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Stop! Drop! Cobra Time!
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Topic Started: May 31 2012, 08:27 PM (95 Views)
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Fat Cobra
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May 31 2012, 08:27 PM
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One cannot simply imagine divinity. Godliness, for most, is nothing more than an idea. Each of us has our own concept of what is beyond our understanding. And we take that understanding on faith, because anything more is elusive. We cannot truly know what is beyond our understanding. That is the realm of the divine -a place we cannot fathom.
Though, there are glimpses here and there.
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great honor to afford you such a glimpse. I am not asking you to stare in the face of God. Nay, this is more than that. This is something so far removed from mankind's reach that it can only be something calling from a higher power. Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you...
The dancing... of... FAT COBRA
These are the moves that John Travolta grew up wishing he could pull off! Michael Flatley, the so-called *Lord of the Dance* pales in comparison to the dancing Fat Cobra has mastered since the moment he came out of the womb! They don't even have names for the kind of sick and twisted physical feats of amazement Cobra pulls off effortlessly! I wish I describe it better for you, but one does simply describe something that is without description! They call him Fat Cobra, yes. But he is the fastest and most talented man of the east. There never been anyone better. Anyone who could pull as much poontang. And with these moves, it's easy to see why.
"Yeeeeeeah, baby! Fat Cobra is the best! Cobrastyle!"
Titties hit the room in numbers without measure, but none of them quite so grand as the titties belonging to Cobra himself. Each one taking a life of it's own as he parades around the room -dancing and celebrating. It's a party, in his honor, and everyone is having a good time. So good a time that Cobra foregoes his own humility, reaches down, and takes his pants off completely. The ladies all cheer, regardless of the fact that it changes nothing -his belly completely covers any of his naughty bits. Cobra lives it up, twirls his pants and tosses them into the crowd.
Every Woman in the World: "Cobra is the best! Cobra! Cobra! Cobra! Fat Cobra makes my panties wet!" (Cobra may have imagined this as he was twirling his pants around)
Fat Cobra felt like the biggest star in NEWera (and he probably was. Lol Fat Joke lol) After all, he'd just made a huge splash (lol another fat joke get it?) in defeating Mongo the Mongoloid. He'd already been one of the most hyped and anticipated rookies to his NEWera in years, and now he'd proven that he was worth every bit of it. What's more... he'd just gotten news that he would take part in the prestigious London Brawl and made the roster to headline NEWera's new developmental branch, GSW.
King. of. the. World.
"Cobra... going the top! Got this momentum, that ain't nobody can stop! I said hey! HEY! Everyone wants some of ME! But hey! HEY! Throw your hands up, come on down, but hanging with me, ain't that EASY!"
The man can sing, too. Truly, this is a God among men. Is there anything he can't do? Well, of course. He can't take it up the butt from another dude, though he couldn't blame the other dude for trying. He also couldn't look ugly, but that goes without saying. I hate to say, but Cobra isn't perfect. There were some things he just couldn't do. But be awesome, was not one of those things. As Mongo quickly learned. As NEWera now knows. As the rest of the participants of the London Brawl, and competitors in GSW, will surely find out.
"WHO WANTS TO LICK MAH TITTAYS?"
No, Ladies and Gentlemen. You cannot picture the divine. But for a glimpse, look no further than the fat man with moves that could part the red sea. Look no further than the man all women wanted, and all men wanted to be like. Look no further than the winner of the London Brawl, the man who defeated Mongo as promised, and who will now headline NEWera's newest division. Look no further than...
FAT COBRA
Later, Co-Bros and Ho-Bras.
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