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| Metabad | Feb 18 2009, 11:58 AM Post #76 |
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"Hey, don't worry Cobra." Axl pat Cobra on the back. "To be honest I kinda liked his Alone in the Dark movie. I mean, I know it's bad, but I find it so bad that it's good...it kind of reminds me of a corny 80s movie. It has this whole cheese factor that just makes it hysterical. Know what I mean?" *** "So that's why Axl's such a dimwit...he actually likes that trash." Shadow once again mumbled to himself. |
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| The Wildebeast | Feb 18 2009, 12:52 PM Post #77 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"Alone in the Dark was laughably bad," said Abuelo. "Seriously, Tara Reid cast as a museum curator? And what was with the voice- over during the text intro? What, did they think that we can't read?" He then turned to Fool. "Hmm... OK, here's my idea; he comes out with two girls accompanying him, see; that's why he's a 'player'; and then he says, 'Wanna see my eyeball collection?' and they run off!" |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Metabad | Feb 18 2009, 01:31 PM Post #78 |
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"Haha, exactly...not to mention the CGI monsters looked like crap...but that's why I love it." Axl said to Abuelo. "Its charm is in its ridiculousness...I'd consider it more of a comedy rather than an action or horror movie." |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 19 2009, 09:33 AM Post #79 |
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
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"Alone in the Dark..? I never saw the actually movie, but I saw a very well written and comedic review of it. One of the few Uwe Boll films I liked was that 'Street Fighter' one.." said Cobra |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 19 2009, 10:28 AM Post #80 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Sorry but Street Fighter was written and directed be Steven E. de Souza, and I dnt knwo who made the Chun Li movie but I know it wasn't Boll." Iota says. "Sorry for speaking up like that but I know my movies." |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 19 2009, 10:32 AM Post #81 |
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"It was..? Dammit I've been lied to! Oh well, the review I saw of that movie which was made by the same guy was also funny.... OF COURSE!" said Cobra |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 19 2009, 10:43 AM Post #82 |
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"I think he only compared it to Boll...I'll have to download that Nostalgia Critic again." Iota says. |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 19 2009, 10:45 AM Post #83 |
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"Nostalgia Critic reviewed it too?! I only read the Spoony One's review which is currently down at the moments." said Cobra "Of course..." said Drakelor as he finally got up and facepalmed |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Avi | Feb 19 2009, 11:17 AM Post #84 |
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Puppies. <3
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"Oh?" A high-pitched male voice rang out from the doorway. "I say, if being able to sit through less-than-desirable works of cinematography is the best talent you lowlife scoundrels can come up, I may very well just kill you all in an act of boredom and distaste." In walked Sol Cockatris, staring intently at the group through his monocle. "I will be one of the judges this evening," Cockatris informed. "And if you brutish ruffians don't get your acts together, I'll be tempted to just hand the prize over to Lord Theta here and now!" He turned to the transvestite duo of Theta and Salamandra. "I say, I must admire your senses of high fashion. You two look positively dashing!" |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 19 2009, 11:21 AM Post #85 |
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Cobra completely ignored what Sol Cockatris said as all he could think when he heard his voice was "KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL...!" "Are you ok Master Omega..?" said Guardian as he shook his hand in front of Cobra's face Cobra just stayed silent though. |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Feb 19 2009, 11:24 AM Post #86 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Save your judgments for the actual show." said Magician. "I've been trying a few new tricks that will blow your mind." "Should this really be a competition?" asked Psi. "I'm just doing this for fun." "Same here." said Puppetman. Jammingman entered with Three-eyed Monty, and started talking. "He said that he shall be a judge as well, so you'd better impress him." translated Three-eyed Monty. "By the way, what time is the curtain supposed to go up?" asked Magician. Mistral started shaking, looking very nervous. "Don't sweat it." said Marucs. "You'll be fine." |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Feb 19 2009, 11:24 AM Post #87 |
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"Shut....up....damned....Cock." Salamandra was fightign his control again. "Easy Salamandra...don't ruin this for me." Theta says. "I am missing 4 people...." In walk Bob and Pi, dressed like Brad and Magenta. "I feel silly. I dont know why I let you talk me into this." Pi exclaimed. "I would have prefered Riff Raff...Brad is too plain." Bob says. "Where are the two Alpha Joes who were going to play Janet and Columbia?" Theta asks. "They...could not stand to be part of this performance and dress in drag so they euthanized each other..." Bob explained fearfully. "CRAP!!!" Theta says. "Now I need two more people." |
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| Avi | Feb 19 2009, 11:47 AM Post #88 |
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Puppies. <3
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"Oh Winston! Oh Marie!" Cockatris then whistled, summoning his Butler Joe and Maid Joe respectively. "My dears... join in Lord Theta's act, will you?" "As you wish, Master Cockatris." The two said in unison. |
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| Shade Man | Feb 19 2009, 11:52 AM Post #89 |
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"Not Winston...I don't want him dressing in drag." Theta says. "Not me...please don't take Brad from me." Bob begged. Theta then smiled evilly. "Oh SHAAAAAAAAAAAADOW!!" "Thank GOD!!" Bob pumped his arm. |
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| Cobra Omega | Feb 19 2009, 11:54 AM Post #90 |
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"Oh great he even has his own personal servants...!" thought Cobra as he facepalmed "Guardian, get me a giant block of ice, and my ice armor, I'm getting a major migrane here..!" said Cobra as he clutched his head with both hands "As you wish Master Omega..." said Guardian as he walked out --- Gyro Man walked in and said as he took out a Gyro Boomerang and spun it on his finger "I don't care how many judges there is already, I'm gonna be one too, end of story!" |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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