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Careless Whisper
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Topic Started: Jan 21 2012, 10:39 AM (235 Views)
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Jan 21 2012, 10:39 AM
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NIKKI BLAINE: I'm never gonna dance again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool I should have known better than to cheat a friend And waste a chance that i've been given So i'm never gonna dance again The way i danced with you
Nikki Blaine sang as she stood on the desk of NEW owner, Travis Blaine. She had her iPod stuffed in the pocket of her jeans and her Skull Candy headphones plugged into her ears as she sang along with the sweet, sweet voice of George Michael. Nikki had been training hard for her upcoming match on NEW TV against "RAW" Randy Altzer and she wanted to relax a bit in her uncles off while he was out. Since the last NEW TV Nikki had people asking her a lot of questions about the upcoming match but she had been avoiding them. Yeah, she kicked the dude in the nuts but it was clear to her she had it coming. Of course the person who had been calling her the most was her mother who was not happy with her actions at all. That was all out of her mind though as she danced on the desk singing along to WHAM!
Of course whenever you are singing in an awkward way in a strange place somebody has to walk in. That was how the world worked and that was how it worked for Nikki as she sang along to the song in her slightly off tune voice. She had on a pair of tight jeans and a red top that showed off her stomach and arms. The door was to her back as she danced to the music slowly, enjoying her afternoon.
NIKKI BLAINE: Tonight the music seems so loud I wish that we could lose this crowd Maybe it's better this way We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say We could have been so good…
Nikki then suddenly got the feeling someone was behind her. She stopped and slowly turned around, hoping her instincts were wrong but sadly instead she had been 100% right. Standing behind her was her Uncle Travis and some dude in an expensive looking suit. She noticed Travis mouthing something at her but all she could hear was the sweet, sweet sound of saxophone. Nikki grabbed the cord to her headphones and yanked them out, her cheeks a bit flush from embarrassment.
NIKKI BLAINE: What were you saying? I'm listening to some dope music.
TRAVIS BLAINE: Why are you on my desk? I told you I had a meeting today…
NIKKI BLAINE: I thought you meant the meeting was somewhere else though. Weren't you meeting with some dude from Trojan about sponsoring the show or something? Is that him? Is this the condom dude?
Travis looked down at the ground for a second, rubbing his hand on his head. He slowly looked up as Nikki still stood on his desk looking down at him and the other man.
TRAVIS BLAINE: This is the man I am meeting with… And yes, he does work for Trojan. Now can you get down from there so I can get this meeting going.
TROJAN EXEC: Can we use her in our commercials? I think she would be perfect and she certainly makes you think about sex when you look at her.
TRAVIS BLAINE: You want to use Nikki in a condom commercial? You know she is my niece, right?
NIKKI BLAINE: That'd be neat! Do I get to ride a horse or sing "Little Red Corvette" by Prince?
TRAVIS BLAINE: Nope. Not going to happen. Nikki, I already have your mom calling me up trying to get me to get you to call her. She wasn't happy that you kicked Randy in the balls.
NIKKI BLAINE: Why not? He was a jerkface and he deserved it. Did you see the things he said about my mom? I should of kicked him a second time to make sure I hit both nuts. Maybe she is mad that I wasn't thorough enough with my nut kicking. You know we didn't train much on low blows…
TRAVIS BLAINE: That's because they are illegal. Anyways can you please get off my desk and go call your mom. If I have to hear another voicemail from that woman I'll rip my hair out.
NIKKI BLAINE: Uh… You know your bald, right? I mean you are so bald you could be the captain of the Enterprise or even be the leader of the X-Men.
TRAVIS BLAINE: I don't look like Patrick Stewart!
TROJAN EXEC: You want to reschedule this meeting?
TRAVIS BLAINE: No. I'm sorry, we can do it now. My niece was just leaving.
NIKKI BLAINE: Yeah… I'm out like a gladiator.
Nikki jumped off the desk to the floor and grinned at Travis who just shook his head. Nikki liked to try to push his buttons and drive him crazy and she was pretty sure he enjoyed it too. Somebody had to keep him on his toes and it might as well be here. Nikki pulled out her iPod and paused her song as she headed out of the room, waving good-bye before closing the door behind her. Nikki looked around for a second then shrugged, reaching into her pocket to finally call her mom. Right away she knew she was in trouble though when it said she missed two calls from her already. She headed down the hallway, finding a table to jump up and sit on as the phone rang.
ABBY BLAINE: Nikole Yvette Blaine! Why haven't you called me back until now?
NIKKI BLAINE: I've been busy, mom and my trainer doesn't let me have my phone while we are working. I just got out of a crazy work-out so I called you as soon as I could.
ABBY BLAINE: You've been training for a week?
NIKKI BLAINE: No… But whenever I think to call you back it is always so late. Anyways I got you now which is all that matters, right?
ABBY BLAINE: I guess so. Now explain to me what was going through your mind when you kicked that man in his… Well his junk. I told you that if you were going to wrestle that you couldn't be a thug or a cheater like everyone else. I raised you better then that.
NIKKI BLAINE: But mom this is the guy who said all those gross things about me and you. He keeps claiming he had sex with me over and over and over and over and over and over and over…
ABBY BLAINE: That's enough. I get what you are saying but just because someone says bad things about you doesn't mean it is okay for you to kick them in their privates. You need to apologize to him.
NIKKI BLAINE: Apologize?! You gotta be joking. You know Batman doesn't apologize when he breaks a dudes knee? Why should I when I just bruised a mans balls?
ABBY BLAINE: You aren't Batman, Nikki… It is strange how many times I've had to tell you that in your life. Let me explain this to you in a different way though. You kicked this man in his privates, doing something wrong and mean because he said bad things about us. Now that man is going to face you in the ring, correct?
NIKKI BLAINE: Yeah. We are going to have an epic battle on NEW TV this week!
ABBY BLAINE: But now this guy thinks that it is acceptable to do things that are outside the rule book against you. You already established that it was fine when you kicked him so he'll feel no remorse doing something wrong to you back. He is not the kind of guy that will turn the other cheek, Nikki.
NIKKI BLAINE: Yeah, he is the kind of guys who needs to be kicked in both cheeks… I mean ass cheeks if you didn't catch that.
ABBY BLAINE: I figured you meant that. Now if you apologize to him, Nikki, then he will maybe realize it wasn't personal and he'll be ready to have a good, clean fight with you on television. Makes sense?
NIKKI BLAINE: In a weird way it does but things don't work like that around here. This guy is a goon, mom. He hangs out with guys who are smarter and more stylish then him and they tell him what to do… Well they are kind of dumb to. They made a group called Diamonds in the Club… That is so lame, right? Anyways I was saying that he doesn't care what I did to him, he is going to cheat, lie and do whatever he can to win because he is a bad person. He is a villain mom, a scoundrel, a hooligan, a heel, a vagabond, a miscreant, a wretch, a caitiff, a creep, a…
ABBY BLAINE: Stop listing things, Nikki. I'm glad you have a good vocabulary but maybe if you are nice to this man he will learn a valuable lesson and he will be able to grow as a person.
NIKKI BLAINE: Didn't you hear me? He can't change because he is the bad guy… I'm the good guy. Well I guess sometimes a bad guy does become the good guy like Deadpool. But he is more of an antihero then a hero but Magneto has been a good guy from time to time too and even Hawkeye was a villain.
ABBY BLAINE: Then maybe this guy is like Hawkeye.
NIKKI BLAINE: RAW is like Hawkeye… I never thought about it that way.
ABBY BLAINE: So you will apologize to him?
Nikki paused for a second, she really didn't want to apologize to Randy for kicking him in the nuts but she also knew her mom wouldn't let her hang-up unless she agreed to do it.
NIKKI BLAINE: You just want me to say sorry to him?
ABBY BLAINE: Yes.
NIKKI BLAINE: Alright… When I record my promo later today I shall apologize to him.
ABBY BLAINE: Promise?
NIKKI BLAINE: Cross my heart and hope for pie.
ABBY BLAINE: Good. I'm proud of you. Now be careful in this match. He appears to be a rather large fellow.
NIKKI BLAINE: A large, greased up creeper is more like it. He has a terrible fade too. He looks like a reject from a MC Hammer video. I bet he tells himself that he is too legit to quit in the mirror before every match.
ABBY BLAINE: I don't know where this stuff comes from, Nikki… Anyways I'm cooking dinner and I don't want it to burn. Be careful though and do your best to beat the man fair and square.
NIKKI BLAINE: Will do, mom. Tell dad I love him.
ABBY BLAINE: Alright. Love you, darling.
NIKKI BLAINE: Loves.
Nikki then hung up the phone and looked around at the world around her. She leaned back to put her phone back in her pocket and she jumped off the table. Of course now that she couldn't lounge in Travis' office she was a bit confused as to what she should do. The Xbox was in there and so was here comics. She had left all her entertainment behind. But then out of the corner of her eye she caught a flash of purple. Nikki turned and noticed Romeo Stylez staring at the vending machine, with his hand on his chin. She grinned and skipped over a bit excited, she hadn't met Romeo before and she always wanted to.
NIKKI BLAINE: O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Romeo turned, completely obviously to what she was saying but he still grinned and laughed, enjoying hearing someone say his name in new and originals ways.
ROMEO STYLEZ: That is pretty awesome, bro. Did you just make that up? I wish all people looked for me in such a stylish way.
NIKKI BLAINE: I didn't make that up. Some dude back in the like 16th Century wrote that in a book.
ROMEO STYLEZ: A guy in the 16th Century wrote about me? I think you are pulling my chain, dude.
NIKKI BLAINE: I'm not. It was a guy named William Shakespeare and he wrote a whole play called Romeo and Juliet. It was about star crossed lovers from feuding families.
ROMEO STYLEZ: My family isn't feuding with anyone though… Wait, am I going to be on Family Feud? I've always wanted to be on that show. I think I would be pretty good at it.
Nikki laughed a bit, she wasn't sure if he was joking or if he was just kind of dumb. Either way she enjoyed talking to him already. He wasn't a jerk, he wasn't self-centered and he wasn't uptight like everyone else in NEW. Nikki looked over at the vending machine then back at Romeo.
NIKKI BLAINE: I think you would be great at Family Feud. What do you think the Number One answer is?
ROMEO STYLEZ: Oh… That is tough. Cheese? Everyone loves cheese.
NIKKI BLAINE: Cheese is always my top answer. Anyways… It is rude of me to not introduce myself. I'm Nikki Blaine but you might of already known that.
ROMEO STYLEZ: I'm Romeo Stylez. I saw you kick RAW in the nads the other day, that was wicked.
NIKKI BLAINE: Thanks! It was pretty satisfying. You know I'm a pretty big fan of yours.
ROMEO STYLEZ: For reals?
NIKKI BLAINE: Yeah, you are actually having fun. Most people around here seem to be taking things a bit too seriously. Don't they realize we are wrestlers? We have like the coolest job ever. Why would you want to be a jerk all day when you are getting to jump around in a ring and do sweet ninja kicks on people. You got the right attitude therefore I'm a Romeo Stylez fan.
ROMEO STYLEZ: Excellent!
Romeo played a weird air guitar for a second kind of like he was in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure but Nikki wasn't sure if he was making that reference with his actions or if he was just doing it for the hell of it.
ROMEO STYLEZ: You seem like a pretty cool chick, bro. Now I have to make a big decision here so I may be silent for the next twenty minutes.
NIKKI BLAINE: What is the decision?
ROMEO STYLEZ: I only got three quarters but I want a Whatchamacallit and some Funyuns but they both cost seventy-five cents. I'm having a serious issue here, bro.
NIKKI BLAINE: Oh… That is a problem.
Nikki looked at the vending machine for a second as Romeo turned back at it, pointing at the Funyuns for a second then his finger slowly moved down to the Whatchamacallit before he shook his head and pointed back at the Funyuns. While he was doing this though Nikki reached into the pocket of her jeans and pulled out her change. After searching through it a bit she tapped Romeo on the shoulder.
NIKKI BLAINE: I got three more quarters for you. Then you can get both!
ROMEO STYLEZ: For serious? You are willing to give me your quarters?
NIKKI BLAINE: Yeah, it isn't much. No biggie.
ROMEO STYLEZ: I can't take that. What if you need a snack later then you would be out of luck. Let me give you something in return.
NIKKI BLAINE: Don't worry about it. I'm fine.
ROMEO STYLEZ: No, what do you want?
NIKKI BLAINE: Uh… Your headband? I was going to buy one at the merch booth anyways so getting a free one would be pretty nifty.
ROMEO STYLEZ: My headband? I can hook you up with that, broette. That is like a chick bro if you were wondering.
Romeo pulled of his headband and handed it to Nikki before taking the quarters from her. He then put them in the machine, a big smile on his face as he looked at the choices of snacks.
ROMEO STYLEZ: Oh snap. They got Big Red too! What if I get bad breath later… Maybe I should get that instead of the Funyuns or should I get those instead of the Whatchamacallit…
NIKKI BLAINE: Well good luck with that, Romeo. It was a pleasure to meet you.
ROMEO STYLEZ: The pleasure was all mine… You think you could get me that book about me?
NIKKI BLAINE: I'll find you a copy and drop it by your locker room. Enjoy your snacks! I gotta go run and get ready for my promo. I think I gotta get all made up for it.
ROMEO STYLEZ: Nice. I'll catch you later, Nikki.
Romeo gave her a head nod before he turned his attention back to the vending machine. Nikki laughed a bit as she headed past him, amused by his snack troubles. It was nice to meet someone who was easy to talk to besides Travis in NEW. The only other person she had met she kind of got along with was Misty. She needed some friends or she was going to get bored hanging around backstage. Nikki put her headphones back in and started to skip her way to her locker room, starting to sing once more as she went.
NIKKI BLAINE: Well I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body I know not everybody Has got a body like you
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Later in the day Nikki was standing in front of a NEW TV backdrop wearing a sequined black halter top, jeans and a silver Hello Kitty necklace. She had her hand on her hip and her head turned in a sassy fashion. In front of her was a NEW producer and a camera man, ready to capture her promo about her upcoming match with "RAW" Randy Altzer. Nikki of course spent zero time preparing for the promo and was totally unprepared for when the camera turned on but she was more then happy to win it. She then saw the light on the camera turn on and the producer make some odd motion towards her that they were filming. She grinned, feeling the rush of the moment take over as she began to speak.
NIKKI BLAINE: You know what raw means? It means uncooked. Like raw eggs or raw fish. Usually eating something raw would make you sick. You could throw up all night because something was raw. It also means something is in it's natural state or hasn't been processed yet. Like raw sugar or raw sewage. You can also use it to mean someone is unexperienced or it could be like an open wound or it could mean something cruel like raw punishment… Really it is a pretty strange word with many meanings but for some reason this guy named Randy things he should be called "RAW" in all capital letters. He thinks that this nickname will strike fear in the hearts of his opponents and it will make him stand out as a star amongst everyone else in NEW. My question though is… Why? It is a lame name, Randy. Are you uncooked? You planning on giving everyone food poisoning? Actually when you talk you do make me want to puke… Maybe you are on to something.
You are a vile, disgusting man, Randy and that coming from me says a lot. I am a happy-go-lucky kind of girl. I enjoy video games, music and movies. I'm simple and I usually don't dislike people. I try to see the best in everyone but I don't see anything good when I look at you. It makes me sad. I feel bad for you, Randy. I pity you. You seem sad, lonely and honestly as mean as it sounds, pathetic. All your attempts to try to get girls attentions and use them obviously comes from some deep down childhood issues you had growing up. Your bravado is all an act and anyone with half a brain can see that. You use women and act like you are some great sex god but really you just want to be love but you are afraid of being hurt.
Even though I do pity you, Randy, I still find it hard to like you. Even though you seem like you have some serious emotional problems I can't get over the fact that you are a creep. Like the kind of guy who would sit outside Toys R Us looking for a date kind of creep. I want to like you but you made stuff up about me and said I had sex with you? Why would you do that? You know my mom watches this stuff? Maybe I took things a bit far by kicking you in the nuts but I think every woman who you've ever spoken to or about wanted to thank me for it. I didn't do it just for me or for my mom but I did it for all the women in the world because we gotta stand up to jerkwads like you.
I could make some pop culture references about you right now. I could joke around about how you have awful hair, a stupid goatee and your body is shinier then anyone's ever should be but I'm not going to. I'm not going to point out that your groups name is ridiculous and that you look like some dude who would end up losing on a VH1 dating show. Nope, not going to happen and I'm sorry about that Randy.
I'm sorry that I'm not going to let you win either. I'm sorry I'm going to make you look bad in front of your Diamonds in the Club friends. I'm sorry that you will never have sex with me. I'm sorry that you'll probably jizz in your pants when you touch me during this match. I'm sorry that you spend so much time grooming your hair but you still look stupid. I'm sorry that your nipples are so small. I'm sorry that you are the chump in your stable. I'm sorry that someone who weights less then half of you is going to beat your ass from turnbuckle to turnbuckle. I'm sorry you are a creep who will end up on a sex offenders list in the near future. I'm sorry you suck, Randy but what I'm not sorry for… Is the ass kicking I'm going to give you come NEW TV.
Like I said it is about time some girl beat the living shit out of you and maybe you'll learn to be nice, be humble and be a normal human being instead of a walking pig. I'll see you in the ring… You might want to wear a cup this time.
Nikki winked into the camera before flashing a peace sign at it. She then turned, kicking her foot off and walking off camera with a giggle. She headed off down the hallway a bit before stopping and turning. The producer gave her a thumbs up and she nodded her head. The promo went well but now she had to put up or shut up. It was time for her biggest challenge yet and there was no way she was going to let Randy Altzer beat her.
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