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| 201 Things the Worst KoNA Player Can't Do | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 14 2009, 12:41 PM (4,602 Views) | |
| Metabad | Aug 14 2009, 04:26 PM Post #16 |
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245. It is perfectly normal if you cannot spell any of Cobra's character names properly... 246. Except for Nu and Xi, that would just be sad. 247. Elpizo is strictly prohibited from having a crush on General. 248. General would just crush him anyways. 249. It is wrong to compare Shadowman and Naruto and claim that the latter is better, anyone who does so will be impaled by a shuriken. 250. Dark Star does not have Alzheimer's disease 251. He's just senile, but it is wrong to say that to his face. 252. Say it behind his back instead. 253. It is oh-so-very wrong to pair up Demon Gemini and Angel Gemini as a couple and any offenders of this will be sodomized by a Gemini Laser. 254. If Blizzard Wolffang, Fenri Lunaedge, Rush, Treble, Velguarder or any other dog-like reploid starts singing a rap song aboard a boat that is reminiscent of "It's Party Time" then HEADS. WILL. ROLL. 255. Or they'll get neutered and put to sleep, either one works. |
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| Cobra Omega | Aug 14 2009, 04:37 PM Post #17 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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245 is completely accurate, I always seem to make complex names. ^^; |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| REX Barron | Aug 14 2009, 05:33 PM Post #18 |
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256. Mimicking another lister's jokes or style will get you blown up by Napalm Man. 257. That means you, Cobra. 258. Napalm Man is NOT Mark "Barney" Greenway in armor. Nice try, though. 259. Saying "Party on, Condorrock" would get you killed by a horde of zombies. 260. No, seriously, I would know. 261. On the other hand, spouting out the lyrics to "St. Anger" would get you double-teamed by Vulturon Condorrock and Ktulu Lightning. 262. Ktulu is not a rapist. 263. Cobra is, however. GET AWAY FROM ELEC U PERV. 264. Gravity Man, Ground Man and Jazz in the same room = gangsta rapper party. 265. With blackjack. 266. And hookers, in the form of Berkana and Crystal Girl. 268. Indy and Star Man in the same room would cause the universe to explode. 269. Beta wasn't inspired by Blitzwing at all, actually. 270. And claiming he was a ripoff will result in you lasered and bombed into oblivion. 271. Good thing no one caught there was no #267... <<; 267. Infinity Mijinion will not form his own sports team for you. |
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THE OBLIGATORY SISTER FORUM PLUG [size0]My characters: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . [size0]My NPCs: ![]() "I don't see myself as better than EVERYONE, but near everyone is better than YOU." . "Gravs gon' drop it on ya: What goes up mus' come down." . "Shut it now or I'm gonna KILL YOU!" . "All right! Time to roll out!" . "See ya on the highway, bud." . "No problem, bro! I can take care of that." . "You won't get a range named after you, motherfucker." . "What's happening, people?"/"…" . "Judge Tretesta Cerberean reporting! I'm here to kick some ass! Right… Like that'll solve all your problems..." . "You know what they say: To live is to die." . "Move over Grid Man, there's a new MVP in town!" . "Cybertron is cool, but Earth rules." "Are you aware how lucky you are to have lived until now..." . "There's only so much we can do… It's better to act than to say it's not enough and stand down." . "I'm no hero, but if an enemy appears before me, I WILL destroy it!"
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| Saturn Ballad | Aug 14 2009, 05:55 PM Post #19 |
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Jazz hands!
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@253: Point, but I think Demon will disembowel you. Anyway, my turn. 272: LaserMan is not allowed to do this. 273: If you're going to egg Avi's house, let Spark go with you. 274: Or he'll MAKE YOU. 275: After you befriend KnightMan, don't take him to a Renaissance fair. Or he'll impale you. 276: Mention the words "Koga" and "Pokemon" around ShadowMan, and it'll be a smokebomb down your throat. 277. It's not proper to make Boomer Kuwanger go to war... Unless it's a nuclear war. 278: If it's any other war, he may be screwed. 279: Make the mistake of showing Hinoken your bottle of Russian vodka, and you'll be looking for cheap houses on the internet. 280: Mars is not gonna stick anti-demon stickers on anyone, especially Demon Gemini (Sailor Moon reference). 281: Carry wallets that return themselves to their owners, just incase you're around Spike. And that's all I got. |
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| The Wildebeast | Aug 14 2009, 07:23 PM Post #20 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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282. If you are caught saying, "SnooPING AS usual, I see?" to Lex Loathe, you will be penalized with a $500 fine and ten years in prison with Guts Man. 283. ...and if that happens, don't drop the soap. 284. ...because he hates it when people do that, since he always feels obligated to pick it up even though you're the one who dropped the damn thing, and on top of that it's almost impossible to get a good grip on it while you lift it off the floor. 285. By my decree, 'wildebeest' henceforth is spelled W-I-L-D-E-B-E-A-S-T. 286. Elmeg Mete is not afraid of crocodiles, nor does he spend all his time chasing a flying prepubescent boy who never grows up. 287. Anyone who asks Ninetales if he knows Flamethrower or Fire Spin will be given 500 hours of mandatory community service. 288. ...which will involve paying weekly visits to Abuelo, listening to his stories and pretending you're interested. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Spark Mandrill | Aug 14 2009, 07:29 PM Post #21 |
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300. Bombman is not Mr. T 301. Even if he thinks he is 302. You are not being funny if you call Magama or Tempest Dragoon "Puff". Just stupid 303. Even though I’m planning on having Diveman call them that 304. Somebody better have a good explanation as to why there’s a Sari Sumdac bio in my inbox 305. Dallas does not run an establishment called “Fried Green Tomatoes” It is wrong to tell Wreck-Gar otherwise 306. You can’t get high by licking Toadman 307. That’s just creepy 308. Toadman must never say “It’s not easy being green!” 309. His habit of saying “Kero!” is already unbearable beyond numbers 310. He also does not have a romantic interest in an overly-assertive pig with blonde hair and blue eyes 311-321. Ferham is not to be left alone with ANY of Cobra’s characters!! 322. Toadman cannot pick up chicks by asking them to kiss him, so as to turn him into a prince 323. ESPECIALLY not Princess Pride 324. That is stupid, and you are stupid for thinking of that 325. No, I don’t care if you managed to trick Slur with that one 326. Even though she is a chick in heavy armor with a beam cannon for a hand, Xi is not allowed to be an intergalactic bounty hunter charged with hunting down green, gelatinous, intergalactic parasites known as “Metroids” 327. Nor is she to be menaced by a big brain in a jar, or an intergalactic dragon 328. She will not strip down to her undies or a skin-tight bodysuit if you finish an RP in three hours 329. Believe me, I’ve tried 330. Nor will she strip down to her undies if you type in JUSTIN BAILEY ------ ------ 331. I’ve tried that one, too 332. Infernal Salamandra must never amass an army of evil turtles, mushrooms, and other goofy bad buys and kidnap Princess Pride to be his wife 333. Nor can Split Mushroom appear in her place to announce, “The princess is in another castle” 334. For they will be his last words 335. Avi and I are not to go skipping off into the sunset...An accomplished love affair 336. We are to go skipping off to her place, or the nearest hotel room 337. So as to have a romantic candlelit dinner while her favorite musicians play in the background, and then turn the children of the world into mice 338. She is NOT going whip me, or fart in my face while I shout, “Huzzah!”!! 339. You are a sick man, Cobra. Get help 340. No, that’s not how babies are made. Whoever told you that was lying. 341. Even if it was probably me. 342. Look, when I said Toadman wasn’t dating Ms. Piggy, I didn’t mean that you should try to hook them up. Now break it off before it’s too late. |
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| Spark Mandrill | Aug 14 2009, 07:50 PM Post #22 |
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343. Introducing a nest of mudkips in any of Cobra's characters' privies is wrong 344. Funny, but wrong ...Sorry. You knew the mudkips were coming sooner or later.
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| Metabad | Aug 14 2009, 07:54 PM Post #23 |
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345. In no way will Dark Star demand that the other characters "come into his ass" I mean come on...that's just absurd, really now. Who came up with that anyways? Oh wait... 346. Denying Cobra his Mudkips will result in a girly slap from the man himself, believe me. |
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| Elec | Aug 14 2009, 07:59 PM Post #24 |
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Can't abscond, bro
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Of course, they've already invaded the IRL photo topic. ![]() It's only a few steps away from making it to the RP~ @335-337: Duly noted. |
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Sometimes you can't have it your way. Deal with it. | |
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| REX Barron | Aug 14 2009, 08:11 PM Post #25 |
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347. Do not give Slash Man or Slash Beast a guitar and a top hat. 348. Your ears will regret it, trust me. |
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THE OBLIGATORY SISTER FORUM PLUG [size0]My characters: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . [size0]My NPCs: ![]() "I don't see myself as better than EVERYONE, but near everyone is better than YOU." . "Gravs gon' drop it on ya: What goes up mus' come down." . "Shut it now or I'm gonna KILL YOU!" . "All right! Time to roll out!" . "See ya on the highway, bud." . "No problem, bro! I can take care of that." . "You won't get a range named after you, motherfucker." . "What's happening, people?"/"…" . "Judge Tretesta Cerberean reporting! I'm here to kick some ass! Right… Like that'll solve all your problems..." . "You know what they say: To live is to die." . "Move over Grid Man, there's a new MVP in town!" . "Cybertron is cool, but Earth rules." "Are you aware how lucky you are to have lived until now..." . "There's only so much we can do… It's better to act than to say it's not enough and stand down." . "I'm no hero, but if an enemy appears before me, I WILL destroy it!"
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| Strider Hiryu | Aug 14 2009, 08:19 PM Post #26 |
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CLAIM 349 to 355. |
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| Metabad | Aug 14 2009, 08:30 PM Post #27 |
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I just realized we're missing 290-299 |
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| REX Barron | Aug 14 2009, 08:31 PM Post #28 |
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You don't claim them, you just write them on the spot, dude. 349. I ate #290-299. 350. And they were delicious. |
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THE OBLIGATORY SISTER FORUM PLUG [size0]My characters: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . [size0]My NPCs: ![]() "I don't see myself as better than EVERYONE, but near everyone is better than YOU." . "Gravs gon' drop it on ya: What goes up mus' come down." . "Shut it now or I'm gonna KILL YOU!" . "All right! Time to roll out!" . "See ya on the highway, bud." . "No problem, bro! I can take care of that." . "You won't get a range named after you, motherfucker." . "What's happening, people?"/"…" . "Judge Tretesta Cerberean reporting! I'm here to kick some ass! Right… Like that'll solve all your problems..." . "You know what they say: To live is to die." . "Move over Grid Man, there's a new MVP in town!" . "Cybertron is cool, but Earth rules." "Are you aware how lucky you are to have lived until now..." . "There's only so much we can do… It's better to act than to say it's not enough and stand down." . "I'm no hero, but if an enemy appears before me, I WILL destroy it!"
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| Metabad | Aug 14 2009, 08:32 PM Post #29 |
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Ahh, that explains it. I was just going to blame Cobra and be done with it. |
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| Saturn Ballad | Aug 14 2009, 10:24 PM Post #30 |
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Jazz hands!
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351: Saturn the Stardroid DOES NOT have a Death Star. It is wrong to tell Wreck-Gar otherwise. 352: Don't refer to Mattrex as "RUUUUN! IT'S GODZILLAAAAAAA!" or he just might be Godzilla for that moment. 353: Ramjet is a very pretty woman, and you may refer to her as so. (hee hee LIEZ) 354: Don't make Ballade play "Even Flow" whenever he's out on the streets. 355: If you have a restaurant, spray anti-Starjin repellent on the walls and windows. 356: Don't talk about X-Men in front of ANY Robot Masters. EVER. 357: MegaMan is NOT Sonic, and Bass is NOT Shadow. Don't ever refer to them as hedgehogs. EVER. |
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