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You Will Congratulate Me!
Topic Started: Sep 22 2010, 07:37 PM (299 Views)
Dean Jones
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The scene opens...and fresh off his win of the LONDON RUMBLE is the one man nobody wanted to win this last Sunday. He stands with as usual a huge smirk on his face as he is walking down a corridor inside an arena some where. His t-shirt reading simple “Number 1” and the gang are in toe with him. All three men seem in jubilant mood, especially Bob Sapp...

Dean Jones: WHOSE HOUSE?

Bob Sapp: DEAN'S HOUSE!

Dean Jones: WHOSE HOUSE?

Bobby Heenan: I SAID DEAN'S HOUSE!

The three men are bouncing along the corridor.

Dean Jones: WHOSE THE NEXT CHAMP?

Bob Sapp: DEAN'S THE NEXT CHAMP!

They carry on gloating to people in the corridor; Dean getting in the faces of NEW Era staff members as they loop the chant, they walk past a door reading “Travis Blaine”. Dean stops with the rest of the crew, he looks at the door and goes to open it.

Dean Jones:....Nah, will leave that for Sunday night!

The three men carry on, they go through the gorilla position and out into an empty arena where there are a few of the staff setting up the ring for the weeks events.

Bobby Heenan: What are we doing here champ?

Dean Jones: We're going to look over MY kingdom. This crap hole isn't exactly the UiWF which I also ran but hey, the XF...I mean “NEW” is now mine and there isn't a damn thing anyone can do about it. Ya know, I got to see Travis Blaine's face but I just wish I could have seen every XFC bum and every UiWF also ran when they saw me once again rise to the top.

Dean walks down to the ring and he pushes a member of the NEW Era staff out of the way as he roles into the ring. The staff member looks pissed but on seeing the mountain of a man that is Bob Sapp he thinks twice about saying anything. Dean looks around the arena from inside the ring as he talks to the other two men.

Dean Jones: You know what makes this almost as good as being the TOP man in the UiWF? There is nothing, NOTHING anyone can say...I DESERVE this moment, I DESERVE to be the next World Champion, I am NUMBER ONE! Nobody can talk about me getting an unfair push and being the bosses favorite, nobody can make any excuses...none!

Bobby Heenan: That's right champ! You beat the whole of the NEW Era roster, from the great white dope Jimmy Helmsley to the “top heel” in the company Troy Turner!

Dean Jones: And it was all so easy...all I had to do was eliminate one thick blonde and the rest was history. I heard her say she won the war? Well from where I stand, all I saw her win was an all expenses paid trip to the canvas courtesy of one Dean Jones.

Dean looks down to the staff around the ring.

Dean Jones: Look at these guy, setting it all up for me, on Sunday night I will walk down to this ring and I will demand that Travis Blaine walks down to my ring and on behalf of the whole of the NEW Era he will congratulate me. He will say what everyone else is afraid to say, that I was the BEST! And I am STILL the best, he will tell the world that my game plan was flawless, I took zero punishment...not one move from anyone...and have I got any credit for it? No!

Bobby Heenan: They may as well call you the Floyd Mayweather of wrestling.

Dean Jones: Floyd who? Floyd Mayweather is the Dean Jones of boxing more like! Love me or hate me, you can't touch me! I don't just float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, I get in your head so bad ain't no one wanna fuck with me!

Dean shadow boxes on the spot and then does the “Ali shuffle”.

Dean Jones: So what bum do I have to beat to become the champion? Who won last week, goth 1 or goth 2?

Bobby Heenan: Goth 1 retained champ.

Dean Jones: Like it matters...they think they're gonna get in my head with there retarded behavior? Have they heard that Halloween isn't for another few months? I wasn't scared of Freddy Kreuger and he had knife hands...what's this guy got? Emo eye liner and a wrist slashing fetish? Oh my god someone get me the pillow to hide behind!

Bob Sapp: But Dean, they're scary!

Dean Jones turns to Sapp, and slaps him straight across the face! Incredibly the big giant doesn't get in the least bit angry at Dean, standing there and taking it.

Dean Jones: Man up! This is real life and they're gonna find out the hard way that I am the master of the mind games. I make people play by my rules and if this is to be a battle of intellects, they're severely out gunned. This is like Stephen Hawkings taking on a toddler at chess...and Travis will know that...that's why Sunday night will be great...

And with that the scene comes to an end.
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