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| The Devil's Paradise Bar; Where Juno serves the Darker side | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 27 2010, 08:59 PM (5,791 Views) | |
| Briansfox | Apr 2 2010, 05:35 AM Post #46 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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ooc: So Theta is not reset? I'm confused. |
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| Spark Mandrill | Apr 2 2010, 07:28 AM Post #47 |
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"I thought the part where I did it right in front of you gave it away," Blades remarked, smirking at Genblem. "I mean, do you rely on security cameras to do your job for you? What are you, some sort of cut-rate rent-a-guard or something?" Meanwhile, Slipstream simply laughed as Salamandra tried to pick himself up and pick a fight with Blades. Even as Flatline was already opening Salamandra up, commenting silence is consent or something like that. "Look at the cripple picking a fight with the Autobot commando. It thinks its badass," Slipstream mocked, pointing and laughing at Salamandra. "Son, there's really nothing left of you to get in a fight with. It's like beating up a protoform in a hoverchair; fun, but not really a challenge. Besides, if a turtle can slag you, then frankly, a wrecker will completely and utterly smear you," Slipstream reminded, putting her feet on top of the weakened general. She decided not to tell him that even if he or the turtle did kick Blades's ass, they'd be outnumbered as soon as Bonecrusher, Stonegrinder and Devouritor joined in, just for the hell of it. They could figure that one out. "Blades, Slipstream and Mindwipe, keep it together! We didn't inexplicably journey to the other end of the galaxy just to pick a fight," Scorponok barked, scowling at his troops. "Yes, we did," Blades, Stonegrinder, Bonecrusher, and Slipstream answered in unison. "Well then, unless you all want to spend time on Scalpel's table, I suggest you reconsider your priorities. Our time here is brief as it is. Find a better way to spend it," Scorponok implored, glaring at all four them as he harshly closed his claw. "Hmph. Guess the 'Cons are taking the pussy way out," Blades remarked to Genblem while sneering at Scorponok. "But I'm not a Decepticon. Am I?" he added, cracking his knuckles. Meanwhile, Mindwipe was hanging his head, disappointed with his luck with the ladies. He could've easily brainwashed them into giving him something-something. But it was always pathetic falling back to that. However, his expression darkened as soon as Theta spoke to him. "Your chances are not good. And what happened on Earth between you and the other Decepticons has no significance. You were all...middlemen," a deep, cool, monotone voice in Theta's head replied, just as Mindwipe refocused his attention on Tesla. Elsewhere, Soundwave had just finished his third number when his gaze fell squarely on Gareth. "Yesss..." he said to himself, as Garboil tapped into Gareth's comlink frequency. <span style='font-family:Microstyle Bold Extended ATT'>"Gareth, is it? I heard what you stole from Heat Genblem..." Soundwave informed over Gareth's com, tapping his helmet smugly. "But...I don't necessarily want to spoil your good time. Perhaps you, my associates and I can put that behind us over a couple of drinks? We would be most appreciative,"</span> |
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| Saturn Ballad | Apr 2 2010, 09:49 AM Post #48 |
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Jazz hands!
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Saturn headed towards the spider. "I'll get RID OF IT." Demon Gemini gave Saturn a swift kick to the face, knocking him down. "No way, dickhead. You space bots always wanna kill what's existed on Earth, don't you? To be honest, I thought it was funny to see you fuckin' writhe in pain when that venom fell into your eye." "I'm sure it'll be funny when you and your precious clone end up killing each other." Saturn sneered. "Then I can get rid of your body and laugh the whole way." "You don't know when to shut the hell up, do you?" Demon Gemini began to make his way towards Saturn, but the strange creature on the table suddenly began to twitch. It was enough to make Demon Gemini cringe. "Ugh..." Demon Gemini stepped back from the twitching spider. His eyes widened when he saw the long limbs retract back into its back. When Saturn saw the spectacle, he suddenly screamed and scrambled up off the ground before running. Demon Gemini just watched as the spider became more like a human in appearance. The human was left breathing heavily on the table, looking at everyone around him. "Shit, I'm the only human in here, ain't I?" "Cut the stupidity!" Demon Gemini shouted as he grabbed the human by his shirt collar. "Who in the hell ARE you?!" The human gulped. "Mickey Skulls, dude. How the hell did I get in here?" "You just barely managed to sneak in, DUDE." Demon Gemini said, mockingly. |
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| Strider Hiryu | Apr 2 2010, 09:56 AM Post #49 |
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Another guest arrived, well two. Dallas and The good Doctor, Gate. Gate gave a sigh as he tried to find a clean seat to sit in. "Dear word...." He said, "It's hard to find aplace to sit in here. Seems like it's a wild party, though." He tried not to get any smudges on his labcoat. Saturn and Genimi seemed to catch his attention. "And what are you two squabbling about?" He asked. "Lady Dallas and I just arrived in here." |
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| Saturn Ballad | Apr 2 2010, 11:26 AM Post #50 |
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Saturn caught his breath before eyeing the newcomers. "None of your concern--" He began to say, but was given a hard punch in the gut by Demon Gemini, who was still holding onto Mickey's collar. "OW!" "I thought Planetary Stardroids such as yourself couldn't feel pain." Demon Gemini said mockingly. He turned to Gate and gave him a bow. "I'm sorry for this space droid's cruellness. Anything that's not in space is an evil demon to him." "They are." Saturn grumbled, bent over in pain. "Only a FOOL would dare attack a superior Stardroid such as I." Demon Gemini rolled his eyes. "I dunno, Terra's a superior Stardroid, and he nearly gave you what you deserve." Saturn snapped. He grabbed Demon Gemini by the throat. "Don't mention that hideous scumbag near me ever again! And yes, he ALMOST killed me, but I got him back. I KILLED HIM INSTEAD. His luck ran out when he picked a fight with ME." Demon Gemini shot a lazer at Saturn's arm, which caused him to drop Demon. He fell to the ground as his arm went numb. "Rrrrgh.... I HATE YOU!" "Shit, dude, what the hell?" Mickey asked. "That Terra guy was probably hassling him too much, why'd you have to shoot him?" "He HAS hassled me too much!" Saturn yelled. "It's HIS fault I go around killing people. He made me become addicted to seeing their blood!" "Oh, stop fuckin' LYING." Demon Gemini shouted, stomping on Saturn's face. |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2010, 11:46 AM Post #51 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Blackmail huh?" Gareth says. "Tell him, I don't give a shit if he knows or not. I'm not wasting my money on you. Especially since your kind seem to be on his shit list moreso than me." "Is that a challenge Autobrat?" Blades is suddenly pushed forward, tripping him over Blades. "Us cons are pussies? I think not, Starscream does not set the bar for the rest of us Protectobot." Skywarp laughs as he looks down on him. "You should learn your place wanna be. Here's a hint: You're already there." Skywarp laughs loudy. (OOC: Remember he was mine here.:P) |
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| Strider Hiryu | Apr 2 2010, 12:00 PM Post #52 |
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"It's fine." Gate said. He bowed back. "Dallas brought me here. She does not speak much at all." He made himself comfortable as he glanced at Chopper. "Will you, please sir, put out that dreaded thing?" he asked. "I really do not want my best coat to smell worse than this place." Chopper snorted at Gate and gavehim a solid glare. "Hey, pointdexter, dun' be tellin' me what to do, 'Kay?" He asked harshly. |
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| Briansfox | Apr 2 2010, 12:45 PM Post #53 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"This is where we part ways, Colonel Psi." said Craft. "Indeed." said Psi. "Give Theta my best." With that, she left. "Sorry, General Juno. Had to tie up some loose ends from bygone threads." Craft explained. With that, he took out his cigar. |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2010, 12:50 PM Post #54 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"You are free to go there Craft. There is no forced obligation there, it is just Father happened to know the two non First Generations he made in the other bar are a traitor and the inferior X. Also I do not hold a Military rank, I am merely an overseer." Juno clarified. "The only thing asked is if it becomes us vs them you keep your loyalties in mind." |
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| Spark Mandrill | Apr 2 2010, 12:50 PM Post #55 |
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"Let's put your theory to the test," Soundwave replied, sounding inexplicably hoarse as he turned to face Genblem. <span style='font-family:Microstyle Bold Extended ATT'>"I have a recording of Gareth confessing to stealling your DNA," Soundwave informed, as he pressed a button on his chest, replaying Gareth's devious thought word for word. Meanwhile, Blades simply laughed as Skywarp towered triumphantly over him. "Yak, yak, yak. You talk too much, Skywarp," Blades commented, as he transformed into helicopter mode and took off...dragging Skywarp behind him on his towline. However, Scorponok bolted upright in his seat, grabbing the cable towing Skywarp. With a mighty yank, he pulled Blades down to Earth...literally. Groaning, Blades wearily transformed back into robot mode as Scorponok slammed his drink on the bar and tightened his grip on Skywarp. "That's it. I hereby terminate this mission. Between Blades picking a fight and Soundwave resorting to his old tricks, I'd say this is the last straw. You are all to report back to Cybertron immediately. You too, Skywarp," Scorponok remarked angrily, his claws quivering with rage. "What are you so pissy about? None of this is canon, so what's the worst the happen? I could feel up that black-and-red haired girl, and all she could do is take it like a cheerleader. Like so:" Slipstream remarked, as she copped a feel on Pi. "I (and Optimus Prime) have trained you all for better than this. And since that's a concept you all haven't wrapped your processors around, you have no place on this planet!" Scorponok barked, smacking Slipstream with his open claw. "Hey, what about us? We belong here!" Swindle piped in, as Ramjet raised his hand. "You two can stay. Everyone else must go," Scorponok commanded. "Awww...But I didn't even get any dialogue! This sucks!" Blazemistress pouted, lighting a jukebox on fire. "OUT!! Barricade, you and Buzzsaw detain anyone who doesn't leave!" Scorponok screamed. "Sweet, I'm not trouble. Alright, you heard the man. Get out," Barricade harshly reiterated, ejecting Buzzsaw while deploying his mace. Grumbling the gathered Decepticons and Autobots transformed and rolled out of the bar, while Scorponok and Barricade remained behind to make sure everyone left. Meanwhile, Shrapnel and Devouritor were in the back, raiding the pantry for anything and everything that was edible. Shrapnel and his swarm were devouring crates of peanuts, potato chips and gum while Devouritor downed an entire freezer of burgers, monzerella sticks and steaks. "Oh, are we leaving already, already? Boy, does the time fly, fly," Shrapnel remarked, as he spotted the leaving Decepticons out of the corner of his eye. "The food was good, the location wasn't bad, bad...But the service left something to be desired, desired. I give this place three stars," Shrapnel critiqued, finishing his crate of peanuts before flying after his former comrades. Devouritor simply roared as he threw his wrecking balls at a random building before lumbering off the thread.</span> |
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| Briansfox | Apr 2 2010, 12:53 PM Post #56 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"My loyalties shall always be with High Admiral Weil." said Craft as he lit his cigar. "Don't ever forget that." |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2010, 12:59 PM Post #57 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"It was fun while it lasted." Skywarp says. He would have the last laugh however as Blades failed to noticed that Skywarp scrawled. "Honk if you love the Rock Lords" on his back. Juno blinked. "The strangeness of some." Genblem shrugged. "I knew already. The fact is I knew you'd go for me, which let me put the inhibitor on you. It prevented you from getting anyone ese so it was fair trade." He then walked past Gareth and punched him out. "THat' is for thinking I'd not retaliate." Gareth gets up. "Next time you throw a punch...you best make it a killing blow." "Not if I need your help one day against a common problem. A certain woman who stole my brothers away...you might be needed before too long." Genblem comments. "Heh. I can respect that." Gareth says. |
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| Cobra Omega | Apr 2 2010, 05:44 PM Post #58 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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Drakelor and Armarando then walked in saying nothing as they went to the seats they were at before they left. "DAMMIT! Nothing ever goes my way does it?" thought Kaiser as he saw Drakelor and Armarando were back "It's good to see you're ok, Drakelor." said Craothe as she hugged him "I have to admit, I was pretty worried after what Buckfire did to you before Armarando took you to the Dance Macabre." "I've been through worse before." said Drakelor as he chuckled "Oh, Kaiser. You weren't trying to get Craothe drunk were you?" "No, no! She wanted a light beer, but I didn't even get that for her yet since Bob getting something for Bucktooth or whatever his name was again." "You mean 'Buckfire'." "Yeah, that's the one!" "I see..." said Kaiser and Drakelor |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Strider Hiryu | Apr 2 2010, 06:24 PM Post #59 |
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"Buckfire?" Chopper asked. "Who is he?" The Biker perked up as he held his fag between his fingers. "He seems like an intrestin' person. Probily better than somma m'gang an pretty boy in a labcoat." He gave a small snigger as he flicked his fag towards someone. |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2010, 06:38 PM Post #60 |
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"OH..sorry. We're under staffed, please excuse the delays." Bob says. "We are hiring if anyone is interested." |
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