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Peanut Butter Cookies
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Topic Started: Aug 19 2012, 01:01 AM (173 Views)
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Aug 19 2012, 01:01 AM
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OOC NOTE: This RP was too long for one post so I made scene one as a post and then replied to it with scene two. It was only so long because I used the rainbow font for Bo D. Call which made it a million more characters then it normally would of been. Thanksl
KOKO CHRONICLES PART ONE // THE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE MADISON SQUARE GARDEN KOKO KASUMI: Peanut butter!
Koko screamed out as she ran across the catering area. Behind her as usual was Sour Puss looking a bit annoyed and a bit bored at the same time. Koko Kasumi had just joined NEWEra the day before but now she was already booked for her first pay-per-view match against Erik Donovan and Hisoka in a triple threat. Not only was she in that huge match though she also heard that if she did good enough she might get a title match later in the night which was making her extra hyper and if you know Koko if she is more hyper then she is pretty much uncontrollable. Yet there she was backstage just hours before the event ready to get in the ring but knowing she had to wait. She hated waiting and she wanted to be right in the action and she wanted it right then but instead she had to settle on food and other activities.
So she ran across the catering area. jumping on to a chair and then on a table and leaping through the air to reach out and grab the last peanut butter cookie off the table before anyone else could grab it. Koko quickly sat down on the floor nibbling on the edge of the cookie with a smile on her face as the whole room full of catering people and NEWEra staff all glanced over at her a bit confused. Koko didn't mind though she was used to strange looks and people not being sure about her. She had grown up with those same looks and doubts from her family and her father's friends. She always lived her own way and she didn't listen to what anyone else wanted her to do. She was Koko Kasumi and nothing was going to stop that.
SOUR PUSS: Do you think you really need sugar before your match?
KOKO KASUMI: Nom nom nom. You want a pièce of it? I'll share it with you Sour Puss but if anyone else tries to steal my cookie I'll cut them.
SOUR PUSS: I'm good. I'm on a low carb diet right now.
KOKO KASUMI: Carbs are yummy. I eat them all the time and all they do is make me faster, more agile and more explosive in the ring. Heck tonight I bet I'll I can run around the whole ring four times before my opponents even realize what I'm doing.
SOUR PUSS: Why would you want to do that? You'll wear yourself out, Koko.
KOKO KASUMI: Wear myself out? I don't think I've ever done that before. I just go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go until I see something shiny and then I usually stop to look at it. Come on Sour Puss you know I can do it. In fact I'm going to do it. As soon as that bell rings I'll jump out of the ring and just run around it until one of my opponents tries to stop me. What do you think of that?
SOUR PUSS: I think it is a terrible plan but you don't listen to me.
KOKO KASUMI: Nope… Never have and never will. What did you think about those guys in my club though? We never talked about it. I mean you were kind of drunky drunk but you still met them all for a second or two.
Sour Puss shook his head, not sure he wanted to get into that conversant considering he had very strong views on each member of Diamonds in the Club and why he thought Koko should have nothing to do with them. He was her bodyguard and he thought if she was around them he might end up being very busy. She looked up at him, cookie in her mouth with patient eyes though and he sighed.
SOUR PUSS: I thought Romeo Stylez was harmless. He was a bit stupid, probably slightly mentally handicap and he had some obsessive problems with teenage pop singers. Overall though I thought he was probably the best member for you to be around. He likes stupid shit like you and he is pretty hyperactive like you are. You two should be great friends.
KOKO KASUMI: What about Rawwwr! That's his name right? Like the noise a lion makes "Raaawr!"
SOUR PUSS: His name is RAW and he spells it with all capitals for some reason.
KOKO KASUMI: That doesn't make any sense… Why would he do that? His name was Randy though I remember that part about him but I'm sad he doesn't make lion noises. I'll have to discuss that with the group. I mean if we all vote he would need to change his name, right? It is only fair.
SOUR PUSS: I don't think it works that way.
KOKO KASUMI: Humph… What did you think about him though?
SOUR PUSS: He is obsessed with himself but he is even more obsessed with sex. I believe he is probably a pedophile and probably a convicted sex offender in a few states. Besides that he has terrible hair and facial hair and he is a bit of a douche bag. In fact I would avoid him at all costs if I were you and never, ever go in a room alone with him. Make sure I am there if you ever talk to him one on one about anything.
KOKO KASUMI: Why's that?
SOUR PUSS: Because he might try to rape you.
KOKO KASUMI: Eww… With his penis? I don't want to think about that thing. Yuckville.
Koko was a bit grossed out by the idea of Randy's penis coming at her. It was almost enough to make her not want to finish her cookie but when she looked down at it she changed her mind and took another little nibble. She looked back up at Sour Puss hoping he would move on to the next subject but instead he was picking up a carrot and munching on it.
KOKO KASUMI: What about the last guy? You know Erik Jackington?
SOUR PUSS: You mean Jack Erickson…
KOKO KASUMI: Do I?
SOUR PUSS: I think you do. That guy had a chair he named Betsy. I mean what more can I say about him? He is totally out of his mind… In fact this whole group of guys is completely off their rocket. Romeo is the only one who seems like he is crazy but not dangerous though.
KOKO KASUMI: Hmm… I'll have to work on their positivity. I mean maybe if they had presents… Yes! I'll buy them all presents and then they will be way happier and less creepy. That is a great idea. I'll get Jack a seat cover, a fuzzy one so that when he is with Betsy she'll be softer. Then I can get Rawr! a blow-up lady so that he doesn't need to rape real ladies. Then I can get Mr. Romeo a hamster.
SOUR PUSS: Why would he want that? I followed you on the other two but a hamster?
KOKO KASUMI: Because they are awesome! Duh! I mean who doesn't love a cute, fuzzy, cuddly little hamster. Can you go buy these things for me? I mean I can't really leave the arena because if there is traffic or something I could miss my match so you need to go.
SOUR PUSS: I don't think so Koko. I'm not comfortable with the people in this place enough to leave you alone in it. There are too many unknowns. Like take that guy coming over here now?
KOKO KASUMI: What about him?
SOUR PUSS: I've heard that he might be gay but people aren't really sure. If people don't even know that about him then how can you trust him? He might have a fetish for kidnapping Japanese girls and skinning them alive.
KOKO KASUMI: Aahhhh! Are you serious? That is scary, scary. Tell him not to come closer then.
As they were talking about him The Good Doctor got a bit closer to them and Koko pulled herself backwards so she was half hidden under the table cloth of the catering table. The Good Doctor looked down at her as she clutched her cookie in hand and smirked a bit before looking back at Sour Puss a bit confused.
THE GOOD DOCTOR: Crap! No more peanut butter cookies.
Suddenly the half eaten cookie from Koko pops up right in front of The Good Doctor and he looks down at her before taking it from her with a grin. Koko of course was covering her face with her other hand in fear that The Good Doctor would see her and try to skin her alive.
THE GOOD DOCTOR: Uh… Thanks!
KOKO KASUMI: Take it and leave my skin alone!
The Good Doctor was obviously confused by the last line but shrugged and walked off, taking a bite out of the cookie as he headed to his locker room to prepare for his upcoming match. Koko jumped up, squinting at him and looking around the corner to make sure he was gone.
KOKO KASUMI: Why did he let him get so close? What if he wanted to boil my skin in oil and eat it? I thought he was a Good Doctor too… But he is a bad one, a real bad one.
SOUR PUSS: I just made that all up as an example, Koko. He doesn't really do that.
KOKO KASUMI: Do you know for sure?
SOUR PUSS: Well…
KOKO KASUMI: Aha! I knew it! He might be evil. He might be Dr. Evil in fact. We need to watch him, Sour Puss. Add him to my list of possible arch-enemies. You never know when your arch-enemy will show himself or herself for the first time. They could be anywhere.
Koko looked around quickly to see if anyone suspicious was around but then suddenly the winning battle Final Fantasy theme started to play and she reached into her pocket to pull out her white iPhone which was in a bright pink case. She stared it for a second before answering the call.
KOKO KASUMI: Hello daddy!
KENJI KASUMI: Where are you, Koko?
KOKO KASUMI: I'm in New York City! Me and Sour Puss went to a night club last night and I joined a new club. It was super fun. I wish you were here.
KENJI KASUMI: Why are you in New York and what is this club you are talking about? You were suppose to fly straight home after you were done in Los Angeles not fly halfway across the world to New York City. Come home at once.
KOKO KASUMI: I can't daddy. You see when I was about to leave Los Angeles the NEWEra Wrestling team thought they needed me for their pay-per-view event called Vindication Number Three so I had to rush over and now I'm going to wrestle in a few hours. It is exciting, yeah?
KENJI KASUMI: Exciting? You told me you were coming home, Koko. If you are going to fly around the world and sign strange contracts you need to contact me too. I mean what did you agree to? Are they paying you enough money? How long are you working there?
KOKO KASUMI: I didn't sign a contract with them yet. I am going to do this match and then go from there. I think if they like my style they will sign me and then I can call Mr. Serious Lawyer Man to come out and look it over. I know you don't like me signing things without Mr. Serious Lawyer Man checking it first.
KENJI KASUMI: Good. I shall send a lawyer to New York now. We both know they are going to sign you. You are a Kasumi and you were born for greatness. Now what is this match? Can you defeat your opponents?
KOKO KASUMI: I think so… One guy is a dragon but not the real kind but like an Irish Dragon. He is named Erik Donovan and he is really overly serious. I mean he is kind of silly looking too though. His face is too little for his head and he has really long stringy hair. I think his mom should cut it for him or something. He seems like a big deal though and like he might be a challenge. I watched what he had to say and all I heard was a bunch of nonsense about how awesome he was. Nothing new or interesting. I've heard all of that kind of stuff before from guys like him and I'm sure he won't be taking me seriously. It would be below him to. Silly Irishman. Maybe if I throw Lucky Charms at him in the ring he'll lighten up.
KENJI KASUMI: He is Irish? They are a strange people. Defeat him with honor. Is there another opponent?
KOKO KASUMI: Yeah! His name is Hisoka and he is like a magician and was in the carnival before. That's neat right?
KENJI KASUMI: A carnival? I do not trust people from carnivals, Koko. They are nomads and thieves. Be careful around this man.
KOKO KASUMI: I shall, daddy. I'll totally kick him in the head if he tries to do anything sketchy too. I like magic though so I'm hoping when the match is over he can show me a few tricks and stuff. Oh yeah! Like I said I'm in a club too. I was told to replace this other girl and she was in a club so now I'm in the club with a guy named Randy, one named Jack and one named Romeo. They call themselves the Diamonds in the Club. We had lots of fun last night. We sat around and I had some soda and orange juice.
KENJI KASUMI: These are good men?
KOKO KASUMI: Yeah, I think so. I mean you gotta trust people in your club, right? If you can't trust them then how will you be able to build a good fort or trust them to bring marshmallows for s'mores when you are camping? I think they got my back and I told them I got theirs. Don't worry daddy. If you can you could watch the event and you'll see them all on there.
KENJI KASUMI: I will try to do that, Koko. Now I must go. Be careful in American and do not do anything too foolish. Is Troy there?
KOKO KASUMI: Yeah and he is as grumpy as ever.
KENJI KASUMI: Excellent. He will protect you from the dangerous of America and if he fails to then I'll fire him and find someone who can keep an eye on you.
KOKO KASUMI: No! Sour Puss does a good job. I like him.
KENJI KASUMI: Okay. Call me after your match and I shall try to watch it. Goodbye dear.
KOKO KASUMI: Bye-bye!
With that Koko's dad hung up and she shrugged, putting her phone into her pocket once again before spinning around and looking at Sour Puss who was still eating off the veggie platter. She walked over to him and she looked at the vegetables for a second before picking up a radish and taking a nibble from it. Koko shrugged before throwing it over her shoulder and looking back at Sour Puss.
KOKO KASUMI: I am going back to my locker room to change into my ring gear. I think the hour is near for high adventure and I want to be wearing the right outfit. I mean this is my first time on NEWEra television and I need to make sure I have on bright colors to stand out, right?
SOUR PUSS: I guess so. Let's go back then.
Koko nodded her head before she grabbed a muffin off the same table the cookies were on. She then pulled the top off it and put the rest back on the table as she nibbled on the muffin top as she headed out of the catering area. Sour Puss shook his head as he walked behind her and they headed back to her locker room to prepare for Vindication III.
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Aug 19 2012, 01:02 AM
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KOKO CHRONICLES PART TWO // INTERVIEW WITH A KOKO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN Koko was all dressed for her match and she was looking in the mirror when there was a knock on the door. She knew the show was about to start and that everyone was probably going crazy outside trying to be ready. She was nervous herself and she was only on a pre-show match. Sour Puss was sitting on the couch looking through a magazine so Koko skipped over to the door with a grin on her face, curious to see who her visitor was and excited to talk to them. It was really her first backstage visitor too since arriving. She had a camera crew earlier but they were there before she arrived so it didn't really count. As she opened up the door though she was treated to yet another camera crew and standing in front of it with a microphone was NEWEra interviewer Bo D. Call and he was staring at Koko curiously as she bounced on her heels, clapping her hands in excitement.
KOKO KASUMI: Did I win the Publisher's Clearinghouse?
BO D. CALL: Uh no. You are going to be interview by me for the show.
KOKO KASUMI: Oh… That's not nearly as exciting but it is still pretty exciting. I would rate it as a four maybe on the exciting scale. Nothing against you personally either but I just don't know who you are and you didn't introduce yourself. Are you my arch-enemy?
BO D. CALL: No, I'm Bo D. Call, the interviewer who was assigned to talk to you today. I wanted to interview The Good Doctor but instead I was sent over here to you which I'm not to thrilled about.
KOKO KASUMI: The Good Doctor is bad… He likes to kidnap people and skin them alive.
BO D. CALL: He can skin me alive whenever he wants.
KOKO KASUMI: I think you can only be skinned alive once. I guess he could try to reattach it and then skin you again but it really wouldn't be the same.
BO D. CALL: This is a really disgusting topic but I can assure you that he does not skin people alive. He is a personal friend of mine and I would know if he was murdering people and stealing their skin.
KOKO KASUMI: Maybe you are the one who is murdering people? Did you think about that? You are probably framing him so that when he goes to prison you'll be free. I'm on to you and your evil games. So he is a Good Doctor and you are the Evil Interviewer.
BO D. CALL: I'm not evil! Enough of this crap… Can you just answer my questions about your match so I can get out of here?
Bo shook his head obviously getting frustrated by Koko and her complete refusal to just do a normal interview. Koko thought about his question for a second before nodding her head quickly and giving him a thumbs up with both hands. Bo took a deep breath to focus again before he raised up his microphone.
BO D. CALL: Alright… I'm Bo D. Call here with Koko Kasumi right before her big debut match on Vindication. Tell me Koko are you nervous going into a match this big on your first night?
KOKO KASUMI: I'm totally super, duper excited but I guess maybe like 2% nervous with that. I mean the fact that my opponents both have mystical elements to them is kind of intimidating. I wish I was like called "The Power Ranger" Koko Kasumi so I could summon my zord to fight them in case they use magic or summon a real dragon.
BO D. CALL: What in the world are you talking about, sister? That was just nonsense.
KOKO KASUMI: It was not!
BO D. CALL: It was too! I mean why are you talking about dragons and magic and Power Rangers. This is a wrestling match .
KOKO KASUMI: Is it? Maybe to the naked eye it is just a typical match but deep down there is more going on. There is always more going on. Like Erik Donovan calling himself the Irish Dragon may be just because he is cocky, dangerous and has a fiery temper. I mean that could explain the name and of course he is from Ireland too but if you take it for that kind of meaning what would happen if it was a real? You can't take your opponents at face value, Bo, you gotta see past what they appear to be and dive deep into what they are. Maybe he calls himself a dragon or maybe he is a dragon or maybe he controls a dragon or maybe he believes he really is a dragon but is a man. There are so many variables you can't control so you need to be prepared for the most dangerous version of it or else you might get taken by surprise.
BO D. CALL: Okay. I get that but seriously there is no such thing as dragons.
KOKO KASUMI: Except that cultures all around the world have different dragon myths dating back centuries. Maybe you need to do more research before you make statements and ask questions. You can't prove that dragons don't exist and I can't prove that they do. It is like religion. It is all about faith and I have faith that there may be a dragon out there and I don't wanna be eaten by it.
BO D. CALL: Let's talk about Hisoka and not the Irish Dragon anymore, okay?
KOKO KASUMI: Okay.
BO D. CALL: So… Talk about him!
KOKO KASUMI: Uh, he is apart of the carnival. What is your favorite ride?
BO D. CALL: I like the Gravitron but that doesn't matter.
KOKO KASUMI: Yes, it does. What you like matters just as much as what I like or what Hisoka likes. Don't put yourself down like that. So you like the Gravitron and spinning around and stuff. What snacks do you like?
BO D. CALL: The foot long corn dogs of course.
KOKO KASUMI: Those are good. I like the elephant ears. When I was little I was scared to eat them because I thought they came from a real elephant but now I know better. Plus the cinnamon is yummy. I like cotton candy too and I hear they have deep fried Twinkies at some carnivals in America. I would love to go to one of those. I am hoping that me and Hisoka become best friends after the match.
BO D. CALL: Why would you become friends? I mean you are competing and one of you is going to be a loser when it is over.
KOKO KASUMI: That doesn't mean we have to hate each other. I mean plenty of people become friends after a match and I think me and Hisoka will do just that. Then he can teach me magic tricks and we can go to the carnival and all kinds of fun stuff. In fact he might be the most fun person on the roster. I wish we wrestled at the carnival sometimes. Think how neat it would be to have like elephants and tigers in cages around the ring. That would add some danger to the show.
BO D. CALL: You're crazy, you know that?
KOKO KASUMI: I'm not crazy. I know exactly what I'm saying. Maybe you are crazy and hearing the truth makes you nervous. Did you ever think of that Bobo?
BO D. CALL: My name is Bo, not Bobo. Don't call me that.
KOKO KASUMI: Mr. Serious Pants. Golly. You need to smile more. I would go get you a peanut butter cookie but I had the last one and I shared it with The Good Doctor.
BO D. CALL: He likes peanut butter cookies?
KOKO KASUMI: I think so. He seemed to be enjoying it when I handed it to him. I mean who doesn't like peanut butter? It is yummy!
BO D. CALL: I'm going to go buy him some. I mean if he wanted one he might want more. I gotta go. Good luck in your match.
Bo shoved the microphone into Koko's hand and she looked around confused for a second. The camera man just shrugged and as Bo could be heard running down the hallway trying to get out of the arena and to the store for some cookies. Koko looked back at Sour Puss for a second who just rolled his eyes and she looked back into the camera with a big smile on her face.
KOKO KASUMI: That was Bo D. Call folks and he is off to buy some cookies. Now I guess I need to interview myself or something? That seems kind of silly. Koko Kasumi, what do you hope to accomplish here in NEWEra Wrestling?
Koko then turned a bit as if she was talking to a different person and looked over with a smile, adjusting her hair a bit. She had a big grin on her face and a bit of a giggle to her voice as she enjoyed interviewing herself more then she imagined she would.
KOKO KASUMI: Oh, Koko, you ask the best questions. Why I hope to win my debut match tonight and then from there I hope to win some shiny belts. I was thinking the tag team belts if Mr. Romeo wanted to join me in a quest for them. I think we would make a good team and we could do things that would revolutionize tag team wrestling. Plus maybe if we were awesome enough we could get a Jell-O pudding endorsement out of it. After I become Tag Team Champion though I was thinking of trying to convince the staff to have a pay-per-view in Antarctica. The penguins and science people never get wrestling shows live and I think it is about time to change that.
Koko then turned again, moving the microphone and getting a more serious expression on her face as she suddenly became the interviewer version of herself once more.
KOKO KASUMI: Any plans for how to win this big triple threat match?
She spun around again, her big smile returning to her face.
KOKO KASUMI: Well anything goes in a triple threat so I can pull off some neat tricks and I know a few. Really though I plan on being the happiest person in the ring. Positive thinking and good vibes can really take you a long ways. Some people get bogged down with being mean and it costs them the match. Keep a smile on your face and a song in your heart and you can do anything. Anyways Koko it was a pleasure talking to you but I really need to get ready. This show is about to start and I don't want to miss my own match.
Koko nodded her head before spinning around on her heel another time. She then nodded her head and put her finger on her chin as if she was taking in all the information before turning to the camera a final time.
KOKO KASUMI: Alright! Thanks for joining us Koko and good luck out there tonight. This is Koko Kasumi signing off! Back to you Jim and Cindy in the studio.
Koko then handed the microphone to the camera man who was even more confused now then he was when she was talking to Bo a minute ago. Koko then waves to him with a wink before pushing the door closed and turning around to look at Sour Puss. She smiled and giggled before skipping across the room to her mirror to do her make-up. Koko was getting antsy and she couldn't wait to start her match and see what would happen with Koko Kasumi debuted on NEWEra Wrestling.
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