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Topic Started: May 3 2010, 11:26 PM (232 Views)
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Johnny Holliday
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May 3 2010, 11:26 PM
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If I am going to continue working for this company, N.E.W. must compete with this job offer:
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We also offer the following benefits on-site at our corporate location: a free state of the art fitness center with locker rooms and showers, hair salon, massage therapist, cafeteria, dry cleaning service, and numerous additional associate discounts. Drastic discounts at various hotels across the world included.
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Xaviermagnus
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May 4 2010, 03:05 AM
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Monday May 3, 2010
New Era Wrestling has come to terms of release with "Mr. Showtime" Johnny Holliday.
We wish Johnny the best with his future endeavors
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Johnny Holliday
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May 4 2010, 03:07 AM
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BRAD IS MAFIA.
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Xaviermagnus
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May 4 2010, 03:10 AM
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love you too snuffalucakiss
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TheAceKing
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May 4 2010, 05:08 AM
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We also offer the following benefits on-site at our corporate location: a free state of the art fitness center with locker rooms and showers, hair salon, massage therapist, cafeteria, dry cleaning service, and numerous additional associate discounts. Drastic discounts at various hotels across the world included.
Apparently you missed the NEW Orientation video that was mailed out. This is an excerpt from the video.
"As a New Era Wrestling superstar, you are entitled to a 20% discounted membership at Hank's Muscle Hut, which has just recently added a masturbation room and a special herbal protein spa right beneath the masturbation room. As a New Era Wrestling superstar, you never know when the cameras will be on, so appearance services will also be provided, including a specially trained shaver monkey - and believe me, they don't judge, they just shave - along with a variety of malnourished and often underage Portuguese immigrants who will feed you chicken nuggets fresh from a gently-used easy bake oven at three in the morning at motel six while the monkey shaves you, or else they will be whipped by a man with a leather executioners mask and a studded thong. That's Frank, and no matter what stains you need out of your clothes, if Frank didn't have an answer, he would be in prison right now."
There's more but the tape cuts off because someone high up... and I emphasize the word "high" here... in the N.E.W offices accidentally taped over it with bootleg japanese disney porn. Gaston is no romantic... although one has to be impressed with his version of Steve-O's infamous goldfish trick. Needless to say, Flounder's G-rated movie career has taken a dramatic step backwards that I don't think any of us expected.
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Johnny Holliday
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May 4 2010, 05:14 AM
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So this is why I joined...
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Andrew Cage
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May 4 2010, 05:14 AM
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lmao!!
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Johnny Holliday
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May 4 2010, 05:14 AM
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By the way, where the fuck you been, Jerry?!
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TheAceKing
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May 4 2010, 06:01 AM
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I live with my girlfriend and her sister, both of whom are fucking awesome, but, I live with them.... so, I don't like to get on the computer for extended periods of time while I'm here. Also, since I'm always around my girlfriend, opportunities for blowjobs and other sexual acts I enjoy rarely originate from my being on here, especially for extended periods of time.
"Hey Sex Panther," she purrs in my mind, "What's tying up those giant moose balls for some red hot National Geographic booty-gettin?"
"Well," I say, grinning like the devil and sporting a hard-on that frightens both of her seventy-plus-pound dogs, "I'm being Terry Queens right now and I'm in the middle of roleplaying."
"That's it!" she shrieks, her loins overflowing with lust for my machine-gun like keyboard precision and mastery of my fantasy wrestling persona, "Don't stop. I just want to wrap myself around you and cling to you, heaving, maybe suck on your knees while I grind myself against your ankle bones like a vibrating stripper pole."
When that happens, I will have eight active characters and come after all of you fuckers.
In the mean time, why am I suddenly so unusually active?
My girlfriend's best friend moved to Texas and she's there for the week visiting her. So we're both on vacation. She's there. I'm here. And I miss her. But if she's not here to put up with me than you poor fuckers have to.
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Ilaria Sorvino
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May 4 2010, 06:07 AM
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- TheAceKing
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We also offer the following benefits on-site at our corporate location: a free state of the art fitness center with locker rooms and showers, hair salon, massage therapist, cafeteria, dry cleaning service, and numerous additional associate discounts. Drastic discounts at various hotels across the world included.
Apparently you missed the NEW Orientation video that was mailed out. This is an excerpt from the video. "As a New Era Wrestling superstar, you are entitled to a 20% discounted membership at Hank's Muscle Hut, which has just recently added a masturbation room and a special herbal protein spa right beneath the masturbation room. As a New Era Wrestling superstar, you never know when the cameras will be on, so appearance services will also be provided, including a specially trained shaver monkey - and believe me, they don't judge, they just shave - along with a variety of malnourished and often underage Portuguese immigrants who will feed you chicken nuggets fresh from a gently-used easy bake oven at three in the morning at motel six while the monkey shaves you, or else they will be whipped by a man with a leather executioners mask and a studded thong. That's Frank, and no matter what stains you need out of your clothes, if Frank didn't have an answer, he would be in prison right now." There's more but the tape cuts off because someone high up... and I emphasize the word "high" here... in the N.E.W offices accidentally taped over it with bootleg japanese disney porn. Gaston is no romantic... although one has to be impressed with his version of Steve-O's infamous goldfish trick. Needless to say, Flounder's G-rated movie career has taken a dramatic step backwards that I don't think any of us expected.
And it's things like this that will have you hearing from my family lawyer
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TheAceKing
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May 4 2010, 06:18 AM
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I know. I was shocked when I saw it too.
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Sinner Cynthia
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May 4 2010, 10:43 PM
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Um, how much was the discount on the Masturbation Room again?
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