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SURVIVOUR: Sidekicks; Yes...we're doing a reality Tv Show
Topic Started: Apr 20 2009, 12:15 AM (1,545 Views)
Shade Man
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Planet Man: Hello Earthlings, I am Emperor Planet Man, ruler of 13 galaxies and your future overlord...possbily...I...haven't quite settled on the idea yet.


Anyway after running out of daytime soaps I have stumbled onto an intriguing show. SURVIVOUR...yeah I spell it the non American way...sue me. ANyway, it got me thinking...sidekicks in the RPG are often overshadowed by their main characters..wel no more.

32 sidekicks will get their chance to shine, competeing for 30 000 000 ZENNY!!! Now i know some of us out there are drowning in sidekicks. So I am putting a three sidekick cap unless there is a gap in the cast by the time the recruitment wears out.

I will be hosting, Nebula is not competeing, he's my set up guy. My co host will be someone you all know and love.

Iota: How the fuck did I get talked into this?

Planet Man: I gave you that lifesized gold statue of Jimi you asked em not to keep and melt down.

Iota: Oh yeah...I hope you can fidn a nice spot for it Sonata.

Crash Man: I'm the challenge coordinator. I get to help plan for the challenges. It's gonna be..

Iota: Shut up Crash Man.

Crash Man: Damn it.

Planet Man: i will be looking also for 1 artist to do the themesong...somehow. If you want to, come on down.

All you need to do is send in a video (OOC: Make a post) of your applications explaining who you are,w hat you can doa nd why you are competeing.. we will air only those we accept (OOC: You post first, you're in.)

You have until April 27 to apply. We encourage a mix of races and genders...especially hot women...I really need new wives, the old ones are trying to kill me.

Cut the camera now Nebula...no the red light is still on. DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF...GIVE ME THAT!!

*break in transmission*

Iota: FYI the location will be reveal AFTER we get all applicants, also keep an eye on your PM boxes...you might get asked to add to the staff...and sorry. This is goona be bad. Ciao.

EDIT:

The list of 32

Staff:

Co-director/Producer/Host: Planet Man.
Co-Director/Hostess: Iota
Camera Man: General Nebula
Challenge Coordinator: Crash Man & Hard Man
Security Officers: Blizzard Wolfang and his wolves.


1) Servbot #1 (Shade)
2) Maggey Byrde (Shade)
3) Tau (Shade)
4) Three Eyed Monty (Briansfox)
5) Guardian (Cobra Omega)
6) Masa (Indy)
7) Spike (Indy)
8) Tango (Indy)
9) Armarando (Cobra Omega)
10) Rubalina (Cobra Omega)
11) Spade Magnets (Briansfox)
12) Alejandro Sanz (The Wildebeast)
13) Swindle Drone Unit #11121 (Spark Mandrill)
14) Green Biker Dude (Avi)
15) Burner Man (The Wildebeast)
16) Puppet Man (Briansfox)
17) Marcus Met (Briansfox)
18) Gemini Machina (Cobra Omega)
19) Bomb Droid (Cobra Omega)
20) Magnet Man (Chaos Wolf)
21) Viola Cadaverini (Chaos Wolf)
22) Gravity Beetle (Chaos Wolf)
23) Garnetia (Cobra Omega)
24) Xi (Cobra Omega)
25) Mars (Shade)
26) Phi (Shade)
27) Judge Man (Saturn Ballad)
28) Glowman.EXE (Spark Mandrill)
29) Aqua Girl (Briansfox)
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Quota negated but try to be fair for others
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Shade Man
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Application Video #1

*AHEM* Hello, I am Servbot #1. i am the firstborn son of Tron Bonne and the leader fo the Servbots. The red top on me means I'm Miss Tron's favourite.

I have training in heavy machinery operations, weapons use andmultiple forms of what Miss Trons aid to be 'unorthodox survival traits'...which means skill in piracy.

Opps...said the P word.

Anyway I also am a natural leader, I am quite patient and am a good listener. i am also near indestructible so bring it on.

Why am I entering? Miss Tron needs a bigger thruster engine for the Gesselschaft so I wanna help...that and she told me too. Also...I always wanted to be on TV other that Most wanted shows and the 6 o clock news. Anyway, I should go now...I just saw 16 head for the kitchen. I have to save Master Tiesel's ice cream. BYEEEEE!!!" HEY 16, STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!
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Shade Man
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Application Video #2

"Did I take the cap off this time?"

"Yeah Dick, it's record..ACK..IT'S RECORDING!!! *salutes* Hello, Officer Maggey Byrde here. I'm currently an Interpol detective, and a waitress..and I did some Bodyguard work for a time too.

I'm a warm and friendly lady, physically fit and blindly determined. I'm also in posession of horrifically bad luck but I won't let that stop me.

As for why I need the money...too many salary cuts from too many accidents...we need the cash.

Anyway, I am hoping to go all the way and do my best."

"That..that was touching."

"Awww..Dick, stop crying..and you cans top recording now."

"Whu? Oh silly me."
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Shade Man
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Application Video #3

"Opening: Hello insignifigant fools. I am Tau, loyal servant of our late once and future saviour Alpha. I am a scientist and have the greatest mental capacity of all first generation Reploids. I created such wonderous things like....Infernal Salamandra for one."

"Continuation: I am also a very loyal figure. Those who show loyalty to me will go far. and I will crush all who don't under my heel with extreme prejudice."

"Retraction: Forgive my outburst, I am rather competitive these days."

"Revelation: I want to join not for the money but for the challenge. I want to see if I can stand being around 23 insignifigant beings, unless any of those are loyal Alpha's thent hey are not insignifigant at all. If i cannot, then the slaughter should be a ratings grabber. That is all and may all who defy Alpha die slow, painfully agonizing deaths when the day of our ascention comes. Have a nice day."
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
Application video # 4

"Hey-o, suck- I mean fellow members. It is I, Three-eyed Monty!"

"I'm a swindler by trade, and a metool by heart. But don't worry, I'm a team player. I'll help out my teammates any way I can before backstabbing the- I mean sharing the wealth with them. Yeah."

"Why do I need money, you ask? Well, thoughout this entire RP, both canon and non-canon, I haven't been able to swindle a single person! Not one! This is my big chance to make some real moolah, damnit!"

"*ahem* Uh, we can cut that bit out, right? Anywho, this is Three-eyed Monty, signing off."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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(OOC: I just have one question. From what I can tell from your posts, I assume we can enter in multple sidekicks. Am I right, and if so is there a maximum #? I only plan on entering three in like you did, but I figured I should ask it so it is answered for other people.)

Application Video #5

"Ok Robo Guardian, We finally got that camera fixed, all I have to do is figure out the combination to the cap."

"You mean you didn't remember it?! I knew you should've asked Master Omega about it Zeltor...!"

*After 45 minutes of cut footage which made it look like 4 seconds*

"Greetings people. I am Robo Guardian Mk. 1, Guardian for short.

I am kind to those who are kind to me and othe people in Master Omega's empire, I have abilities for all of the elements and can change elements at will, and I am quite skilled in things outside of combat as well."

"I am entering because Master Omega wants the money for various reasons, one of them being so he can finally buy some weapons from a guy called 'Swindle'."

"GAH! Guardian! You weren't supposed to mention that!!"

"Sorry Master Omega.. Er forget that last thing I said, I have no idea why he wants the money really. I shall leave now, I promised Errigolia I'd do some sparring practice with her."

"How do you turn off these Earth Cameras?" "You just press that--" "Against the wall? I think throwing would work better..!" "ZELTOR NO!"

*The video then became fuzzy*

"Zeltor.. Let ME handle the camera from now on...! That footage better be good still." "I hope so for my sake Master Omega."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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OOC: Tempted to throw in Wolffang and his wolf bots and Poor Masa. As well for Spike.


Application Video #6

"Is this on...? Anyways, I'm enterin', 'cause the Crab wanted me to enter. Other wise, Chopper will be pissed or somethin' like that. By the way, th' name's Masa!"

*Masa is pushed aside by Spike the Theif and Blizzard's Wolf bots*

"I wanna show Papa Topman I am the bravest, plus he said he needs a break from me! EH heh heh heh!"

"We're entering, because Master Wolf wants us to train! We can show who is the best animal! Plus, there is a human that we can gnaw on!"
Retired from Roleplaying.
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Application Video #7

"Is the camera on M'lord?"

"Yes, yes! Now stop stalling!!"

"Alright. I am Armarando Blitzuuga, Blacksmith and and M'lord's Darkest Knight. Stay out of my way, and I assure you that the Alpha Empire will have mercy on thee.

I am in this to earn money for M'lord, and to make sure Guardian does not win.

I'm done here now, so go!"

*The camera then gets stabbed, ending the video*


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Application Video #8

"Mistress Rubalina, the camera is now on."

"Oh! Sorry..! I am Rubalina Leone. I am very kind, and shy. I am a pacifist, have some control over fire, and am able to heal people.

I want to enter this because I want to meet new people. I do not care if I win the money as long as I meet one person who I can get a long with. Now please excuse me as I must go feed my pet cat."

*Rubalina then puts the cap lense on the camera, but some words can still be heard*

"Did.. Did I do well?"

"Yes you did Mistress Rubalina. OH! I forgot to turn the camera off!"

*The video then stops completely*
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Application video #9

"Hello. I am Spade Magnets, servent of Lord Planetman and Lex Loathe. Don't bother me too much in these games, and I won't hurt you."

"I'm a plesanet guy, and have respect for those who show me respect. If you don't, I gut you like a fish. Just so we're clear on that."

"To me, this tournament is not about money, but about pride. I will win this tournament to get closer to Lord Planetman, Master of the Cosmos! My honor's on the line, so don't get in my way. Hail Planetman!"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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Planet Man: A quote from earlier.

The greatness that is me
 
So I am putting a three sidekick cap unless there is a gap in the cast by the time the recruitment wears out.


that meant yess three per person unless the 24 slots are not filled in a week.
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Application Video #10

"Buenos dias. My name is Alejandro Sanz, but most people just call me 'Abuelo'. I guess that's because I'm the grandfather figure of one of the greatest luchadores in..."

"¡Abuelo! ¡Por favor, no me avergüence!"

"Hm?...Lo siento. Anyhow, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I think my age and experience may give me the edge in this competition. I have been around the block, after all. If I win the money, I'll... well... I'll cross that bridge when I get to it... if I get to it, that is.
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Application Video Number 11

"Greetings. This is Swindle Drone Unit #11121. This unit was manufactured on Titan to help Lord Swindle manage his retail stock and demonstrate his fabulous weapons including the Energo-Sword, the Ionic Blaster, and Plasma-Shell Shotgun, all of which are priced to own at negotiable prices."

"As a drone constructed with Cybertronian technology, this unit is capable of transforming into a stylish Earth-themed vehicle and back again at will. This unit is programmed with detailed files on the nature and design of countless weapons from across the universe. Finally, this unit also features a FHK313 model plasma cannon for detaining emotionally-crazed patrons or other ilk,"

"This unit is entering so that we can use the prize money to initiate a new line of merchandise that will protect the lives of soldiers across the universe and at reasonable download rates,"

"Accept this unit's application, and this unit will include a radio frequency detector and transmitter, a product worth 5000 zenny at no charge to you. Thank you for considering this unit's application,"

"And drop by Swindleco today, keeping you armed for over 50 million stellar cycles!"
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Application Video Number 12

"I'm a super feline that can cut through anything, nya! I'm Tango!"

"Proto-Nya said this would be great exercise for me, nya! Plus it would help alot! I am armed to the teeth and fangs, nya!"
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8) Blizzard Wolffang

Wolfgang is not a sidekick. I do believe Indy was talking about his wolf bots...)




APPLICATION #LUCKY 13!!

"Yo, dudes and dudettes! I'm uh... I DUNNO! ...Hey, is that a camera?????? OHH LET ME GET MY BIKE. Y'see, dudes and dude-uh... whatever the other one's called, I wanna be on Survivour because of my AMAZING SURVIVOURERING ABILITIES!!!!!!!!!!!1 Watch as I drive my bike over a tightrope suspended over a pool of alligators while poppin' a wheelie! OKAY, HERE GOES. VROOOOOOO-"

A splash was heard, followed by the screams of what one could assume was a moronic reploid being torn limb from limb by a pack of hungry reptiles. But, let's just call it a hunch. As the man's cries eventually died down, the camera remained focused against the landscape, unmoving, for the whole remainder of the videotape.
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Application # 14:

"Eh...hey. I'm Burner Man, head chef of the Neo Arcadia City Diner. I'm entering this contest so I can spend a week away from the insufferable jackasses who seem to pollute our fine dining establishment day after day after day.

So, yeah, I know how to deal with assholes, and people tell me that I make a mean London broil... hopefully that'll help me when it comes to the competition. As for what I'll do with the prize money, I'm hoping I can use it to bribe the aforementioned insufferable jackasses, in the hopes that they'll... well... stop being insufferable jackasses. Not likely, though."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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