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| Shade Man | Mar 31 2009, 04:40 AM Post #331 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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- A refrshing act, again I like the use of an older song. Bonus points for blasting that monster...who by the way obvious got a 0 from me as I skipped commenting on him. Dr. Light says about the Captain's act...and indirectly MSP. "Awright, we got security covered fer ya Judges. To prevent any outbursts we got this guy to watch you and keep you in line Pals." gumshoe says tot he Judges. Hovering beside him was a strangely familiar being wearing a badly writien nametag that said...Alpha. "Keep those outbursts to a minimum Cockatrice and the ninja better stop harassing Gyro or else I will reduce you both to ashes." Alpha says. "Hello Epsilon." "Oh Shit." Shadow Man gulped. |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 31 2009, 03:49 PM Post #332 |
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"I don't know whether I should be petrified with fear, or be happy that Shadow Man is gonna leave me alone." said Gyro as he reorganized the eyeballs |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 31 2009, 04:13 PM Post #333 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Jammingman nodded. He liked this kind of music, and Captain Commando managed to pull it off well. He was impressed. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Mar 31 2009, 04:23 PM Post #334 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"What the Hell do you have Gy...eyeballs? Why in the name of Inafune do you have eyeballs?" Alpha asks. "It was Metal Shark player..." Dr. Light says. "Repulsive, humans are for extermination, not toys. No offence Father." Alpha says. |
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| The Wildebeast | Mar 31 2009, 06:11 PM Post #335 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Tonion went back to his notepad after regaining his composure. - Woohoo, a Johnny Cash song! Between Commando and Sandy, it's nice to see some fans of, well, real music up on stage. And I have to say I admire Commando's singing voice... he really does sound just like Cash. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Metabad | Apr 1 2009, 10:57 PM Post #336 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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Epsilon bowed to Alpha. "It is an honor to see you, Alpha..." he said, he stood back up and sat down once more and began writing. -Not bad, not bad at all...even though country is not quite my cup of tea, it was sung rather nicely... Epsilon then laughed a little, thinking about how the Commando reacted to Metal Shark Player's eyeballs and continued writing -I think what really made this performance a good one was his reaction to Metal Shark Player's antics...all in all, a well done performance. *** Botos meanwhile was listening to Captain Commando backstage. "Aww hell naw, dat's da most phony stereotypical accent 'ah have EVAH heard..." he said. "Look who'se talking." Shadow said. "Ever hear yourself talk, Botos?" "Ahh shaddap..." Botos said. "Mah turn is soon anyways...aftah da' next un' 'ah believe..." |
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| Shade Man | Apr 2 2009, 06:22 AM Post #337 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"You know Botos, every time I hear that mouth of yours all I hear in my head is 'You know you're a redneck if....' and some witty ending that fits your latest act of stupidity." Theta says, not afraid to mock his disloyal minion. "So yeah, last one to talk. At least his Dad was from Texas...while there was a Texas." |
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| Metabad | Apr 2 2009, 09:35 AM Post #338 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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"No 'un asked y'all." Botos said to both Theta and Shadow. "So yeah, you have no room to criticize other people's accents whether they're real or not, because you're just a walking stereotype, yourself." Shadow said. "Would it help mah cause t'tell y'all I wus created back when Texas was still 'round dese parts?" Botos responded. "Not really, no...I can see why Ferham hates your guts...frankly, I do too." Shadow replied. "M'kay well I'm not gunna listen to y'all any moah, 'cause I couldn't give any moah of a sheiet if mah jawb was to give out sheiet in lil' plastic bags fer munneh. Y'all hear meh? 'Ah STILL gatta' choose a sawng to sang...mah performance is soon aftah all, y'all be blown away by it. Ya heah?" Botos said "Yeah, blown away by it's awfulness." Shadow said. "'Ah dun' care whut y'all think n' say bout 'meh..." Botos responded as he was looking through all these papers he was holding. "It's probably not just me who'se reminded of the show "Hee Haw" whenever you talk." Shadow said to Botos, but Botos didn't even bother to respond anymore as he looked through his notes to figure out what song he was going to sing. "Okay, well you go ahead and choose a song to completely fucking butcher. You have my support...not." Shadow said to Botos once more, although he knew he'd get no response. |
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| Avi | Apr 2 2009, 11:21 AM Post #339 |
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Puppies. <3
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Leviathan did her best to ignore both the arrival of Alpha and the screams of Metal Shark getting whooped by Captain Commando as she wrote. I'm not a country person either, but honestly, who can't love Johnny Cash? Though, I would have preferred "Ring of Fire" myself... but meh, can't complain. Commando has such a lovely voice~ Cockatris took a sip of tea, adjusted his monocle, and straightened his posture. He took a glance at Alpha, smiling nervously (in what ever a way his beak would display a smile). Slow and steady, he began writing. I say, your performance was... lacking in certain qualities, my dear boy. Namely, in all of the key components that would make it "good." Dare I say, The fiend was drawing a blank. Alpha was watching him, but... ...wait, that's it! Dare I say, not only was your butchered imitation of this classic country piece an absolute disgrace to the late Johnny Cash, but to the almighty Alpha as well! Do you not know that he, the future monarch of this planet, is watching you? It would be in your best interest to show some damn bloody respect, my good sir! As you spewed that incoherent babble you so wrongly dubbed "singing," you may as well have just simply proclaimed, "Lord Alpha, kill me first!" |
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| Cobra Omega | Apr 3 2009, 02:46 AM Post #340 |
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Cobra looked in his book once more and said "Oh yeah, it's official, I actually hate Cockatris more than Satan himself, and that's pretty bad considering the list of people and things I hate." Cobra then took out a scroll and said "I won't say everything I hate, but I will mention some things. I hate Satan, I hate Traitors, I hate that lying bitch Jannet, I hate my Enemies, I hate losing, I hate Lying bastards that make up stuff about me, I hate Liars in general, I hate things that annoy me, I hate Lost Number in FF7, I hate the Irate Gamer, I hate current, 21st century Rap Music and the last thing I'll say from the list for now... I hate Cockatris." "You should've made a book on the things you hate, not a long ass scroll." said Drakelor "Oh where's the fun in that! Books are easy to do, Scrolls tend to be a pain in the ass and seem more formal." said Cobra as he rolled the scroll back up |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Apr 3 2009, 07:52 AM Post #341 |
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"I LIKED that performance." Alpha was now glaring at Sol. "Invoke my name at your peril rooster/lizard thing." Keromaru gets up and clears his throat. "Someone might recognize the source as from South Park: The Movie. Weeelllll, Cockatrice's a bitch, he's a big fat bitch, He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, He's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, He's a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday He's a bitch On Tuesday He's a bitch And Wednesdays and Saturdays He's a bitch Then on Sunday just to be different, He's a super king kong mega mega biatch Have you ever met my friend Cockatrice, He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, He's a mean old bitch and He has stupid hair, He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch He's a stupid bitch, Cockatrice's a bitch, And He's such a dirty bitch. Talk to kids around the world, It might go a little something like this... [Sung in three different languages by Keromaru] Have you ever met my friend Cockatrice, He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, He's a mean old bitch, He has stupid hair, He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. He's a stupid bitch, Cockatrice's a bitch, And He's such a dirty bitch; I really mean it, Cockatrice, He's a big fat, fucking bitch Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Cockatricccccceeeeee Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa." Keromaru then sits back down. "Why aren't you in the show?" Alpha asks between laughing fits. "Ouch...owned AND your God's on his side. That has to suck." Shadow Man says. |
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| Avi | Apr 3 2009, 10:15 AM Post #342 |
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Puppies. <3
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"Us hardworking evil minions never get any respect!" Sol Cockatris whined, losing the faux British accent. "Um, I say... old... chaps!" He said, faltering as he scrambled to pick the accent back up, "I must go now, to partake in a fine evening slaughtering the innocent and what have you. Good day to you all, cheery-O!" And with that, the draconian chicken got up and flew out of the auditorium, much to everyone's relief. Leviathan applauded at Keromaru's performance. "Bravo, froggy boy!" She exclaimed. "Not bad, not bad... better than some of the acts that were actually in the show, in fact," she chuckled. |
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| Cobra Omega | Apr 3 2009, 02:30 PM Post #343 |
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"I have to agree with Leviathan, That was pretty good." said Gyro "I agree with them both, I loved the original song, and I love how you just came up with it on the fly, and I'm not even a judge for this show!" said Cobra as he was clapping like Captain Falcon does when he loses in Super Smash Bros. Melee |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Apr 3 2009, 03:38 PM Post #344 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"Umm...but I made him leave." Keromaru felt bad. "Now you're short a Judge." "Pussy." Instinctively Salamandra commented on his subordinates departure. "STOP FIGHTING MY CONTROL!!" Theta was frustrated. "Time to repress you AGAIN!!!" |
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| Cobra Omega | Apr 3 2009, 04:06 PM Post #345 |
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"You know. I might have a replacement judge for you." said Drakelor as he looked at Death ex Machina Whir click click "Oh NOW someone remembers I'm here! All of you ignored me, you are lucky I didn't try to slaughter all of you asses!" said Death with hatred in his voice "Wow, somebody's pissed off today.." whispered Gyro Whir click clck "SHUT UP ISOC LACKEY!!" Death yelled at Gyro |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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