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WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?!; NOBODY!!!
Topic Started: Jan 15 2012, 05:09 AM (333 Views)
Outkast
NEWera Rookie
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The scene opens up to Outkast's home looking over the greater San Francisco, Bay Area. The streets are loud with beeping of car horns and cheering. The term “NINERS!” can be heard on every street corner. Red and Gold jerseys and clothing flood the bars and pubs. Outkast stands on his front porch, arms in the air triumphantly as if he just won the World title for a second time.

Outkast
“WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?! NOBODY!!!”

He looks down at his Alex Smith number eleven 49er jersey and smiles.

Outkast
“This piece of shit was finally worth wearing.

Behind him watching with her arms crossed is Delilah Doom still nursing her head from the attack at the hands of Psychosis last week on NEW Generation.

Delilah
“Nice to see you so happy while I have nothing but nagging migraines. You're constant incoherent screaming isn't helping either.”

He made his way back into the house kissing his sister on the forehead followed by a huge hug.

Outkast
“Fuck Psychosis right now. We finally have something to be happy about. Ten years Delilah... the ten year playoff drought is over and we're going to the NFC Championship! WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US!? NOBODY!!!”

Delilah cringes away covering her ears in fright or confusion. Choose.

Delilah
“Okay, I get it. Your football team won. Fantastic. You don't see Kise jumping up for joy while I'm in pain.”

Outkast
“Look, I'll handle Psychosis. I got my point across last week when I bashed his skull in. Nobody touches my baby sister and gets away with it. He wants to continue to talk shit and be Mister Hypocrite, fine by me. He'll get his soon enough if he hasn't had enough already.”

Outkast made his way back out onto the porch to yell random GO NINERS chants to passer byers who would throw their drunken arms up and nearly fall over.

Outkast
“I got to get out there Delilah... I need to be with my people tonight. THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT! GARGLEHMLENGARGH!”

Delilah
“Okay, while you're doing that maybe I can finally get some peace and quiet.”


Minutes later Outkast is joining the parade of people down Market Street heading towards the Ferry Building by the Embarcadero. Bongos and drums can be heard. As if leading an army down the block, he grins ear to ear, cheesier than Dean Jones.

Outkast
“WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?!”

Crowd
“NOBODY!!!”

With a giant leap Outkast jumps up and lands on the hood of a car and steps up onto the roof. He looks down at all the people cheering and motions for them to quiet down.

Outkast
“They said we couldn't do it but we did! They said we wouldn't make playoffs but we did! They said we would lose first round and looks what happened? They said we couldn't beat any elite teams? They laughed at us. Well look who's laughing now! The underdog is now the top dog! WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?!”

Crowd
“NOBODY!”

It's getting old.

Outkast
“AND FUCK PSYCHOSIS!”

Crowd
“YEAH! …. huh?”

Outkast
“He wants to talk about how the title doesn't matter to him anymore when just last week and every week prior that's all he would ever fucking talk about? I call bullshit!”

Crowd
“What the fuck are you talking about?”

Outkast
“He wants to touch my sister and think he's gonna get away with it? No! He will not get away with it!”

Crowd
“Wha-?”

Outkast
“And do we trust Troy Turner?”

Crowd
“Do we?”

Outkast
“Who gives a shit! Just kick the shit out of Kidd Love while I murder Psychosis's face!”

By now the crowd was dispersing in different directions not really caring about whatever the fuck Outkast was talking about. He now stood upon the car with his hands on his hips.

Outkast
“Hmm, not wrestling fans I take it.”

With a shrug he continued anyway.

Outkast
“WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US!?”

The crowd then came back in unison.

Crowd
“NOBODY!”

Outkast
“Much better.”

The scene then ends with Outkast throwing his arms up while his people surround him. The fucking end.
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