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Jake's Smoothies; A smoothie joint; also not a bar/ grill
Topic Started: Jul 6 2009, 07:40 PM (4,437 Views)
The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"One at a time, guys!" Jake said amiably. "Geez, the orders are really coming in quick!"

He momentarily turned towards Dynamax. "...what kind of shake, sir?"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"It always is." said Mistral. "The content is different every time."

"I can understand that." said Oliver. "My uncle ran inito that kind of problem all the time when he was young."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Vanilla." Dynamax says.
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REX Barron
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Multipurpose.
"Do you have canteloupe, by any chance?" Doppler asked Jake.
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"Shut it now or I'm gonna KILL YOU!"
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"All right! Time to roll out!"
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"See ya on the highway, bud."
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"You won't get a range named after you, motherfucker."
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"You know what they say: To live is to die."
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"Cybertron is cool, but Earth rules."

"Are you aware how lucky you are to have lived until now..."
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Saturn Ballad
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Jazz hands!
"Wow, this place is filling up fast." Angel Gemini stated. "These smoothies must have very good quality if they are very well liked.

Ballade nodded. "Yeah..." He took another sip of his smoothie. "Learning a language can be hard, especially if the learner isn't up to it."
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Lololol it's been years since I went by this username
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The Wildebeast
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"Well, thanks," Jake said to Angel Gemini as he scooped vanilla ice cream into the blender, "but I gotta say... the customers don't usually pour in this fast.

"If they did, I wouldn't be running this place alone!" he added with a laugh, slapping the top on the blender and hitting the 'smoothie' button.

As he kept one hand firmly pressed onto the blender's top, he looked over his shoulder towards Phi and Commando. "I'll get around to your orders as soon as I'm done with this shake, 'kay?... oh, and yeah, we got plenty of cantaloupe, sir."

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"Ah, yes," said Mandrago. "You told me about that before. Remember that wonderful, enchanting puppet show you held on Christmas?"

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"Tell me about it," Sandy said to Ballade. "Ever tried learning Hebrew before? To put it lightly, it's not easy. Can't say I was the most enthusiastic student around, but I might have put in a little more effort if my teacher wasn't such a bad tempered bitch. Honestly, I think she was the sole reason I loathed my Hebrew school so much. Thank God I never had to step foot in Mrs. Mackenzie's torture chamber again.

"I never did go back to my Hebrew studies... mostly because my brain has been permanently wired to link the language as a whole to the memories of my awful teacher, so that every time I see the letter 'ayin' in a Hebrew passage I'll be reminded of that time in 1st grade when I got a chalkboard eraser thrown at me because my ayins looked too much like tsades."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Saturn Ballad
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Jazz hands!
"Man, I hate it when that happens..." Ballade stated. "I remember one time when one of my cohorts decided to teach me Japanese--well, he's a freak when it comes to the language. He got so angry because my kanji for 'moon' looked too much like the kanji for 'sun'... But I never had the courage to show him his own kanji, which looked so awful that you couldn't tell if it said 'time' or 'day'!"

Angel Gemini sighed. "I know what you mean. I hate it when people are so proud of themselves, that they will make a scene if they're corrected. Sheesh, I used to be just like that... When Demon and I were still just one robot. But I try not to let the past deteriorate my programming! I gotta keep my chin up and just move on."

"Met!" Kelvin exclaimed with approval.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra and Kaiser finally finished their smoothies.

"Gah! My throat! It's frozen..! I drank it way too fast." "Cobra, how is it possible that you NEVER EVER got a brain freeze but your throat always gets frozen?" "Don't know. Can't talk anymore." said Cobra and Kaiser
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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"One vanilla milkshake!" called Jake, setting Dynamax's order on the table. "Alright, on we go... wait, which one of you ordered the low fat pineapple twist?" he asked as he rummaged through the cabinet under his desk.

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"I know about as much about Japanese as I do about Peruvian yak farming, so you kinda lost me at 'kanji'," said Sandy, laughing. "Still... I got the gist of what you were saying."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"日本語は私に第2言語である。 もしあなたが欲したなら、私は容易にあなたに教えることができた。" Dynamax says. "I said 'Japanese is a second language to me. I could easily teach you if you wanted.', just for those who do not speak it."
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Cobra heard what Dynamax said as he went up to him saying "Dude, you totally got to teach me how to speak Japanese sometime! I was always interested in the language, but I could never find ways to learn it."

"Call me a dumbass, but I don't see the point in other languages. I only speak American." said Kaiser

"I'd say something to you right now Kaiser, but then you'd look like a bigger dumb ass, and I'd just be making an ass of myself." said Cobra
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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"I used to think that way, then I met dumbasses who couldn't speak Japanese." Dynamax retorts.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Meh.. I'm just gonna head back to the club now... IN AMERICA!" said Kaiser as he walked out

"Kaiser, quit trying to be Bandit Keith from Yugioh Abridged! You're failing greatly!" "BROOKLYN RAGE!" said Cobra and Kaiser as Kaiser continued to walk away
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"For the record the point of other languages is that that is what different cultures speak. All the races in the world developed their own tongues, as well as beliefs, cultures and other things." Dynamax says to Kaiser before he leaves.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"'Kay, whatever you say." said Kaiser not paying attention at all

"I'm gonna punch Kaiser silly once I go back to the club." said Cobra as he sighed "I knew Kaiser was dumb, but letting him watch Yugioh Abridged when no one was looking had a negative effect on him, and made him even dumber and more ignorant."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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