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From one joke to another; Psy, Jean, Turner
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Topic Started: Oct 26 2011, 09:29 PM (206 Views)
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Kidd Love
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Oct 26 2011, 09:29 PM
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From one joke to another
(The scene opens up in a Toronto arena, which is promoting NEWera’s house show. The fans had just witnessed The Silver Dragons beating Mutha Luvas in a very good house show match up. Silver Electro and Zoe McDraven are show boating on the turnbuckles for the fans. Both exit the ring to the applauses of the fans. The fans die down and wait for the next person to grace the stage.
Suddenly a video package begins to air over the big screen. The fans in attendance all stare at the big screen as a shot of Xavier Magnus is shown. Some of the fans in attendance boo wildly but most of them, remembering the old Magnus, cheer him. The video package starts to show Magnus fighting against wrestlers like Disturbed, Kayla Jade and Renegade. It then shows Magnus hitting his finisher on Renegade and then holding the NEW World title above his head. The video slowly fades to black. Most of the fans in attendance begin to applaud, to show respect to the first NEW World Champion.
The arena is now in darkness, when suddenly a blast of white light comes on to the screen. It is so bright it almost blinds everyone. We then see Kidd Love on the screen jumping from the top turnbuckle and hitting ‘Kiss of Death’ onto Xavier Magnus. It then shows him getting the three count victory. The fans in attendance boo the young superstar wildly as ‘Madness- It Must Be Love’ begins to play. The fans had been set up by Kidd Love, who walks out from behind the curtain wearing a black suit and some sunglasses. The fans are really getting on his back but he doesn’t care about them, he just swaggers down to ringside with a very cheeky looking grin on his face.
Kidd grabs hold of a microphone from ringside and stands in the middle of the ring enjoying the reception he is receiving. Kidd slowly lifts the microphone to his lips.)
Kidd Love: Please.
(Kidd looks around at the fans for a second.)
Kidd Love: You don’t need to thank me for ridding this place of him.
(Kidd Love lowers the microphone from his lips so the fans can voice their opinions of him. He laughs at the morons in attendance before speaking again.)
Kidd Love: It was my pleasure!
(The hatred in his voice is clear to see. Xavier Magnus had messed about in his business for the past couple of months and finally he had got rid of him.)
Kidd Love: But now we must forget about him. The parasite as gone and now we must focus on the future... On my glorious future!
(Kidd Love throws his arms out to the side and slowly spins around on the spot.)
Kidd Love: Fear Itself was one amazing night for me but there was three slight sore points. The first was simple.
(Kidd Love lowers his head in disgust as he carries on speaking.)
Kidd Love: Jessica lost her mind. She left me; she left the man who should have left Fear Itself as the World Champion.
(Kidd Love lifts his head back up.)
Kidd Love: Have you gone fucking mad bitch? Who the hell do you think you are to leave me? Before I laid my eyes on you Jess, you were no one. I made you into what you are today. I gave you style, I gave you confidence.... I gave you a platform to be famous. Without me Jess you are just going to slip back down. Slip back to the gutter.... Where I found you!
(Kidd Love tilts his head and smiles at the camera.)
Kidd Love: So I will let you pretend that you love Jean Locque. I will let you believe that you have got one up on me. Hell Jess I will let you pretend that the guy with a girl’s name actually means anything to me and when you finally realise how stupid you have been. I will let you beg for forgiveness. So cosy up to the turkey, make him think he is amazing and when he disappears from NEW again, maybe..... just maybe, I might take you back.
(Kidd shakes his head at the stupidity of Jessica choosing Jean Locque over himself.)
Kidd Love: That was the first sore point, now onto number two. You see I earned my shot at Outkast. I beat the parasite, I showcased my talents and proved to the world I deserve to be fighting for the World title but sore point number two didn’t deserve a shot. He has had shot after shot after shot. Who the hell do you think you are Psychosis? You didn’t deserve the title shot at Fear Itself.... I did! You were in my way when in reality you shouldn’t even be in my fucking view. You only got the shot because you got into Outkast’s head.
(Kidd Love starts to clap his hands together sarcastically.)
Kidd Love: Well done. You got into the head of a man who once fucked a sandwich. Fear Itself was meant to be a crowning night for me but you got in the way of that and for that Psychosis I will make you pay. One day you will pay for Fear Itself and I will wait patiently for that day.
(Kidd Love runs his left hand through his hair a couple of times. He slowly begins to walk towards the cameraman that is on the other side of the ring ropes.)
Kidd Love: Now we get to sore point three.
(Kidd Love looks to the left and then quickly to the right before quickly putting his stare back on the camera that is right in front of him.)
Kidd Love: We get to you Troy! You are my biggest sore point from Fear Itself. You just couldn’t take the fact that someone of more talent was getting something you felt you deserved. No one cared about you verses Disturbed. No one cared one little bit. If they did Troy, you would have been in my place.
(Kidd Love spins around and walks away from the camera with his left arm stretched out.)
Kidd Love: Oh the great Troy Turner. The man that dropped lighting onto Caine, who also fucked Terry Queens’s daughter and he has hit woman after woman with a sledgehammer.
(Kidd Love spins back around and walks straight back towards the camera, once again getting right up to it.)
Kidd Love: But that was all ancient history. Just like the parasite’s World title run, all the great moments in your career are.
(Kidd Love starts to flick his left hand behind him to show it was in the past.)
Kidd Love: Well and truly in the past. I know why you came down on Sunday Troy. Outkast can believe in his little fucked up brain that you don’t need a reason but I can see through you.
(Kidd begins to chuckle to himself.)
Kidd Love: You stepped between the ropes because you saw that I was taking your spot light. I am starting to make a name for myself and no one in NEW gives a crap about you anymore.
(Kidd Love cups his left hand to his ear.)
Kidd Love: What? You once beat Queens. What? You pinned Dean Jones. What? No one gives a fuck about you no more.
(Kidd smiles at the camera rather cockily. How dare this young whipper snapper comment about the great Troy Turner?)
Kidd Love: You are a shadow of your former self Turner. You were once a man that was feared. You made a massive name for yourself by destroying careers and yet now it is you clinging onto your career. Fighting Disturbed won’t get you noticed, Outkast has already destroyed his soul but one thing certainly will.
(Kidd Love takes his sunglasses off his face to reveal a massive black eye. Kidd slowly puts the sunglasses into his breast pocket and raises the microphone back to his lips.)
Kidd Love: This right here got my notice.
(He points towards the massively swollen eye.)
Kidd Love: You might not have meant to hit me Turner but you did mean to stop my match and for that you must pay. At NEW Generation I am going to stop you from getting near the Six Pack Challenge. I am going to stop you from getting near the World title because you don’t deserve it anymore. This Saturday I will finally do what no man as ever done.
(Kidd Love takes two steps back and raises both arms out in a victory salute before putting the microphone back to his lips.)
Kidd Love: I will end your career!
(Kidd Love lowers his head like he is a ring announcer.)
Kidd Love: Because.
(Kidd Love slowly begins to raise his head up.)
Kidd Love: I Am.
(Kidd Love stares at the camera.)
Kidd Love: The Only
(Kidd stops talking. He looks out at the thousands of fans in attendance. Some of them shout Superstar but this doesn’t make Kidd speak. He slowly looks back at the camera.)
Kidd Love: Mother Fucking.
(Kidd Love gives the camera a massive smile before raising his head so he is looking up at the ceiling.)
Kidd Love: SUUUUUUUPPPPPPPERSTAR!
(Kidd takes his time lowering his head back down. Kidd Love is trying to mock Troy Turner.)
Kidd Love: In NEW!
(Kidd Love laughs at the camera and more importantly at Troy Turner.)
Kidd Love: What do you think to that...... Nigger?
(Kidd Love flippantly drops the microphone to the floor and puts the sunglasses back onto his face before leaving the ring. He doesn’t interact with the fans at all. He only came out here to send his messages and now he was finished. What will Psychosis, Jean Locque, Jessica and Turner all think to the rather cocky wrestler’s comments? After getting the title shot he has clearly got even more confident in his abilities but could that be his downfall against Troy Turner?)
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