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The Devil's Paradise Bar; Where Juno serves the Darker side
Topic Started: Mar 27 2010, 08:59 PM (5,786 Views)
Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Kaiser just chuckled and said "Thanks, Three-eye." before taking a sip of his drink
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"Just a splash of vodka, if you please, Signora," Pavi responded.

***

Francoise Goulet strutted into the bar, flipping her mahogany hair out of her eyes. "Finally, an establishment tailored to the needs of women like moi," she cackled. "Isn't that right, Monsieur Funk?... Monsieur Funk?"

"MAN, HOW THE FUCK YOU GET INTO OUR LIMO?!" cried a voice immediately behind her, which was followed by several gunshots.

"WAIT! DON'T GO! PLAY WITH ME SOME MOOOOOORE!" screeched a different, bloodcurdlingly vile voice in response.

Funk frantically burst into the bar covered with scratch marks (some of which were still dripping blood), firing a few more shots out the door before slamming it shut.

Funk leaned back against a wall and slowly began to let himself slink to the floor, catching his breath and removing his suit jacket (which had several tears in it). "Crazy *gasp* bitch... stowed away in our limo... tried to *gasp* attack me..."

Francoise kneeled down over Funk, took a handkerchief from her wallet and began to dab the blood away from Funk's wounds. "Ay yi yi, can't you ever stay out of trouble for more than one night?"

"Wasn't *gasp* my fault..."

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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"You know Loathe you should be glad Weil said what he did. It shows ones intergity to let someone know where they stand. Better fear the ones that don't." Shadow Man says, wishing to show a tad of compassion for him, being a semi regular client and all.



"Why are you bleeding all over my floor Human?" Mega Man Juno asked, floating over Funk. "And what did this to you?"
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Metabad
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Buckfire began tapping his mechanical hoof on the floor. "Bob...where is ice cream?" Buckfire asked impatiently. "Buckfire been patient for while...but me have no snacky treat yet!" He turned towards Weil. "Oh, King Weil, when Buckfire gets ice cream could Buckfire maybe perhaps become bouncer maybe?" He asked. "Me do good at rough people up and beat down unwelcome people and not allow opposers of Weil's law in!"

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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Just be sure to confirm with Genblem over who you hit." Weil says.

"Sorry Buckfire, kinda froze when Alpha showed up." Bob says serving his Ice cream. "I made it a larger portion to compensate."
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The Wildebeast
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"Was a *gasp* crazy furry sonofabitch," Funk said between breaths, "with *gasp* six inch claws."

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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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"Was it some sort of animal?" Juno asks, curious as to what it was that did this to him.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"It must've been DWN-054." Darkman V mused. "He can get a bit out of control, but nevertheless, he serves Wily well."

"Of cource." said Slur. "Excuse me, could we get a waiter, please?"

"Yeah, you have a point there, Shadowman." said Loathe with a chuckle. "It's good to know one's intentions up front."

"Strange coming from you, seeing as you always make up false loans."

In floated Spade Magnets.

"I thought you were dogging at Planetman's heels." said Loathe.

Spade shrugged. "I figured I'd travel back and forth. Makes things more interesting for me."

Loathe shook his head. "Sometimes I wonder what's going on in that mind of yours, Spade."

"Don't think too much into it, boss." said Spade with a grin.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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The Wildebeast
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"Yeah, fo sure, looked like a God damn wolverine," Funk responded, finally catching his breath.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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"*sigh* What an I get you?" Tesla asks Slur in the most unwilling manner possible.

"Try to give a damn honey or else I'll ask everyone to not tip you." Gauss says from across the room.

"One more comment and I'll get uncle Zap on the phone." Tesla grumbles under her breath.

"I HEARD THAT!!! THAT CHARLITAIN IS NOT WELCOME HERE!!!" Gauss yells.



"A robot has harmed a human...and one of the same series as Shade Man no less..." Juno begins to think on this.
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Metabad
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"Oh, ok..." Buckfire said as he took the ice cream. "Thanks for biggerness." Buckfire said as he tasted it. "You make it very good...did Buckfire pay already? Me kind of forget..."

"No, I don't think you did..." Serges said as his wheels rolled over towards the counter, he decided to pay for the Pseudoroid. "You're very lucky I have this on me, Buckfire."

"Yes thanks Milkman." Buckfire said as he ate more of his ice cream.

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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"It was on the house as I recall." Bob says, passing the money back to Serges. "And what's with the Milkman stuff?"
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Metabad
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"Ah..." Serges said as he took the zenny back. "My mistake, then..." He began stroking his metallic mustache. "Well...I used to make milk in my spare time, I lent it to some of my comrades incase they wanted to try it. However things got a little busy and hectic so I eventually stopped before I was assigned to hunt down X." He explained.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Drakelor noticed Funk and Francoise and said to them "Hey! It's good to see you two again!"

Thornacus just merely waved at them as he chuckled.
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Metabad
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The doors swung open and soon Professor Theodore Clark entered the Devil's Paradise Bar. "There seems to be an awful lot of mechanical beings here...but then again I suppose this is a place where villains gather around in spite of their shortcomings with one another." He remarked to himself as he held the door open.

"Indeed, father..." Grave said as he followed in after Professor Clark. "Besides, I heard some of our comrades are in here as well...including Slur."

Professor Clark nodded as he shut the door after Grave entered the bar. "If they can at least tolerate the pressence of sentient robots for the time being then so can we." He said as he took a seat.
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