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city boy enters Georgia wilderness; miraculously avoids squealing like pig
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Topic Started: Aug 17 2012, 11:52 AM (76 Views)
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Rich
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Aug 17 2012, 11:52 AM
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We open on Ric Turner standing in the woods looking sweaty. He takes a deep breath.
Ric: Aw it’s nice to be out in the country, away from all the noise and smog associated with city life. And this weekend, I’ll be in one of the noisiest smoggiest cities in the world. Madison Square Garden, in New York City, is where I’ll be competing against Ian Rollins...on the pre-show. Well it’s not the ideal situation I’d like to be in, but there is so much great talent in New Era Wrestling. I’m lucky just to be a part of this company. Unfortunately, I have been on something of a slump recently. After I defeated three wrestlers at once, it seemed as if I was on my way to becoming an important player in the company. Then I lost a tv title match against the Good Doc, which was pretty close, but a loss either way. Then I faced DJP and Queen Vanessa and found myself on the wrong end of a pinfall. So now I’m facing Rollins in an attempt to reverse this skid and continue on in my quest to be a big time wrestling star.
Ric flicks away a bug.
Ric: So Ian is straight-edge, huh? Well good for him I suppose. Personally, the lifestyle is not for me. I’m sure that if I was truly committed to abstaining from drugs and booze and sex and whatever else straight-edgers abstain from, then I would be able to do so. However, I believe that such things are alright if kept in moderation. I like to have a beer or two at parties, but I don’t get shitfaced every night. I smoke a joint or eat a brownie after a long day of working out, but I don’t spend all my time getting stoned. I meet up with women and if things go really well, then we might end up in the bedroom. However, I’m no Glenn Quagmire, sticking my dick in any hole I can find. I enjoy an occasional burger, especially a bison burger from Ted’s Montana Grill. However, I’m not some ultra-carnivore who’s afraid his dick will fall off if he eats a salad once and awhile. I want to live a long and healthy life, but I also want to live an enjoyable one.
Ric wipes the sweat off his brow.
Ric: But I’m just talking about my personal preferences. If being straight-edge works for Ian, then he should continue down that path. I respect his choices and I hope that he respects mine. Our lives have been pretty different so far. I’ve been fortunate to have been born to a very well-off family, with good relationships and plenty of support for my choices and goals. I’ve had it easy in my life;I’ve been incredibly blessed. Unfortunately my opponent has not been so fortunate. I won’t pretend to know what you have gone through, but from what you have revealed about yourself, it sounds like a hell of a lot to overcome. I think you have done well in overcoming adversity and making it to this level. Of course there are things you could improve upon, such as violently attacking people who upset you. Save it for the ring, Ian. People like you and I, we are trained to take punishment. That’s why they pay us so nicely. Use this job as an opportunity to take out your anger, which you obviously have a lot of, so that you can hopefully resist the urge to beat the shit out of everyone that looks at you the wrong way.
Ric smacks his cheek, pulling his hand away to look at it.
Ric: Got it. Damn bugs everywhere. But that’s the woods for you. Anyway Ian, you have done so well controlling whatever urges you may have to drink, smoke, fuck. Just think of anger as one more vice to control. Because you may not think you have a problem, but if you keep this pattern up, one day you might end up picking a fight with the wrong guy. You might end up black and blue, you might end up with broken ribs, or if you’re truly unlucky, you may end up dead. Or he may end up dead and you’ll be stuck in prison with nice folks like the White Man and Chris Rollz.
Ric shakes his head.
Ric: Well I got a lot more trail to hike. I will see you in the big apple. Take care and stay clean.
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