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| The Devil's Paradise Bar; Where Juno serves the Darker side | |
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| Shade Man | Apr 1 2010, 11:37 PM Post #31 |
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"Serges, we hired an Alpha. I'm not sitting here all butt hurt and I got a laundry list of reasons to. Go talk to Bob about getting your drink and stop bickering. If Shadow Man, Gauss, and Hell almost everyone in this room isn't trying to kill him neither should you." Weil comments. Juno comes back with a containment field. "Here." |
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| Metabad | Apr 1 2010, 11:53 PM Post #32 |
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"Fine." Serges mumbled, readjusting his hat. He pressed a navigational button on the arm of his chair and the wheels seemed to roll towards Bob's general direction, until he made a swift turn and ran over Drakelor's wings with his wheels. "Oh, I'm so terribly sorry for my mistake little winged one, please forgive me." Serges sarcastically said to Drakelor. Well...that was rather immature...yet satisfying. Serges thought to himself and smirked. He cruised over towards Bob and cleared his throat. "So you're Bob, are you not? Get me the strongest drink you have since I have a feeling it's going to be a long day..." Serges said. "Milkman need to be less grumpy." Buckfire said. "Anything Buckfire can do for you Master?" He asked Weil again. |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2010, 12:01 AM Post #33 |
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"Be ready if the spider comes for me. Make sure it never reaches me." Weil says. Juno takes the containment field generators and guides his hands away from his main bidy towards the spider. "All patrons are asked to back off...this is your only warning. Once the field is up your safety is assured." "I feel so reassured." Gauss says. "We're covered...look up Gauss." Shadow Man points upwards to reveal Supremax standing on a balcony, injesting Dark Chips while watching. "I borrowed him from the arena just in case." |
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| Cobra Omega | Apr 2 2010, 12:01 AM Post #34 |
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The instant Serges ran over his wings, Drakelor yelled at Serges "Can your fake apologies and watch where you're going you legless jackass!" Thornacus then walked in as he looked at Drakelor and said "Well well well, feeling a little down are we?" "Can it, Jester!" "Well, you are lucky that even with the amount of pain you're in, you were well-mannered enough to refer to me as 'Jester', because if you would've said 'Clown', you would've became completely wingless." said Drakelor and Thornacus before Thornacus took out three of his throwing knives and started to juggle them |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Apr 2 2010, 12:13 AM Post #35 |
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"Yes sir Weil sir, Buckfire protect you with life!" Buckfire crossed his arms and kept a close eye on the bug. "Why do I feel like I should be offended by that comment?" Rez asked himself referring to Drakelor's comments about being legless, looking down to find that he himself has no legs and just shrugged. Serges readjusted his monocle as he looked over at Drakelor. "I think I can pick him off from here." He said as he moved his cloak slightly and aimed his buster at him. "Oh, shut it." Edward Gavino scolded Serges as he teleported behind him. "While the legless comment may be a tad uncalled for given your current condition, you sir truly are a jackass. Now calm down before you just end up making a ruckus." Serges just grumbled under his breath as he put his buster away. |
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| Cobra Omega | Apr 2 2010, 12:27 AM Post #36 |
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For some odd reason, what Edward said to Serges made Drakelor laugh to the point of falling asleep. Thornacus then stopped juggling his knives and put them away and looked Drakelor before poking his wing once, and feeling Drakelor's pulse before saying "Looks like Drakelor isn't dead... I don't know how you did it Ed, but you got Drake here to fall asleep. So now all of us don't have to hear him complain about his pain. He was always a bit of a motormouth anway." Armarando merely sighed as he said "The one time m'lord actually requires healing, and there is no one around to do so. How ironic." "Well hey, at least he ain't dead!" said Kaiser "He just doesn't know how to handle pain, that's all." "You have a point there." said Armarando Craothe frowned as she said "I'm still kind of worried about him, I mean I know Drakelor will be ok, but still.." Thornacus then responded "Well the sleep will probably ease his pain a little bit when he wakes up, as long as no more people walk on them or anything of the sort." |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2010, 12:31 AM Post #37 |
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"Legs are overrated. Our way of mobility is far superior Serges. Perhaps in time I can make your output as fast and as diverse as my own." Juno says. "Buckfire, pretend Drakelor's wings are on fire. Show us how you will put them out while I shield father." Juno says with his eyes open and an evil smile. "And he is supposed to be based off of Thomas...oh my." Gauss says. Tesla lwas looking horrified at the flirtatious Transformer. "Get away from me...I don't date creepy machines." "Scorponok, get your man under control before I remember how your master betrayed me." Alpha says to him. Theta glares at Mindwipe. "The sad thing is I am almost tempted to prove who's mind control is superior. However as my brother said you guys did abandon me when I needed you the most." |
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| Metabad | Apr 2 2010, 12:48 AM Post #38 |
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Edward furrowed his eyebrows and scowled. "...It's EDWARD you..." He held onto his cane very tightly that a slight cracking noise was heard. "Oh you have got to be kidding me..." he looked at his cane, the top of it was cracked right open. however it soon became encased in a glowing energy and was as good as new. "Nevermind..." he grabbed onto his cane again. "As for what I did that made him laugh himself to sleep...your guess is as good as mine Mr.Zornillion." Edward said. "Indeed, I'm glad someone shares my sentiments." Serges said. "I would gladly accept your kind offer just as long as you don't make it too fast to the point where it would be spinning out of control." "Ooh, why play pretend when me can make real fire?" Buckfire launched a few sparks of fire at Drakelor which directly hit his wings. "You no worry, me stomp them out just in time!" Buckfire rushed over to Drakelor and started brutally stomping on them as hard as he could, the fire seemed to spread across his wings but spread no further as Buckfire successfully put them out, he punched the wings though just incase he missed any flames. "BUCKFIRE STOP BURNING HOT FIRE!" He raised his fists triumphantly. |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2010, 12:53 AM Post #39 |
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"If you cannot handle what I'd give you then I've done somwthing wrong, until then...bask in the punishment of the insolent." Juno says. "Put out the fire well and later you can have some ice cream Buckfire." "You never fail to surprise me Juno." Weil comments. "I seek to exceed expectations." Juno replies. |
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| Cobra Omega | Apr 2 2010, 01:03 AM Post #40 |
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"I apologize for saying your name incorrectly." responded Thornacus to Edward "Also, I guess this means I'll have to ask Drake myself when he wakes up." "Either way Thorn, your theory of him being in less pain when he wakes up just went flying out the window." said Kaiser "At this rate, Drake's gonna be dead before he even has a chance to wake up." "Well for the sake of Craothe's sanity, we can't have that. I'm sure the poor girl's mind snapped enough from seeing what happened to Drakelor just now. One of us is going to have to take him back to the Dance Macabre to get him healed, seeing as I highly doubt any of us are going to be able to convince Rubalina to come here especially with how over protective her siblings are, no matter how bad Drakelor is injured." said Thornacus "I'll go ahead and take him back." said Armarando "I'm used to carrying m'lord by now, and Lucille hasn't really received a chance to actually relax yet. I'll make sure to return with m'lord the instant he is well enough to come back." "Don't take too long Armo, or else I might get Craothe drunk enough to where she likes me!" said Kaiser before being promptly smacked across the face by Craothe Armarando not hearing what Kaiser said merely walked out of the bar carrying Drakelor on his shoulders. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Apr 2 2010, 01:20 AM Post #41 |
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"I was half joking there, Juno. Although it would be unfortunate if a situation such as that actually occurred, however I believe it would not, given your keen observations and intelligence." Serges said to Juno, afterwards he looked over at Drakelor getting carried out and grinned. "That'll teach the little bastard twice before taking such a cheap shot at me." Serges laughed. "As dense as Buckfire is, he certainly knows how to injure someone." He whispered to Juno, hoping Buckfire wouldn't hear him. Buckfire smashed a case holding a nearby fire extinguisher and used it around the spot where Drakelor once was. "Buckfire sure he got it all..." He pumped his fist up in the air. "YEAH! ICE CREAM!" He said excitedly. "I absolutely hate it when people shorten or abbreviate my name in any way." Edward said and frowned. "It's what low class citizens such as the rubbish on the streets do very commonly and I will not have it...but then again that's never stopped them before." |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2010, 01:35 AM Post #42 |
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"Bob...give him what he wants once your done with Serges' drink." Juno says about his promise to Buckfire. Bob pours Serges drink then gets to work on the ice cream. "We really need a chef..." |
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| Cobra Omega | Apr 2 2010, 01:56 AM Post #43 |
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"Well I have to admit Edward, I actually used to not like you that much, I mean we're from two different classes, not to mention we have two conflicting personalities, but there is something about this particular place that makes me realize that I have been giving you too little respect. I mean after all, we are both from the same faction, so there's no reason for me to not to try to at least attempt to show you more respect than I have prior to now. Right?" said Thornacus "So are you SURE I can't buy you a drink, Craothe?" "After what you said before Armarando left, I wouldn't trust you to buy me a glass of water." "Oh come on, you know I was just joking around! I may be perverted, but I know it's a bad idea to screw with other guys' girlfriends, I mean after all, I'm pretty sure I told you what happened to my old girlfriend and person she was cheating on me with when I caught that guy screwing her" "True... Alright, you can buy me a drink, but nothing heavy." said Kaiser and Craothe "Alrighty." said Kaiser as he stood up "I might as well get something light too." Kaiser then noticed Bob was busy and said to Craothe "Maaaaybe we should wait a bit. Seeing as Bob's busy and all." "Alright." said Craothe as Kaiser sat down and smiled at her "Dammit! Drakelor better not get back before I can get the drinks! This is the closest I've gotten to getting laid in almost a year, and I don't need something fucking that up now!" thought Kaiser |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Apr 2 2010, 02:44 AM Post #44 |
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"MAKE IT CHOCOLATE!" Buckfire yelled at Bob just to make sure he could hear him. "AND NO SPRINKLES, IF BUCKFIRE FINDS JUST ONE SPRINKLE ON IT, BUCKFIRE WILL PUMMEL YOU INTO GROUND!" "He won't add any sprinkles, Buckfire, now stop threatening the waiter and keep your voice down damn it!" Serges scolded Buckfire while covering his ears. "...Sorry..." Buckfire said. "Me no mind some chocolate syrup..." Serges just sighed and took a sip of his drink. "To think I have to work with that dimwit every day." He mumbled to himself. "Perhaps, however we are in fact two very different people and to be honest I do not particularly care about what my peers think of me, as long as I get things done and do a good job at it then that is all that matters to me. I am a man of business after all, I'm not looking to make friends for they only get in the way of progress and I can barely bring myself to respect anyone of lower class than I." Edward explained in a rather harsh manner. "It's why I'm here after all and I wouldn't change any of that for anything in the world...except perhaps more money." Edward took out a pipe and began smoking it. "Although I suppose it would not hurt to at least tolerate my associates at the Neo Mafia...at least when they are not doing something ever so foolish, aside from Xenocrates of course, he is just incompetent in the worst way possible. I do happen to respect my superiors such as Serpent and such; I believe you know the higher-ups of the Neo Mafia.” |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2010, 02:55 AM Post #45 |
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"I see that and raise the moron on the floor." Bob says as he makes the ice cream. "I'll kill you after I kill the Autobot Bobbo." Salamandra says from the ground. "I said...why is there alcohol all over you?" Genblem notices. "The Autobot interpeted the matter being over as to continue it by pouring his drink on me and mock me while I am defenseless. Likely because he can't take me head because he's a pussy with issues." Salamandra saysas he tries to work his knees. Genblem turned to look at Blades. "I want a confession without having to check the security tapes Blades. Is what he says true?" He cracks his knuckles as his eyes glow. "Tell me now and I will not retaliate this time." Gareth smirks. "These idiots get more interesting to watch as time goes on. I wonder how the Einherjar that bitch Berkana snagged compare to him. Too bad he fails to realize I got a sample of his DNA as he touched me before he put the inhibitor on?" He though to himself, watching. |
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