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| Spark Mandrill | Dec 8 2009, 11:31 PM Post #76 |
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707. Elpizo, when I was talking about Thornacus's and Zeta's boners, I was talking about something else. Now stop groping them down there. 708. No Elecman, you don't have to show the Gemini Spark twins or Burstgirl how many boners you can make. They believe you when say you can make lots of them. 709. Whoever told Spark Mandrill and Wreck-Gar that Toxic Seahorse and Hermes are made of Jell-o, please step forward. 710. Avi, I’m looking at you. 711. Please refrain from using bits and pieces of Hermes and Toxic Seahorse as poor man’s paintballs 712. Whoever’s encouraging Scylla Storm to make out with herself, you’re a sick man. 713. That means you, Cobra |
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| Scorpio | Mar 23 2010, 01:41 PM Post #77 |
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Grand Master Metool
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714: Toxic Seahorse supports Rules 709 and 711. Breaking said rules will result in your acid-based death. 715: Do not call Agile 'Speedy Gonzales'. He can kick an average human 50 feet. 716: Steve Irwin can not become undead just to wrestle Wheel Gator. The latter will probably eat him. 717: Nobody is allowed to say "Is that you, Mo-dean?" to Galaxyman. 718: Only he can sing the song, and likes to do so to annoy people. 719: Any rules about Centaurman giving rides are henceforth null and void. Attempting to get a ride from him will result in a hoof to the face. 720: Two if you try a second time. 721: Scorpio (the stardroid) hates Planetman. 722: Anyone putting the two of them in the same room will result in that person's horrid death. Especially since Planetman will just run, further infuriating Scorpio. |
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| REX Barron | Mar 23 2010, 02:16 PM Post #78 |
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Multipurpose.
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723. Rules 719 and 720 are null and void. 724. Ouranos doesn't take kindly to people trying to play matador. 725. Corollary to Rules 677 and 678: You would also hate Cobra's singing and not just his song. 726. Ktulu doesn't know anybody named Dave Mustaine, Kirk Hammett or Lars Ulrich, so don't bother asking. 727. But he CAN cause Trauma, so be wary where ye tread. 728. Doppler's lab is open for visitors and new posts, you know. |
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THE OBLIGATORY SISTER FORUM PLUG [size0]My characters: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . [size0]My NPCs: ![]() "I don't see myself as better than EVERYONE, but near everyone is better than YOU." . "Gravs gon' drop it on ya: What goes up mus' come down." . "Shut it now or I'm gonna KILL YOU!" . "All right! Time to roll out!" . "See ya on the highway, bud." . "No problem, bro! I can take care of that." . "You won't get a range named after you, motherfucker." . "What's happening, people?"/"…" . "Judge Tretesta Cerberean reporting! I'm here to kick some ass! Right… Like that'll solve all your problems..." . "You know what they say: To live is to die." . "Move over Grid Man, there's a new MVP in town!" . "Cybertron is cool, but Earth rules." "Are you aware how lucky you are to have lived until now..." . "There's only so much we can do… It's better to act than to say it's not enough and stand down." . "I'm no hero, but if an enemy appears before me, I WILL destroy it!"
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| Scorpio | Mar 23 2010, 04:25 PM Post #79 |
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Grand Master Metool
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729: Rule 723 is now null and void. 730: Rules 719 and 720 are no longer null and void and are now un null-and-voidable. 731: Do not call Gravity Antonion 'Gravs'. That's Gravity MAN's nickname! 732: Solar Man can not own too many knifes and guns to count. 733: Nor can Sheep Girl become a Twilight fanatic. 734: You cannot play as Rock Lobster. |
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| Shade Man | Mar 23 2010, 04:32 PM Post #80 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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735: Don't use words on Planet Man the requires Nebula to break out the dictionary. 736: Anyone who asks the Crimson Twilight band to play anything fron St. Anger deserves to have his face eaten by Shade's Dark side. 737: Star Man's recreation of the classic movie Surf ninja's is required viewing...he actually made it better...only slightly. 738: Libra Balance is not a carnival ride, do not ask to ride the scales of Balance or you will be judged. 739: Shade Man is required to smile once in a while. 740: Hard Man is the sexiest male character in the RPG and you all know it.:P 741: Umm...err...Iota is the sexiest female in the RPG and...and...she's maing me say this...I *AAAHHH* 742: Iota: Don't screw with Iota. Iota is always right. |
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| Saturn Ballad | Mar 23 2010, 05:44 PM Post #81 |
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Jazz hands!
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743: Rule #736 is null and void if you request that Ballade play it. (cough I happen to think St. Anger's not all that bad cough) 744: Don't expect Mercury to forget your face after you egg his house. He HAS forgotten everything from the past... BUT HE NO FORGET YEW D:< 745: Jupiter is NOT going to ride the lightning. 746: Frost Walrus doesn't smell like teen spirit just because he plays football. 747: Please, NO radioactive spider jokes near Mickey. He remembers the last time SlashMan sang the Spiderman theme song to him. 748: ToadMan isn't a hypochondriac toad who desperately needs you to "GET DIS GUY OFF ME". 749: Nor is Pluto the ladies cat who just can't get any, no matter what. |
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| REX Barron | Mar 23 2010, 06:41 PM Post #82 |
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Multipurpose.
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750. Corollary to Rule 743: Please note that nothing receives a 0%— there are gems even in the material that few people will admit to liking. 751. No, Ballade does not jam with Condorrock and Ktulu. 752. Corollary to Rule 751: ...Yet. 753. Corollary to Rule 746: He's not a Nirvana fan, either. 754. "Dead" can also be spelled "D-E-D" if you want. 755. Frost Walrus would totally beat Grid Man in a game. That is all. |
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THE OBLIGATORY SISTER FORUM PLUG [size0]My characters: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . [size0]My NPCs: ![]() "I don't see myself as better than EVERYONE, but near everyone is better than YOU." . "Gravs gon' drop it on ya: What goes up mus' come down." . "Shut it now or I'm gonna KILL YOU!" . "All right! Time to roll out!" . "See ya on the highway, bud." . "No problem, bro! I can take care of that." . "You won't get a range named after you, motherfucker." . "What's happening, people?"/"…" . "Judge Tretesta Cerberean reporting! I'm here to kick some ass! Right… Like that'll solve all your problems..." . "You know what they say: To live is to die." . "Move over Grid Man, there's a new MVP in town!" . "Cybertron is cool, but Earth rules." "Are you aware how lucky you are to have lived until now..." . "There's only so much we can do… It's better to act than to say it's not enough and stand down." . "I'm no hero, but if an enemy appears before me, I WILL destroy it!"
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| Shade Man | Mar 23 2010, 07:22 PM Post #83 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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756: Don't challenge Mr Famous' robots unless you can bring it to the table. 757: In accordance with 756 Colonel has earned bragging right with his swordsmanship. 758: Jet Stingray is not a bad flyer, Crashing is the fault of whoever put that building in his way. 759: Never give Bomb man a light if he asks for it, he doesn't smoke. 760: People who do not follow 760 get what they deserve. |
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| Briansfox | Apr 16 2010, 04:15 PM Post #84 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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761: Zero can not be defeated with a rod with a heart-shaped jewel that shoots happiness. 762: Nor does he attack by "bleeding" at you. 763: Do not make any rules stating what Servbot 41 cannot do. 764: Seriously, he just does whatever he wants. There's no point. 765: Harp Note does not go to a cave inhabited by Ozzy Osborne in order to get power ups. It is wrong to tell Wreck-Gar otherwise. 766: Rule 765 also applies to Crimson Twilight. 767: You cannot kill an Arcana Murian by drawing a random symbol on its chest within three seconds. 768: Do not scold Moirae about running with a pair of scissors. Not that she'd care about what you have to say. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Avi | Apr 16 2010, 05:15 PM Post #85 |
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Puppies. <3
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769. Corollary to rules #736, #743 and #750: let it be common knowledge that Junk Man does, in fact, drum on trash cans.~ |
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| Cobra Omega | Apr 16 2010, 06:07 PM Post #86 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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770. No one is to make any Iota X Juno fanfiction 771. Nor is there to be any Rubalina X Xi fanfiction 772. Epsilon X Upsilon fanfiction is also out of the question 773. No matter how hot anyone would find those. 774. Corollary to #768: Thornacus however, must always be scolded when holding scissors in general, even if he wasn't going to slit someone's throat with them. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Strider Hiryu | Apr 16 2010, 07:19 PM Post #87 |
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775. Slash Beast is not Simba. 776. Neon Tiger is not Sher Khan. 777. Gungaroo is not Roo |
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| Spark Mandrill | Apr 17 2010, 12:42 PM Post #88 |
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778. Remember what I about General not being allowed to go to kids with day-to-day advice? Yeah. That holds true for Craft too, I'm afraid. 779. We're having a hard enough trying clear up the whole BODY MASSAGE! snafu without his flashbacks adding to this mess. 780. Mega Man Juno will not take kindly to anyone who tries to interface him with a plug-in playmate. 781. I'm speaking from experience, people. Go with me on this. 782. The pseudodroids are forbidden from trying to have Juno interface with their xbox or their Wii so that they can get it online. 783. Even if it's Weil's idea. 784. Altering Steel Massimo's stats on his character sheet will not have the effect you think it does. 785. Even if he thinks it does. 786. Condorrock has zero interest in endorsing his own guitar hero/rock band series. Don't even ask him. 787. He thinks that game's for posers. |
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| Shade Man | Apr 17 2010, 12:57 PM Post #89 |
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788: Berkana is not allowed to make a series of Badger type Reploids so she can have them perform a live "Badger Badger Badger" Sequence with Hyleg Ourobockle and Split Mushroom. |
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| Spark Mandrill | May 13 2010, 05:16 PM Post #90 |
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789. PC the Waveman must be never the Fawful’s son of mighty robotic bastardness! WRONG!! 790. And under circumstances of much none, is Waveman be ever in of the room of which the Fawful currently inhabits so dreadfully! It has the dreadful pizza’s toppings that never must be!!! 791. I have grimaces with an extra sandwich of pain imagining the butchery of English the language they will enact so certainly! No! 792. Whoever replaced Alpha's "Ode to Joy" with "The Beer Song" is going to be extraordinarily sorry. 793. Who am I kidding? It was me. 794. Sorry Condorrock, I'm afraid 765 applies to you too. 795. Berkana will not at any point sing "Poor Unfortunate Souls" to any visitors who drop by Brookhaven. It is wrong to tell Wreck-Gar otherwise. 796. If Slur told you that, she's just being spiteful again. |
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