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The Wilson and Dan WoW Intervention Thread
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Topic Started: Jun 16 2011, 03:49 AM (334 Views)
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 16 2011, 03:49 AM
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Wilson... Dan... we have brought you here today because we care about you. But the two of you need serious help. You allow World of Warcraft to be placed in front of everyday responsibilities. Wilson flunked out of school and Dan is forced to suck dick for his WoW subscription. You're families don't know what to do with you anymore and quite frankly we here at NEWera don't know either. What we do know is if you don't get help soon the two of you will be found dead in front of a Gamestop waiting for the latest expansion.
Now, we all will take turns saying a few words about Wilson and Dan and why we want them to stop playing WoW.
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Jun 16 2011, 04:19 AM
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Play more WoW. Especially Wilson. Especially for the next few weeks. Don't even bother rping. Just play more WoW.
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Brad Valley
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Jun 16 2011, 11:31 AM
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Never got into WoW but an ex of mine did.
The game consumes lives. She would come home from work at 1 am and not go to bed when she had to work the next morning at 10, she would instead play WoW.
Really? Is the game that good?
That or it shoots Crack into your veins and thats why its so addicting.
Id say stop to Wilson and Dan, but if they are already into the game its probably to late for them any way.
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Nightmare
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Jun 16 2011, 09:13 PM
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The Bastard of the Dreadfort.
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I'm not addicted to the game, I play xbox too.
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 17 2011, 12:06 AM
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- Brad Valley
- Jun 16 2011, 03:31 AM
Never got into WoW but an ex of mine did.
The game consumes lives. She would come home from work at 1 am and not go to bed when she had to work the next morning at 10, she would instead play WoW.
Really? Is the game that good?
That or it shoots Crack into your veins and thats why its so addicting.
Id say stop to Wilson and Dan, but if they are already into the game its probably to late for them any way.
I'll be honest, the game is pretty fun once you get the hang of it. You can pretty much do anything you want. I used to sell leather handbags in Orgrimaar or however you spell it on and off the auction house. Made bank like that. I never played it as much as these two however. I was mostly a weekend casual gamer. These guys play night and day.
And Dan is addicted, Will tells me when he sees Dan on WoW and its quite often.
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Brad Valley
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Jun 17 2011, 12:47 AM
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Hahahaha Oh boys.
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Nightmare
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Jun 17 2011, 01:38 AM
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The Bastard of the Dreadfort.
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- Travis Blaine
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- Brad Valley
- Jun 16 2011, 03:31 AM
Never got into WoW but an ex of mine did.
The game consumes lives. She would come home from work at 1 am and not go to bed when she had to work the next morning at 10, she would instead play WoW.
Really? Is the game that good?
That or it shoots Crack into your veins and thats why its so addicting.
Id say stop to Wilson and Dan, but if they are already into the game its probably to late for them any way.
I'll be honest, the game is pretty fun once you get the hang of it. You can pretty much do anything you want. I used to sell leather handbags in Orgrimaar or however you spell it on and off the auction house. Made bank like that. I never played it as much as these two however. I was mostly a weekend casual gamer. These guys play night and day. And Dan is addicted, Will tells me when he sees Dan on WoW and its quite often.
that's cause I am an officer in my guild.
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 17 2011, 02:31 AM
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- Nightmare
- Jun 16 2011, 05:38 PM
- Travis Blaine
- Jun 16 2011, 08:06 PM
- Brad Valley
- Jun 16 2011, 03:31 AM
Never got into WoW but an ex of mine did.
The game consumes lives. She would come home from work at 1 am and not go to bed when she had to work the next morning at 10, she would instead play WoW.
Really? Is the game that good?
That or it shoots Crack into your veins and thats why its so addicting.
Id say stop to Wilson and Dan, but if they are already into the game its probably to late for them any way.
I'll be honest, the game is pretty fun once you get the hang of it. You can pretty much do anything you want. I used to sell leather handbags in Orgrimaar or however you spell it on and off the auction house. Made bank like that. I never played it as much as these two however. I was mostly a weekend casual gamer. These guys play night and day. And Dan is addicted, Will tells me when he sees Dan on WoW and its quite often.
that's cause I am an officer in my guild.
lololol I rest my case.
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xaviermagnus
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Jun 28 2011, 08:49 AM
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This is my fault. Dan is on my old server. Will (Gay Will) and I talked him and Gina into getting into it and since then he has been taken from Dan the East Coast Emo Scene Girl pounder to Dan the 11th greatest hunter and guild officer.....
I have good news boys. Wow claimed my life for two years but once you quit its only hard for like 2 weeks after that you realize you have time to bang chicks and do p90x, write a book and bang more chicks and that was just in week 3.....
You know why people get addicted, it isn't because the game is fun, it is because WoW gives you a feeling of worth, of being needed, of accomplishment, and believe it or not there is a lot of hot slutty housewives who will show their boobs to you on skype.
Damn it one of you send me a scroll of resurrection
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 28 2011, 09:01 AM
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I thought it was fun. Not once did I ever think I was worth anything though. I just enjoyed hustling handbags.
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Jun 28 2011, 09:19 AM
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Youre like my friend Todd. Dude had like 48 days of logged in time and was like level 55. He hardly ever left the auction house. It was great for me. I took probably 30k gold from him to buy all sorts of shit that is probably completely worthless in Cata.
WoW gives you a feeling of worth when you are in a big guild or elite raiding party and you are getting your props and topping dps meters. It gives you a feeling of need when your guild is fighting over who gets to take you in their raiding group. It came to a point that my guild raided 6 nights a week competitively and took Saturdays to do fun runs of old raid instances. At first when I was the only geared out and seasoned Warlock I could pick and choose and go like one or two days a week after I trained some other dudes on the fights and people started getting gear they expected me to be there 6 days a week, so I quit said with my diabetic state I just couldn't commit to that and never went back to that character. I played horde for awhile and got bored at level 80
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Travis Blaine
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Jun 28 2011, 10:02 PM
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I used to hate when my guild would caps lock rage me for not being on. "WE NEEDED YOU FOR *INSERT INSTANCE HERE* WHERE WERE YOU?!"
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Jun 30 2011, 04:59 AM
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I masturbate. It gives me a feeling of worth.
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