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Same Ol' Situation
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Topic Started: May 8 2010, 03:00 AM (211 Views)
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Brooklyn
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May 8 2010, 03:00 AM
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Rico Serrano sits at his computer doing what he always does, watching things and wishing he could still participate like he used to. Alas, the leg injuries suffered in CPW four years ago still have not healed properly, so here he sits...
Rico: Man... they have ALL the luck...
As Rico continues surfing around he comes across something marked "Sinner Cynthia" and clicks it. As he watches, a lascivious grin crosses his face.
Rico: Now I used to call her Cindy, She changed her name to "Sin" I guess that's the name of her game. I really used to love her But then she discovered It's got to be a sexual thing.
As he sits there grinning, a growing bulge in his pants, his brothers wander back into the room.
Riot: Rico... why are you singing Motley Crue...
They see what he's watching and nod.
Dice: That explains that, don't it Rory?
Riot nods, smirking.
Riot: It does, in deed, Mikey.
Rico smiles but then the smile fades.
Rico: Ok... what's wrong?
Riot and Dice look at each other and then back to their brother, both looking confused.
Riot: Whatya mean, what's wrong?
Rico shakes his head.
Rico: You know damn well what I'm talking about.
Riot and Dice shake their heads.
Dice: No man, we really don't.
Rico rolls his eyes.
Rico: You guys... you're...
Rico shakes his head, not really believing he's about to say it. Riot and Dice just stand there looking confused and bewildered.
Riot: What?
Rico: You're talking... normal...
Riot and Dice not, smiling though obviously embarrassed.
Riot: Yeah...
Rico looks at them expectantly.
Rico: Well come on guys, you can't leave me hangin' like this.
Dice nods.
Dice: We lost a bet...
Rico: To who?
Riot: Ma...
Rico laughs hysterically.
Rico: You lost a bet to Ma?
Riot and Dice nod. Rico laughs harder.
Rico: I don't wanna know...
He nods back at the computer screen.
Rico: Have you seen?
Riot nods.
Riot: Right... another week, another show, another chick claiming to be the hottest on earth and telling us we suck...
Dice looks momentarily confused.
Dice: I thought they said we were high.
Riot shrugs.
Riot: Actually, the one who we're fighting didn't say much of anything despite the fact that she supposedly has a rep for talking shit.
Dice nods.
Dice: So...who was that talking?
Riot: Her sister, I believe.
Dice cocks his head.
Dice: Why was she talking?
Riot shrugs.
Riot: Knowing this group? Because next week she'll debut as the latest piece of ass that's decided to hitch her wagon to Kayla Jade hoping that she stays too coked up to notice that there's so many pieces of ass all trying to move in on her action.
Dice: How many are there now?
Riot shrugs again and Rico laughs.
Riot: How the fuck should I know, every time we beat one, three more show up to say we obviously have no talent and can't hang with them despite the fact that the only time we've actually lost to them they had to sneak attack and weaken you first!
Dice nods, going into what appears to be deep thought for a minute.
Dice: So, we're fighting the two sisters, right?
Riot shakes his head.
Riot: Well.. no.
Dice: No?
Riot points at the woman on the screen in front of Rico.
Riot: Like I said, we're fighting one of the sisters and some other chick that called herself a whore.
Dice looks at the screen and then back to his brother.
Dice: She called herself a whore?
Riot nods, almost laughing.
Riot: Yeah.
Dice nods, thinking again.
Dice: So, which sister are we fighting again then?
Riot: The one that didn't talk much.
Dice nods at the screen.
Dice: And the whore?
Riot nods yet again.
Riot: Yeah.
Dice nods, thinking again for a second.
Dice: How is this different from any other pairing from this group?
Riot shrugs, smirking.
Riot: Well, as far as I know.. neither of these is on coke... and neither of them show any concern for you.
A shocked look comes over Dice's face.
Dice: Somebody showed concern for me?
Riot nods.
Riot: Misty did.
Dice's eyes go wide.
Dice: She... she did?
Riot: Yeah, which is probably why Kayla suddenly has a thousand other girls coming in here to assault us.
Dice: Why would she do that?
Riot almost laughs.
Riot: Think about it, Mikey... what has EVERY DAMN ONE OF THEM said when they came in?
Dice rolls his eyes in obvious annoyance and Rico snickers.
Dice: They're too hot for us, we suck and it's obvious we'll lose?
Riot smirks.
Riot: Right... what does that tell you?
Dice shrugs, still looking annoyed.
Dice: Besides that if you tell the same lie over and over again until it becomes mush in people's heads they might start to believe it's the truth?
Riot nods, smirking wider.
Riot: Yeah, besides that.
Dice: Um...
Riot: What happened the first time we fought Kayla and Misty?
Dice shrugs.
Dice: They lost.
Riot: Then what happened?
Dice: Kayla got mad at Misty, got fucked up and planned out a hit on me.
Riot: And then what?
Dice: They executed the hit and won the tag team championships.
Riot nods.
Riot: And what has Kayla been doing ever since?
Dice shrugs again.
Dice: Trying to make sure she doesn't have to fight us ever again?
Riot's eyes flash.
Riot: Exactly! All these chicks, they're cannon fodder to her! She doesn't give a shit about them and that's why she lets them all come in, spout off basically the same thing she said eons ago and sends them right at us. Their job is to, as the one who....is rather irrelevant because she's not fighting us...yet... said, make sure we never make it to the next match with Kayla and Misty. So she sent Madison, Misty and now C.R.A.V.E. and Cynthia at us hoping, in fact, fucking ..praying... that she doesn't have to fight us again because she's scared to death!
Dice can't believe his ears.
Dice: Of what?
Dice and Rico watch as their brother shows why he's called "Riot."
Riot: That Misty might, in her estimation, fuck up again and cost them the win. That Misty might actually... well, I won't say like you, but not wanna see you get hurt anymore. That Misty might get sick of the abuse and walk on her ass. That she, herself, might do too much yayo that night and be too fucked up to even make a go of it. That the other girls might not be able to get the job done or that the other girls will figure out they're all better off by themselves instead of jocking somebody that can barely be assed to do more than scream about how much we suck and need to be put down! But, most of all, that it was HER win that was the fluke and not ours.
Dice smirks, nodding.
Dice: It does probably drive her crazy that after everything she's done we're basically even.
Rico smirks too.
Rico: What do you mean, "maybe?"
Riot looks back at the screen and shakes his head.
Riot: You actually enjoyed that?
Rico shrugs.
Rico: Hey, nobody said I had to touch her... and besides, you know my old lady don't give a rat's ass where I get my appetite so long as I come home for dinner.
Dice looks over and shakes his head too.
Dice: Still, ain't that kinda slummin'?
Rico glances back and nods slowly.
Rico: Yeah, I guess she is... but like I said, nobody said I had to touch her.
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