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The Devil's Paradise Bar; Where Juno serves the Darker side
Topic Started: Mar 27 2010, 08:59 PM (5,793 Views)
Spark Mandrill
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"C'mon, somebody help the poor lizard off the floor," Blades smirked, kneeling down and smirking at the downed Salamandra, apparently unconcerned by his burned armor. "Yo, barkeep! A round for the dashing Wrecker over here!" Blades requested, snapping his fingers. Once he got Salamandra's round, Blades knelt down next to Salamandra. "Look. Sorry 'bout mooching off of ya. In all fairness, how 'bout you have a hit of mine. Only fair, right?" Blades reasoned apologetically. Smiling, he poured his glass all over Salamandra's face...until a massive purple claw grabbed his shoulder and pinned him to the ground.

"That's enough out of you. With an attitude like that, it's no small wonder that you were booted from the Elite Guard. You should be ashamed that us 'Decepticon Scum' are better behaved than you are!" Scorponok scolded, tightening his grip.

"He's right. One of us should be causing a scene too! Runamuck, feel up that pink-haired bot, will ya?" Cuntscream sneered.

"She's a girl," Ramjet explained, whispering into Runamuck's ear.

"Sweet!" Runamuck cheered, grabbing Juno's chest and giving it a playful squeeze. Meanwhile, Mindwipe siddled up to Genblem and looked down at him curiously.

"Pardon me, but do many females of your species frequent this bar? It's been one of the things I've been looking forward to ever since we arrived. Just asking,"
a deep, monotone, commanding voice in Genblem's head inquired. Elsewhere, Rumble and Frenzy had ejected from Soundwave's chest and were surveying the scene. After several seconds, they turned to each other, shaking their heads.

"Geez, Juno. You ain't ever gonna make this a hotspot unless you add a little zing to this joint. C'mon Sounds! Show these fleshbots how we do things back on Cybertron!" Rumble commented.

<span style='font-family:Microstyle Bold Extended ATT'>"...There's already a place across the street for this...But, cassettecons, deploy. Operation, Bring Down the House,"
Soundwave commanded, as he ejected the remainder of his posse, and started playing music from his speakers. As the electronic, hear-pumping music filled the room, Soundwave started breakdancing in the corner of the room, spinning on his head as his torso and legs spun in entirely different directions.

"Get down, Soundwave!" Frenzy commented, snapping his fingers.</span>
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"This is just ridiculous."

A frowning robot took a seat in the back of the bar. He was facing away from them, trying to avoid the tomfoolery taking place. "What, are you all warriors or fools?"

"Well, Demon, I'm sure you'd blend in well with them."

Demon Gemini glared at the newest arrival. A hateful sneer replaced the look of annoyance on his face. "Saturn." He hissed.

Saturn walked towards him, tossing glares at whomever he passed. "I'm right, you know. You're as foolish as they come. Why, you can't even get your own clone to come back to you."

"Keep talking, you sparkling little fuckhead." Demon Gemini said through his teeth.

Saturn just smirked, until he heard a strange scratching noise.

"What in the hell was that..." He said suddenly.
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Chopper smirked as he lit up another cigertte.

"Oh! More people comin' in!" He yelled. He gave the new comers a wave as he puffed his fag. "So, what youse all doin' here? GOnna check upon all them chicks?" He asked.
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Just then Tesla Magnus arrived followed by her Father Gauss. "Daddy, this place is full of creeps. I don't want to be here."

"Too bad, it's an order from me and you're going to listen or I'll cut your spending." Gauss says.

"They are coming in slowly...humans too." Genblem says. "I don;t rightly know many females of my kind."

"Sarcasm: What do you mean? Gareth's sitting down over there."

Gauss and Tesla hurried over to Shadow Man upon realizing who just arrived. Walking in was Tau, Theta, Pi and Alpha.

"We fashionably late enough?" Theta asks.
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Saturn turned to the voice that was directed towards him. He looked at the voice's owner as if he was insane to even DARE to speak to him. Him! A Planetary Stardroid! NO ONE spoke to him without permission.

"I don't think it matters, little demon." He jeered. "Not to anyone in here."

Demon Gemini mimicked Saturn's words and flipped him the bird behind his back.

Saturn glared at Chopper until he heard the scratching noise again. "There it is AGAIN! What the fuck is it?!"

"It's nothing, ya fuckin' paranoid dumbass!" Demon Gemini shouted. "Will you shut up?! Your voice is getting on my nerves."

"I will make it so re-activation isn't an option for--" Saturn began to say, but stopped. He saw something move on the ceiling. He looked up at the distraction, and his eyes widened when he began to focus on the strange figure.

It had piercing red eyes, and strange limbs protruding from its back. Whatever it was, it must have been a dangerous animal. A strange, venomous-looking liquid was leaking from sharp pincers on its head. A drop of the venom landed on Saturn's eye, making him scream.

"IT TOUCHED ME!" He screamed, flailing around. "THAT BASTARD POISONED ME!" He began to shake his ring, but his flailing made him let go of the ring. The ring flew over Demon Gemini's head, and broke a window.

"Nice going, asshole." Demon Gemini sneered. "I hope you're gonna replace that."

"Shut UP." Saturn said, rubbing his eye.

Demon Gemini looked up at the strange demon on the ceiling. "But what the hell IS it?" He asked. Without hesitation, he pointed his arm cannon at the beast, and shot a bright lazer at the creature.

An earsplitting screech rang through the room as the creature fell from the ceiling, landing on a table. It continued to screech, until Demon Gemini gave it a good punch.
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Armarando noticed the newcomers and said "It looks like this place is getting popular quickly m'lord."

Drakelor nodded, before noticing the thing that came down from the ceiling and saying "Please tell me that thing isn't a spider."

"But what if it is?" "No, I don't care if you have to lie to me, Just tell me that thing Demon Gemini shot is not a spider, it's one thing to see a robotic spider, but seeing an organic one freaks me out!" "Well none of us know what that thing is yet, so why assume it's a spider?" "JUST FUCKING TELL ME!" "Alright, alright! It's not a spider!" "Thank you..." said Kaiser and Drakelor before Drakelor sighed in relief and put his head on the table in front of him

"There there dear." said Craothe as she pat Drakelor on the back "Demon Gemini shot it and punched it, so I'm sure it's nothing to worry about... For now at least."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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"Everyone stay calm. There is no need to panic. Salamandra, restrain the creature if you can walk." Theta speaks with his hypnotic voice.

Salamandra tries to stand but his legs had not healed yet.

"Bloody useless..." Theta cursed.

"I can say the same for you." Weil says as he comes out from the back. "Report."

"Some strange creature made it in past Genblem unnoticed and attacked Saturn." Juno says.

"Genblem...you know the price of failure." Weil says as he sends a mental command to a device inside of him, sending a painful electrical surge through him.

"I am...sorry...Master." Genblem falls to his knees, blwoing before Weil.

"Good enough." Weil deactivates it. "Anyone knows what this is better speak up now."

"Apprehension: If I knew he was here I'd have lobotmized myself before walking in." Tau says.

"You and X really have to get over your 'he based us off his own mentality' thing." Weil comments.

"Retort: As soon as you get over existing." Tau says.

"That was weak..." Pi surprisingly comments while under the spell Theta put her under.

"Hmm...I thought she was surpressed again?" Theta says.
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"That little bastard IS a spider, so DEAL WITH IT." Saturn shouted, still rubbing his eye.

Demon Gemini carefully inched towards the strange demon. "What are you...?"

It eyed Demon with its blood-colored eyes. It took in heavy breaths and refused to say anything.

"Well, that didn't work." Demon Gemini grumbled to himself. "Whatever this guy's problem is, we're just gonna have to wait it out."
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Cobra Omega
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As soon as Saturn mentioned it was a spider after all, Drakelor somehow clung straight to the ceiling, and wasn't showing any signs of letting go any time soon.

"Come on Drakelor, get down from there!" "No! There's a very big spider down there, and I have arachnophobia!" said Kaiser and Drakelor

"It can't actually do anything to you at the moment!" said Kaiser as he walked up to it and started to poke it repeatedly "See? I'm messing with it and nothing bad happened to me yet."

"What are you doing?! You're just gonna piss it off!" "He's injured, no matter how much I poke it, it can't do shit to me! Quit worrying you wimp!" said Drakelor and Kaiser
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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"I can't believe a bunch of bloody Transformers made it here before I did, not to mention the lot of Alpha's lackeys under this roof, which is run by WEIL'S men are daring to show their faces here." Serges commented bitterly as his wheelchair rolled in through the entrance.

"We have truce here, this like big baddie zone for big bads!" Buckfire said as he stomped through the entrance. "Besides, you in chair, you no go fast."

"Shut up, do I really need to be reminded of that?" Serges asked.

"At least me legs work." Buckfire said.

"At least my brain works." Serges snapped at him.

"...Owch..." Buckfire was clearly hurt by his words. "Buckfire sorry."

"Feh, whatever." Serges waved his hand dismissively. "You're not even worth arguing with."
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The Waveman has sit in contentment as it sips from its mighty flask of pirate juice !! "The jolly good time we all must have !!" Mighty superrobot did proclaim. "The time for argue is not now !! The time of now is a time for the great heroes of villainy to unity with joy and brotherly scheming the evil !! LET'S GO, HAND IN HAND !!"
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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If he could, Mindwipe would've smiled as he watched Tesla and Pi enter the bar. His eyes followed their every curve, every sway as they made their way through the crowd.

"Ah...Tesla Magnus. I've seen you quite extensively in my...seances," a high, echoey, voice in her head commented. The voice decided not to comment that it hadn't aged all that well since then, lest she get upset. "You Pi, however, have not turned up in my seances. A little...exotic for my taste. But you are not without appeal," a monotone, echoey voice in Pi's head critiqued. It sounded as though there were several softer, quieter whispers mixed in along with the disembodied voice. "...These seances have not been very constructive," Mindwipe thought to himself. Meanwhile, the tank and the dirty humvee quickly sprung into action, pulling weapons out almost out of thin air.

"Who are you gonna call?! Say hello to my little friend!" Detritus called out, as he cocked his tommygun.

"Just gimme an excuse, Blackarachnia. I've been waiting for this for stellar cycles!" Stonegrinder taunted, aiming his chest turret at the ceiling, ready to blast any sign of movement.

"This place has a pest problem?! What kind of cut-rate slaghole do you Earthlings run?!!" Bonecrusher snarled, as he ripped up a table, wielding it like a club. Elsewhere, Flatline was looking over the battered Infernal Salamandra, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"Hmmmmm...I think I have an idea that might save you. If I may, I'd like to isolate your spark and introduce some mutations into it which would allow it to reproduce itself. In a sense, you'd have an army of yourself. By Primus, it would revolutionize Cybertronian evolution as we know it!" Flatline boasted, throwing his hands into the heavens ecstatically. Meanwhile, Slipstream was laughing uproariously at Waveman's declaration.

"Listen to this guy, bro! He talks even more messed up than you do! And looks even dumber!" she laughed harshly, clutching her sides. "Say, 'She sells seashells by the seashore'! Say it!"
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Drakelor couldn't help but laugh at what Waveman said. Unfortunately, he laughed so hard, he forgot to hold onto the ceiling and fell on his back.

"Gah! Fuck that hurt!" said Drakelor as he slowly got up "Oh great, my wings are wrecked too!"

Drakelor then attempted to slowly flap his wings before screaming in pain and falling onto the floor "DAMMIT! Ugh.. Yep, they are completely wrecked!"

"You sure about that?" said Kaiser before poking one of Drakelor's wings

"OW! Yes you damned idiot! Can't you see how vulnerable I am?! If someone wanted to kill me right now, they could!" yelled Drakelor as he actually started to cry
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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"Threat: If you wish to start something Failure then please do so. I will not be mocked by Vermin who could not carry out his primary function let alone walk." Tau snapped at Serges before Weil intervened.

"I promised Juno I'd abide by the presence of you and your band of disappointments but I will not have you mock your superiors." Weil snapped.

"Tau stand down." Alpha says.

Tau was irate. "Objection: But brother I..."

"It's an order." Alpha says, not needing to raise his voice.

Weil merely smiled as he walked off.

"Resignation: You sometimes make me wish I was not so loyal Brother." Tau says.

"DoI kill it?" Genblem asks Weil.

"It's answers are best given alive." Weil says. "Juno, get a containment field prepped."

"At once Father." Juno goes to the back.

"Such a good boy, unlike some 26 useless ingrates." Weil says, glancing Alpha's way.
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
I will not abide to such empty threats and childish insults that a bloody four year old could make, let alone from a lowly Alpha minion. Serges thought, his wheels rolled over towards where Juno once was. "Once he gets back I'm ordering a nice stiff drink in order to cope with all this madness."

Buckfire ran over towards Weil, unintentionally trampling over Drakelor's wings in the process. "BUCKFIRE HERE MASTER! Me protect you with life, anything you wish me do?" The Weil loyalist asked.

Soon the door opened an in walked Edward Gavino in his fanciest suit. "My, my...it has been a while since I have showed up in one of these...non canon threads I believe, in fact I do believe that the same goes for the main RP."

"Tell me about it." A deep voice said as what looked like liquified white noise merged together in the center of the room and Rez rose from it. "That lazy Metabad hasn't even POSTED as me, let alone a good chunk of his other characters, as unworthy as they may be." Rez looked over at the fourth wall. "You hear me Metabad? Get your lazy fingers typing and introduce me in the main RP already!"

"Well I think that's enough fourth wall breaking for one day." Edward Gavino said as he sat down.
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