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| Mantisk ain't right.; Inspired by his latest post in Blackout | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 5 2010, 09:28 PM (593 Views) | |
| Spark Mandrill | Nov 5 2010, 09:28 PM Post #1 |
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This face will be lying in bed next to you.
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*It's just any other day in Neo Arcadia castle. The judges are going about doing their own thing. Foxtar's dolling herself up, Tritesta's arguing with himself, and Mantisk is gutting someone who didn't rewind the tape before returning it. Until suddenly, disaster strikes! Volteel: Hey, uh, you know the light bulb in the kitchen's out. Foxtar: So? Go change it. Volteel: Can't. Cactank and I are busy hanging out with Dynamax. I just came by to tell you. Hellbat: Vell, I can't do it. I'm already late for bible school. My kids are already in ze clazzroom vaiting for me. Foxtar: Don't look at me. I'm in the middle of my bubble bath, thank you very much. Don't ask me why I'm doing this right in front of you. Hellbat: You enjoy the attenshun. Foxtar: ...Maybe... Tretesta.O: Oh, for crying out loud. I'll do it. Do we have any of those energy saver bulbs left? Tretesta.E: Those bulbs suck! You can't light up a damn thing with those! Just be a man and go with the normal ones! Tretesta.O: I would like to minimize our carbon footprint, thank you very much. Tretesta.E: Damnit, save the hippie BS when we actually have light, asshole! Tretesta.F: C'mon, man! Where's your love for mother earth, duuuudde! Tretesta.E: You stay out of this! Foxtar: Sigh...Tretesta's not going to do it. And no one's created characters for Flizard or Inarabita yet, so they're out. Hellbat: Vell, whoze left? *a bloody and dirty Mantisk walks by, holding an equally dirty and bloody shovel over his shoulder. Foxtar: Hey, Bundy!! Mantisk: ...Yes, yes...? Foxtar: (Dear God, he actually responded to that) Now that you're done hacking up that total stranger, how about you do something useful for a change and go switch out light bulb in the kitchen, would you? Mantisk: No problem, problem... *Mantisk whistles to himself as he grabs a ladder out of the closet and leaves it in the kitchen. He then grabs his shovel and walks back outside. A few minutes later, he walks by, even more dirty and bloody, and holding a bloody bag over his shoulder. A few minutes later, he walks by again, holding a gas can, a lighter, and some chains draped over his shoulder. Foxtar: ...What the hell does he need all that shit for? Hellbat: ...How zould I know...? .... Hellbat: ...Ve better check on heem... *The Judges all go to the kitchen and see a burning corpse hanging from a chain on the ceiling in place of the lightbulb. Mantisk is walking out, carrying the ladder over his shoulder. Judges: MAAAAANNNTISSSSK!! |
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| Shade Man | Nov 6 2010, 01:38 AM Post #2 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Oh that wacky Mantisk...*80's Sitcom laugh track* And tune in next for Two Men and an Alpha. Gareth: QUIT PLAYING THAT SONG!!! I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE DAMN IT!!! I HATE ODE TO MOTHERFUCKING JOY!!! IT'S ENGRAVED INTO MY MEMORY CIRCUITS LIKE A HIDEOUS SCAR!!! Sheldon: ...I can't wait until you become expendable Gareth. I think I'll have my first smile since before my suicide on that day. Alpha: RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Show is cancelled and is replaced with "Botos and Frost Man's Sing Along."*
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[![]() You got Serv'd....get it?
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| Hunter_Chameleon | Nov 6 2010, 03:19 AM Post #3 |
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The Communist Merc
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Meh. All still inferior to "Lil' Nightscream". Nightscream : My life is an unending void of pain and darkness. Scavenger : SHUT UP YOU FEARFUL EMO PROTOFORM !!! *rips off Nightscream's arm* Nightscream : Auuugh the agony ! *dies* Everyone from KoNA and RtC : Lil' Niiiiightscream ! What a scamp ! *laugh-track* Scalpel : I will repair him ... with pogo sticks for legs !!! And a popcorn bowl for a liver ! Everyone from KoNA and RtC : *cheers up and throws a party* ... Sorry Metabad. I love these guys too much. ^^ |
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Various death threats : -I hAfE SoO mAnY iDeAs, I cAn'T cHooSe ! -Let's share ! -For Megatron ! -Mind if I play accordion? -You're already dead. -Seconded. -Step aside, commoners ! -I-I'm new at this d-death threat stuff. -... Huh? -Let us write the stuff of legends ! -Bow to Alpha ! And from higer-ups : -Crush the Alphas ! -With any chance, it won't earn you a place in my Tome of Grudges, lad. -Pray I don't let the bloodthirsty ones handle the issue ! Gyahahahahaaa ! -Decepticons : Operation : rock. -I, Cruellock, shall rip you apart, wot. -It was written, and I am merely Fate's pen. -And when they're all done, I'll make you all better ! | |
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| Avi | Nov 6 2010, 10:26 AM Post #4 |
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Puppies. <3
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So you're saying... if somebody blocked out the sun, Mantisk would get together a big ball of corpses, and... *hurls* |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Metabad | Nov 6 2010, 12:31 PM Post #5 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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Heh, no need to apologize. I love seeing those guys being loved...well, Scavenger being loved and Nightscream being beaten up, but you get the point. @Avi: If Dark Mantis ever succeeds in blocking out the sun, I guess you better watch out. Dark Mantis: *evil laughter* But anyways, great story Spark, I love it. My only very minor nitpick is that if anything, Hellbat would be teaching that class since he was a priest before being a judge, but I guess even priests need to learn more about their God here and there or something along those lines. That said though, awesome work, great stuff, would read again. |
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| Avi | Nov 6 2010, 12:34 PM Post #6 |
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Puppies. <3
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Now I'm imagining, for whatever reason, Mantisk opening up a... "lamp store" ... MANTISK REALLY AIN'T RIGHT. D': |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Hunter_Chameleon | Nov 6 2010, 01:13 PM Post #7 |
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The Communist Merc
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Hm. I think I have found my job. Thanks, Avi ! =D |
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Various death threats : -I hAfE SoO mAnY iDeAs, I cAn'T cHooSe ! -Let's share ! -For Megatron ! -Mind if I play accordion? -You're already dead. -Seconded. -Step aside, commoners ! -I-I'm new at this d-death threat stuff. -... Huh? -Let us write the stuff of legends ! -Bow to Alpha ! And from higer-ups : -Crush the Alphas ! -With any chance, it won't earn you a place in my Tome of Grudges, lad. -Pray I don't let the bloodthirsty ones handle the issue ! Gyahahahahaaa ! -Decepticons : Operation : rock. -I, Cruellock, shall rip you apart, wot. -It was written, and I am merely Fate's pen. -And when they're all done, I'll make you all better ! | |
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| Spark Mandrill | Nov 6 2010, 03:19 PM Post #8 |
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This face will be lying in bed next to you.
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Don't tempt him, now. He would easily do either those things. Like so: ![]() Seriously though, I kinda wish I thought of that first. Oh well, I just settle for my idea of pitching a Deathtanz Mantisk edition to Alan Wake. Instead using a flashlight to pierce the shadowy defenses of his enemies, Mantisk will simply decapitate some random person, light his body on fire, and use that instead. Hell, for all of that, he might just beat the bad guys to death with it.
That was actually the effect I was going for, but it didn't come out right, I guess. Oh well. [/color] |
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| Metabad | Nov 6 2010, 03:53 PM Post #9 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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Ah, guess I misunderstood, sorry about that. Oh well, it's no big deal, the story's still awesome either way. EDIT: Oh, I see you edited it, cool stuff. |
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