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| Cobra Omega | Aug 15 2009, 08:38 AM Post #31 |
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358. None of Cobra's female characters are strippers. 359. No matter how dissapointing that may be to everyone including me. 360. However, Drakelor secretly is, but no one likes him, and his ridiculously high price of 200,000 zenny. 361. Even though he'll only charge ladies 22 zenny. 362. Craothe is not part of Orginaztion XIII, she just wears robes similar to theirs. 363. If Storm Owl is caught saying 'ASS BATTERIES', Adamantius and Death ex Machina will clip his wings, and make him eat a missle. 364. I don't care if Metabad came up with 'ASS BATTERIES', it ain't happening while I'm around or ever. 365. If Cobra is blamed for something, there must be a logical explainaition or he will liable to smack a bitch. 367. I ate 366, it tasted like Metabad. 368. The bitch mentioned in 365 will not be a female dog or Avi. 369. As dissapointing as that may be to some people 370. Anyone caught feeding Saturn the Stardroid 'Fruit Loops' or any other cereal with rings in them will be handfed Baked Beans and Prunes by Cobra. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Strider Hiryu | Aug 15 2009, 09:22 AM Post #32 |
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| Spark Mandrill | Aug 15 2009, 09:26 AM Post #33 |
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371. There are several perfectly logical reasons why Cobra is officially held responsible for everything and anything. Suck it up. 372. Botos is not Cartman 373. Cartman’s actually more useful than he is 374. Sparkman is not Black Mage 375. Even though his favorite problem-solving techniques are “Stabbity-Death” and unleashing a powerful energy blast 376. Alpha’s current status was not caused by Sigma cutting the One Ring of Power off his hand. It is wrong to tell Wreck-Gar otherwise 377. Nor should Alpha’s forces try to retrieve it for him 378. The Ruins of the Eurasia Colony are not to be referred to as "Mordor", and Alpha's hideout is not "Bara-Dur" 379. Bara-Dur's actually two blocks down from Alpha's hideout 380. Dr. Weil can not command a palantir 381. And he can not take up residence in Isengard 382. Nor is Megaman Frodo Baggins 383. No matter how short he is 384. Berkana is not Galadriel 385. And if she ever does give anyone Elven rope, it will only be to Dr. Weil and Slur 386. So as to hang themselves 387. Woodman does not and can not command an army of Treants. 388. Zero is not Aragorn 389. Nor Legolas 390. First person to write a Zero/Aragorn/Legolas fanfic will meet a grisly, Mantisk-related end. 391. Elec, Eriduro, and Crystalgirl, I’m looking at you three 392. Spark Mandrill and Soldier Stonekong are not out to kidnap Pauline and carry her up a construction site. It is wrong to tell Mandrill otherwise 393. And if either of them are captured, you can’t free them by breaking a barrel with a big DK on it 394. No matter how true Mandrill thinks that is 395. Nor should Wheel Gator feel compelled to amass army of leather slave crocodiles and steal their banana horde 396. Rule #370 is null and void if the person in question is Avi 397. Nice try, Cobra 398. Vulgus Slums is not to be called a “Wretched hive of scum and villainy,” 399. Even though it is 400. Red is not to drive a Millennium Falcon 401. Nor is Ninetails to be referred to as “An alcoholic Obi-Wan” 402. Even if it’s so very, very true 403. Do not refer to anyone at Red Alert or any other bounty hunter as Boba Fett, unless that’s their actual name 404. No one named Boba Fett may join Red Alert or act as a bounty hunter 405. That's right. I didn't that stupid "Rule not found" joke for #404. Deal with it. 406. Do NOT let Scalpel take up gynecology 407. Or proctology 408. For any number of reasons 409. Besides, everyone knows that Elecman is the resident gynecologist 410. By the way, Dr. Avalon and Princess Pride are due in for another check-up. 411. Do not go to Scalpel for a cheap alternative for plastic surgery 412. No matter how good he says he is at it 413. You will only live to regret it 414. Having Infernal Salamandra set Elpzio or Videoman on fire and calling them “Flamers” is just painful 415. If you value your life, do not call Captain Napalmman “Captain N” 416. Infernal Salamandra is not the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket 417. Even if he is 418. Yes, you read that right 419. If Elecman ever decides to pay Dr. Light a visit, HE IS NOT TO TELL HIM TO PISS OFF AND GO REJOIN DR. WILY 420. That’s not a death wish, that’s a death boner 421. No Zeta and Thornacus, we’re not chortling your boners. 422. This time. 423. Terra’s pants must stay on if he ever unleashes his “Dark Moon” 424. No, you don’t have one, either 425. I, on the other hand, have one. But only Avi has seen it |
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| Saturn Ballad | Aug 15 2009, 09:27 AM Post #34 |
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426: Anyone who goes up to ProtoMan and starts saying "Thank you, thank you very much" in an Elvis Presley manner will be shot by the Elvis-haired robot himself. 427: If it ain't broke, GutsMan's ass will break it. 428: And yes, he will say DA-NAAAAAH when it gets broken. 429: KnightMan is your friend, yes, but he does NOT want to meet your pet dragonfly. Especially since it had a bath in nuclear waste. 430: Vile won't be looking for Han Solo in the middle of the Mos Eisley Cantina. Seriously. You can ask him. 432: Saturn brutally slaughtered 431... It got in his way. |
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| Spark Mandrill | Aug 15 2009, 09:42 AM Post #35 |
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433. Deathtanz Mantisk will personally eviscerate anyone who skips any more rule numbers just for the sake of it. 434. Yes, he knows it's supposed to be "Deathtanz" Mantisk and not "Deathanz" Mantisk. 435. He may be Neo Arcadia's most notorious serial killer, but he's a terrible speller, and quite sensitive about it. Anyone who brings it up will be mutilated beyond recognition. 436. Stop chuckling at Pegasolta Eclair's name. 437. It's not his fault those wretched, simple-minded snaileaters named him after a filthy, disgusting pastry. |
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| Briansfox | Aug 15 2009, 09:49 AM Post #36 |
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Rule 438: Mu will not fuse Personas for you. It is wrong to tell Wreck-Gar otherwise. Rule 439: Duckbill Mole is not an Austrailian sterotype, even though he has an Austrailian accent. Rule 440: Do not make a trail of shiny objects leading into the men's room of Hell's Reploid's base, unless you want to see Colonel stick his raipeir up Elecman's ass. Rule 441: If you do want to see that, disregard rule 440. Rule 442: Chicks will not be impressed if you babysit Split Mushroom, Aquagirl, Heatman, and Gigavolt Man-o-War at the same time. The "cute father" approach is overdone. Rule 443: Elecman has to give Aquagirl, Gigavolt Man-o-War, Heatman, and Split Mushroom back to their respective owners right now. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Aug 15 2009, 10:04 AM Post #37 |
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444. Xi and Garnetia will not make out with each other, whoever keeps asking, please stop or be castrated by Craothe. 445. Cobra and Drakelor will not have a final epic battle inside a crater where Drakelor was gathering power. 446. Cobra will also not carry a ridiculously huge sword, and Drakelor will not be shirtless or have a 50ft. long katana. It is wrong to tell anyone otherwise. 447. Of course, Drakelor does sell pictures of himself shirtless to ladies for the low price of 1900 zenny. 448. Whoever keeps paying Drakelor to advertise here, please stop. Drakelor isn't the only character who wants to advertise y'know. 449. Drakelor cannot summon meteors to go towards the planet. He's too weak to do that, and it is wrong to tell anyone otherwise. 450. There is never enough Dakka. It is wrong to tell Wreck-Gar otherwise. 451. Leroy will not go into battle shouting 'LEROOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIINS!'. It is very wrong to tell Wreck-Gar otherwise, and anyone caught telling Wreck-Gar that will be personally be stabbed by Leroy. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Strider Hiryu | Aug 15 2009, 10:15 AM Post #38 |
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452. Never call Dallas, sweetheart... ever. 453. Never make Indy wear pants... 454. Or hot pants. 455. Porkler is not Porky Pig. He will not burst out of a drum and say "That's all folks!" 456. Elecman is the new celing cat... 457. Spike will always flip the skirt of another female. A man in a dress is another story. |
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| REX Barron | Aug 15 2009, 10:29 AM Post #39 |
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458. #437 is null and void because "éclair" is the French word for lightning. 459. Any pastry-related nicknames will have you electrocuted, however. |
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THE OBLIGATORY SISTER FORUM PLUG [size0]My characters: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . [size0]My NPCs: ![]() "I don't see myself as better than EVERYONE, but near everyone is better than YOU." . "Gravs gon' drop it on ya: What goes up mus' come down." . "Shut it now or I'm gonna KILL YOU!" . "All right! Time to roll out!" . "See ya on the highway, bud." . "No problem, bro! I can take care of that." . "You won't get a range named after you, motherfucker." . "What's happening, people?"/"…" . "Judge Tretesta Cerberean reporting! I'm here to kick some ass! Right… Like that'll solve all your problems..." . "You know what they say: To live is to die." . "Move over Grid Man, there's a new MVP in town!" . "Cybertron is cool, but Earth rules." "Are you aware how lucky you are to have lived until now..." . "There's only so much we can do… It's better to act than to say it's not enough and stand down." . "I'm no hero, but if an enemy appears before me, I WILL destroy it!"
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| Cobra Omega | Aug 15 2009, 10:38 AM Post #40 |
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460. If you ever see Armarando wearing a maid's outfit, stab out your eyes, it'll make you feel better. 461. Dammit Armarando, stop wearing that dress and wig!! Did Drakelor mess up your mind that badly?! 462. The only reason Porkler would burst out of a drum, would be to shoot his bounty. 463. Xi's boobs are not fake, whoever keeps saying that is going to be killed by Nu. 464. While we're on that subject. Craothe's aren't fake either. 465. Now that, that's out of my system. Kaiser is not Bandit Keith. 466. Ok, who's the one telling Cobra to make a Sari Sumdac bio? I thought we went over this already! 467. Gemini Machina will never say 'Hurt me more Snake!' when he is using his Assassin face. 468. Kaiser will always flirt with female characters. ALWAYS. 469. Even if he isn't flirting, he's flirting. 470. MMPU Oilman will not say 'I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!', if Hyleg or any other snake-like character is on the same plane as him. 471. Cobra is not secretly a snake. It is wrong to tell Frost Man otherwise. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Saturn Ballad | Aug 15 2009, 11:57 AM Post #41 |
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472: Never call FlameMan "Allah." 473: If you're going to, do it when he's out of earshot. 474: Don't use HeatMan as your personal cigarette lighter. 475: PlantMan's helmet isn't made out of opium leaves, so don't ask him that. |
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| Spark Mandrill | Aug 15 2009, 12:40 PM Post #42 |
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475. No more “my character will always do this,” rules 476. Seriously, this is a list of what characters can’t do, not what they will always do! You’re missing the point entirely! 477. The only exception is “Deathtanz Mantisk will always kill anyone who does this,” rule. For he is my enforcer of this list. Now moving on. 478. Only I may make Sari Sumdac bio jokes, for I hate her with a fiery passion of a million Infernal Salamandras 479. But I appreciate the effort 480. Wreck-Gar is not to be left alone with Spark Mandrill and/or Bombman 481. Who knows what kind of intellectual damage they can do to each other 482. It is wrong to tell Spark Mandrill that the tooth fairy is “Fairy” Leviathan. It is also wrong to tell Wreck-Gar this as well 483. She was willing to indulge Mandrill at first, but now she’s sick of him leaving heaps of bloody, broken teeth in her room. 484. Besides, he’s burning a hole in her wallet |
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| Cobra Omega | Aug 15 2009, 01:19 PM Post #43 |
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485. Garnetia is not a cheap 200 zenny whore. It is wrong to tell Drakelor or Kaiser otherwise. 486. Cobra is not evil for wearing Red and Black, and having an empire, those are both cliches, and anyone who thinks he is evil based on these cliches will have their vocal cords torn out by Drakelor. 487. You will never see Thornacus without his mask. 488. Because seeing him without his mask is a death boner waiting to happen. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Aug 15 2009, 01:21 PM Post #44 |
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489. ANYONE is more useful than Botos. 490. Even the Green Biker Dude. 491. As smelly as he may be. 492. Botos doesn't care about anyone or anything, not even himself, which is why he's so fat. 493. It is wrong to think that Botos and GBD would get along just fine, Botos doesn't get along with anyone. 494. If the next rule has Botos in it I am going to snap. 495. No one likes Botos, not even Metabad. 496. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
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| Cobra Omega | Aug 15 2009, 01:35 PM Post #45 |
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497. Don't put Botos, GBD, and Drakelor in the same room. 498. I don't care if you're having a contest to see who's the most annoying, just don't! 499. Besides, we already know who would win. 500. No don't put Botos and Porkler in the same room either to see which one is fatter. 501. Botos would win that too. 502. Death ex Machina does not have Crotch Cannons that face downwards! Those are merely things added for decoration. 503. Cosmo Man will not turn into a gold fish, and he doesn't have a wife called Wanda. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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