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Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show
Topic Started: Feb 15 2009, 03:41 PM (8,991 Views)
Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Yeah, I don't mind. I have 101 of each model and color I own" said Cobra "I just need to get them out of my ship."
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
"Oh, yes, YES HURRY UP! PLEASE, I NEED THEM! GIMME GIMME GIMME!" Axl yelled out.

"Like a kid in a candy store..." Yamatoman sighed.
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[1:54:42 AM] Brungalo says: you could say hes metabad... ASS


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Avi
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Puppies. <3
In walked Metal Shark Player, carrying a glass jar stuffed full with human eyeballs.

"Duuuuuuuuuude, are those gumballs?!" The Green Biker Dude leaped in front of the shark, hopping up and down in a frenzy. "CAN I HAVE ONE CAN I HAVE ONE CAN I HAVE ONE CAN I HAV--"

MSP smashed the GBD upside the head with his chained anchor, effectively killing him.

"Why thank you, fishface!" Gem-W, who was still fiddling around with the motorcycle, turned her head in the direction of Metal Shark, grinning. "He was getting annoying, and my hands were too tied to kill him myself... so you did me and me a big favor! Mwehehehehehe..." She turned back to her task, working on the bike.

"It's... not a problem, my fine specimen..." MSP said, as he stroked the back of Gem-W's hair. He pulled out a single strand, and began eying it. "Intriguing... oh, if only I had a means to analyze stardroid DNA!" He removed the lid from his eyeball jar, stuck the strand of hair inside, then replaced the lid as he stomped off.

"I-I wonder what his act will be with those... human... eyeballs..." Gem-B uttered squeamishly. "But yeah..." she looked over to the Green Biker Dude's lifeless body. "I'll revive him when it's his turn to come on... I guess..."
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"I'm not going to ask." said Magician to Metal Shark Player.

***

"Aw, c'mon!" yelled Three-eyed Monty. "This isn't fair!"

Jammingman hissed at his translator.

"Alright, I'm coming, I'm coming." grumbled Monty as he packed up his things.

***

"Thought of anything yet, Gigs?" asked Mistral.

"Heheh. I like this kid." said Marcus, tapping his cane on his shoulder and pointing to Axl.

***

"Thank you very much." said Snipe Anteater as he took Funk's ticket. "Enjoy the show."
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Avi
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Puppies. <3
"Oh?" Metal Shark Player stopped in his tracks, turning to face Magician. "Don't deny yourself, Magician Mangler. Admit it... you are very curious about my eyeballs. In fact, who isn't?" He held up the jar in front of him, turning about the room so everyone could see.

"My free time is occupied primarily by three separate activities - DNA research, eating people, and practicing my juggling skills!" Player explained. "So, I figure, why not combine two out of the three into an act? Heh heh! You see, I love every part of the human... except for the eyes. Ick... they are just far too bitter for my tastes. So, instead of letting them go to waste, I've been saving them just for this very occasion!"


The room fell silent, as MSP received a myriad of stares.




"Ohhhh... kaaaaaaaaay!" Gem-W remarks, rolling her eyes. Gem-B, meanwhile, rushed out of the room, covering her mouth.
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
Nebula was clapping, the only one. "What? It's beautiful."



"Dude you're sick." Theta says before fixing his fishnet stockings.
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
The only one who didn't give Metal Shark Player an odd stare was Geemel who licked his teeth upon viewing the eyeballs. "Ohh...interesting..." he smiled. "Sweet juicy eyeballs...gazing into my very DNA SOUL! KYEE!" Geemel said excitedly, taking interest in MSP's upcoming act.

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Axl smiled at Marcus. "Really, now? Cool, most of the time I get comments about how annoying I am, glad there's at least one person who appreciates my gun slingin' lifestyle." He nudged Yamatoman. "See, sensei? I told ya' my love for gunplay would pay off someday!"

"I confess that you have proven me wrong, just please be careful with those." Yamatoman said. "You could easily shoot someones eye out..." he looked at MSP's jar of eyeballs. "Literally." He gagged after he said this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
Laura started to blow chunks all over the floor upon sight of the eyeballs.

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Abuelo laughed. "That reminds me of the movie A Christmas Story... you remember that movie, where the kid wants a BB Gun and everyone keeps tellin' him that he'll put his eye out?"
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
"Yeah, I remember that movie...it's probably my favourite christmas movie, only in this case instead of a BB gun, its an assortment of REAL guns!" Axl said.

Yamatoman just had a confused expression on. "...I'm lost...then again, I don't watch much movies." Yamatoman said. "The task of watching films is a waste of time in my eyes, when you can be doing so much other productive tasks such as meditation, or reading."

"Yamato's pretty much a party pooper when it comes to stuff like that." Axl said.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Shark, put the eyeballs away. Laura...for the next ten minutes you will see all the things you love the most as your stomache settles. When next you see Shark's jar and it's contents they will be.....crabapples. Nebula, you have less than 10 minutes to clean that up by any means necessary, I don't care how. Everyone else...you cannot see Nebula or the vomit for another 10 minutes." Theta says, using his powers.

Nebula walked towards the mess, licking his chops.

"There...that should do it." Theta got back to prepping his team.
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
Porkler looked at Gem-W for about two seconds after the 'Mwehehe' laughter and thought to himself "Who does she think she is? Fassad is the only one allowed to do any laugh of that matter, especially since his laugh uses one 'Mwe' and eight 'he''s..."

Cobra snapped his fingers holding a suitcase full of guns and said "Here's the guns you asked for Axl. Now since I helped you, I want you to help me with something. For my performance should I wear dark clothing similar to Dracula's, or wear armor made of bones with blood on them?"
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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The Wildebeast
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
"T...thank you," muttered Laura as she leaned back against a wall, taking deep breaths.

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"Eh... I don't really read all that much anymore," said Abuelo. "I mean, it's kind of hard when you need someone else to turn the pages for you. But film is a work of art, and any film has the potential to be something beautiful and fulfilling. Well, unless it's directed by Uwe Boll or written by Friedberg and Seltzer, they're another story..."
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My Characters:
* The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child
* The Big, Brutish Brawler
* The Sweet, Singing Southerner
* The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian
* The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster
* The Thoughtful Therapist
* The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook
* The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist
* The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor
* The Army's Avian Admiral
* The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks
* The Snarky Satirist
* The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur

Credit to Avi for the idea
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Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"Is it a bad thing that I actually liked some of the films made by Uwe Boll..?" said Cobra
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"Hang on hang on." said Magician, turning to Metal Shark Player. "Mangler? How am I a mangler?"

"I don't know, how is Metal Shark Player a player?" asked Fool. "Say, I think we can use that to introduce his act, Abuelo!"

"I'm glad to see you're enjoying yourself." said Magician.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Yes it is." Iota says. "I saw a few of his movies and they caused suicidal impulses in me until the credit roll saved me from his torture."
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