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I Gotchyo Back Boy
Topic Started: Jan 8 2012, 10:07 PM (202 Views)
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{Kanye West's "Power" blasts over the p.a system as Troy Turner walks out from behind the curtain to a massive ovation from the sold out crowd. Troy Turner is wearing sunglasses, a black suit with a white dress shirt, and World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. Troy walks before stopping halfway down the ramp, turns towards the stage, and lifts one arm holding the title sending orange and purple pyro off which the camera displays from the reflection of Turner’s sunglasses. Troy flashes his million dollar smile before taking off his shades, throwing them into the crowd, and continuing his way down to the ring. Troy Turner asks the ring announcer for a microphone and smiles as the crowd cheers.}

{Troy Turner}
So whoever placed the bet that Troy Turner would not be World Heavyweight Champion after a few weeks, and lose the World Title in the blink of an eye just like last year… I got a message for you. Go fuck yourself, cause the motherfucking Champ… is still HERE.


{Troy Turner smiles and lifts the belt with his right hand over his head to a great applause.}

{Troy Turner}
Sure it was a close call thanks to Kidd Love, in actuality I did come close to forfeiting this championship. For all those wondering, I was not faking an injury… I had a legitimate concussion at the hands of Mr. Love and did experience some symptoms days after the initial attack. Everyone is taking concussions very seriously these days, and I was no exception.

Luckily I hired a hot nurse, I think you know her Kidd, who nursed me back to health….and I aint no pussy like Sidney Crosby… I’m ready to compete and quite frankly I’m ready to make that piece of shit Kidd Love famous. Famously fucked up by your World Heavyweight Champion MFTT.


{Troy Turner smiles as the crowd pops and starts a “Love Sucks” chant. Troy Turner places the belt on his other shoulder before speaking again.}

{Troy Turner}
Your World Heavyweight Champion. It sounds great to say, and now that Jimmy Helmsley is thinking of retiring… shit I may hold this gold forever! Last time I wore this belt, I was a different person. I wasn’t very popular last year, not with you fans or the wrestlers in the back.

I was angry, violent, and bragged about being a career rapist. I enjoyed ruining careers, and enjoyed insulting all of you people. Now… now I take pleasure in being angry and violent… but towards all the wrestlers all my MFer’s can’t stand. And if I know you guys as well as I think I do… you can’t fucking stand Kidd Love. His bleach blonde hair, his ultra tan borderline orange skin, his perfectly sculpted abs… it’s like he’s Troy Turner multiplied by 10. Except for the winning part. Yeah not even close there. As far as achievements are concerned… nobody can touch mother…


{Troy Turner holds the mic up so the crowd can yell ‘FUCKING’.}

{Troy Turner}
Troy Turner. Kidd Love may want to be Troy Turner, but he doesn’t have the talent. He doesn’t have the charisma, he doesn’t have the ability, and he doesn’t have this championship. It’s the reason Miss Armstrong is no longer with him, it’s the reason Jean Locque would rather snuff himself than fight him, simply put Kidd Love… they didn’t like you, My MFer’s don’t like you…and I don’t like you. And to top it all off, you’re a fucking liar…and nobody likes a liar.

You are the number one contender, and you earned that by beating Matt Starr. Congratulations. But before you get to cash in on that title shot, we have a little tag team match to worry about. MFTT and Outkast Vs. Psychosis and Kidd Love. Team Success Vs. Team Almost. I’m sure you guys can figure out which is which.


{Troy Turner laughs and props the belt back up on his shoulder. Troy paces a bit collecting his thoughts before continuing}

{Troy Turner}
Outkast I haven’t really been the most trustworthy person in this federation, but when all the boys in the back expected me to screw you over at the Challenger Series… I didn’t. Everyone wanted the swerve, but I didn’t give it to them. Kidd Love did. But Outkast…Kidd Love is so full of shit I had to hold my breath when giving him the skull fuck on NEW T.V. Not that I usually take deep breaths when in that position, but you get my point. Nigga is a fucking fraud.

Outkast I did NOT ask Kidd Love for his help at The Challenger Series. If I was going to ask somebody to help me, it sure as hell would have been someone a lot more reliable than Kidd Love. Maybe this 9 year old MFer in the front row, or Kayla Jade’s old boob doctor. Anybody but Kidd Love.

I wanted to win the belt on my own, and whether or not Kidd Love wanted to taint my reign before it even started… I don’t know all I do know is I didn’t hire him. Whatever his motive was, it didn’t come from me. So I apologize that you had to lose the belt in that manner, but I’m not giving it back. I look far too sexy with it.


{Troy Turner winks at the camera as the crowd laughs.}

{Troy Turner}
Now Outkast I can’t give you the belt back. That’s not happening, and I know you wouldn’t want it that way. And I can’t give you a shot because Kidd dickface Love beat you to it. But I can repay you by being your partner in the tag match. A real partner.

This wont be a situation where you have to look over your shoulder to avoid a sledgehammer to the back of the head. Before The Challenger Series we were competing for the same prize. This time we’re not, and when you look over your shoulder at NEW T.V… it’s because I got your back. Like the TI song, I got, I got, I got, I got, I gotchyo back boy. Only not in a sexual way. Outkast I know you’ll be focused on Psychosis… and I won’t get in your way. But I want to win this match just like I do every other contest, and if I have to pin Gory Guerrero to do it… so be it.

Team Almost consider yourselves fucked, because if Outkast can trust me… we’re going to be impossible to beat. The most dominant wrestler of 2010, the most dominant wrestler of 2011… teaming together in 2012 to face two guys who can almost compete with us. Almost is the story of both your New Era Wrestling careers and at NEW T.V, the same old story continues. Bitches.


{Troy Turner goes to drop the microphone but the big screen shows a camera outside Troy Turner’s dressing room. The door opens and shows Troy’s wrestling gear on a shelf to the right and a bathroom in back of the room. The camera walks into the bathroom and zooms in and sees the shower running with women’s lingerie on the floor. The shower curtain is closed with just a woman’s long wet leg exposed. The crowd pops inside the arena recognizing the sexy long tan leg belonging to Kidd Love’s former partner Miss Armstrong. The screen goes black as Troy Turner is shown in the ring smiling.}

{Troy Turner}
Oh my, would you look at the time. It seems I am needed in my locker room for some more concussion treatment. I better get going, Kidd Love shoot me a text if you want me to keep the camera in the locker room. Give you HD quality of what you’ve been without for a very, very…long time.


{Troy Turner smiles before exiting the ring with his music blasting and the crowd cheering. Kidd Love has done everything he can to ruin Troy Turner’s second World Title run. First by putting Turner’s integrity into question, then by putting Turner in the hospital with a concussion. Troy has come back seemingly stronger than ever with a familiar blonde at his side. What else can Kidd Love do to get the best of The World Champion?}


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