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Topic Started: Oct 7 2010, 04:32 AM (229 Views)
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The camera rolls and a logo of a white star comes flying in and plastered on this star is the grinning face of The Stroker. What looks like the power point mini blind effect comes on the screen and when it concludes we see The Stroker there with a grin. He laughs a loud Ha Hah laugh and begins to speak

There you go..there's my. I highlight. Everything's nice.
You give him the... there you go. It's in an envelope. Ugh yeah.
Nice and - But then you get their information and it looks like,
they were having a fucking seizure while writing it.
You're like dude you got like a 28 digit phone number going on here buddy.
And under name you drew a picture of a monkey fucking a coconut.
What is that? Is your name Monkey fucking a coconut sir? MFC? is that you?
MFC? That's a monkey... that could be a melon looks like a coco-nut.
Then you take a second..here's where it starts getting embarrasing right?
You take a second while you're doing the exchange.
You just look around for a second and there's people EVERYWHERE.
They're like building bleachers on the sidewalk and shit.
People coming out of bushes... What? Accident?
I'm gonna watch for awhile! Wow! They're discussing it right there!


Stroker takes a moment for that to settle in and he starts talking again.

Yeah sure I stole that shit from Dane Cook. Just like that honky stole comedy from us. Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Richard Pryor want a word with you, you thieving honky.

I steal shit all the time, just like I am going to steal this victory from this cornbread crackah. And just like I am going to steal that sweet milky heart from that sweet milky white ass of Kayla Jade. Stroker's cummin for you baby. Just like the candy. Now and later.

And if those Jew Honkies at the FCC don't like what I am sayin' pucker your cracker lips and kiss my genetically superior black ass bitches.


With that a Looney Toons closing takes place with the finale being Stroker popping his head through the black drop and yelling "THAT'S ALL CRACKAHS"
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