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| Arcadia's Got Talent; The Neo Arcadia Talent Show | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 19 2009, 04:08 PM Post #301 |
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Gyroman listened to the song and after the performance wrote down: -Such lovely singing, and plus she's beautiful, too bad she's already taken by COOOBRAAAAAA! (Yes he actually wrote Cobra's name like that.) Oh well, she still gets a thumbs up. He then drew a thumbs-up with a star by it. --- "Luckliy I snuck my all-knowing book in with me. So if any of the judges say something bad about my girl, I'm taking my rage out on them at a later date, unless they're a girl that is, though the only exception to that would be if they hated me." said Cobra as he took out his book "I'm rambling waaay too much.." |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 19 2009, 04:32 PM Post #302 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Jammingman nodded. The song was plesant, and the preformer had quite a singing voice. He was impressed. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 19 2009, 04:35 PM Post #303 |
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Cobra said to himself as he nodded "Good good. Two of them like it. Though I might fuck with Gyro anyways since he has my other hand." |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Metabad | Mar 20 2009, 10:33 PM Post #304 |
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I have no pupils and I must scream.
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-Impressive how she can both sing and play the guitar at the same time...talk about multitasking... -Bonus points for getting this song stuck in my head. -A good performance overall, worthy of my approval. Epsilon gave this performance a thumbs up, seeing virtually no flaw in it. |
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| Shade Man | Mar 21 2009, 05:56 PM Post #305 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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-Nice work Sandy, and I like how you used an older song. Dr. Light was striaght to the point. |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 21 2009, 06:02 PM Post #306 |
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"Another two like it. Good, good. Though I have a feeling that Cockatris prick is gonna be like the Cockatrices in Final Fantasy games and be a complete ass.." said Cobra, he then said "What, you thought I was gonna say 'get people petrified/stoned'? Ha! In your dreams.. Oh that didn't sound right at all.." "Who are you talking to Cobra..?" asked Drakelor "MYSELF DAMMIT! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!" yelled Cobra "Alright, alright, I'm going, geez..!" said Drakelor, he then whispered "Fucking dick." "I HEARD THAT!" yelled Cobra |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Mar 22 2009, 11:06 AM Post #307 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Tonion began to take down notes. Solid act overall. She's a very good guitarist, and she made a nice song choice, and her singing voice isn't half bad (though it is a little nasally). |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Avi | Mar 22 2009, 12:19 PM Post #308 |
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Puppies. <3
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Not bad, Levi wrote down. And... yeah. Not bad. Nothing to make me jump out of my seat, but still pretty good. Though, her voice seemed a bit off to some degree, particularly on the "daaaay" parts. Cockatris delivered his usual scathing report. I say, darling... WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU PUT ON THAT OUTFIT?! Oh, I know what you want to say. "I was performing a song from the late 1950's, so I thought an outfit from that very era would be perfectly fitting." Pah. May I remind you, madame, that the former half of the 20th century was, by far, the WORST era when it came to human fashion?! You humans never knew how to dress presentably, of course; but this, by far, is low even by your kind's questionable standards! Despite being left practically deaf just by LOOKING at those rags, I did manage to catch but a tinge of your performance. And allow me to say that your singing was positively awful. Never before in my life had I heard something so scratchy and mind-numbingly irritating... keeping true to your late 1950's theme, it was as if you took a record straight from that era, assaulted it repeatedly with a hammer, before playing it back over a loudspeaker! If it wasn't your fashion sense that had damaged my aural receptors, it was most certainly your bloody annoying voice! Dear, do us all a favor and never speak, much less sing, ever again! |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 22 2009, 12:58 PM Post #309 |
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Cobra browsed through his book again, and then read what Cockatris wrote. "Ooh..! I fucking knew it! I know who just earned my wrath after this is over!!" said Cobra in a angry tone as his eyes flared up --- Gyro peeked over at Cockatris' notes and said "I wonder who will win in a fight between a chicken, and a snake..! HAHAHA!" |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 28 2009, 08:36 AM Post #310 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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"Sandy, ladies and gentlemen!" said Fool. "Now for our next act. Which is..." He paused, and whispered to Abuelo loud enough for the audience to hear. "Do we really have to do this next vinette? I mean, I'm getting sick just thinking about this next act." "Um, uh..." Abuelo paused for a moment, and then said: "It's uh... J-just let's get this over with!" "Metal Shark Player, ladies and Gentlemen!" With that, Fool and Abuelo quickly made their exit. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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| Shade Man | Mar 28 2009, 09:35 AM Post #311 |
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I am the order within chaos...or is that the reverse?
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Dr. Light covers his eyes. "Tell me when this travesty is over." |
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| Avi | Mar 28 2009, 10:05 AM Post #312 |
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Puppies. <3
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Much indistinct chatter filled the audience as Metal Shark Player strode out onto the stage. By his side, was a colorless clone of Burstgirl, carrying the jar of eyeballs. The maverick made his way to the mic, keenly observing the audience members in the process. Chuckling, he took the mic in his hand, and began to speak. "Heh heh heh... such fine specimens in the audience tonight... yes. But be of good cheer, folks! For you are about to witness the juggling act of the century!" He glanced around at the audience, noting their puzzled expressions. "Of course, if for whatever reason you don't like my act... that's perfectly fine. I respect your opinions... in fact, I wouldn't take any offense if any of you fine subjects out there in the audience were to throw your filthy, rotten, germ-encrusted tomatoes at me... none at all! You may even spit at me... yes, spit is good, heh heh..." With that, he turned to his Burstgirl clone, and gave a hand signal. One by one, the clone picked an eyeball out of the jar, to be tossed over to the Shark. Even but a few seconds into the performance, Metal Shark was already juggling six eyeballs with utmost dexterity, showing absolutely no signs of faltering. As he juggled, he couldn't help but note the multitude of facial expressions that befell the audience. "Left speechless by my juggling, are we?" MSP boasted. "Oh, but my friends... I haven't even begun yet!" |
| ALPHA WON, EVERYONE GO HOME. | |
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| Cobra Omega | Mar 28 2009, 04:39 PM Post #313 |
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"He hasn't even began yet? Then what the fuck has he been doing? HAHAHA!" Gyro whispered to himself Gyro then wrote down: I love this act. I don't know why people would be grossed out by it, I find it relaxing. Thumbs up... and two stars. He then drew a thumbs-up with two stars by it, not even I know what this means. "It means the act is beyond passing my top expectations" said Gyro as he looked up "Isn't that what a thumbs-up and one star is?" asked the Narrator "It technically is, but thumbs-up and two stars is beyond even that. I highly doubt any act will get my true highest score of a thumbs-up and three stars though." said Gyro "Right... I'm gone for now, see ya." said the Narrator as he dissapeared |
![]() *Cobra Omega & Guardian *Death ex Machina *Emeraldo Leone & Rubalina Leone *Craothe Lythuus & Porkler Hamalot *Thornacus Zornillion & Gemini Machina *Drakelor Alpha & Armarando Blitzuuga *Cosmo Man & Solar Knight *Leroy the Chopper Joe *Kaiser & B.D. *Onyxor, Adamantius, & Garnetia Leone *Nu & Xi *Norma Leone & Fiona Leone Thanks Avi for giving me the idea for this. | |
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| The Wildebeast | Mar 29 2009, 03:53 PM Post #314 |
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Yes, I know it's spelled "Wildebeest"
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Tonion began to break out in a cold sweat as he excused himself from the table. At that point, his notes on the performance consisted of a single word: NO |
![]() My Characters: * The Geeky, Gregarious Gadgeteer and The Cautious, Curious Child * The Big, Brutish Brawler * The Sweet, Singing Southerner * The Streetwise Shape Shifter and The Powerful, Perceptive Parisian * The Scrappy Scarlet Speedster * The Thoughtful Therapist * The Brawny, Bubbly Blonde and The Cranky, Caustic Cook * The Sickeningly Psychotic Sadomasochist * The Loyal Latin Luchador and his Amulet Advisor * The Army's Avian Admiral * The Abhorrent Artist and his Mindless, Mumbling Mooks * The Snarky Satirist * The Eccentric, Engineering Entrepreneur Credit to Avi for the idea | |
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| Briansfox | Mar 29 2009, 06:52 PM Post #315 |
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The fine line between insanity and creativity
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Jammingman had mixed feelings about this act. On the one hand, if he had a mouth, he'd be throwing up. Human eyeballs? This Metal Shark Player was as insane as they say! On the other hand, he wasn't a bad juggler. He was impressed yet disgusted. |
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Snipe Anteater: Only a fool seeks answers from a bowl of oatmeal. Generic villian: Are you calling me a fool?! Snipe Anteater: No, a bowl of oatmeal. | |
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