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Topic Started: Aug 13 2012, 03:30 PM (78 Views)
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Another problem you have, is you seem to think your opponent deserves the same amount of attention as you do. For example, did you see Spencer Riggs and his piece of shit of a promo?

Yeah, he said something about you just being in the right place at the right time. I thought for sure you'd call him a hypocrite considering he's only in this match because he came back around the same time as The London Brawl. That match in general is designed so anybody can gain a world title shot regardless of what they've done for this company.

Raw laughs and shakes his head, as if he were listening to a small child tell him the sky was green.

Ya got it all wrong Romeo. If I had repeated what Spencer had said, then it would have verified that what Spencer says matters. Instead of insulting Spencer and his pretty words, or his philosophy on life in general I just kept things simple. I told everyone what he says doesn't matter, and therefore it doesn't. I took away all his thunder by treating him like a bitch, and as long as people perceive him as being a bitch, then that's all he'll ever be.

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New York has become NEW York and in a city that never sleeps there’s always plenty of clubs that are begging for the Diamond Treatment. Whether it’s the T-Lo with her rockin pair of titties, Jack and Betsy, the most Razzle Dazzling Diamond of all time, or the current World Champion who has plenty of money to spend, if you’re a Club you want the Diamonds and we’re more than happy to oblige.

RAW Randy Altzer sits in the VIP section of one a Club and as the loud music and flashing lights make it a bit hard to pay attention, RAW manages to talk loud enough so that his voice projects for everyone watching to hear.

So, since we’re here Diamonds in the Club has been delighted to call NEW York it’s home away from home. That’s why when Vindication III comes around we’ll be treating our NEW home to NEW Era Wrestling’s biggest PPV and all four of us are pulling out all the stops to make sure NEW York won’t be disappointed.

As RAW pauses to take a sip of his margarita, Jack Erickson appears on the camera and sits down next to RAW with Betsy in his hand.

I’m sure I don’t have to introduce the man sitting next to me. Jacky boy is the one guy who’s been with me in this group for the longest. He’s had my back for the last 9 months and he’s become my best friend. At Vindication III I’ll return the favor by supporting him the same way he’s always supported me. Jack and Betsy are facing Disturbed for a shot at the North American Championship and if history is an indication Jack has nothing to worry about.

RAW turns to Jack who is no longer paying attention. Instead Erickson is whispering to Betsy. RAW rolls his eyes and takes another sip of his drink before turning back to the camera.

See Disturbed is no stranger to matches like these. Disturbed has been in more Title Matches and Number 1 Contender Matches than anyone in NEW. It’s because of that that I know Jack will win this match. Because if there’s one thing Disturbed knows how to do it’s how to choke anytime there’s something on the line.

RAW smiles as T-Lo and Romeo appear and sit down on the couch as well. He briefly nods at them before turning back to the camera.

I could go into a rant about Disturbed choking in 3 straight London Brawls, or him choking in the 6 Pack Challenge, or him choking in every other title match he’s been in but I don’t have to. You all know he’s choked, we all know he’s choked, and even though he’s too dumb to admit it, Disturbed knows he’s choked. Jack Erickson is going to walk out of Vindication with a North American Title Match in his immediate future and Disturbed is going to walk out the same way he always walks out, a loser.

RAW reaches his arm out and puts it around T-Lo who doesn’t seem to mind or care as she down shot after shot.

T-Lo here will be competing in Vindication’s Pre-Show and it’s fitting because that the same place I started two years ago. Back then I was fighting Bombtrack for a shot at the Television Championship. T-Lo might not be competing for that but it’s been said that the star of this year’s Pre Show will get a Title Match with Nightmare for the British Commonwealth Championship.

T-Lo looks up momentarily double fisting two bottles pf Heineken as RAW looks at her and smiles. He turns back toward the camera as Romeo leans in to whisper something to her and RAW continues his promo.

If there’s one thing DitC always does it’s being the star of a show. I was the unquestioned star of Vindication’s first preshow and last year you couldn’t watch the PreShow or the main show for 5 minutes without seeing RAW Randy Altzer. I was the biggest brightest star of NEW biggest PPV and it’s only right that one year later I’m the World Champion. So it’s only fitting that T-Lo will be the one to follow in my footsteps, beat Hisoka, beat Eric Donovan, and then beat Nightmare and become your new British Commonwealth Champion.

RAW then removes his arm from around Kenzie and smiles over at Romeo. He takes a sip from his Margarita and chuckles a bit before smiling into the camera like a child on Christmas morning.

That brings me to Romeo’s match against James Stall.

RAW’s smile beams across the club, through the cameras, and across the world. It’s almost as if there’s nothing he loves more than talking about James Stall.

James Stall is a bitch.

Get used to hearing the for the next few minutes.

See, I’ve watched Stall for awhile and he’s always been a bitch. I heard Bombtrack sing to him, I’ve heard Stall try to rap before, and I used to sing myself so I figure since Stall is such a bitch, there’s only one way to address him.

Romeo’s eyes go wide as he starts shaking his head but nothing can stop RAW from standing up.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL...

James Stall’s a bitch, he’s a big, fat bitch, he’s the biggest bitch in the whole, wide world!

He’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, he’s a bitch to all the boys and girls!


RAW keeps singing as T-Lo gets into it but Romeo buries his head in his hands and shakes it while it’s there.

On Monday, he’s a bitch, on Tuesday, he’s a bitch, and Wednesday through Saturday, he’s a bitch!

And on Sunday, just to be different, he’s a Super King Kamehameha Beyotch!

Come on you all know all the words!


To Romeo’s surprise a bunch of random people appear behind the couch and sing in unison with T-Lo happily singing along as well. Erickson holds Betsy up so she can sing as well.

Have you ever met my friend, James Stall? He’s the biggest bitch in the whole, wide world!

He’s a mean, old bitch, and he has stupid hair, he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch BITCH!

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he’s a stupid bitch!

WOO!

James Stall’s a bitch, yeah he’s such a dirty bitch!

BITCH!


Talk to kids around the world. It might go a little bit something like this!

The people behind him start singing in Chinese, then French, then Dutch, then African. The entire time Romeo tries to hide his face in shame but you can see him start to laugh. Finally, everyone returns to English and RAW leads the song again.

Have you ever met my friend, James Stall? He’s the biggest bitch in the whole, wide world!

He’s a mean, old bitch, and he has stupid hair, he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch BITCH!

Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he’s a stupid bitch!


Everyone else stops singing and RAW keeps going by himself.

James Stall’s a bitch! Yeah he’s such a dirty bitch!

I really mean it!

James Stall...

HE’S A BIG, FAT, FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!

A big, old, fat, fucking bitch!

JAMES STAAAAALL... YEAH! CHA!


Everyone standing behind them applauds RAW who bows graciously before sitting down. He then sits back down and can’t stop smiling.

Now, I could go into detail about who Romeo is but I’m pretty sure you all know that Romeo Stylez is the best thing going in NEW. The nicest guy in the locker room, and the best friend you could ask for. So that brings me to the rest of Vindication.

RAW sighs.

Now, at any such event you would expect a Main Event and that’s what I’ll personally be seeing to. I will graciously defend my title against the Winner of the London Brawl, Spencer Riggs. Now, little Speny is real excited about finally getting a piece of my spotlight and I’m sure he’s gonna put his lucky socks on. So, I’ll do my best to carry him through the match and I’ll try to make him look like he has talent. It’ll be hard to make it seem like he knows what he’s doing but it’s a task fit for a World Champion, and as your World Champion, I’ll get it done.

RAW finishes off his margarita and signals for another one.

See, Spencer as I said to Romeo the other day perception is reality. If people perceive you as the best then you are the best. If people perceive you as a bitch, then you are a bitch. James Stall knows the feeling all to well. Fans come to the arenas with signs that read, “James Stall is a bitch!” My version of that South Park song is going to be remixed and replayed all over the internet, people will sing “James Stall’s a bitch” during his matches. Hell, NEW Era Wrestling even sells “James Stall is a Bitch” T-Shirts now at the website. All I had to do was keep calling James Stall a bitch long enough and now that’s all he’ll ever hear. It doesn’t matter what he does, or what he says. James Stall will always be a bitch because that’s how he’s perceived.

RAW’s margarita arrives and he takes a sip before setting it down. He then looks casually into the camera and relaxes as he talks smugly.

That’s what you can expect for the rest of your career now Spencer. Because, I treat you like a bitch, and when I face you this Sunday, I’ll beat you like a bitch. Then, people will keep talking about you, and how you’re a bitch. You will become James Stall Version 2.0. I lied in my last promo. I said ten years from now that no one would remember you. That’s not true. In ten years everyone will remember Spencer Riggs, The Bitch.

RAW begins to laugh as he continues speaking.

They’ll edit the song I sang to have your name instead of Stall’s. The T-Shirts will be changed to read your name. Hell we might even start selling a line with your face and his in the middle of a heart with the words “NEW’s Biggest Bitches” spelled out on it. It’s cheap, it’s petty, it’s the most immature insult in the world and it will haunt you for the rest of your career. You know why I’m doing this to you Spencer?

RAW grins as he stands up.

It’s because I can.

It’s because I’m the best in world!

Because I’m the king of the world!

I’M RAW RANDY ALTZER!

I AM YOUR WORLD!

HEAVYWEIGHT!

CHAMPION!


RAW’s voice booms across the club as he holds his hands out to his sides embracing everything in his life!

Swag out.

RAW turns and walks off leaving the cameras to fade into nothingness.
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