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Disturbed?
Topic Started: May 3 2010, 08:57 PM (196 Views)
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Masked Killer's digging a grave. That's cute isn't it. He's really following the emo big guy character well. Now he'll step away and you'll see Disturbed's name on a tombstone. It'll be adorable.

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His movements are stiff and rugged. God he certainly is a good actor isn't he? Better be careful or you might actually begin to fear him. That would be stupid, wouldn't it? Being afraid of a dumb guy like him.

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I mean he's just another stereotype. A big guy who's a part of some dark army.

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He's not even good enough to be the stereotypical leader. He's just one of the stereotypical henchmen.

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He'll talk a huge game and then obey his masters orders to the letter. Just like a well trained dog.

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He's apparently run out of the stereotypical "I'll kill you" threats that must be why he's digging the stereotypical hole.

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Then again his opponent this week falls under the same category. Two big dumb idiots, pretending to be monsters.

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Stereotypical.

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God this is boring.

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What else is on T.V.?

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Stop digging already!

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We get it! You're tough! Stop digging the God damn hole!

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Show us the surprising scene with the tombstone that has Disturbed's name on it already.

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STOP BEING SUCH A GOD DAMN STEREOTYPE!!!!!

*Crash*

He threw his shovel off to the side dramatically. Here it comes. The tombstone.

*Shuffle*

Yep there it is the tombstone. Sure enough it says:

Here lies Masked Killer

R.I.P


Wait! Masked Killer? He dug a grave for himself. Damn! He's so stupid he can't even follow his own stereotype.

"I'm not sure when but I'll accept that I'll die eventually."

What? He's going to try to be deep now?

"Disturbed. A lot of my opponents have compared me to you. You're apparently the original monster here. I'm just another poser. I'm just another copy cat. I should bow to you for selling the gimmick better than me, right? Maybe my threats aren't original. Maybe my actions aren't original. Maybe I'm gimmick number 15, copy number 32. Maybe I'm no different than you are. Thing is, it doesn't really matter. You can consider me the perfect stereotype. All of you can. I'll dig graves, talk my game, and stay with my dark army. Thing is, that doesn't stop me from BREAKING you. That doesn't stop me from CRIPPLING you. Call me a stereotype. This stereotypes about to stereotypically KILL you!"

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