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Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show
Topic Started: Feb 15 2009, 03:41 PM (8,970 Views)
Cobra Omega
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There, now you can see Guardian's various elements
"I just realized something..." said Drakelor "'A Day in the house of Light.'... She accidently made a pun on 'Light House'! Y'know like those buildings that guide boats in the fog! Oh what, no one's gonna laugh at that joke? You're all pathetic!"

"It think it's vice veeeersa..!" said Cobra in a sing-song tone

"Oh shut the fuck up!" barked Drakelor
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Briansfox
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
"And that was Psi, ladies and gentlemen!" said Fool. "Now, our next act might have had more of an impact if it followed Commando's act, but we'll see."

"What do you mean?" asked Abuelo.

"Well, both of these preformers did decide to do country music."

"Is Botos' voice good enough to be considered music?" asked Abuelo.

"I don't know, I haven't really heard it before. All I heard was his steryotypical country accent backstage."

"Well, let's find out. Botos, ladies and gentlemen!"
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Cobra Omega
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"Why did I forget my earplugs..?" said Drakelor as he facepalmed
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
"Sad when I see a guy more comical looking than Spring Man AND Clown Man." Shadow Man says.

"Indeed." Keromaru . "Master...want a box of Junior Mints? I'm going to the snack bar."

Shadow Man shook his head no.
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Metabad
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
"'Ey whuzzat? Ah am up? A'IGHT! Y'all be hearin' sum' good singin tonight!" Botos said as he rushed up on the stage with a microphone in hand. "Now-" his mic began screeching until he tapped it. "Uhh...testin'...testin'...kay we're all good nao! Sorry 'bout dat folks, now onto mah singin'! But uhh...lemme get prepared first."

"Now guys, yer gunna back me up!" Botos used his Botos trio to summon two smaller robots.

"So...what are we doing?" One of the robots asked.

"Yer both gunna be singin' backup vocals an' play sum' instruments, kay?" Botos said.

"But we don't have instruments..." the other robot said.

"Jus' improvise, make sound effects n'stuff, how hahd can it be?" Botos replied.

"...this is going to be ugly..." one of the robots said.

"M'kay nao...witness mah singin'...of Da Devil Went Down Ta' Georgia...by some gah!" Botos announced

"I think it was Charlie Daniels, sir." One of the robots said.

"Whateva'..." Botos said to his robots. "Enjoy!" He said to the audience.

He cleared his throat...not like it would help much though.

"Da devil went down ta' Georgia, he wus lookin' fo' a soul ta' steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behand: he was willin' ta' make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hawt.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let meh tell ya' what:
"'Ah bet y'all din't know it, but Ah'm a fiddle playah too.
"And if you'd carah to take a dareh, Ah will make a bet wit' ya'.
"Now yer playin' a prettah good fiddle, boi, but give da' devil his due:
"'Ah bet a fiddle of gold against yer soul, 'cos I think I'm bettah than ya."
Da boi said: "Mah name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But Ah'll take yer bet, yer gunna regret, 'cos I'm da best that's ever been."
"

That whole part was simply spoken, but during the parts where he sang his voice constantly changed in tone and he was terribly out of tune.

"Johnny you rosin up yer bow and play yer fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and da' devil deals it hard.
And if y'all win ya get dis shineh fiddle made of gold.
But if ya lose, the devil gets yer soul.
"

Since the little robots didn't really have fiddles, they constantly scratched each other, hoping that would make a fiddle sound, and maybe it could kill them both in order to get them out of this godforsaken performance.

"Da' devil opened up his case and he said: "Ah'll start dis show."
And fiah flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
"

For effect one of the robots shot some fire up in the air, although that didn't excuse Botos' terrible singing.

"N' he pulled the bow across his strangs and it made an evil hiyuss.
Den a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like thiyus.
"

The little robots just sighed and scratched each other multiple times again...maybe this time they'd die, but nope, no such luck.

"When th'devil finished, Johnnah said: Well yer' prettah good ol' son.
But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done.
"

"Fi-" Botos soon tripped over one of his tiny robots and fell flat on his face on the stage.

"...Uhh...should we help him up?" One of the tiny robots asked.

"Uhh...maybe..." The other robot said.

"...Hoo boy..." they said in unison.

They hovered over to Botos and hoisted him back on his feet. "Gah, he's heavy!" One of them yelled.

"...Aheheh...sorrah 'bout dat folks...dang lil' robots!" Botos said, very embarassed.

"Hey, we helped you up you know!" The two little robots said once more.

"Ahh shaddap...now where were weh? AWW YEAH!"

"Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
Da' devil's in da' house of th' risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no.
"

The robots then scratched Botos after his horrible out of tune verse, and he covered his head and ran across the stage. "OWOWOW!!! WHUT'S YER PRABLEM HUH?" Botos asked the robots while frantically running in circles on the stage.

"UNGRATEFUL MEANIE!" One of the tiny robots yelled out.

Botos soon swatted the two robots away and began his singing once more, if one could even call it that.

"Da' devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid dat golden fiddle on the ground at Johnnah's feet.
Johnnah said: "Devil just com'o back if ya ever wanna trah again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm da best dat's ever been.
"

Botos breathed in deeply...

"N' he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no.
"

"WE'RE NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET!" The little robots said to Botos as they chased after him and constantly scratched him.

"OW, OW OW OW!!! DIS IS NOT PART A' MAH PERFORMANCE...SOME 'UN PLEASE HELP MEH!" Botos yelled as he ran and ran away from the small robots that were on his tail until they chased him off the stage.

***

Epsilon for the most part of the song, clutched his head in pain due to Botos' atrocious singing, he began to write his judgment just after the first singing verse.

-Well Botos, way to go...if your talent was to give me a splitting headache then you deserve a reward for that...

After the song was over, Epsilon wrote down the rest of his judgment

In all seriousness, that is the worst singing I have ever heard...ever. A shame too, because I actually liked that song before you came in and butchered--no, completely massacred it. Your singing was horrid, it was putrid, it was foul...but what is perhaps the worst of all is that the performance had...NO FIDDLE...just awful scratching noises from your two lackeys. Botos, if there was one order I'd really want you to follow...then that would be to NEVER EVER SING AGAIN! That was the worst...the WORST...you clearly have no talent in the field of singing. This performance not only gets one thumbs down...oh no, because that would be too generous, instead, it gets TWO THUMBS DOWN! My worst rating so far, Botos, I am ashamed to call you one of my cadres.

He then gave the performance two thumbs down.
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Briansfox
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Jammingman winced. He liked the song, but Botos' singing was far from good. He was not impressed.
Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal.

Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?!

Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal.
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Shade Man
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-good Effort.

It was Dr. Light's way of being nice.
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Avi
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Leviathan was trapped in a fit of hysterical laughter for a good few minutes before she could bring herself to so much as even picking up her pen. Even as she wrote, she was still giggling uncontrollably.

I say! This bloody, lowlife plebeian's performance was a disgraceful pile of rubbish! It was not only a savage raping of a timeless, classical piece, but of stereotypes everywhere! We stereotypes have it hard enough as is, and you only serve to reinforce the stereotype that stereotypes are stereotypical! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to enjoy a fine brunch of tea and biscuits, eh wot. Cheery O!

...Just kidding. I enjoyed this performance. Very fun! And yet, I enjoyed it for all the wrong reasons. Let's just say that some times, the absolute worst is the best. That being said, your performance still sucked. Thank you for the laughter, though! =)



Metal Shark Player gritted his teeth as he recorded his observations of the performance.

***ANALYSIS FOR SUBJECT "BOTOS SUCKER"***

-Subject's voice modulators appear to be in a grave state of disrepair.

-Subject's coordination also appears to be in a grave state of disrepair.

-Note to self: petition to the Alpha Army higher-ups to run quality control diagnostic tests on any and all enlistees in our forces. Any who don't meet inspection standards should be dismantled, crushed, recycled, and/or fed to me. Yum.

Conclusion: This specimen has no redeeming traits whatsoever, save for the amount of meat on his structure. Subject could keep me fed for weeks! But I digress. Obtaining a DNA sample is not necessary - even the standard production model of reploid possesses less faults in its genetic makeup. Subject must be shut down and recycled ASAP.

My rating: 2/10 (subject to change after I take a few bites)


MSP licked his chops as he got up from his seat, now carrying a fork and a knife.
ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME.
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Shade Man
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"No eating the performers...especially my men." Alpha says to MSP.

"Besides...he'll go straight to your ass. He has to be high in cholesterol." Keromaru says.

"What crawled up your ass and died?" Shadow Man asked.

"I think it was Bloatos' talent Master. It went there to die." Keromaru jokes.
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Cobra Omega
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Gyro was in a amount of pain as to where he was about to overheat from it, he then wrote:

You butchered one of the best god damned songs ever, I hate you more than Shadow Man. Thumbs down and three X's.

Gyro then purposely drew the thumns down and three X's horribly like his hand was shaking while he drew it.

He then slammed the pen down, and clutched his head as his blue turned to red from overheating

"WHERE THE HELL IS LEROY?!?!" thought Gyro as he clutched his head harder

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"I knew I was gonna need those earplugs, but it's a good thing I didn't have them otherwise I wouldn't know which song he butchered, I'll find some way to kill him after the show, and I am sure Cobra will agree with me on this." said Drakelor

"You're damn right I'm gonna agree with that!" said Cobra
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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Shade Man
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"Alpha..if he doesn't stop using me as the bar to compare shitheads like Botos will you allow me to kill him?" Shadow Man pleaded.

"Maybe." Alpha replies, feeling sympathetic.
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Cobra Omega
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"You do not want to mess with me when I'm overheating, that's when I am most dangerous!!" Gyro yells at Shadow Man "If I want to compare my hatred of you to my hatred of others then I fucking will god dammit!!!"

"The guy needs to chill." said Kaiser

"Shut up motor head!!" said Gyro as he threw Cobra's fist as hard as he could at Kaiser

"Ow! Shit man!" "My other fist! Woohoo!" said Kaiser and Cobra before Cobra picked up his fist and re-attached it
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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"I'm at my most dangerous when I am concious. I don't need, reasons, excuses, power forms or any nonsense like that. I am always a threat and I will laugh if you try and touch me without physical provocation. Either I cut you in two or Alpha blasts you. Either way I win." Shadow Man says with a cool and calm attitude.
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Cobra Omega
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"You are two pissing me off so much. If you wish to keep yourself as you are before leaving this place, I reccomend that you and Shadow Man SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Or at least until the next act goes on, because honestly ever your voices are annoying me Gyro, and Shadow Man!" yelled Drakelor

"I have to agree with him on this, your voices give me migranes now, don't think we wouldn't be willing to 'borrow' a few moves from some people just to make sure you shut up, because we can and will do that unless both of you end it." said Cobra

"I don't take orders from you!!!" yelled Gyro

"You know, you annoy me now to the point where I do not care if I get disqualified for beating the shit out of you. I only entered this to try and piss off Cobra anyways." said Drakelor as one of his hands turned gold and started sparking
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*Cobra Omega & Guardian
*Death ex Machina
*Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone
*Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot
*Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina
*Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga
*Cosmo Man & Solar Knight
*Leroy the Chopper Joe
*Kaiser & B.D.
*Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone
*Nu & Xi
*Norma Leone & Fiona Leone

Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this.
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"Negative, you four will stand down now. The complaint was valid. I would reply the same way and I know you would if the roles were reversed Gyro Man. Please cease using his name and he will back off, if not you will be inviting his replies. You two...Cobra and Drakelor...leave such things to the security team. You are not the designated protectorate. I am." Alpha says, trying to mediate this. "If you all continue I will intervene further with extreme prejudice. Are we clear?"
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