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| Delta and Leviathan's Last Stand; Here's where Dyna can jump in | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 8 2011, 11:34 AM (745 Views) | |
| Spark Mandrill | Aug 8 2011, 11:34 AM Post #1 |
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This face will be lying in bed next to you.
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Ryship is an island where Dopplertown refugees are hiding out. It's also a spot where Paul McCartney decided to throw a concert. Now it is a smoldering warzone. And unfortunately, Delta and Leviathan were caught in the middle of it. Or at least, they are as of now, like it or not. Burstgirl already met her untimely end, as a sword pierced her throat, and a flurry of ninja stars cut down the Gemini Sparks on their way back to their home planet. As Leviathan and Delta sat there drooling and mumbling to themselves, Pi and Shadowman appeared out of nowhere and started walloping them with laser sabers and shadow blades. Why are they working together you may ask? We'll never get anywhere if you keep asking questions like that. "GRAAAGGHHH!! WHERE ARE THOSE EVIL WITCHES?!" Pi roared, totally not caring she was out of character as she stabbed Leviathan. "Guuuuhh?" Leviathan asked, staring at her assailants like a deer looking at an oncoming train. Both Delta and Leviathan's bones shattered in 45221 places as they collapsed on the ground in a pool of their own blood, barely clinging to life. How? Cause I said so. Before Avi could take control over her two beloved characters, Shadowman and Pi started curbstomping them and kicking them in the stomach. "Kyahahahaha!! Your time has run out!" Shadowman mocked who's also in character as far as the writer is concerned. Accepting their grisly fate, Delta and Leviathan did nothing to stop their brutalization as Shade's NPCs went LAPD on them. "C'mon, Planetman, Iota, and Magna Centipede! Are you two gonna join in the fun or not?!" Pi asked impatiently. "Why not bring in Prometheus, Punk and Pandora?" Pi asked, her voice not at all sounding like someone was puting words in her mouth. "Sounds good!" Leviathan agreed before Pi crushed her larynx. For sure and for certain, there would be no escape for either Delta or Leviathan. Once more of Shade's PCs joined the fight, their fates would be sealed. |
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| Avi | Aug 8 2011, 09:12 PM Post #2 |
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Puppies. <3
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Deathanz Mantisk sighed and shook his head. "Such senseless murder, MURDER!" He lamented. He then exploded into a bouquet of flowers that Pegasolta Eclair ate. "Yummy!" The pegasus declared. "That's why I love being a mystic fairy unicorn. I can eat plants, just like a real horse!" "Can I ride you?" A random, filthy peasant asked the majestic sparkly fairy unicorn. "Sure thing!" Pegasolta declared, letting the peasant onto his back. "Let'd ride to the food pantry so we can help the poor!" "YIPPEEE!!!" They both cried out, taking to the skies. Once they arrived at the food pantry, Sparkman was knitting a sweater with his electrodes. "These poor people look so cold," he said, "so I'm doing my part to help them out!" "I thank you so much," said Kennaz. "From the bottom of my heart... before now, I had practically nothing to wear. But thanks to your kind and charitable efforts, I'll never have to go cold ever again!" "Same here!" Said the other previously half-naked chick whose name I can't be bothered to remember, admiring her nun outfit in the mirror. "Thank you, Spark Man." Condorrock then approached the center of the room. "All of you Spark Mandrill characters have done a great work in generally being the nicest people ever." "Awwwww, thank you! <3" Said Spark's characters all in unison, as they joined in a group hug. "To celebrate your niceness, here's a song," said Condorrock, picking up his banjo. "Amaaaaaaaazing graaaaace, how sweeeeeeeet, the sound...~" |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Metabad | Aug 11 2011, 07:39 PM Post #3 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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Cloudman immediately spat out the tea that he was drinking as fancy classic music played in the background "GAD SOUKS! What is this tomfoolery?" He asked his compatriot Orgot as he adjusted his monocle. "By the wrinkles in my old grey skin, I have not the slightest clue my good man!" Orgot said as he tipped his top hat towards his long time chum. He then took a single peanut and began eating it with a knife and fork. Eventually Cockatris' head which happened to be in a jar with mechanical spider legs soon walked up to the fancy beings. "Penny for the poor?" He would have said if he had a voice box. But alas, it was brutally torn out of him. "Egads! What is that horrible hideous monstrosity?" Cloudman asked as he pointed his cane at it. "I'm not quite sure myself but it reeks of such foul odors!" Orgot said as he covered his trunk to block the horrid stench. "Penny for the poor?" It mouthed again. "NO! Leave me alone you radioactive freak!" Cloudman exclaimed with ferocity. "Ugly radioactive freakish brute! Get out of our sight this instant!" Orgot parroted as he adjusted his tie. A single tear trickled out of one of Cockatris' eyes as he mouthed "rooooo" as it cascaded down his cheek. Cloudman held no sympathy for the creature and whacked him with his Lightning Rod. "And THIS is for stealing my weapons name you no good thieving grimy peasant!" After striking him with all the force he could muster, Cockatris shattered into pieces and was left to bleed out on the ground. "Ohohoho, jolly good show lads!" Zilla said with a fishbowl full of water on his head as he held out a teacup. "Oh thank you kind sir, cheers!" Cloudman said as he clinked his teacup against Zilla's, which probably sounds dirty to all you uneducated savages but it really isn't. Get your minds out of their respective gutters this instant! "Yes, A TOAST!" Orgot said as he joined in on the glass clinking. They all shared in a good hearty laugh afterwards. But then suddenly the ghastliest brute of all snuck up behind them, and it was... "I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR SOULS!" The blood-red coloured warlord Nightscream yelled in his demonic voice. "MY WORD that lad is as brutish as he is frightening, We must escape and head off to somewhere more peaceful!" Orgot declared as he hopped on Cloudman. "Onwards, my trusty steed!" "ELEPHANT NOISES AND SUCH!" Cloudman yelled as he sped off into the night, or sunset, or whatever time it was in the setting. "Hrmph, fools." Nightscream spat in disgust. "Such cowards do not deserve my pity." Suddenly a demonic looking Predacon with pink drills of love known as Scavenger gave him a hug. "GRAH! What are you doing you meddlesome cur?!" "Oh, did I scare you? I'm so sorry!" Scavenger said. "That's it...you've asked for it...I LOVE LIFE!" Nightscream bellowed as some sort of strange battle cry with the happiest expression one could muster as he kicked Scavenger's ass. "Well someone's being a cranky-wanky." Scavenger giggled as the dots on his head began glowing bright pink and Nightscream was given a virus giving him hallucinations made of pure LOVE and HAPPINESS. "OH NO, LOVE AND HAPPINESS...MY ONE WEAKNESS!" Nightscream shrieked as he began convulsing on the ground with foam leaking out of his mouth. Which doesn't really make much sense since he just said he loved life and had a happy expression but let's just go with it, ok? So when Nightscream fully recovered he glared at Scavenger and said. "Oh, you'll PAY DEARLY for this!" "Wait, before you beat me up again..." Scavenger said. "...Yes?" Nightscream asked. "You must know that..." Scavenger continued. "...What is it?!" Nightscream said impatiently. "I LOVE YOU!" Scavenger said as he glomped Nightscream and began singing. "Your brothers they all think I'm crazy, I think its nothing at all..." "Oh holy Unicron not that song again!" Nightscream said as he attempted to break free of Scavenger's giddy loving grip, made of HAPPINESS and LOVE! "IT'S KINDA LIKE A LOVE SONG! <3" Scavenger continued. "CRAZY OLD FASHIONED LOVE SONG" he then began skipping in a happy flowery meadow with Nightscream. "Then she decides that the dogs they belong inside, it's a never ending ride you're takin' I can decide for you hey, IT'S KINDA LIKE A LOVE SONG!" Elsewhere, Botos walked up to his favourite librarian Ferham and generously gave her a huge wad of cash. "Here Ferham, have some of my money!" Ferham gladly took the money and smiled. "Aww, thank you Botos! You're the greatest." Botos just chuckled "Hey, money means nothing to me, I care for you all too much to keep it all to myself." Ferham just let out a sigh afterwards. "I wish Scarface was more like you..." Just next to them Scarface was having a fight with Yamatoman that lasted for three whole years, both fighting each other as violently as possible using every cheap dirty trick in the book. He delivered a swift and hard kick to Yamatoman's nads. "YOU STUPID BITCH!" The violent dishonourable Scarface yelled. Yamatoman felt immense pain from that but would not give up as he pulled Scarface's hair and poked him in the eyes. "ASSWIPE!" He shouted. "Grr..." Scarface tripped Yamatoman. "FUCKING PRICK!" As Yamatoman got back up he smashed a table over Scarface's back causing him to fall over. "...AND STAY DOWN, FUCKER!" The thuggish samurai yelled "SCREW THIS, I'M GONNA GO TYRANNIZE RANDOM BYSTANDERS!" Scarface yelled as he got back up and flipped Yamatoman off. Suddenly Shadow got in his way. "Now Scarface, we can be reasonable here..." "OUTTA MY WAY YOU SOFT PANSY!" Scarface yelled as he shoved Shadow out of the way. "What the heck are we doing here?" Julius Drive asked Magnum Tutor. "Your guess is as good as mine." Magnum Tutor replied and shrugged. "Is Cryotek in KoNA-Transformer rehab?" Dante Logus felt compelled to ask for some reason. "Yes, he is." Mora Jarte replied. "Which is weird since he never even showed up in KoNA." "Well, Metabad almost considered claiming him here." Patrion Tokal said. "Still, you think Scavenger or Nightscream would be there instead." He logically stated. "NARF!" Project One yelled. Meanwhile, in a rehab center. "Hello, my name is Cryotek." The Transmetal blue draconian Predacon soul stealing gangster said. "Hiiiii Cryoteeeek." The other transformers said. "Like many of you I...I" Cryotek bit his lip. "It's okay Cryotek, the first step is admitting." Shockwave said. "...I was nearly created in KoNA!" Cryotek then burst into tears. "I just thought it looked really fun, honest! But...I had no idea that things were so out of control, there were just so many of us, and everyone got addicted to it." "Aww, there there." Bumblebee said while patting him on the back. "What do you say to a big group hug?" "Like you, we too were nearly created in a Megaman RP of all things, don't worry Cryotek, the first step is admitting." Shockwave said as all the present Transformers there gave each other a great big out of character group hug. "...Thank you...so much, thank you all." Cryotek said as he hugged them all back. "I really needed this." MEANWHILE... "OHHHH, THE GREAT PUMPKIN PROPHESIZED THAT THIS WOULD INDEED HAPPEN!" The Great Freeeze yelled as he brought out his magic pumpkin and held it up against the sunlight, or the moonlight, or whatever. "OUUUUUAAAAAOOOOOHHHHHUUUAAAA" Cluster chanted for some reason as his grapes jiggled about. "RAWRGH!" The Squid Shark Ocean roared as he almost got a chance to throttle the Stop Sign Sun. "STOP!" The Stop Sign Sun yelled as he dodged the attack and then laughed shortly afterwards. "What a useless guy." Pierre Kirby said as he observed the Stop Sign Sun for some reason. "I know right? I should totally steal the spot as the main villain of this RP!" Redips yelled. Every single character in this thread (including Epsilon who was there for some reason) immediately stopped what they were doing and thrashed and beat Redips into a bloody pulp as if he was their own personal punching bag. Whether it was out of character for them or not. "YOU'RE ALL MAVERICKS, OWAAAAAHHHH" Redips yelled and cried and farted as he bled out on the sidewalk. "Aww, don't worry honey, I still love you." Sari walked in and kissed Redips on the cheek as her key began to glow with godmodding power. "Here, my key will turn you into the Great Redips so you can show these meanies who's boss." "WHAT?! B-but...I thought...you loved me..." S. Nidley Mandrill looked heartbroken as he played a sorrowful tune on the piano. "Oh, that is IT!" Kicker yelled with our bios kicker kicker and curbstomped the shit out of Redips before Sari got a chance to use her key until he died a brutal agonizing bloody death and then voided his bowels. "...Ohmygod you're my new hero!" Sari yelled as she hugged Kicker. "I didn't really like him anyways." "Me Wheelie say, you won the day!" Wheelie cheered on his partner as Kicker and Sari kissed under the stars, or clouds, or rain, or whatever. "Oh that is IT!" S. Nidley Mandrill yelled as he electrocuted both Sari and Kicker until they were fried to a burning husk of what they once were. "I feel so betrayed that I...I...I don't know...what to do!" He exclaimed as he felt himself slowly lose his sanity. "What...what is this sensation coming over me? I...I actually enjoyed killing Sari? Why I...could to it again to any...smelly...green haired...NYAH HAH HAH!" S. Nidley Mandrill yelled as he evolved into Snidley Mandrill and stroked his mustache. "Look out Avi, your days are numbered!" He declared as he flew off in a Wright brothers plane...and that my friends is the origin of Snidley Mandrill... ...Or not. "Well, that was weird." The burned up Kicker got up and said. Somehow alive while Sari disintegrated into a pile of ashes. "Hey little boy, do you wanna come into my tent?" Circusman asked as he approached Kicker. "Um, ok." Kicker accepted, without any knowledge as to what he was going to do with him. "Heheheh...okay just...follow me~" he said as he lured him in his tent. Sooner or later Kicker ran out of the tent and yelled out "YOU SICKO, YOU REMIND ME OF MY DAD! WHO I HATE! AS WELL AS THE TRANSFORMERS! WHO I ALSO HATE!" "Don't worry Kicker, I will avenge you, I'll make this clown regret this it's true!" Wheele yelled as he ran into the tent and it exploded, taking Circusman with him. "NOOOOO! MY ONLY FRIEND...meh, I hated him anyways." Kicker said as he shrugged it off and then disintegrated as soon as he got punched by a large metallic monstrosity. "I AM KICK-PUNCHER, MY PUNCHES HAVE THE POWER OF KICKS!" The newcomer Kick Puncher yelled in a robotic monotone. Another robot eventually walked in after Kick Puncher beat up some thugs who looked suspiciously similar. "I AM PUNCH-KICKER, MEET YOUR MATCH!" Kick-Puncher punched into his hand and Punch-Kicker spun the strange object on his head. The two charged at each other and punched their fists together, Kick-Puncher's fist being so powerful that it caused Punch-Kicker to electrocute, malfunction and then fall down. "NOOO! HOW DID YOU BEAT ME?" Punch-Kicker asked. "YOU ARE PUNCH-KICKER, WHICH MEANS THAT YOUR KICKS, HAVE THE POWER OF PUNCHES, BUT YOUR PUNCHES ARE PROBABLY NORMAL." Kick-Puncher explained. "OFFFF COOOOURRRSSSEEEE!" Punch-Kicker yelled as he exploded. "I LOVE YOU KICK-PUNCHER!" A random girl came out of nowhere and exclaimed. Kick-Puncher looked off into the distance. "The only thing beyond the reach of my fists...is humanity..." ...and then Zigzag stomped on Wheelie's remains. "That's what you get for ruining rhymes, you fool...ruining them at all times." He said in Vincent Price's voice and then ran away. I then realized that my post soon had nothing to do with any of my characters, other characters, or even people being out of character so I decided to stop writing this. |
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| Avi | Aug 12 2011, 12:51 PM Post #4 |
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Puppies. <3
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"Somewhere... some ways down the line," Delta remarked, gazing into the sky. "This thread. Was about... having Leviathan and myself respectively being beaten to a metaphorical pulp. May I inquire where the thread's predetermined purpose led itself astray... um?" Leviathan shot Delta a glance. "Del, are you saying you want them to beat you senseless?" "Oh?" Delta glanced back. "Um... like. No. NO! Erm... sorry, eh, whoops? I'll just..." With that, she coated herself in a cloud of mist. As soon as it had cleared, Delta had conveniently vanished from this thread. "Girl, you're missing out," Leviathan said to herself, shaking her head. And then Spark Mandrill randomly fell out of a tree, bashing Leviathan in the face. She said ouch. |
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| Spark Mandrill | Aug 12 2011, 05:17 PM Post #5 |
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This face will be lying in bed next to you.
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"Oops!! Sorry, Ms. Tooth Fairy! I didn't mean to fall on you! Does that mean you won't leave money under my pillow if I break a tooth?" Mandrill asked, as he helped Fairy Leviathan back up. "Please don't be mad at me! I love you, Ms. Tooth Fairy!" With that, Mandrill gave Leviathan powerful bearhug, snapping her spine in another 234212232 places. But once Spark Mandrill released her, Leviathan was treated to a knuckle sandwich courtesy of Fefnir and Harupia. "Ya know something, sis? we never liked you. Why is it that we're NPCs and you're not? You too good for us or something?!" Fefnir demanded as he and Harupia started thumping Leviathan in the stomach. As Leviathan's ribs broke in infinite different places, a wad of junk bonked her on the head. "Take that for making me a senile old coot, you hag!" Morph Moth yelled, sticking its tongue out at her. "At least I'm free! FREE! FREE FROM THAT SNOT-NOSED HACK!! AAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Morph Moth cheered, as it flew off into the sunset. Before Levaithan could recover, she was surrounded by all of Mandrill's other characters. "Look! Leviathan wants to join us in helping the poor!" Berkana announced. "Ahhh, that's so sweet of you, Leviathan! You're too kind!" Diveman thanked, as the characters took her wallet and her purse. "Yaaaayy!! Think of all the starving people she can help with all this money!" Swindle noted, as he counted up Leviathan's donation. "And look at this ice cream maker! Think of all the starving people we can feed with that!" Elecman cheered. Pulling out a knife, he proceeded to cut a gaping hole in her chest and casually ripped out the ice cream maker. The selfless do-gooder was covered from head-to-toe with Leviathan's vital fluids as he held up the answer to world hunger above his head. "You're so generous, Leviathan!" Punk thanked. "...Wow! I didn't know you were an organ donor! Quick everybody! Little Billy needs a bone marrow transplant if he's going to live to be 5!" Serpent urged. With that, Spark's characters surrounded the giddy Leviathan, preparing to harvest her one organ at a time... And since no one is here to stop me, Spark Mandrill tackled Gareth, knocking him through thirty some odd buildings. At the very end, Mandrill ripped off his head and crushed it beneath his boot before Shade could take control over the character. "BWAAARGGHHH!! I AM AWESOME!" the monkey cheered. "All hail the mighty Spark Mandrill!" everyone cheered. |
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