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Two Guys, A Fag And A Lesbian In A Hot Tub
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Topic Started: Aug 17 2012, 08:32 PM (93 Views)
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Bombtrack
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Aug 17 2012, 08:32 PM
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"I'm Bombtrack and I work for the NEWera Corporation. NEW operates in an underground facility known as "The Hive". Well it's actually on the surface and more of a ring then a hive. It's actually nothing like a hive; nothing whatsoever. An infection began when Jimmy Helmsley and James Stall became intimate with each other. The inflection is known as the H-Virus and spread like wildfire. Nearly everyone on the roster immediately became infected and containing the H-Virus was futile. Everyone's face started breaking out in sores not all the different from herpes. The world wasn't ready for this outbreak. How could they be? There was no warning or any time to prepare. The narrator says this in a saddened voice to emit the emotion of despair.
Riot and Zoe McDraven were the next to become infected with the H-Virus. From there it bounced from person to person and now only few remain. So far I've managed to stave off infection and remaining clean has been a tall order. Everywhere I looked people's faces were covered with the H-Virus. I found a group of other survivors and we decided that we needed to join forces to battle the NEWera Corporation and the deadly H-Virus. We are the last stance of humanity and this is our story. The narrator emphasizes the words "last" and "this"."
Bombtrack How was that?
Voice from behind the scenes Excellent, except you don't need to say the bold text at the end of the paragraph.
Bombtrack Oh so like this, "We are the stance on humanity and is our story."
Director No, you're supposed to say the bold words just not the bold sentences after your lines.
Bombtrack I'm not doing that again.
Director Just continue.
"The team consists of me, The Good Doctor, Dice and Vanessa. Not exactly a match made in heaven, but the H-Virus chose this team for us. Unfortunately Genesis isn't our only adversary; Diamonds In The Club have also been infected. The H-Virus even reached, brief pause, "The Sensational One" Romeo Stylez. Sigh loudly in a disappointing manner. The odds are stacked against us, but we will win this battle because; longer pause than the previous one; we are the only hope left."
[BT tilts his head to the side.]
"The scene is Coon City where the H-Virus began."
Director Cut. Why are you tilting your head like that?
Bombtrack Because the words are on an angle.
Director That's italics.
Bombtrack So in say it in a deeper voice?
Director No, the scene descriptions are italic to separate them from the speech.
Bombtrack Just let me do this.
[BT keeps his head on a tilt as he reads the description.]
"The Good Doctor, Dice, The Queen and I were all sitting in a hot tub in the hotel we were staying at."
"It had been a few days since I defeated James Stall and was just out of the hospital. The team had banded together while I battled James Stall in a street fight. Without Adam, Michael and Vanessa I would've been in the hospital longer than I was. I've been a terrible person my whole life and these people came to my aid when I've needed them most. I can honestly say that if it wasn't for them I would also be infected by the H-Virus. Gold equals Bombtrack. Red equals The Good Doctor. Corn flower blue equals Dice. Pink equals Vanessa. White is narration and white with italic-whatever is scene description."
Director You don't need to read that stuff.
[Bombtrack ignores the director and continues with his story. He tries his best to imitate the other voices. He speaks in a very low tone for Dice, is a very high pitched voice for Vanessa and in a very flamboyant voice for The Good Doctor. Not the HBK kind of flamboyant; more like the penetration of male anus flamboyant.]
"It's good to see you that you're feeling better Track."
"Sorry we weren't there at the end when Genesis sneak attacked you."
"That's not your fault. They had that planned from the beginning."
"We still feel bed though."
"Adam?"
"Yes?"
"What's poking me in the leg? Please don't tell me it’s your..."
"Ew."
"Dude."
"What?"
"The Good Doctor reaches down and pulls up the thermometer for the hot tub."
“Thank God.”
“Thanks for the vote of confidence guys.”
“I never thought in a million years that I would be sharing a hot tub with one gay man, one straight man and one lesbian.”
“We all have a big night coming up.”
“I have three people to defend my title against.”
“Woe is you Adam.”
“Whoa indeed!”
“I said woe not whoa.”
“How do you know I said whoa and not woe.”
“None of this is funny guys. I’m embarrassing myself right now.”
“You’re the one that wanted to do a weird fantasy thing.”
“Initially it sounded like a great idea until I got started. Now I’m in too deep nearing 800 words so I have to finish. Well 858 now after editing.”
“You are shattering some walls here.”
“BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!”
“I was rather enjoying this conversation with my new found friends. It’s times like these I treasure most when we completely forget about the H-Virus. As usual…”
“What are you going to do about Jimmy, BT?”
“… the inevitable topic of the H-Virus comes up.”
“I’m going to do exactly what I said I will do. I would much rather not go through with the match, but God wants him punished and I will do what He asks of me.”
“How can you be so sure God asked you to do this?”
“He spoke to me in a dream and all the signs he told me about came true. I know that I’m the chosen one and I know what I must do. We must eliminate the H-Virus from the NEWera Corporation before it’s too late. All of us have a chance to put a dent into the H-Virus at Vindication and we all must succeed. I’m aware that SOME of us have it HARDER, *cough* Adam *cough*, but we MUST succeed.
“Easy for you to say you only have one opponent… ONE!”
“I’m pretty sure that’s what BT meant by coughing then saying your name then coughing again.”
“Here are my thoughts…
“As Vanessa spoke about her match with Dice at Vindication I slipped into a day dream where I was being attacked by an obese bottle of mustard. I hate mustard. What does this have to do with wrestling? I don’t know. Suddenly I felt something hot; much hotter than the water in the tub. Right after the hot sensation a blue ink like substance rises to the top of the hot tub.”
“DUDE!”
“GROSS”
“ADAM!”
“WHAT?”
“Dice, Vanessa and Bombtrack jump out of the hot tub.”
“I can’t believe you just pissed in the hot tub.”
“That’s gross Adam.”
“I DID NOT!”
“Then what is that blue stuff?”
“Happy juice.”
“Your happy juice is blue?”
“Dude.”
“EW!”
“That’s not healthy Adam. You should get that checked out.”
“Good thing I’m a doctor.”
“Yeah… good thing.”
“See I can write pointless dribble as well, the narrator says in a, bunny ears, matter of fact manner, bunny ears.”
“Bombtrack, Dice and Vanessa leave The Good Doctor alone in the hot tub with his blue happy juice.”
“Not only do we have to deal with the H-Virus, but we need to deal with each other’s unique personalities. The big difference between Genesis and us is that we have a mutual respect for each other. There is no struggle as to who the leader is because we see each other as equals and that’s how we’re going to survive the H-Virus. There are no egos with us or dissension in the group. That’s why you’ve already lost Jim and why Stall lost before the match began. You fight out of hate where I fight from love and because my Lord has asked me. He will be watching over me on Sunday night and because of that I just can’t lose. If I become too tired, God will wake me up. If become injured, my Lord will heal me. You’ve been chosen for punishment Jimmy and I’ve been chosen to dole it out. I love you, you’re my best friend and God Bless.
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