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| Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show | |
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| Avi | Mar 30 2009, 02:51 PM Post #316 |
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Puppies. <3
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MSP was now juggling ten eyeballs. One by one, he tossed them high into the air, until his hands were free to summon a clone. With a wave of his palms, a colorless replicate of himself appeared before him. Just as soon as the clone stood apart from its creator, did the eyeballs once more reach the stage area. The clone flawlessly caught each one, continuing the juggling act. This gave MSP the opportunity to create yet another clone of himself. The original Shark stood between his two clones, as they lined up in front of the stage, standing side by side. The Burstgirl clone tossed the rest of the eyeballs to the sharks with the free hands, and they too began juggling in perfect synchronization with one another. There were a total of 30 eyeballs being tossed around now. After keeping their juggling in rhythm, they decided to mix things up by juggling the eyeballs between one another. And then, the three sharks worked together to form one, massive circle of eyeballs in the air. "Kyeh heh heh heh heh!" Metal Shark Player laughed. "And now for the grand finale... hope you brought your umbrellas!" The Burstgirl clone then fired a Danger Wrap bubble into the center of the eyeball ring, where it remained afloat. The sharks directed their juggling so that the ring of eyes slowly contracted, closing in on the bubble. When the ring reached its smallest possible size, each of the eyeballs were sucked into the bubble, increasing its size greatly. And then... BOOM! A display of fireworks signaled the end of the act... as the eyeballs flew in every which direction, mostly towards the audience. The clones, having since vanished, left their master standing alone on stage, where he took a bow, giggling fiendishly. "TA-DA!" He boomed, leaping into the air with his arms outstretched. |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 30 2009, 03:02 PM Post #317 |
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Gyro jumped out of his seat to get as many of the eyeballs as he could, unfortunatly he only got three, but he was still sastified with the amount he got as he sat back in his seat. "These are mine, no one touch them!" said Gyro as he set the eyeballs in front of him --- "Mwee hee hee hee! Now that's what I call fun!" said Thornacus as he caught an eyeball "Ew! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!" said Rubalina as an eyeball landed on her Emeraldo shuddered for a second and then smacked it off of his sister and into Thornacus' lap. "Ooh! Another one! That makes a pair, HAHAHHAHA!!" said Thornacus with glee "You... scare me now Thornacus.." said Rubalina |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 30 2009, 03:06 PM Post #318 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Jammingman hissed in anger. "No, I don't think that was necissary." said Three-eyed Monty. *** "There are times when not being physically in a location has its benifits." said Mu as the eyeballs phased through his hologram. "I'm beginning to agree with you, Sir Mu." said Hermit as he put up his shield. *** "Keroof!" Toadman was knocked in the head by a stray eyeball. "That's pretty weak." Snipe chuckled. "Oh crap, kero. He's got the Drill Bomb, kero." said Toadman in a daze. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Avi | Mar 30 2009, 03:31 PM Post #319 |
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Puppies. <3
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In the audience, Ringman noticed something was amiss. "Like, I don't know if it's just me," he said, "but I have this eeeeeerie feeling I'm being watched, man!" "Oh, you big doofus!" Ring teased, "You just got one of those eyeballs stuck in your head ornament, silly. We can get that out no probs with a--" "ZOINKS!!!" Ringman cried out. "The government has installed a tracking system in my Ring ornament, this must mean... THEY THINK I KNOW TOO MUCH, MAAAN!!! THEY ARE LIKE, WATCHING ME TO MAKE SURE I DON'T DIVULGE ANY TOP SECRET INFORMATION!" "I said we could get it out no prob--" "NO, RING!" Ringman shouted. "Dude, don't even THINK of tampering with it! Like, what if they put some kinda failsafe in there! Remove it, and it might explode, or, or- IT COULD ZAP ME AND FRY MY BRAIN, MAAAAAAAAN!" --- I must confess, you showed some exceptional talent and form, Leviathan recorded. However, on the other hand, I am disgusted at your use of human eyeballs... uck. So, how about this: I give you a good grade now, then I arrest and dismantle you later for your crimes against humanity, m'kay? Sounds like a fair compromise to me... She then added a smiley face at the end for effect. =) Before recoding his thoughts, Sol Cockatris saw fit to have another cup of tea. But just as he was about to take a sip, an eyeball landed directly in the cup, splashing the drink in his face. "I SAY, OF ALL BLOODY HELL!" he shouted at the top of his lungs in disgust. (OOC: Cock's review coming later~) |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 30 2009, 03:56 PM Post #320 |
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"Are you gonna eat that, or can I keep that?" Gyro said to Cockatris as he pointed at the eyeball |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Mar 30 2009, 05:37 PM Post #321 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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"ENCORE! ENCORE!" shouted Slash Man. |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 30 2009, 05:42 PM Post #322 |
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"Yes, we want an encore! Do it again with MORE eyeballs!" shouted Thornacus --- "What my brother, and the Maniacal Jester said." said Gyro as he clapped |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Mar 30 2009, 06:28 PM Post #323 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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Epsilon didn't look as disgusted as some of the other judges, he did however look unimpressed. He began to write... -The use of human eyeballs was just plain absurd... -I do not know what is worse...the act itself or the fact that it could be even received positively...by Gyro, Slash and Thornacus specifically. What a bunch of freaks...and there goes my faith in robot and reploid kind, slowly but surely spiraling down the drain... -The sad thing is, I think Gigavolt was a better juggler than Dr.Player...yes, a mere child was more talented than a self-proclaimed "brilliant" reploid scientist...what a world we live in. -Oh, and the end of the act? Completely unnecessary...the only good thing about this act was that it ended. He clutched his own head after he wrote that, it was clear that he gave this act a thumbs down. "Oh, and Light...the act is over, you may open your eyes now..." he said to the doctor. *** Meanwhile, backstage, Geemel revealed his hands, holding at least one eyeball in between each of his fingers. "Kyee...not bad..." He felt them with his thumb. "I wonder how they taste..." Geemel grinned. |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 30 2009, 06:37 PM Post #324 |
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Drakelor shuddered whne Geemel talked about how the eyeball would taste. "I know I'm villianous and twisted, and the same goes for Gyro and Thornacus, but SERIOUSLY EATING them! I don't think Thornacus is even that twisted!" said Drakelor as it progressivly became yelling --- "I don't know about my brother and the Jester, but I only like the eyeballs for the fact that they are fleshling eyes. Besides, I just want to collect them, I don't want to eat them like that guy over there" said Gyro before pointing at Geemel |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Shade Man | Mar 30 2009, 07:00 PM Post #325 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"I hereby make this a royal decree. NO ENCORE!!!" Pride picks eyeball out of her hair, glaring at MSP as she considers pulling her M16 out and repaying him for it. "He does one more thing and I will shoot him in the face until there is nothing from the feet up." Fefnir hoped MSP tried something. Light opens his eyes and looks around. "I think...as sponsor I have to agree with the Princess." |
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| Avi | Mar 30 2009, 07:16 PM Post #326 |
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Puppies. <3
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"Fine, you peasant filth, take it!" Cockatris shot at Gyro, dumping his tea, complete with the eyeball, onto the surface of the table where the helicopter bot sat. "There. Now you can't say I've never given anything to the common folk!" With that, he cleared his throat, and began writing. When even the most uneducated peasants in this bloody place agree that juggling eyeballs is an act of uncouth savagery and a pure disgrace to both nobles and commoners alike, I must say... you are doing something wrong, my good sir. Even without the eyeballs, your act wasn't just a waste of my time, but a waste of time even for the lowest of the low, the trash of society... that's right, those who have nothing better to do with their time than begging for change outside of the local McDonald's. At least by doing that, they would receive the occasional "GET YOUR OWN DAMN CHANGE" remark from the outspoken passer-by, whereas with this... what do they gain? What can a few balls being tossed around possibly gain for you, WHAT, I would ask?! Pardon the cliche, but I demand those 7 minutes of my life back, my fine sir! Hell, even the lowest of the lowlife plebeians in the audience deserve that time back, your act was so atrocious. In fact, it was almost as bad as Megaman's! In conclusion, the very sight of you disgusts all living beings alike, right down to the smallest amoeba; so go crawl into a ditch so we don't have to deal with you ever again! |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Metabad | Mar 30 2009, 07:22 PM Post #327 |
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"So, I take it you don't want me to share them?" Geemel asked Drakelor. "Very well then...MORE FOR ME, KEKEKE!" He tossed an eyeball into his mouth the same way one would do so with popcorn. |
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| Briansfox | Mar 30 2009, 07:31 PM Post #328 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"So, if you managed to keep your lunch after that, the show's still not over." said Fool. "Yep," said Abuelo. "Next act takes me back to the days of my childhood, when my pappy would sit me on his knee, and tell me about how life was like in the counrty." "Which country?" asked Fool. "I'm afraid I don't remember. Maybe our next act can jog my memory." "Somehow, I doubt it, but I still think you guys are gonna love this next one. Captain Commando, ladies and gentlemen!" |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Mar 30 2009, 08:20 PM Post #329 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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"For once we can agree on your reply Cockatrice." Dr. Light says. Captain Commando walks in, wearing a Country style version of his disguise. "Howdy folks. How y'all doin' tonight? I'm gonna sing a song my pop taught me t' play when he introduced me to Country music. Johnny Cash's "I Walk The Line." Here goes." The Captain begins to play and sing the song: "I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day is through Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you Because you're mine, I walk the line As sure as night is dark and day is light I keep you on my mind both day and night And happiness I've known proves that it's right Because you're mine, I walk the line You've got a way to keep me on your side You give me cause for love that I can't hide For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide Because you're mine, I walk the line I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line" (OOC: For an idea of how it was here's a clip from ol' Johnny himself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7K4jH7NqUw) Captain Commando then nods to the audience. "Well as they say folks. That's that. Hope you enjoyed it and hope y'all have a great time tonight.....is that an eyeball on my foot?" Captain then glares over at MSP. "YOU BLOODY PSYCHOTIC. YOU RUINED MY BOOTS." Captain commando charges offstage. Allt hey can then see is a blue flash of light. "CAPTAIN'S CORRIDOR!!!" Super Joe runs across the stage. "NO FIGHTIN' JACKASS!!!" |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 31 2009, 01:11 AM Post #330 |
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"Woo-hoo! Four eyeballs! I respect you more now Lord Cockatris." said Gyro as he organized the eyeballs he had Gyro then listened to the act and wrote down afterwards: Despite me hating every fleshling but Lord Wily, I was a Johnny Cash fan. If Johnny Cash were here, he'd most likely be proud of this performance. And guess what. Yep, a Thumbs-up and THREE stars. Congrats on getting my TRUE highest score sir. Gyro then took out a gold pen with melted gold in it and drew the thumbs-up and three stars. --- "That song made me forget why I was angry slash grossed out." said Cobra and Drakelor "I guess It was because of the fact it was a Johnny Cash song." |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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