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Topic Started: Apr 9 2012, 03:15 AM (8,677 Views)
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Marc's balls.

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you... You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
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I had a sexual experience with a tourtoise when I was younger and touching it would bring back some deep seeded childhood memories of these experiences. It's all very dramatic stuff.

You're planning your wedding and can only choose from two acts, Vanilla Ice and Paris Hilton, who do you pick?
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Paris Hilton, I'd rather deal with her drunk.

Red velvet cake or cheesecake?
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Cheesecake. Never been a big fan of red velvet...

Who really discovered America?
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Vince McMahon.

Why am I masturbating?
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Because you saw my photos on facebook.

Has no one here seen Blade Runner?
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I haven't.

Who here has been fortunate enough to touch muh balls?
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I touched em with a hedge clipper, so I suppose I'm fortunate....

Do you ever wish Robin Williams would choke on his chest hair and die?
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He's a nice man, so NO!

Has anyone ever been tempted to pour acid on Raw's balls?
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Since the very minute I walked into this joint....

Who let the dogs out?
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Snoop D-O-Double-G!

What is the last thing you ate?
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Cam's Vagina.

Are you seeing the Avengers midnight showing?
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Yeah... Duh.

If you could have any animal head stuffed and mounted on your wall, what would you get?
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Romeo Stylez.

If you were trapped in a playstation video game, which one would it be?
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A bull.

McDonalds or Burger King?
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I BELIEVE IN ZOE MCDRAVEN
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