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Nathan Turnbull is HILARIOUS!
Topic Started: May 23 2012, 08:59 PM (452 Views)
Travis Blaine
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Oh man you guys should have been there! Turnbull is a regular Rodney Dangerfield!


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So, is you up for some John Edwards shit?

Marc/k
no

Andre Unknown
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Oh, I'm not going to talk to your fuckin grandparents or be a psychic who's faker than the average Playboy model's tits.

Andre Unknown
Not that I mind fake tits.

Marc/k
lol
what about john edwards

Andre Unknown
Crossing over?

Marc/k
Andre Unknown
So, is you up for some John Edwards shit?

Andre Unknown
As in crossing over.

Marc/k
i know

Andre Unknown
That would be a joke. This is where you laugh and tell me that I'm God, Christ, Buddha, or something similar.

Marc/k
how is asking me if im ready for some john edwards shit a joke?

Andre Unknown
It's a John Edwards joke that has relevance in the fact that we also do it in rps.

Marc/k
dont get it

Andre Unknown
Would you like to get Kast and Nathan to meet?
There, I simplified it.

Marc/k
how the fuck did that relate in any sense? lolol

Andre Unknown
Because Kast is "crossing over" into my rp...aw, fuck it, this is stupid.

Marc/k
yeah i agree
it made zero sense

Andre Unknown
Of course it made sense. It made too much sense.

Marc/k
man... you shouldnt ever do stand up

Andre Unknown
Not my fault you don't get my humour.

Andre Unknown
I'm great. I can't help that I'm great, I'm just great. Even greater than Double J.

Marc/k
this should be your gimmick
an unfunny comedian. have turnbull tell terrible jokes backstage

Andre Unknown
Oh, ha ha, bossman.
He'd still be more entertaining than Bobby Eugene Walker.

Marc/k
i doubt that a lot
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nathan turnbull obviously isn't funny... but you know what? I see COMEDIC GENIUS in these replies. Marc... you should really go down to the Improv and see if you can get some stage time. You're hilarious my man...
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Someone get this guy some chapstick and save the left cheek for g hut
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only a handful of n00bs I like...Tucker, Ace, and XXX to name a few of the select few
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Turnbull's an elitist you'll never convince him that his opinion is wrong.
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Please don't talk about me like that Doc. I don't want to have to give you the 'we can only be friends' speech on the OOC board.
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May 24 2012, 02:45 AM
Please don't talk about me like that Doc. I don't want to have to give you the 'we can only be friends' speech on the OOC board.
You're not gonna give me that speech are you? I mean I feel like you and I have something special here.
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WORDS HURT!
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Ace is a whore he will put out even as friends
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I want to state that Turnbull's not really an elitist and that I was just joking.
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Which begs the question...
Is it racist if I say a black person's favorite drink is Watermelon Four Loko?
[Cameron Worley (cworl29696)]
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[Cameron Worley (cworl29696)]
is it racist if i think every black man smokes menthol cigarettes
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Probably. But you're from the South, so I think that's progressive for down there.
[Cameron Worley (cworl29696)]
mite as well call cigarettes with menthol in them niggerettes
just now
[Cameron Worley (cworl29696)]
hey man go to the sto' and by me a pack of nigs
[Andre Unknown (DarrentoAndre)]
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lol
[Cameron Worley (cworl29696)]
hey man u got a nig i can bum off u?
[Andre Unknown (DarrentoAndre)]
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Aw, goddamnit, I'm outta nigs!
[Cameron Worley (cworl29696)]
lmao
i need at least 3 nigs to get me through the day
just now
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I need a pack a day, nigga!


See, Nathan can be funny. And I'm a racist asshole. Someone should make Rollz talk to me.
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Smurfbate
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Doc I love you and I want you to have my baby. We can name him Trent
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Can we name him "Cams apples" instead?
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*blinks* Wow, just wow, this is quite entertaining.
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I can't help it, greatness comes naturally to me. #IBleedSwagger
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