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Neo Arcadia Babies
Topic Started: Dec 4 2010, 08:10 PM (1,158 Views)
Spark Mandrill
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This face will be lying in bed next to you.
*It’s 198X, and welcome to Uncle Cutsy’s Daycare Center! Here, your children can have the perfect environment to grow, flourish and make all kinds of new friends. If nothing else, you can at least dump off your little hellspawn and make them someone else’s problem. Let’s meet some of the charming little hellraisers that call this place home!

Berkana: *leaning over Ramjet* Ya know, you kinda look like one of those whoopie cranes. That’s kinda cute.

Ramjet: Uh…I uh…I do…?

Berkana: Teehee! You’re funny! *kisses Ramjet on the mouth* Byyyyeee!

*Berkana blows Ramjet a kiss as she walks away. Once she’s far enough away, she opens her hand, revealing a fistful of zenny*

Berkana: Heehee! Got his lunch money! I wanna ride my horsey now!

Pegasolta: *gets on all fours as Berkana mounts him* See? I’m the favorite!

Lunaedge: Whatever.

Spark Mandrill: *points at Burstgirl* You got super cooties! You’re gross!

Ricardo Irving: *nudges Slur* Hey, you think we can make some money off that?

Deathtanz Mantisk: *playing with a Cobra Commander action figure* For your crimes against Neo Arcadia and humanity, I sentence you to death, death…! *starts slowly and meticulously cutting it up*

Serpent: Hmmm…Sierra Avalon’s got a better lunch than I do. *hands Purprill some zenny* Here’s 50 Z. Get it for me.

Purprill: Right, boss! *runs off*

Diveman: *holding the class turtle like a baseball* Swing, batterbatterbatterbatter!

Sparkman: *swinging electrode like a baseball bat* Do yer worst, poopiehead!
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Isabelle: Somehow, I doubt it, Rikki. Somehow, I highly doubt it.

Bon: Babuu~! Babuu babuu~!

Lex: Don't play dumb, Bon! You owe me a lot of money, and you know it!

Bon: Babuu~!

Duckbill Mole: Oy, Flammole! 'Ow many toime 'ave Oi told ya to stay out o'moi things?!

Iris: Who wants mudpies?

Roll: Ewwww! Disgusting!

Iris: But, I made them myself...

Princess Virgo: Dia, we've been over this. I'm not going to play with you if you continue acting like a sore loser.

Dia: Please, Princessy! Just one more game! I promise to behave!

Princess Virgo: That's what you said last time. And the time before that.

*meanwhile, on the other side of the looking glass, so to speak*

Aquagirl: Pyu?

Mother Elf: I don't see how. In this world, you'd probably be nothing but a scrap of metal. As for me, I'd probably just be a line of code. That wouldn't be fun.

Aquarius Theater: I'm already childlike to begin with, so there's no point of me being here, either.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Avi
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Puppies. <3
Baby Sierra: *playing with a toy cooking set* la la la la la OOH MONKEY *thwacks Purprill with plastic ladel* Baby Sierra make monkey stew! YUMMY YUM YUMS!

Baby Metal Shark Player: I want baby monkey too! I like baby monkey... like baby monkey very much... very VERY much... I want baby monkey... gimme baby monkey... GIMME BABY MONKEY ME WANT BABY MONKEY WAAAAAAAHHHH MONKEY GIMME!!! *starts nibbling on Purprill's leg*

Baby Waveman: *watching in horror* THE WAAAAH SOUND IS MAKE!!! AM CRY!!! *floods the ground in tears*
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Baby Tau: WAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! IOTA TOOK MY STUFF!!!

Baby Iota: Mine. *walks off with a teddy bear and a juice box*

Baby Lumine: Anyone wanna play doctor? *smiles creepy like*

Guts Baby: No but now I need a diaper change.

Bomb Baby: I made boom boom too. *points to Guts Man's legos, strewn about in a crater*

Guts Baby: You doodie head!! *hits him*

Dr. Light: *From other room* Julius, the babies are arguing, can you or Albert check it out?

Dr. Weil: But i'm...GRRRR...*walks in, looks young.* What do you mtal poop machines want now?

Baby Genblem: A hug?

Dr. Weil: Well too bad. Can't a guy work on his doomsd...I mean his HUMANITARIAN machines in peace here? *leaves, muttering under his breath*

Baby Phi: I think he needs a spanking.

Baby Alpha: All humans need a spanking. *eyes glow evilly*
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Avi
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Puppies. <3
Baby Waveman: More cry is have much!! *floods the area some more* Too many babies, too much confuse!!! Someone the do an interact with me? Pretty please please please super robot go?

Baby Sierra: Baby Sierra needs water to boil baby Mandroid stew in! Baby Waveman, could you cry into my bowl?

Baby Waveman: A MORE GREATER CRY SOUND IS HEARD!!! *runs away in tears*
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Spark Mandrill
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Irving: Awww, don’t be a party pooper, Izzy! Give it a chance!

*Irving grabs Slur’s hanky and pitches it at Mandrill when he’s not looking.

Mandrill: *grabs hanky* Hey!! Knock it off!

Irving: Oh no! Mandrill, you got Slur’s cooties all over you!

Mandrill: *gasp* I do?! Please! You got to help me!

Irving: …Well, for 60 Z, I can give you a cootie shot.

Mandrill: *hands Irving 60 Z* Take it!! It’s all my mommy gave me!

Irving: Okay, *makes circle and dot gestures on Mandrill’s arm* Circle, circle, dot, dot! Now you’ve had your cootie shot!

Mandrill: Yay!!

Irving: Glad to help!

*Irving walks back to Slur and hands her 10 Z

Irving: See?? Told you! *sticks tongue out*

*Meanwhile, Sparkman swings his electrode and smacks the hapless turtle, sending it flying across the classroom.

Sparkman: Heads up!

*the turtle hits Slur in the back of the head with considerable force,

Diveman: Nice! Home run!! *high fives Sparkman*

Purprill: *shakes MSP off his leg* I want my mooommmyyy!!

Swindle: *rolls up to Purprill* Pssst, hey kid. For 50 Z, this super soaker can be yours!

Purprill: Okay okay!

*Purprill hands Swindle his 50 Z, and gets his super soaker.

Purprill: Take this, butbreath! *squirts MSP*
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Baby Frost Man: I'd come over there and play Wave Man but I am too big to share a crib with any of you...except for baby Planet Man. Right Baby Planet Man?

Baby Planet Man: I order one of you to give me a chocolate milk and a Megatron gun toy. Your child king commands you!!!

Baby Frost Man: ...is that a yes?

Baby Iota: Wow...he's a spoiled brat.

Baby Phi: Yes he is.

Baby Crash Man: And you two aren't?

Baby Phi: *glares*......ALPHA!!! CRASH MAN SAYS HE HATES GUMMI BEARS!!!

Baby Crash Man: No I didn't!!! Sh's a li....ar? *gulps*

Baby Alpha: I LOVE THE GUMMI BEARS. DON'T MAKE FUN OF THEM!!!

Baby Crash Man: AHHHH!! *runs off*
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Isabelle: Alright, so I was wrong. I've forgotten how shrewd you can be, Rikki. *is hit* Oww~! Why must robots always play mean?

Trill: Izzy, it was an accident.

Isabelle: Why're you taking their side, Trill? Are you against me, too? Just like all robots?

Trill: Hardly, Izzy. I just observe the facts as they are. Now, if you excuse me, I have some tests to run. *walks off*

Isabelle: Trill, Trill, Trill. You simply amaze me sometimes.

Nana: *playing the piano* Codolson codolson codolson pie. Why can't a fly bird, yet a bird can fly? Ask me a riddle and I will reply, codolson codolson pie!

Iris: That's very good.

Nana: Thank you, Iris.

Iris: Brother, can I learn to play the piano like that? Pllleeeeeeease?

Psi: *is sucking on her thumb while carrying around Puppetman*
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Avi
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Puppies. <3
Baby Metal Shark Player: *gets squirted* NO... NO... No... make... it stop... I... I am... t-telling on you... *sob* waaaaaah.... WAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

From that day forward, Metal Shark Player would never be the same. It was at this point he decided to become a depraved, cannibalistic mad scientist in order to hide from the trauma which had just been inflicted upon him.

Baby Sierra: Alright, water! Hey Baby Purprill, can you please squirt some into my bowl? *holds it up in front of his face*
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Spark Mandrill
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Deathtanz Mantisk: *standing in front of a bunch of Cobra action figures* Sinners and criminals of Neo Arcadia, Arcadia…! Your judgment is at hand, at hand…! If you do not change your wicked ways, you will know pain and suffering that you cannot imagine, imagine…! Much like him, him…! *gestures to a dismembered Cobra Commander figure tied to a pyre made of tinker toys* Renounce your wicked ways, or share your leader’s fate, fate…!

*Mantisk lights the Cobra Commander figure on fire. The gathered action figures make no response. Dr. Mindbender simply topples forward, knocking over Baroness. Meanwhile…

Berkana: *rides over towards Crashman* Awww, are those other kids being mean to you? *puts arm around him* Don’t worry. I think you’re cute.

Condorrock: *perches on Nana’s piano* That’s pretty sweet, babe. *strums toy guitar* Wanna do a duet?

Sparkman: *goes over to Waveman* Don’t worry kid, I’ll play with ya!

*Sparkman sticks his electrode in the pool of tears Waveman’s standing in and cooks him

Purprill: I got a better idea. *points super soaker at Sierra* Gimme your lunch, or I’ll make it look like you peed yourself.
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Baby Sierra: But I did pee myself. >:]

Baby Waveman: ... *traumatized*

Baby Metal Shark Player: *also traumatized*

Baby Sierra: ...Mwahahahaha!
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Briansfox
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Sonia: Duet nothing! How about a trio? *takes out her own guitar*

Nana: Wow, I don't know what to say.

Iris: I want to play in a band like that some- ooh, shiney object! *runs off*

Dia: You cheated!

Princess Virgo: I didn't cheat. And you promised not to whine again.

Dia: That was a fluke! Best two of three?

Princess Virgo: Not if you're going to complain. *sigh* Every time, we go through this...
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Baby Shade Man: Is it time for food yet? Because I could use a drink. *eyeballs baby Sonia*

Baby Mega Man: Bad Shade Man. Wush Puppy, twansfowm!!!

Baby Rush: I dunno how.

Baby Mega Man: WWUUUUUSSHHHH!!!

Baby Tron Bonne: One day I'll make robots just like these lego men and marry Mega Man and have lots of Zenny. You'll see. *flies lego Gesselschaft*

Baby Theta: I'll become a psycho-ologist.

Baby Oil Man: I'll become an elephant.

Baby Theta: .....

Baby Tron: You're weird.
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*Diveman and Sparkman sneak up behind MSP and Waveman and take their lunch money while they're still traumatized. Meanwhile...

Purprill: Ewww, you already peed yourself? Phooey!

*Purprill angrily tosses the super soaker aside...which also hits Slur in the back of the head*

Purprill: Well...uh...*grabs Sierra's pot* Gimme your lunch, or I'll throw out your stew! Take that, Patty Peepants!

Condorrock: *high fives Sonia* Nice! Whaddaya say, girls? Wanna play 'Old McDonald'? *starts strumming guitar*

Thurisaz: *facepalms as Dia and Virgo argue* Yeah Virgo. That's why playing jacks with you two is no fun. Why can't we just play with our dollies?

Kennaz: 'Cuz I lit them on fire.

Thurisaz: Oh yeah. How about this: next person to come in dead last has to eat one of Iris's mud pies?
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Nana: Alright, sure.

Sonia: Okay. *the two start playing*

Princess Virgo: Deal.

Dia: I'm so gonna win this time.

Isabelle: Owwie~! Trill! The mean robots are hitting me!

Trill: *comes back in* Izzy, you take things too personally.

Isabelle: But they won't stop hitting me! *cries*

Trill: It's okay, Izzy. Here, I'll let you come with me. I was just about to help Dr. Light with something.

Isabelle: *sniff* Okay.

Psi: I wanna help people too, Theta. *continues sucking on her thumb while clinging to Puppetman*
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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