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Topic Started: Apr 9 2012, 03:15 AM (8,677 Views)
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TGD
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Apr 30 2012, 04:06 AM
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Marc's balls.
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you... You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
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Apr 30 2012, 04:10 AM
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I had a sexual experience with a tourtoise when I was younger and touching it would bring back some deep seeded childhood memories of these experiences. It's all very dramatic stuff.
You're planning your wedding and can only choose from two acts, Vanilla Ice and Paris Hilton, who do you pick?
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Apr 30 2012, 04:25 AM
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Paris Hilton, I'd rather deal with her drunk.
Red velvet cake or cheesecake?
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Apr 30 2012, 04:28 AM
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Cheesecake. Never been a big fan of red velvet...
Who really discovered America?
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RAW
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Apr 30 2012, 04:58 AM
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Vince McMahon.
Why am I masturbating?
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TGD
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Apr 30 2012, 05:42 AM
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Because you saw my photos on facebook.
Has no one here seen Blade Runner?
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RAW
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Apr 30 2012, 05:53 AM
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I haven't.
Who here has been fortunate enough to touch muh balls?
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Apr 30 2012, 11:39 PM
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I touched em with a hedge clipper, so I suppose I'm fortunate....
Do you ever wish Robin Williams would choke on his chest hair and die?
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Apr 30 2012, 11:52 PM
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He's a nice man, so NO!
Has anyone ever been tempted to pour acid on Raw's balls?
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Apr 30 2012, 11:54 PM
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Since the very minute I walked into this joint....
Who let the dogs out?
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May 1 2012, 12:00 AM
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Snoop D-O-Double-G!
What is the last thing you ate?
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TGD
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May 1 2012, 01:40 AM
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Cam's Vagina.
Are you seeing the Avengers midnight showing?
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May 1 2012, 02:07 AM
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Yeah... Duh.
If you could have any animal head stuffed and mounted on your wall, what would you get?
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Ace
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May 1 2012, 02:23 AM
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Romeo Stylez.
If you were trapped in a playstation video game, which one would it be?
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May 1 2012, 02:23 AM
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A bull.
McDonalds or Burger King?
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