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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 5 2011, 10:31 PM (265 Views) | |
| Spark Mandrill | Feb 5 2011, 10:31 PM Post #1 |
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This face will be lying in bed next to you.
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Blackout Summary! Alpha: Sol Cockataris, Alpha Bugs, Alpha Joes Guardians: King, Princess Pride/Lady Noir, Noble, Fefnir, Leviathan, Harupia, Phantom, Bubble Crab, Duckbill Mole, Commander Yanmark Eight Gentle Judges, Judges: Deathtanz Mantisk, Mantisk, Hellbat Schilt, Tritesta Kelvarian, Cubit Foxtar Solo: Protoman Sol Cockataris: Piss on Weil and all his hype! Us Alphas are still the big bads of this RP, and it's time everyone know it! *Sol Cockataris unleashes a trio of alpha bugs on Neo Arcadia and begin siphoning power from the city Eight Gentle Judges, King, and Protoman: Yay! We get to do something for a change! Leviathan: But we’ve been bantering back and forth in Neo Arcadia Castle. Fefnir: That don’t count for shit! *The judges and the guardians square off with Cockataris. However, Cockataris tricks Foxtar into accidentally attacking Lady Noir, Foxtar: Sorry! My bad. Noble: You stupid careless judge! How could you attack your own allies?! Go to your room! *Foxtar and Lady Noir leave disgraced and critically wounded, respectively. Meanwhile, the remaining Judges and Guardians divide and conquer the alpha bugs. Mantisk: Kyayahahahaha! I just keep getting crazier and crazier, crazier…! Fefnir: And more disjointed in your posts. Protoman: Please, the crazy characters always say that in these summaries. It hardly means anythi- *Mantisk lights up a dark mall by flinging burning corpses. Protoman: …Who in the right mind hired this sicko?! *The Judges and Guardians take down the alpha bugs, fend off alpha joes, evac citizens and unite by a highway. Fefnir: Hey, we’re winning! But how are we gonna get that big buzzard? King: Let’s set up a trap for him. Fefnir: Cool. What’s the bait? King: Me. However, you all are going to have wound me a little to get his attention. Guardians: Okay! *The guardians all take turns attacking King with much gusto. Guardians: We’re heroes! We’re gonna catch the bad guy! La-la-la-la-la-la-la! Foxtar: Hey! You all were pitching a fit when I did this! By accident! What the hell?! *Will Sol Cockataris take the bait? Can the guardians and the judges save Arcadia from certain destruction? Will Princess Pride survive? Will someone get around to filling out Mantisk’s commitment papers? And most importantly, will Sol Cockataris overcome his crippling body odor problem? All this and more! -------------- Coffee Break Summary! Starring: Dopplerforce: Morph Moth Pseudodroids: Atlas, Siarnaq Neo Mafia: Purprill Mandroid, Siarnaq Solo: Giro *Stardroidbucks is a snooty place where you can get over-priced coffee. … Not much else to say beyond that. Atlas and Giro are just sort of hanging out. Morph Moth does silly things that are irrelevant to everything else going on. Atlas: This tea is lovely! Giro: Crumpet? *Meanwhile, Siarnaq stealthily infiltrates the coffee shop. Siarnaq: Unit Siarnaq is highly-trained ninja capable of impressive feats of stealth. Most targets are unaware of Unit’s presence until they are deleted. Atlas: Hey, look at the silly ninja guy running around in the lobby. Siarnaq: …Inquiry: Why am I all of a sudden running around in the middle of brightly-lit, public area with 45.6 witnesses? Atlas: Come on! Who said stuff has to blow up in every thread? Wouldn’t you rather just mellow out and drink coffee with us? Siarnaq: … *the coffee shop becomes a smoldering warzone. Purprill: We ain’t leaving ‘til we get that fruitcake’s biometal! Atlas: You leave the guy I barely know alone! Purprill: Shouldn’t you be helping Siarnaq? Atlas: Technically, I don’t know we’re on the same side! Siarnaq: Weil really should've made sure you got the memo. Eh. Until you do... *Purprill and Atlas square off while Siarnaq and Giro slug it out. Stay tuned for Atlas’s and Giro’s imminent (and humiliating) defeat! -------------------- Pseudodroids: Craft, Heat Genblem, Weil, Condorrock, Juno, Agile & Velicitor, Serges, Buckfire, Flammole, Jishin, X, variants and sleepers Hunters: Sigma, Savageman, Spark Mandrill, Steel Massimo, Flameman, Oilman, Axl, Yamatoman, Coldman, Fakeman, Toxic Seahorse Alpha: Zeta, Gareth, Moros, Theta, and Alpha Joes…oh and, some spiders or something, I don’t know. Neo Genesis: Pegasolta, Split Mushroom, Teiwaz, Berkana (via com-link) Hell's Reploids: Diveman, Elecman, Jammingman, 3-eyed Monty RAD: Moirae, Aquarius, and Wildtype Stardroids: Libra ------------- *Vulgus is a place with a festering shithole. Soon it will be a smoldering warzone. Hunters: Anyone see any Alpha bugs or pseudodroids? RAD: *pop in from The Hole thread* We have. *RAD fills them in on what happened in The Hole thread. Elsewhere* Pegasolta: We got yanked here at the last minute to get pseudodroid DNA for Berkana! Teiwaz: Just tell me we're sticking our necks out for more than two or three samples this time. Split Mushroom: Hey, there's Hunters down there. Want to team up? Pegasolta: …Sure what the hell. *Neo Genesis makes uneasy friends with the Hunters and quietly steal their DNA. Steel Massimo: So we found a bunch of other guys we don’t know. When do we find Alpha Bugs? Zeta: Uh, they’re around. You just gotta believe in them before you can see them. Kinda like the entrance to Hogwarts. Sigma: Zeta! Come here you little turd! *Sigma and Savageman run off to take on Alpha by themselves while trading barbs on philosophy. Weil’s forces catch up to the remaining good guys, and a big melee breaks out over who gets Moirae. Neo Genesis steals a ton of DNA while RAD starts taking a beating. Moirae: I don’t care if everyone dies around me to keep me safe. *does nothing* Condorrock: Huh, she’s doing nothing. Kidnapping her ought to be easy. *It is Juno: Of course it was easy. She doesn’t even care if her own friends die around her to keep her safe. Moirae: You take that back! *Moirae finally gets (more) proactive. Eventually, Pegasolta frees Moirae from Condorrock. Condorrock: D’oh! Oh well, time for me to carry out a vaguely-planned story arc! *Condorrock ‘betrays’ Weil so he can infiltrate Alpha. Zeta and Sigma run out of philosophies to trade and Zeta leaves. Weil's forces start taking a beating, too. All and all, there’s still a lot of fighting going on. Gareth: BWWWARGGH!! I am dead! All: All hail his awesomeness, Spark Mandrill! Hell’s Reploids: We’re finally here to help the hunters and work off our debts! Steel Massimo: But there's enough characters running around here. Can't you fight the Alpha bugs in your own thread? Diveman: That’s tha mark o’ Grade A dickitude! Introduce so many characters in one RP that no one can keep up! *Hell’s Reploids go off to fight the Pseudodroids who are being ignored. Weil: Wait, that’s a great idea, Dive! It’s not like my men can get anything done on their own anyway. *Weil takes control of Heat Genblem and releases variants, which get summarily slaughtered. Weil/Genblem: Oh, and I have these by the way. *A bunch of ansilary hobos turn into biometal-using Sleeper Agents loyal to Weil! All: GASP AND SHOCK! Weil/Genblem: Damn, my faction’s awesome! Don’t you wish you had characters who could use biometals like these guys? Hint, hint! Nudge, nudge! X: Oh, shut your cakehole already! *momentarily forces Weil out of Genblem. All: X really is still alive? GASP AND SHOCK! AGAIN! Berkana: Oh please! My plot’s so much cooler than Weil's! Watch as I break out a vague plot device nobody remembers! *Berkana activates that mysterious metal ooze she imbued Pegasolta with back in the ‘Hydrotherapy Chamber’ thread (remember that? …No? It was really cool, trust me), which gives Pegasolta the power to godmode. Berkana: See? I told you my story ark is cooler! All: Nobody cares. Berkana: Awwwwww.... *Despite their big entrance, Neo Genesis take down the sleeper agents fairly easily. Meanwhile, Steel Massimo and Gareth are squaring off in a gay bar playing ‘It’s Raining Men’ because Mandrill thinks it’s hilarious. Gareth: Hey, how about we have a one-on-one? You can count on me to play fair. Steel Massimo: No, I can’t. Besides, I’d rather follow Oilman’s pacifist example. Gareth: Pacifism and character development are for suckers, kid! *Gareth spontaneously kills Flameman and steals Split Mushroom’s DNA just to prove he’s an asshole and to get superpowers. Gareth: Hahaha!! I am a prick and I am unstopable!! Suck it, Berkana! Oilman: *graverobs Flameman's flamethrower* Bark-who? Whoever. Get him! *Everyone dogpiles Gareth and spanks him…And yes, it counts this time. By now, the Alpha Bugs are making their presence known. But they either get killed off fairly easily, or led off the thread by a fleeing Condorrock. Super Pegasolta apparently gets killed driving off Moros and his alpha bug. Weil decides to enter the battle in person to claim the body. Weil: Finally! Something's going my way! Pegasolta: Surprise! The slime brought me back to life! Weil: Oh, bullshit! Steel Massimo: Well really, why are you all still here? You're not getting any Einherjar and you've already debuted your sleeper agents. What else is there left for you to do? Weil: Save Vulgus from Alpha since you won’t! Civilians: Really? Wow! Weil's not such a bad guy after all! Steel Massimo: ...Once you get the past the fact that Alpha's already left...And that Weil had absolutely nothing to do with it...And that he's tearing up this city so he can kidnap a girl. Oh, and the whole world-domination thing. Yeah. Real nice guy. Weil: But kicking your ass is more fun! *The Hunters, RAD and Neo Genesis take on Weil and his minions. The good guys hold their own against the lackeys, but Weil manhandles Sigma. Sigma: Oh Goddamnit! Now I gotta make a whole new body just to kill this guy! Theta: *comes in out of nowhere* Well, it's not like you were going to kill Alpha with that thing. Pegasolta: Seriously? Come on! Your faction's already gone home! Theta: Hey! We hate this guy as much as you do! Why can't I join the fun? Pegasolta: But the cast is already big enough as it is! This summary is almost as long as the actual RP! Who else do we really need popping up in this thing? Berkana: Is now a bad time to mention that I'm thinking about dropping in? All: Yes!! Berkana: Awwwwwww.... *Will the Hunters and friends save Vulgus from Weil's evil clutches? Or will Weil reign supreme? Will Steel Massimo find a girl who truly understands him? Stay tuned for Alpha Bug's thrilling conclusion! Berkana: No, I'm not really going to show up in this thing. I'd rather sit around Brookhaven and plot around like a conniving mother-in-law. |
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| Metabad | Feb 5 2011, 11:19 PM Post #2 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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^ My favourite part, this is some funny stuff! ------ and now...THE SUMMARY TOPIC SUMMARY! Mods involved: Spark, Metabad, Hunter Admins involved: Avi Spark: I'm gonna make some summaries, it'll be hilarious! Hunter: HELL YES! Metabad: NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! *Merges it all into one topic, now it is a smoldering warzone* there you go...HAAAAAVE FUUUUUUUN! Spark: No, put them all back you asshole. Metabad: Aww...now I feel bad...*moves them back* Avi: You can do both, also I smell bad! Spark: I already knew that. *makes another topic* Metabad: WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU USE MY TOPIC? Oh well let's see if these summaries are good... *Metabad reads through them and has a good laugh* Metabad: They were funny. *disintegrates* Spark: Thanks, wait, why did you just disintegrate? *THE END...?* ---- ...Well alright, that's just a hypothetical endi-*disintegrates* |
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