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Topic Started: Apr 9 2012, 03:15 AM (8,666 Views)
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Doc.Holiday
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May 11 2012, 08:18 AM
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Yes, cuz all the bitches love me
What was the real number of women Wilt Chamberlain slept with?
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Brandi Storm
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May 11 2012, 01:04 PM
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Boodiful Boodi - NEW's #1 MILF
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What was the longest promo you've ever written, bonus points if you name the character and explain why it was that long.
Oh. And I have pumpkin muffins that I made. Which I can be enticed to share.
Oh and Doc, I don't think they make a number that goes that high.
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Ace
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May 11 2012, 01:21 PM
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Captain Huge Dick Longjohns
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Chad Evans, roughly 4,000 words for the year end special royal rumble event in SCW. I was against like twenty some people and I had two days with shit to do so it got done. I won. David Miller's two rps combined at 15,000 were still longer than my combined 12,000. I ended up doing another 4,000 word promo with the same character in SCW against Christy Matthews. Still wasn't as long as her/his rps combined, 15,000 against her/his 28,000. I lost. Wanted to strangle a puppy. Screw writing long role plays.
I have drinks I am willing to share. They may make you feel funny and lose track of about four hours of your life, but they're fucking delicious. Scout's honor.
Longest CD in an rp and why?
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May 11 2012, 01:31 PM
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The longest CD rp I've ever written was about 12,000 words. It was actually part of my match against someone and I was developing an angle where Triple X was losing his mind, and basically started to do all of the strange things you'd expect someone who was criminally insane to do. This particular rp had Triple X seeing his opponent for said match everywhere he turned, up and till the point where he attacked the man in question, blinded by his insanity not knowing that it was actually his wife that he was beating with in an inch of her life.
It was later revealed that it was all a ploy to get inside the head of his opponent, using the insanity angle to gain an edge in the match. Probably some of my best work ever that lead to me becoming the New Edge Wrestling Champion.
Coke or Pepsi?
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Ace
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May 11 2012, 01:36 PM
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Captain Huge Dick Longjohns
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Cocaine wins every time, fuck soda.
Best live concert you've attended?
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Brandi Storm
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May 11 2012, 04:50 PM
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Skid Row opening for Guns and Roses. That actually went off without a hitch they were all in great moods and were on time, and played late.
First Date no-no's?
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May 11 2012, 04:53 PM
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- Brandi Storm
- May 11 2012, 04:50 PM
Skid Row opening for Guns and Roses. That actually went off without a hitch they were all in great moods and were on time, and played late.
First Date no-no's?
"You want €20? For what? Hell no!"
Your favorite song of the moment?
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May 11 2012, 05:25 PM
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Theraflu by kanye. High for this by the weeknd, seepage by tech n9ne, and u make a ninja wanna fuck by die antwoord.
Worst date story?
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Brandi Storm
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May 11 2012, 05:58 PM
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Worst date story:
Met this guy at the mall, where he worked for a lunch date, he was the brother of a 'friend':
Him: Hey let me know if you see any cops, I gotta bench warrant. Me: Do what? Uh... hang on a sec, I forgot something.
*Goes to a payphone, calls friend and chews her out*
lol I'm actually curious about other bad date stories
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May 11 2012, 06:24 PM
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Met a girl at the mall while I was working there. Seemed hella cool so things progressed as they do.
Being a guy, she invited me back to her place the first night, so I was like...dope. Well we get there and she says she has to go do something and walks me to this parking lot where I wait for her. She gets in this car, is gone about 20 minutes and then comes back and says, I need a little more time, go hang with my brothers at the apartment.
So i roll in and her brothers look like clan members just waiting for a lynching. Awkward silence approaches until they turn on smackdown and then I bond with the rednecks. She finally comes back and has me watch her take a shower, and my mind starts clicking on to what exactly was going on in that car. However, hot naked girl takes trump over worrying about her being a prostitute. So yeah, the deed gets done, it was awesome, but in the morning I feel like SHIT.
Turns out she was a crazy psycho stripper whore....who put her life insurance in my name after a day. Called my work saying it was my future wife calling, and then I'm pretty sure she gave me the clap....
So yeah, top that. Same question, worst date.
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Smurfbate
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May 11 2012, 06:28 PM
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- Xavier Xannon Xanders
- May 11 2012, 06:24 PM
Met a girl at the mall while I was working there. Seemed hella cool so things progressed as they do.
Being a guy, she invited me back to her place the first night, so I was like...dope. Well we get there and she says she has to go do something and walks me to this parking lot where I wait for her. She gets in this car, is gone about 20 minutes and then comes back and says, I need a little more time, go hang with my brothers at the apartment.
So i roll in and her brothers look like clan members just waiting for a lynching. Awkward silence approaches until they turn on smackdown and then I bond with the rednecks. She finally comes back and has me watch her take a shower, and my mind starts clicking on to what exactly was going on in that car. However, hot naked girl takes trump over worrying about her being a prostitute. So yeah, the deed gets done, it was awesome, but in the morning I feel like SHIT.
Turns out she was a crazy psycho stripper whore....who put her life insurance in my name after a day. Called my work saying it was my future wife calling, and then I'm pretty sure she gave me the clap....
So yeah, top that. Same question, worst date. Cool story bro,
I had a cat once.
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May 11 2012, 06:42 PM
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- tucker
- May 11 2012, 06:28 PM
[Cool story bro,
I had a cat once.
Was... was this supposed to be funny?
I'll take the worst date question. I've not go anything too bad, but this goes back to when I was like 16; so, two years LOL
I'd a girlfriend from my first year of secondary school (high school) up until I started college last summer. She was just under a year older than me, when she turned 17 I had just turned 16. She wanted to go to a club, I'd a fake ID that had never been turned away from anywhere up to this point, about a month after her 17th birthday I brought her out to the cinema, got her food, bought her a present and then we went to a friends and started drinking. By the time we got to the club we were pretty drunk, the six or so that was in my group all got in, guess who didn't? Moi.
Turned out the bouncer me from when I was younger as he is a friend of my older brother. So everything was going perfectly in the day, I'd still more than enough money, everybody got in including my girlfriend expect me. So I waited down the street for two hours until the nightclub closed. She was polluted drunk, puked all over the ground, on my t-shirt and when I got her back to our friends house we were staying in she was passed out.
This is a fun question. Worst date? Again.
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May 11 2012, 07:12 PM
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- tucker
- May 11 2012, 06:28 PM
- Xavier Xannon Xanders
- May 11 2012, 06:24 PM
Met a girl at the mall while I was working there. Seemed hella cool so things progressed as they do.
Being a guy, she invited me back to her place the first night, so I was like...dope. Well we get there and she says she has to go do something and walks me to this parking lot where I wait for her. She gets in this car, is gone about 20 minutes and then comes back and says, I need a little more time, go hang with my brothers at the apartment.
So i roll in and her brothers look like clan members just waiting for a lynching. Awkward silence approaches until they turn on smackdown and then I bond with the rednecks. She finally comes back and has me watch her take a shower, and my mind starts clicking on to what exactly was going on in that car. However, hot naked girl takes trump over worrying about her being a prostitute. So yeah, the deed gets done, it was awesome, but in the morning I feel like SHIT.
Turns out she was a crazy psycho stripper whore....who put her life insurance in my name after a day. Called my work saying it was my future wife calling, and then I'm pretty sure she gave me the clap....
So yeah, top that. Same question, worst date.
Cool story bro, I had a cat once. Awww, are you still butt hurt over the little comment on your volleyball story?
Cute.
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May 11 2012, 07:56 PM
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So ive got a few.
Last week this girl ive been seeing takes me out to dinner, takes me back to her place to spend some quality time. I cut out at about 11 after she showers because she has to work at like 6am and im not getting up for that. So as "punishment" she has some dude stay the night with her. The dude she had been telling me was stalking her and she was going to file a restraining order on. When she told me the next day she was like "i didnt have sex with him. I just couldnt be alone i needed a friend. Besides he is crazy i couldnt stop him from coming over anyway and my front door wont lock right eitger""
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Smurfbate
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May 11 2012, 08:03 PM
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- Xavier Xannon Xanders
- May 11 2012, 07:12 PM
- tucker
- May 11 2012, 06:28 PM
- Xavier Xannon Xanders
- May 11 2012, 06:24 PM
Met a girl at the mall while I was working there. Seemed hella cool so things progressed as they do.
Being a guy, she invited me back to her place the first night, so I was like...dope. Well we get there and she says she has to go do something and walks me to this parking lot where I wait for her. She gets in this car, is gone about 20 minutes and then comes back and says, I need a little more time, go hang with my brothers at the apartment.
So i roll in and her brothers look like clan members just waiting for a lynching. Awkward silence approaches until they turn on smackdown and then I bond with the rednecks. She finally comes back and has me watch her take a shower, and my mind starts clicking on to what exactly was going on in that car. However, hot naked girl takes trump over worrying about her being a prostitute. So yeah, the deed gets done, it was awesome, but in the morning I feel like SHIT.
Turns out she was a crazy psycho stripper whore....who put her life insurance in my name after a day. Called my work saying it was my future wife calling, and then I'm pretty sure she gave me the clap....
So yeah, top that. Same question, worst date.
Cool story bro, I had a cat once.
Awww, are you still butt hurt over the little comment on your volleyball story? Cute. aww that is indeed cute to think you have an effect on me what so ever. I guess you indeed are that full of yourself. Too bad you suck at everything you do to actually warrant a comment worth taking seriously, you cutie pie you.
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