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Holding My Tongue
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Topic Started: May 27 2012, 08:57 PM (148 Views)
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May 27 2012, 08:57 PM
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The scene opens up to a shot of ass, ass , ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, and ass. Mixed with some titty titty titty titty titty rocking everywhere. Sun tanned and in bikinis with suds flying everywhere RAW has roughly a dozen scantily clad women working on cleaning his limo. He watches them with a huge grin in his lawn chair while in a chair next to him J-Woww is applying toe nail polish.
Do you actually care if the limo gets clean?
RAW turns toward his girlfriend and answers her as politely as always.
Bout as much as I care about yo opinion.
J-Woww giggles as RAW turns back to watching all the beautiful young women who are bumping and rubbing and grinding against his limousine. He snaps his finger as a butler walks over and hands RAW a pair of Dolce & Gabanna DG2027B Sun Glasses, worth almost $400,000. RAW puts on his sunglasses and claps his hands twice. This signals another butler to walk forward with a 750 mL bottle of Bling H20, which costs about $37. Did I mention that it was a bottle of water from Tennessee? RAW opens it up and takes a swig of water as J-Woww speaks up again.
So, you lookin forward to your match with Doc?
RAW puts the lid back on the bottle and hands it back to the butler before looking over to J-Woww and very politely spitting the expensive water in her face. The look on her face is priceless as she slowly turns to RAW who is grinning ear to ear.
You're so dead!
RAW suddenly leaps up and runs off as J-Woww chases him. Meanwhile the scantily clad whores drop their sponges and run to see what the couple is doing. J-Woww chases RAW around the house and into his outdoor swimming pool where she starts wrestling him under water. The whores see this and they all start squealing with joy as they dive into the pool as well. Meanwhile, J-Woww finally pins RAW against the edge of the pool as the two of them start making out. However, the moment is ruined as an assistant walks out to the pool and signals for RAW's attention.
Mr. Altzer, there's a camera crew from NEW Era Wrestling here for you.
RAW stares hole through the assistant as she looks down in embarrassment.
I'm sorry Mr. Altzer I'll make them leave,
No bitch, you already interrupted my fun I might as well go now since you think this interview is so much more important than my fun.
The assistant stares nervously at the ground, almost suffocating in her expensive suit as RAW Randy Altzer gets out of the pool and walks up to her menacingly.
Would you like to apologize to all these women and my girlfriend for taking me away from them?
The assistant tries to mumble something and RAW instantly gets in her face.
SPEAK UP BITCH!!!
The trembling assistant screams in fear.
I'm so sorry girls, and Ms. J-Woww for taking RAW away from you.
The poor girl is nearly in tears as RAW put a hand on her back and speaks in a calming voice.
It's okay though.
The young woman looks up at the smiling RAW.
You can just take my place.
A flash of confusion crosses over her face before RAW hurls her into the pool. As she swims up in her now soaking wet suit, ruined make-up, and with her now ruined iPhone in her pocket all the other girls begin splashing at her playfully. Thankful to be free of RAW's anger she plays along as J-Woww joins RAW and heads back into the mansion with the World Champion.
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RAW Randy Altzer versus Doc Holiday for my World Heavyweight Championship.
RAW Randy Altzer appears on video now wearing a polo red shirt, some black shorts, and his sunglasses. He paces a bit in front of the camera looking down at the floor and finally starts mumbling to himself.
Me versus Doc...
RAW stops and taps his foot against the floor before grinning. He then suppresses the grin as he looks back at the camera and begins speaking in a jovial tone.
As I've already told you all, I'm ecstatic. Doc really deserves this and I can't wait to face him in the greatest match in the history of this company. No seriously, thank God I finally get a worthy opponent to retain my title against.
RAW flashes a smile before letting it fade into a frown. His jovial voice then becomes much more serious.
However, what I don't appreciate is Jihad.
RAW removes his sunglasses and hangs them in the collar of his shirt before staring into the lens.
You think you're clever don't you Jihad?
RAW shakes his head in disgust before squinting at the lens.
You think you can make Diamonds in the Club implode?
RAW motions around him as he takes a step back.
You think you can take away the kingdom that I've built for myself?
RAW suddenly puts his face right up in the camera and screams into it.
I AM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, YOU THINK YOU CAN BREAK ME DOWN?
RAW steps back and suddenly chuckles.
Nigga, you just a sand nigga who recently showed that Spencer fuckin Riggs could make you his bitch.
RAW grabs his sunglasses and slides them back onto his face as he grins from ear to ear.
To think, when you came in I actually let you off the hook and kept Diamonds in the Club off your back, and you can't even defend yourself against Spencer Riggs,
RAW spits on the floor before lifting up the bottom of his shirt to reveal the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist.
Jihad, if you can't defend yourself against Spencer Riggs, then you sure as shit would get yo ass kicked by RAW Randy Altzer.
RAW removes the belt and drapes it over his shoulder as he begins to pace back and forth, constantly looking away from the camera.
RAW Randy Altzer is, after all, the greatest of all time.
RAW puts a bit more swag in his step as he paces, a bit more bravado in his voice as he speaks, and he puts that extra stank on it every time he says his own name.
RAW Randy Altzer can kick your ass Jihad. RAW Randy Altzer can kick Spencer Riggs ass. RAW Randy Altzer can kick Jimmy Helmsley's ass, Outkast's ass, and you better believe no matter how much RAW Randy Altzer respects him, that RAW Randy Altzer can and will kick Doc Holiday's ass. However, RAW Randy Altzer will still call him RAW Randy Altzer's best friend afterward and Diamonds in the Club will still be flawless just to spite you, Jihad.
RAW stops pacing as he finally looks back in front of the camera and starts to use his hands to emphasize his words.
Now RAW Randy Altzer could tell the world that you ain't shit Jihad...
RAW then looks at the ceiling and bellows the next few words.
And every word would be true, and weigh sixteen pounds of pure championship gold!
RAW then looks back down to the camera as his voice returns to normal.
However, RAW Randy Altzer won't do that. See because RAW Randy Altzer knows that you Jihad will never be able to stand up to RAW yourself and that once you realize that these stupid attempts to break up Diamonds in the Club are futile that you will surrender to RAW Randy Altzer and claim RAW Randy Altzer as your God.
For too long I have held my tongue but no more. Jihad once you realize that RAW Randy Altzer is superior to you in every way, once you realize that you are powerless in front of RAW Randy Altzer, and once you finally surrender control of NEW Era Wrestling to RAW Randy Altzer, you will get to see the precious ratings of this company go up.
Because, RAW is power. RAW is glory. RAW is magnificent. RAW Randy Altzer is the way and the truth and the light!
RAW turns toward his World Heavyweight Championship and speaks softly.
And no one can take my bible away from me...
RAW kisses the World Title as the scene fade to black.
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