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Spark's RP Summaries
Topic Started: Feb 1 2011, 05:12 PM (405 Views)
Spark Mandrill
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Puppet Theater Summary!

Neo Genesis: Fenri Lunaedge, Metal Shark Player, Infinity Mijinion, Lightning Ktulu, Nu, Xi

Dopplerforce: Blizzard Buffalo, Frostman, Gravity Beetle, Cosmoman

Stardroids: Planetman, Queen Virgo, Luna, Apollo, Ramoon

Hunters: Toxic Seahorse

*Doppler Town is a city that used to be a smoldering warzone. Now it is a smoldering warzone. Again.

Metal Shark Player: I smell like the ass on a rotting corpse! Oh, and me and half of Berkana Piper's soldiers are causing a commotion so that we can draw out Dopplerforce and steal their DNA!

Fenri Lunaedge: And the other half of us are acting as the good guys here to stop him! But really, we're just here to make sure MSP doesn't wind up in prison and to swipe the DNA Metal Shark Player misses!

Infinity Mijinion: This is kinda confusing.

Metal Shark Player: Whiner. Now here they come!

Blizzard Buffalo: Egad!! Metal Shark Player's back! No time to ask what he's doing here or who the people he's fighting are!

*Metal Shark Player and his team fight against Dopplerforce, Fenri Lunaedge and his team. At some point, Toxic Seahorse and Planetman and his family come out of nowhere to join in on the fun. Hundreds of dollars of collateral damage later...

Metal Shark Player: Well, I'm stuffed! Now to end with a bang!

*MSP sets up an elaborate, moderately implausible trap to blow up the good guys in an impound lot.

Metal Shark Player: That took a lot of effort! This oughta make for a climactic finale!

*Queen Virgo puts out the burning cars with a minimum of effort.

Metal Shark Player: Goddamnit, I hate water more than ever!! If that's even possible! ZCBNM,NBMZBCXB,ZMXCB!!! D=<

*MSP sulks off the thread. Planetman pitches a fit, then has a touchy-feely moment with his family. During this, the rest of Neo Genesis make their getaway.

Fenri Lunaedge: That was fun. Let's do it again some time!

Infinity Mijinion: I barely knew what was going on.

Lightning Ktulu: Well, at least we got a lot of DNA souls, right?

Fenri Lunaedge: Actually, we only got three or four. Not many reploids showed up.

Ktulu and Mijinion: ...Is Red Alert still taking applications?

Outcome: Neo Genesis steals Gravity Beetle's, Blizzard Buffalo's, and Toxic Seahorse's DNA in a fairly confusing matter. Planetman bonds with his family by trying to kill people. Insurance rates in Doppler Town go up again.

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Dollhouse Summary!

Neo Genesis: Thurisaz, Hyleg Ourobuckle, Fialar, Behemoth (Algiz), Ehwaz (Scorpion-thing)

Red Alert: Red, Toadman, Sparkman, "Capt." Frog Quint, Wheel Gator, Wire Sponge, Killerman, Spider

*Berkana's old lab is an abandoned shithole that no one has bothered to demolish. There may've been hobos living there, but Thurisaz and the Behemoth probablly killed them.

Thurisaz: Did the premise to "Puppet Theater" make sense to you?

Fialar: ...A little, I guess.

Thurisaz: Good! 'Cuz now we're doing the same thing with Red Alert! Now let's get to it!

*Thurisaz, Hyleg, and Fialar team up with Red Alert to take down a nasty robot behemoth Berkana created. But really, they're just stealling Red Alert's DNA.

Sparkman: I'm determined to be a prick nobody likes!! Fuck everyone on my team!!

*A nasty scorpion bursts out of the ground and kidnaps Sparkman.

Sparkman: Oh my God, please!! Somebody help me!!

*Quint and Wheel Gator rush to Sparkman's rescue and narrowly avoid getting eaten by the scorpion. Eventually, Thurisaz and Red take down the behemoth while Sparkman and friends drive off the scorpion.

Sparkman: I still hate everyone on my team! I'm only marginally grateful! Grabagahbagah!!

Quint: Heh! Th-th-that's our Sp-Sparkman!

*everyone laughs*

Thurisaz: Well, this was fun. Let's do this again some time. *cuts Red a check*

Outcome: Neo Genesis steals Red's, Spider's, Wire Sponge's, and Wheel Gator's DNA. Red Alert is a couple hundred thousand zenny richer and none the wiser. Berkana needs to find a more productive way of stealing DNA.
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Decided to split up the summaries in their own handy little topic in the OOC section, hope you don't mind.
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I dunno. I think these work better when they're attached to the threads they're summarizing. It's kinda difficult to organize them here. Anyone who wanted to see the ultimate turnout for, say, the Wreckers thread would have to sift through all the other summaries in order to find it. Granted, there's not that many to go through right now. But I hope to do more of 'em.

Having a whole thread dedicated to them is okay, I guess. But I think it's more logical to look for a thread summary in the thread it's summarizing/mocking.
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Spark Mandrill,Feb 1 2011
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I dunno.  I think these work better when they're attached to the threads they're summarizing.  It's kinda difficult to organize them here.  Anyone who wanted to see the ultimate turnout for, say, the Wreckers thread would have to sift through all the other summaries in order to find it.  Granted, there's not that many to go through right now.  But I hope to do more of 'em. 

Having a whole thread dedicated to them is okay, I guess.  But I think it's more logical to look for a thread summary in the thread it's summarizing/mocking.

I'm going to be honest and say that the mocking (while funny and all) sort of...took me out of the respective RP's atmosphere at least when featured in the same thread, made me not really take the mood set by the RP's seriously at all after that. I dunno, it might seem a little silly...and I guess it is.

But since you insist, I moved them back.

I think I'll be keeping this thread for archival purposes though, just incase for example time passes and a bunch of other threads are made and I remember one really funny summary but can't remember the thread that was summarized and it's lost in a sea of topics and I have to go looking through the vast amount of threads, but instead of doing that I just go back here and then BAM. It's right here immediately for me to read.

Just seems sort of convenient that way, incase anyone misses them over time.
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ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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New Battle Summary!

Pseudodroids: Weil, Vulturon Condorrock, Craft, Argoyle and Urgoyle, Protectos

Solo: Ninetails, Tomahawkman, Laura Holiday, Rubalina, Emeraldo, Tempest Dragon

*Ryship Island is a place where the refugees from the Doppler Town War were seeking shelter. Soon it will be a smoldering warzone.

Weil: It’s time you boys got some training! Go recruit or kill Ninetails for me!

Craft: Don’t we have a Danger Room for this sort of thing?

Condorrock: Yeah, do we really want to blow our secrecy just so we can take some shots at some martial artist guru?

Weil: No! You whiners want some hardcore training, I’m gonna give it to you!

Condorrock: …Last one there’s a rotten egg?

*The pseudodroids rush into the refugee port, looking for trouble.

Ninetails: I’m in no mood for violence. For the sake of the refugees, lay down your arms.

Craft: Take a look around you. One of us is a walking missile silo, I’m a shell-shocked commando, and Condorrock’s RPed by Spark Mandrill. There’s no way we’re not going to throw down.

*A big brawl breaks out between Ninetails, Tomahawkman and the pseudodroids. Naturally, civilian casualties start popping up.

Weil: Hey! Those people can’t worship me if they’re dead!

Ninetails: (every three minutes) See?! You guys are just bloodthirsty, warmongering assholes! You’re no better than Alpha!

Condorrock: Whiner.

Craft: Wait…No one told me I might kill innocent people when we started shooting each other!

Weil: Oh, for God’s sake. Let me handle this.

*Ninetails and Weil try out-Godmoding each other. Weil wins.

Ninetails: Impossible!

Weil: Hey, I gotta have something going for me since my men are apparently incompetent and I have fight for control over this body every step of the way. Toodles!

Outcome: Ninetails ultimately drives off the Pseudodroids’ attacks, but not before more refugees get killed. Weil appears in public for the first time. The Pseudodroids cause a little havoc, but ultimately accomplish nothing.

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Operation: Justice Summary!

Cast of Characters:

Repliforce/Wreckers: Soundwave, Frenzy, Rumble, Laserbeak, Ratbat, Not Ramjet, Gilgameth, Lugnut, Blitzwing, Scalpel, Cruellock, Swindle, Swindle Drones

Pseudroids
Vulturon Condorrock

Alpha
Zeta, Alpha Bugs, Vulturon Condorrock

*Zeta and Vulturon Condorrock are in the outskirts of Vulgus, trying to escape the never-ending carnage in the Alpha Bug Hunt thread.

Condorrock: Alright! With these two Alpha Bugs I rescued from the battle, I can bribe my way into Alpha so that I can turn one of them into a sleeper agent for Weil! I'm so clever!!

Zeta: Huh. A Pseudodroid trying to lead a pair of Alpha Bugs? One of which is now a zombie? Let's be friends!

Wreckers: Not if we can stop you!

*A big battle between the two Alphas/Weil and the Wreckers breaks out. Zeta ends up retreating, and all the Alpha Bugs are killed. Swindle shows out of nowhere making pointless adverts and plug-ins for his crap.

Condorrock: Well if at first you don't succeed, Godmode!!

*Condorrock conjures up a big, nasty undead suit of armor to fight the Decepticons, including Swindle. Eventually, they bring the monster down.

Soundwave: That wasn't so bad. Let's bring the little turd in!

Ramjet: He didn't get away.

Soundwave: D'oh!! Oh well, at least we got a little action even while the other RPs are inactive. That's something.

Outcome: The Wreckers kick some zombie ass. Condorrock gets away with the alpha bugs' energy batteries. He also zombifies two of the two biometal sleeper agents from the Alpha Bug Hunt thread...At least until Dynamax says he can't have them.

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The Hole!

Starring:

RAD: ...Pretty much everyone.

Solo: Aquarius Theater, Wildtype

Pseudodroids: Craft, Heat Genblem, Juno, Buckfire, Serges, Agile, Protectos, Argoyle and Urgoyle, Weil, X.

*The Hole is a place where the vigilante group RAD hangs out. They mostly exposit the RP's backstories, their own backstories, and how Vulgus is going to shit. Until one day, the pseudodroids bang down their doors!

Craft: Weil needs troops who don't suck! And Moirae is on top of the list!

Moirae: I don't care that Weil needs more troops. I don't care that these guys are trying to stop crime in Vulgus. I don't care that there are violent people threatening people I hang out with. I don't care that Deathanz Mantisk hasn't returned my calls. I don't care that-

Wildtype: THAT strikes you as warrior material?

Craft: ...We'll work on that later. In the meantime, burn this crapshack to the ground and kill anyone who gets in our way!

Genblem: Do we have to? It's mean.

Weil: For God's sake! Do I have to do everything around here?!

*Weil possesses Genblem and goes on a rampage!

Weil: Now listen to me you nihilisitic bump on a log, you're coming home with us, whether you like it or not!

X: I don't think so!

*X possesses Genblem and stops rampaging!

X: Quick! You all should get out of here! And tell Sigma Weil's hiding out on Ryship! Oh, and Ma-

Weil: *retakes control of Genblem body* Damnit! Oh, why can't I have a body that doesn't fight me every step of the way?!

Serges: Maybe we should focus on finding you a body that you don't have to share with anyone.

Weill: I know what I'm doing! After them, you fools!

*RAD HQ gets burned to the ground, though everyone in RAD escapes. Insert Benny Hill theme here as Weil chases after them to downtown Vulgus.

Outcome: RAD is now homeless and on the run from Weil. One of the premises to Alpha Bug Hunt is in motion. The location to Weil's HQ is now revealed. Weil isn't doing a good job on keeping a lid on X.
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I thought of one part for the Hole Summary.

Buckfire: ALRIGHT, ME CAN BURN PLACE TO GROUND AND BE A BADASS!

*it happens offscreen*

Buckfire: Aww...
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But yeah, good stuff.
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