down, as the referee takes the belt from Romeo.
Mac Oh boy Sam, look at the intensity in their eyes.
Mac Yeah, you'd never know these two were actually a part of the same team.
The bell sounds and the two meet each other in the center of the ring. Some words are exchanged, and then Jack shoves Romeo. Romeo shoves back, and Jack retaliates with a big right hand. Romeo falls back, then throws a right hand of his own. Both men begin exchanging right hands, and the crowd cheers them on. Jack gets the upper hand early, and begins landing unanswered right hands. He backs Romeo up against the ropes, lands a few more right hands, and finally sends him over the top rope with a clothesline. Romeo lands hard outside the ring, and as he gets up Jack runs off the ropes. Romeo gets to his feet just in time for Jack to jump through the ropes and take him down with a suicide dive.
Mac GO JACK GO!
Sam Great unbias commentary from my partner here.
Jack gets to his feet first, as the referee begins to count them out. Jack picks Romeo up by his hair, and drags him over towards the steel steps. He yells something about Romeo not belonging in their group, then slams face first into the steel steps. But Jack doesn't stop, he keeps a hold of Romeo's head and slams him over and over into the steps.
Mac Oh my god I think Romeo is bleeding, I freakin love this match!
Sam Jack Erickson is showing a whole new level of violence tonight. But if he's not careful he might get himself counted out and you know what happens then right?
Mac Yeah Romeo remains the champ. Oh dear god no!
The referee gets all the way up to the count of eight, before Jack stops smashing Romeo into the steps. He rolls into the ring, then roll right back out, resetting the referee's count. This has given Romeo time to recover, as he gets back to his feet covered in blood. He tries to distance himself from Jack, but trips and falls. Jack stalks him until he gets back up. Jack goes to whip Romeo into the barricade, but Romeo reverses it, and Jack lands hard into the barricade. Romeo shakes his head and wipes some blood off his face, before Jack gets back to his feet. Romeo runs at Jack full speed, and hits Jack with a splash back into the barricade. The impact causes a loud thud, and some of Romeo's blood goes flying into the stands hitting the fans.
Sam Some of the fans getting a little closer to the action then they wanted.
Mac Don't be foolish Sam, they just got the best souvenir of all time!
The referee's count is once again back up to eight, and Romeo rolls in and out of the ring, resetting the count once again.
Sam Romeo resets the count, it looks like the champion isn't interested in winning by count out.
Mac I think he knows Jack would have gotten in the ring in time, and he doesn't want Jack to recover.
Romeo is back over at Jack near the barricade, but when he goes to grab Jack he gets elbowed in the gut. Jack lands another elbow, then lifts Romeo up and drops him face first on to the top of the barricade. Romeo falls over, and crawls away from Jack. The referee is up to a count of four, as Jack picks Romeo up back to his feet. Jack kicks him in the gut, and pulls him in for The Intervention.
Mac Yes, this match is over Sam!
Jack spends a little too much time setting it up, and Romeo counters with a back body drop. Erickson lands hard on his back, as the fans cheer on Romeo.
Sam Not over yet Mac!
Romeo seems pumped up, as he climbs onto the ring apron. Jack uses the barricade to pull himself up, and when he turns around Romeo runs and jumps off the apron taking Jack down with a flying clothesline. The referee for the third time reaches a count of eight. He gets to nine as Romeo rolls into the ring, and is about to hit ten until Romeo rolls back out of the ring. Romeo mounts Jack and begins hammering him with right and left hands. The blood from Romeo's face pours onto Jack.
Mac This match has been more of a fight than an actual wrestling match.
Mac Yeah I think they've spent more time out of the ring than in it.
Finally, Romeo picks up Jack and tosses him into the ring. Romeo climbs onto the apron, and then climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Jack gets up and dives towards the top ropes. He hits the ropes and they begin to shake, which causes Romeo to fall off balance and land on his butt on the top turnbuckle. Jack heads over towards Romeo, and hits him with a right hand. Jack climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and sets Romeo up for a Superplex. Jack tries to pick Romeo up, but Romeo punches him in the body. Two more body shots loosens Jack's grip, and Romeo shoves him down to the mat. Jack gets up but Romeo dives at him with a spear. Romeo connects and goes for the pin. The referee gets to two before Jack kicks out.
Sam The first pin attempt in this match, and Romeo almost retained his title.
Mac Come on Jack, I'd hate to think the rest of my career in NEW will have Romeo as the North American Champion.
Romeo picks Jack up, but Jack pokes him in the eye. Jack takes advantage of Romeo's temporary blindness, and drops him with a DDT. Romeo is slowing down with all the blood he's lost. Jack drags Romeo to the corner, then climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Romeo isn't moving, and Jack goes for a moonsault. Jack hits it perfectly, then goes for a cover of his own. The referee's hand almost hits the mat, but Romeo gets a shoulder up just in time.
Mac SO CLOSE! COME ON JACK FREE ME OF THIS RAZZLE DAZZLE NONSENSE!
Sam Romeo can't have much fight left in him, the entire ring is covered in his blood.
While the match itself has most fans attention, a small portion of fans in the back of the ground floor seem distracted There's alot of commotion going on and it's spreading to fans closer to the ring. Meanwhile in the ring, Jack has lifted Romeo up, and sets him up for The Intervention.
Mac This is it Sam!
Sam Wait, it looks like a fan is trying to jump over the barricade!
The camera looks over, as a man jumps over the barricade, The camera gets a better look at him as he slides into the ring.
Mac IT'S DISTURBED!
Disturbed is in the ring, but Jack doesn't notice. Right as he's about to hit Romeo with Intervention, Disturbed kicks Jack in the side of the head. Disturbed picks Jack up, lifts him on his shoulders, and hits him with a Doomsday Disaster! Disturbed stares down at Jack smiling at his work, until he notices Romeo pulling himself up on the other side of the ring. Disturbed stalks Romeo, waiting for his moment to pounce.
Mac GET HIM DISTURBED! TEAR HIS HEAD OFF!
Romeo turns around right into Disturbed, who hoists him up and hits him with a Doomsday Disaster as well. Both Jack and Romeo are unconscious as Disturbed rolls out of the ring. But just when it looks like he's going to leave, he turns around and grabs the steel steps. He tosses the steps into the ring, and slides back in.
Sam This looks like it's going to get ugly.
Mac Three cheers for Disturbed. Hip Hip, Hurray!
Disturbed sets the steps in the center of the ring, then goes and picks up Jack Erickson. Once again he throws him up on his shoulders, and this time when he hits his Doomsday Disaster, Jack lands hard on the steps!
Mac DID YOU HEAR THAT THUD!?
Sam I don't think there's a person in this arena who didn't.
Disturbed then walks back over to Romeo, and picks him up. He puts Romeo on his shoulder, then walks towards the ropes. He once again his a Doomsday Disaster, but he throws Romeo over the top rope, and he crashes hard on the floor below.
Mac I think he's dead Sam! I don't think I've ever been this happy before.
Sam This isn't a joke Mac, I think these two need medical attention!
Disturbed stands in the middle of the ring, looking at the two bodies he's left in his wake. The fans boo as Disturbed laughs maniacally.
Penny Lane Due to outside interference, this match has been ruled a no contest. So still your North American Champion, Romeo Stylez!
Mac What!? WAIT!? SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Disturbed heads backstage as a group of EMTs come out to check on Romeo and Jack Erickson as we go to commercial break.
We see Disturbed tearing apart the backstage area.
Disturbed I WANT WHAT’S MINE!
He gets to the Diamonds in the Club locker room and kicks the door down. Romeo and Jack are still nursing their injuries from just a moment ago as they are chatting with RAW as he sits on a couch wearing only a leopard print banana hammock that is at least two sizes too small.
Sam Does RAW ever wear pants?
Mac Sometimes.
Romeo What’s your problem broski?
Jack Haven’t you done enough already?
Disturbed prepares to charge, but he’s grabbed from behind.
Sam THE WILDEBEEST!
The Wildebeest tosses Disturbed into a wall then begins to hammer Disturbed with headbutt after headbutt.
Sam This is revenge from when Disturbed attacked The Wildebeest after their match a few weeks ago.
Security arrives on the scene to break the two warriors apart.
Sam I guess The Wildebeest is wrapped up in this now.
Mac Fatal four way?
Sam Probably.
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MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH PRIEST/BOMBTRACK VS. JAMES STALL/NIGHTMARE
Penny Lane Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for tonight’s main event! Introducing first from Birmingham, England, he is the NEW World Heavyweight Champion… PRIEST!
Spotlights converge on the stage as Judas Priest's "The Hellion" starts. Priest rises up through the stage with his back to the crowd, one arm raised to the sky with the devil horns extended. The ride up finishes just as the song changes over to "Electric Eye" and Priest turns to face the crowd bringing his other arm up into the same devil horn pose smirking at the assembled masses. At the twenty second mark of the song, Priest begins walking to the ring.
Sam Priest showed us a different side of him when he went crazy on James Stall at the top of the show.
Mac Priest should be arrested!
"Like A Prayer" by Madonna blasts on the PA system. The fans get up from their seats, some booing and some cheering as the top of the ramp begins to fill with smoke. The smoke gets thicker. Bombtrack bursts through the smoke and beats on his chest before throwing both arms into the air.
Penny Lane And his tag team partner, from Battle Creek, Michigan... BOMBTRACK!
"When you call my name It's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I'm going to take you there."
Bombtrack storms down to the ring and slides into it. He climbs to the second turnbuckle; pounds hard on his chest with both fists then raises his arms in the air. He jumps down from the turnbuckle ready for action.
Mac Bombtrack should also be arrested.
Sam For what?
Mac Because he’s a faggot alright?!
As we pan around the arena we hear the opening introduction of “For the Workforce, Drowning” by Thursday begin to play; around the arena as the lights dim as purple and white strobe lights flash to the beat of the drums.. After a solid 10 seconds of buildup we hear the vocals erupt from the speakers, and on the stage Nightmare make his way through the curtain.
Penny Lane And their opponents, introducing first, from Boston, Massachusetts... NIGHTMARE!
As we watch Nightmare walk a few steps, he pauses for a brief moment as he looks around the arena and smirks at the crowd before stretching his arms out and looks up to the ceiling before stumbling a few steps forward before catching himself. Walking the rest of the way down the ramp Gavin reaches the side of the ring slides in and rolls to a kneeled position. His hair covering his face we watch as Gavin mumbles something to himself before shooting himself back up to his feet and makes his way to the far right corner of the ring. Standing on the 2nd turnbuckle we watch as Gavin stretches his arms out once more before quickly pulls them into an X under his chin as he smirks once again as he looks around at the crowd before hopping down and waits for the match to begin.
Sam Gavin is a sick, sick man Mac. He used Bombtrack’s emotions and good nature against him.
Mac Bombtrack has had this coming for all the shit he’s put other people through. Don’t act like he’s innocent.
The lights dim and the opening bells of "Hell's Bells" by AC/DC begin to play as smoke bellows from the entrance ramp and James Stall appears in his beat up leather jacket while smoke billows from the stage. The first guitar riff and orange fireworks go off from the stage as James turns around and pounds his chest.
Penny Lane And his tag team partner, from New York, New York... JAMES STALL!
He begins to walk down to the ramp, and he glares at the ring. He drags his sledgehammer along the ground as twin lines of fire begin to run down both sides of the entrance ramp. James jumps onto the ring apron and orange fireworks shoot from the turnbuckles.James climbs into the ring and tosses his leather jacket at the referee before spiking his sledgehammer at the ref's feet. James then proceeds to climb the nearest turnbuckle and hold up both arms to the crowd. He flexes, yells, and then jumps off the turnbuckle and pounds his chest as more orange fireworks explode from the corners.
Sam James Stall is two weeks away from his first World Championship shot in NEW.
Mac You mean two weeks away from becoming the new Heavyweight Champion?
Sam OH MY GOD! IS HE HERE!
Mac No... no he's not.
Sam Oh. Well. Carry on with the match then.
James Stall and Nightmare sneak attack BT and Priest while they’re deciding who will start the match. James Stall works Priest over in one of the turnbuckles as Nightmare backs BT up into the opposite turnbuckles. Stall and Nightmare look back at each other than at the same time whip their adversary into each other. BT and Priest collide then stumble forward. Stall takes BT down with a fall away slam as Nightmare takes Priest down with a double arm suplex. They each go for the cover at the same time.
1…
2…
Sam Bombtrack and Priest both kick out at the same time.
Mac James and Gavin are working well as a team again here tonight.
BT and Priest start getting up at around the same time. Stall whips Nightmare into the ropes. When Nightmare comes towards Stall, he ducks and launches Nightmare into the air and onto BT and Priest sending all three men to the outside. Stall exits the ring on the opposite side and takes a breather as he makes his way over to the pile on the outside. Nightmare is up and is slugging it out with BT. Priest gets up and is sneaking up on Nightmare from behind. Stall comes in and Priest looks behind him and dodges Stall. James hits Gavin in the back of the head with a clothesline by mistake.
Mac James Stall just took his own partner down.
Sam It wasn’t on purpose, I think.
When James Stall turns back to Priest he gets booted in the gut. Priest picks up James Stall and gives him an atomic drop. As James Stall is hunched over, Priest gives him a DDT on the floor.
Sam Priest takes James Stall down!
Mac Tonight maybe, but what really counts is Fear Itself.
BT body slams Nightmare onto the ring steps as Priest begins stomping on James Stall’s rib cage. BT gets up on the ring apron and sizes Nightmare up. He dives off the ring apron with an elbow drop, but Nightmare moves out of the way causing BT to crash onto the ring stairs. James Stall is up, blocks a punch from Priest and takes him down with a big boot.
Sam This match is out of control here.
Mac It’s this damn referee. He doesn’t know what in the hell he is doing out here.
Stall gets Priest up and Nightmare hits a dropkick on Priest. Nightmare gets him back up and rolls him into the ring. Nightmare is on the top and nails a high angle moonsault on Priest and makes the cover.
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Sam Priest kicks out! That was a sweet moonsault by Nightmare.
Mac I wouldn’t want to be on the wrong side of one of those.
James Stall stops BT from getting inside the ring by grabbing him from behind and delivering a reverse DDT. Nightmare goes for a spinebuster, but Priest turns it into a tornado DDT. Outside the ring, James Stall sets BT up for a powerbomb, but Priest runs and baseball slides Stall. Priest is now outside the ring. Priest goes for a yakuza kick on James Stall but he moves and Priest takes out BT.
Mac Now Priest has knocked his partner down and I think it was on purpose! Yes it was definitely on purpose!
Sam It wasn’t and you know it.
Priest takes another swing at James Stall with a kick, but he dodges it again. This time when Stall pops his head up he nearly takes Priest’s head off with a power clothesline. James Stall picks up Priest and then rolls him into the ring and gets into the ring himself. Nightmare and James Stall pick Priest up and hit him with a double suplex. Nightmare climbs to the top again. When Nightmare reaches the top, BT grabs James Stall’s legs and pulls him back to the outside. Nightmare goes for a second moonsault on Priest, but he rolls out of the way.
Sam Gavin goes for it all and pays the price.
Mac There’s no way Priest would’ve kicked out of a second moonsault.
On the outside, James Stall and BT are exchanging rights and lefts. Stall finally is able to block a punch from BT and headbutts BT’s face. He grabs BT’s head from behind and locks him in a dragon sleeper. Inside the ring Priest has just gotten back to his feet as Nightmare is slowing getting himself up. Priest grabs Gavin’s head very roughly and drops him with the Buzzkiller! (edgecution) and makes the cover.
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James Stall is back in the ring and stops the count.
Sam James Stall had that dragon sleeper locked in on Bombtrack, but was still aware enough to stop that count.
Mac I don’t even see why he cares. The important match is in two weeks.
James Stall runs at Priest with a big boot. Priest rolls under it and bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Stall’s knee bringing the big man down to his knees. Priest gets up then dropkicks James Stall right in the face. BT has recovered from the dragon sleeper and is back up on the apron in his corner. Priest tags BT into the match. BT smiles and enters the ring as Nightmare gets to his corner.
Sam For the first time these men are in their corners and we have an actual tag team match now.
Mac It had to happen sooner or later.
BT waits for James Stall to get back to his feet. When he does, BT nails him with a Death By Impact (gore)! Bombtrack makes the cover.
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Nightmare pulls Bombtrack out of the ring, jumps up onto the apron and gets the tag from James Stall. BT gets back into the ring, and gets poked in the eyes by Nightmare. Nightmare whips BT into the ropes and takes him down with a high knee. Nightmare stalks BT as he is getting back up to his feet. BT reaches his feet and turns around. Nightmare runs at him and nails BT with Drivers Side Impact (Running Enziguri) and makes the cover.
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Priest breaks up the cover just in the time!
Sam Priest made it just in the nick of time.
Mac It looks like he hesitated to me.
Sam Well that’s one man’s opinion.
James Stall tags himself back into the ring and gets BT back up to his feet and sets him up for a suplex. He attempts to lift BT up, but Bombtrack breaks free. BT and Stall each run off the ropes and take each other down with clotheslines. Priest is extending his arm out for BT to tag him as Nightmare stretches out to tag James Stall. BT gets back up to his feet and is making his way over to his corner. He lunges and makes the tag Priest. Nightmare just enters the ring anyway and pushes past the referee and lunges at Priest. Priest ducks and back body drops Nightmare to the outside. BT is on the top and jumps off at James Stall, but gets blasts with a big boot!
Mac James Stall almost took Bombtrack’s head off!
Sam Serves Bombtrack right for leaping off the top.
Stall runs at Priest and clotheslines him over the top ropes to the outside then turns back to Bombtrack and is just able to dodge a DBI. Stall nails a T-Bone suplex and makes the cover as Nightmare holds Bombtrack’s legs down from the outside unseen by the referee.
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Sam NO!
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Mac James Stall and Nightmare win!
Sam Horseshit! Stall cheated!
Penny Lane Here are your winners... JAMES STALL AND NIGHTMARE!
Nightmare gets back into the ring and pats Stall on the back for a job well done.
Sam I hope they’re both really proud of each other.
Mac They're not finished yet!
Nightmare clotheslines Bombtrack into the crowd and the two of them begin to battle among the fans at the Philips Arena. Inside the ring, James Stall picks up Priest in a fireman’s carry ready to do Play To Kill, but Priest slips free from Stall’s grasp. Stall turns around, gets booted in the gut then planted with The Buzzkiller!
Sam A sign of things to come?
Mac Absolutely not Sam.
Priest rolls to the outside and pulls Stall out with him. Priest yells at Mac and Sam to vacate their seats.
Sam I think Priest has plans for our table.
Mac I’m out of here.
Priest rolls Stall onto the table then climbs up to join him. Priest gets Stall up and sets him up for another Buzzkiller. Priest lifts Stall up and TAKES HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
NEW TV fades out with a shot of Priest and Stall laid out on the floor.