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Topic Started: Jun 25 2011, 11:56 AM (245 Views)
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 25 2011, 11:56 AM
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So a few years ago me and a few friends decided we were going to go surfing over in Half Moon Bay. My friend Brad had a huge van then that could fit hell of us. His van also had neon green and pink lights surrounding the inside for some odd reason as well as a stripper pole.
After a day of swimming in sewer water, or at least that's what it smelled like, that's what my shorts smelled like afterwards at least, we decided to stop at the local Popeyes Chicken for some dinner.
Now I love Popeyes and think it's better than KFC. KFC scolds their chickens alive and then pressure cooks them. Thast right folks, KFC chicken as in Kentucky Fried Chicken is not fried. It is in fact pressure cooked.
Anyway, we were craving Popeyes. All of us have had Popeyes before but not Brad or his girlfriend Shannon. So me being a fat ass and all is like "Oooh you gon' love dat chicken *drool*". Well we all get our ordersa nd something is very wrong here. The chicken is so greasy you can actually see your reflection in it. Well us being tired and some high and drunk decide fuck it, we gonna eat this chicken. So we do.
As we're driving through the woods on the side of a cliff we all start to feel sick to our stomachs and we immediately know its the God damn Popeyes chicken. Any who we stop by a store for something to drink in a strip mall and see some girl walking alone in the parking lot. Now mind you, we're all greasy and dirty and driving a big black van. Seven guys inside and only one girl who by the way is a skin head with many tattoos.
My brother rips open the side door and calls out to the girl "Hey, you looks kinda cute or something." She then walks over and steps inside the van. Now remember, seven guys and one skin head bitch. We have never met this other girl who is stepping inside the van and she has never met us.
Shes all smiles and giving Mike, my brother, her digits. Shannon, Brads girlfriend then leans over and goes, "We could have kidnapped and murdered you, you stupid bitch." And she was right, we could have. We didn't but we could have.
So after that we're driving along the road again and we still feel like shit, we're greasy, dirty, and these green and pink neon lights are on. Don't forget the stripper pole. Well Brad is driving and for some reason he steers off road and we crash into a ditch of sorts.
The cops come and all they see is a group of wet, dirty greasy guys and one skinhead bitch inside a huge van with neon lights and a stripper pole. The one cop actually asks us, "Is this some kind of gay thing?". We insist it isn't but it really does look that way. And it doesn't help matters that Shannon says she's the cameraman and does all the filming.
We finally get home later that night and we all throw up in unison. Well maybe not unison but we all threw up. That night we all had the chills but were hot, hallucinations of all kinds came to us. The next morning we were happy to be alive.
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Dean Jones
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Jun 25 2011, 02:46 PM
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The stories people will invent when rumbled gay gang banging...
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 25 2011, 03:10 PM
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You were there?!
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Jun 28 2011, 08:25 AM
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How long has Shannon been a skin head?
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 28 2011, 08:31 AM
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- Jun 28 2011, 12:25 AM
How long has Shannon been a skin head?
Ever since I've known her. No, her head isn't shaven but she follows them religiously. She's just really racist for no apparent reason. Riko knows her and loves her.
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xaviermagnus
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Jun 28 2011, 08:35 AM
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Oh okay I was a little worried about your choice of friends if you were runnin around with some GI Jane lookin nazi
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 28 2011, 08:55 AM
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She is one of the reasons me and Alicia aren't together anymore.
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Jun 28 2011, 08:58 AM
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Ill have to continue this convo with you on facebook because I dont remember which one Alicia is and any comment I can make to try and figure shit out would probably be best left of these boards
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 28 2011, 09:13 AM
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I think I've told most people. Halloween, etc etc. came back a year later and BAM all hell breaks loose and I nearly kill her. No, I didn't.
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Jun 29 2011, 12:33 AM
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I want Popeye's now fuck this thread...
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