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"That Guy"; someone is going to be maaaaad
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Topic Started: Jun 1 2012, 05:21 PM (86 Views)
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Bombtrack
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Jun 1 2012, 05:21 PM
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[The scene opens with Bombtrack sitting in a lazy boy recliner smoking a cigar. He’s wearing a NEWera t-shirt and has a very serious demeanour.]
Bombtrack There will always be “that guy” that is impossible to work with. “That guy” spoils the party for everyone because things aren’t going their way. “That guy” has a vision and the moment the slightest of things doesn’t go their way they lose their shit. Normally I would NEVER give “that guy” the time of day, but I’m a changed man and he needs the help. I’ve written him a letter stating my distain, but it fell on blind eyes. “That guy” only saw what he wanted to see in my letter and it didn’t surprise me in the least. “That guy” only sees and hears what he wants to. Winning is the ONLY option in “that guy’s” mind and his overly cocky and sometimes piss poor attitude is displayed like a trophy on a mantle. I’ve seen egos get out of hand before, hell there was a time when my ego was out of control, but I’ve never seen an ego like the one “that guy” has.
I sure hope by this time you all know that I’m speaking to James Stall. I realize that the entire world is expecting yet another Bombtrack vs. Jimmy Helmsley war, but I need to get this off my chest. My first order of business is to fix my biggest mistake and that’s turning Jimmy into the man he is today. Sure, Outkast played a factor, but it was me that truly changed Jimmy Helmsley forever. Once I save his soul, James Stall’s is next. The guy wins a couple of matches and suddenly he puts himself on a pedestal with the likes of Troy Turner, Terry Queens and myself. Are you FNin’ serious bro? What gives you the right to even utter my name when making comparisons? I’m a former World Champion and I didn’t even want the damn thing! Without caring I won a prize that you haven’t even been close to yet son.
Let’s really take a look at your career Stall. You walked into NEW a bright eyed young man with a great attitude. You put together a win or two and immediately your ego grow and you went after the greatest tag team that NEWera has ever seen. How did that go for you James? As I remember it, Riot tossed you around like the little bitch that you are and you left on a stretcher! Moving forward, you then defeated Ross Raines.
[Slow clap.]
Bombtrack Bravo James. Bravo. Your claim to fame was winning the North American championship in a tournament that not many people were interested in.
[Slow clap.]
Bombtrack That tournament was the worst thing to happen to NEW since some little bitch cried about losing to Dean Jones. That secret Santa show created a monster and not in a positive way. Just like the Grinch’s heart, James Stall’s ego grew that day. Every victory from then on made it grow bigger and bigger. Your loss to Doc at Evolution 3.0 only drove you insane. You blamed everyone except yourself. Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly get any more conceded, you proved me wrong. The CWC held a tournament and through the grace of God you managed to steal a spot in the finals, that’s right I said steal. Don’t get me wrong James, you really impressed me with your work in the Ascension Tournament, but let’s just be honest. As impressive as your work was in that tournament you and I both know your run would’ve ended if Azrael Goren didn’t no-show.
[BT throws his arms in the air.]
Bombtrack Uh-oh, I said no-show and broke the fourth wall. Sue me. It had to be done because Goren no-showing is the ONLY reason you’re in the finals. You don’t like what I’m saying? Is this making you upset James? The truth hurts son and you needed to hear it. Regardless of what you or anyone else thinks, I do have respect for you and that’s why I’ve just said the things that I’ve said. You think that Outkast is your biggest enemy? You couldn’t be more wrong Stall. You’re biggest enemy is your ego and it’s going to win every time. You blame everyone and their mothers for screwing James Stall, but James, the only person that has screwed James Stall has been James Stall.
Now I know you’re going to reply with some pathetic rant to save face and that’s fine. That’s the kind of behaviour I now expect from you. What you need to do Stall is sit back, grab a Fresca and chill the F out. I didn’t make this video to be an asshole or to call you out. I’m honestly trying to help you James. This isn’t an angle or a storyline that Travis has come up with. This is real James. You need help and the first step is admitting that you have a problem and believe me James, you have a problem. You can reach me at 416-668-9845 or email ghut@telus.blackberry.net or gregfnrulz on AIM. I may not always be around, but I’ll see your message and I’ll get back you so we can talk it out. I’m here for you James and I would take the help because no one else gives a shit about you. I’m going to leave you with this James,
“Koo-koo-ka-choo, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know. God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson. Heaven holds a place for those who pray, Hey, hey, hey”
[The scene fades to black.]
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